Volume 1 Gods, Ghosts, Demons and Spirits Are Disrespectful 047 Get out of trouble

Exorcism beans come from the Japanese spring equinox festival to make the custom of teasing and exorcizing ghosts, this custom first came from China's memorial ceremony, although there is no damage, but as long as the beans are sprinkled, you can keep the house safe, and the evil ghost is difficult to come to the door!

And the bag of exorcism beans in Yan Xiaoyi's hand is the reward obtained after completing the task of eliminating ghosts in the Nanbo family, don't look at this thing domineering, evil spirits below level 45 cannot invade, but, the ghost exorcism beans are very targeted, only effective for evil spirits, and evil spirits are ghosts and evil ghosts who have too much resentment, beyond this category, they don't care about exorcism and fun, Yan Xiaoyi went to play with vampires not long after he got the ghost exorcism beans, and he came to Kunlun to deal with monsters and monks, there is really no place for exorcism and fighting, So much so that Yan Xiaoyi had forgotten about this thing a long time ago, and the only thing that made Yan Xiaoyi happy was that he had always been with him, hanging on his waist with Jack's peas left and right, otherwise, Yan Xiaoyi would really have to finish playing this time.

And the ghost exorcism beans are effective, Yan Xiaoyi did not hesitate, anyway, he had already sprinkled a lot, Yan Xiaoyi simply threw out all the ghost exorcism beans, covering the last few meters of the distance, sure enough, those ghosts flying all over the sky, and those evil spirits hiding in the mountain wall suddenly disappeared, Yan Xiaoyi naturally did not delay, and quickly ran out of the gap.

After leaving the Thousand Illusions, Yan Xiaoyi felt dizzy for a while!

"Dog's Day ......"

Before Yan Xiaoyi finished scolding, the whole person fell straight down, and the damn gap turned out to be open in the middle of the air in the middle of the novel.

Thump!

The muddy water splashed, Yan Xiaoyi rubbed her ass and got up, looked at herself, the whole thing was a mud doll, and then looked around, okay, it turned out to be a large rice field.

"It's really unlucky...... Yan Xiaoyi lamented her bad luck, crawled out of the rice field with mud, and then her eyes lit up and said: "Watermelon!" ”

In front of the rice field is a big road, and on the other side of the road, there is a large leaf field, take a closer look, the leaf is covered with a round watermelon, Yan Xiaoyi's eyes suddenly brightened, although he was not hungry in the mountains, but the little wild fox can find Yan Xiaoyi's food, most of them are astringent fruits, otherwise they will hunt rabbits, roe deer, pheasants and wild finch, although they are all first-class fresh game, but it is not greasy to eat too much, this sturdy big watermelon, the stripes are clear, Yan Xiaoyi just fought again, the throat is so dry, seeing this large watermelon field, it is natural to drool.

didn't care about the muddy water on his body, Yan Xiaoyi climbed into the watermelon sweetness with both hands and feet, flicked his fingers twice, picked a crisp one, then pulled out the dog-legged scimitar from his waist, and with a bang, cut the watermelon in half, revealing the bright red melon pulp, Yan Xiaoyi buried his head and took a bite hard, that is called a sweet, that is called a shengjin to quench thirst, Yan Xiaoyi suddenly gnawed a lot, spoiled three watermelons, and ate his stomach round, only then did he look satisfied, and as soon as he looked up to the sky, he lay down into the sweet watermelon.

Through the watermelon leaves, looking at the dazzling sunlight, I couldn't help but cover it with my hand, feeling warm, which made Yan Xiaoyi sigh, this is called the day, eat and sleep, how satisfied, but at this time......

Bang!

A gunshot woke Yan Xiaoyi up suddenly, quickly got up, looked up from the melon field, and saw an old man wearing a hat, shirtless, wearing a half-short blue silk pants, but holding a big horn with a big cover of 38 in his hand, firing a gun into the sky, and immediately spewed out a cloud of smoke, which was called a black smoke billowing.

"Stop, melon thief, let you steal my watermelon, you melon thief, don't run if you have the guts......"

Yan Xiaoyi looked left and right, then pointed to himself in astonishment, and then looked at the sweet potato skin on the ground......

"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding!" Seeing that the old man was about to take the 38 big pestle for himself, Yan Xiaoyi hurriedly took out the money from the system backpack and said, "I'm not a melon thief, I give money, I give money." ”

In these years, money is indeed the best thing, the old man suddenly stopped, snatched Yan Xiaoyi's money, and then looked at Yan Xiaoyi, there was obviously a suspicious look in his eyes.

Yan Xiaoyi looked at his mud and said with a dry smile: "I was hit by a road bandit and fell into the rice field." ”

The old man nodded when he heard this, then jumped away violently, and pointed the 38 big cover at Yan Xiaoyi and said, "Knife, you have a knife." ”

"Hunting knives!" Yan Xiaoyi awkwardly picked up the dogleg scimitar from the ground, danced a few times and said, "I was originally going to go into the mountains to play, this is a hunting knife for camping, well, for chopping branches." ”

How did the old man know the Nepalese scimitar, and saw that the knife was quite broad, a bit similar to his own firewood knife, but he didn't doubt him, but he just took the 38 big cover and pestled Yan Xiaoyi's waist and said, "What about this?" ”

Yan Xiaoyi wiped a cold sweat, how can the pistol be explained? But thinking that the bullets inside seemed to be running out, he simply gritted his teeth, pulled out the m1911 and fired a few shots at the side, making a "click" sound, and then inserted it back into the holster, and then moved the muzzle of the 38 cover with his fingers and said: "Fake, toy, you are old, this is real, be careful of misfire, it will kill people." ”

"You can't die!" The old man suddenly smiled, pulled out the pole from his back waist and put it into the barrel twice, and then pulled the trigger towards the open space, and with a bang, the muzzle of the gun spewed out a cloud of black smoke, and Yan Xiaoyi, who was choking, covered his nose, and the old man grinned like a child: "The old thing left by my grandfather's generation, older than me, just smoke, can't hit a projectile, scare sparrows and melon thieves." ”

Yan Xiaoyi laughed dryly, obviously not thinking that the old man's joke was funny.

"In rural areas, the land is biased, the country said to build roads, but the roads were repaired, and there were not many people, but there were a lot more car bandits and road blockers, and you young man probably didn't go out to see the yellow calendar, unlucky, right......" The old man didn't know whether to look at the banknotes, or to make sure that Yan Xiaoyi was not a bad person, suddenly became enthusiastic, pulled Yan Xiaoyi, and then picked a melon from the ground and said: "Do you want to go to my house to sit?" ”

"That's really great, if you can take a shower and change your clothes......" Yan Xiaoyi looked at his mud and said, "Of course, I will definitely give money." ”

"What a money!" The old man said unhappily: "You are really an old man for that money, what's the matter with eating a few melons, the main thing is that you can't condone those melon thieves, look at you like a decent person, this matter is over, otherwise you think a few small dollars can buy me?" I'll send you to the police station anyway! ”

"Cheng, Cheng, I'm not good, I can't speak." Yan Xiaoyi laughed and confessed his mistake, and then followed the old man and said: "Anyway, if you are old, money or something, you should only be honored, and there is no other meaning." ”

The old man liked to listen to these words a lot, he didn't feel dirty, patted Yan Xiaoyi's shoulder full of mud, and then carried the 38 big cover, and took Yan Xiaoyi to climb the road on the edge of the field.

There are farmland on both sides of the road, there are all kinds of things, and after walking for a while, Yan Xiaoyi saw a white-walled tile house, scattered and a little open, all built next to those farmland.

Yan Xiaoyi's father has gone to the mountains and the countryside, but Yan Xiaoyi's generation was born in the city, and even if the family education is strict, he will not send his son to the countryside, so looking at the village next to a large area of farmland, Yan Xiaoyi also thinks it is very interesting.

After a while, the old man took Yan Xiaoyi into a courtyard with two entrances and two exits, two mud tile buildings, which looked like they were built by his own family.

"Come, give you clothes." The old man walked around the room, took out a white cloth vest, and threw it to Yan Xiaoyi with a pair of blue silk pants: "Make do with it, it's cool." ”

Yan Xiaoyi took the clothes, looked left and right, and said, "That...... Bathroom ......"

"What's in the bathroom?" The old man pursed his lips, pointed to the ancient well in the courtyard and said, "There, carry your own water." ”

Yan Xiaoyi was stunned and said, "Just wash it in the yard?" ”

"Ha in the yard, what are you afraid of on a hot day." The old man said as a matter of course: "You don't have a handle." ”

Yan Xiaoyi has the urge to cry, do you have to talk like this, you can't wash it in front of you, the master is not a faggot, and he has lived for more than 20 years, except for being ignorant when he was a child and running around with a bare buttocks, Yan Xiaoyi really hasn't taken a bath in front of others, but looking at the old man's natural look, Yan Xiaoyi also guessed that this place must not be so exquisite, it is estimated that everyone does this, the so-called local customs, the mud paste is really difficult to handle, gritted his teeth, and poured a bucket of well water on his body, don't say it, just two words - happy!

Moreover, after such a shower, the buttocks were light anyway, Yan Xiaoyi also let go, and simply hummed a small tune and took a bath with well water there, and when he was bored, he broke a few words with the old man, but at this time, a burst of gongs and drums suddenly sounded outside the courtyard.

"Huh?" When Yan Xiaoyi heard this, she immediately said happily: "This is to get married?" ”

The sound of gongs and drums is very familiar, it is joy, I often see it in those costume dramas, and it is this kind of joy that comes out of beating gongs and drums when welcoming relatives, which makes Yan Xiaoyi immediately interested, now everyone gets married in wedding dresses, except for TV, how can you see this kind of authentic Chinese-style marriage, Yan Xiaoyi suddenly wiped his body with a towel, ready to go out to see the excitement, but, at this time, he suddenly remembered a bell.

"There must be mountains to respond to the mountain, there must be water to welcome the water, the righteousness of the Haoran is poured, and the charm of the ghost falls into the sleeping peak......"

Accompanied by the sound of the bell, there are bursts of shouting, constantly drifting in the wind, scattered in the countryside!

Yan Xiaoyi was happy again, even happier than just now, and said to the old man: "When you marry a daughter-in-law, there are still Taoist priests singing lyrics?" Besides, what is this singing about? ”

Yan Xiaoyi only thought it was funny, while beating gongs and drums to marry his daughter-in-law, there was a Taoist priest singing lyrics at the rattle, which was fun, but the old man didn't have a funny expression at all, looking at Yan Xiaoyi having fun there, he sighed deeply!

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