The old man didn't laugh, Yan Xiaoyi smiled and was embarrassed to laugh anymore, but put on his clothes and walked to the old man's side!

"Old man, what a statement?" Yan Xiaoyi said: "Marriage is a good thing, even if it is not a doll of your own family, it is also an auspicious thing for the villagers to beat gongs and drums to get married, as for such an expression?" Oh, I see, someone robbed your daughter-in-law? ”

Smack!

The old man rolled his eyes, took out a cigarette pouch and pot from behind his waist and knocked it on Yan Xiaoyi's head and said: "Talking nonsense, I'm talking nonsense, I'm not worth it for Niu Laosan, this kid, I've been married six times this month." ”

"Huh?" Yan Xiaoyi exclaimed: "I've only heard of Kefu, but I've never heard of Kefu's wife, I really don't know if this ability is a blessing or a curse for men, should I say that he is the life of the Heavenly Evil Lone Star, or should I say that he is guilty of peach blossoms in his life?" It's a bit enviable. ”

"Nonsense." The old man said: "Although he said that he married six relatives, he could marry a mother-in-law." ”

"Not really." Yan Xiaoyi said speechlessly: "Do the young couple who co-authored them have marital phobia or marital compulsion, marriage and divorce, is it fun?" Besides, it's not fun, right, doesn't the Civil Affairs Bureau care? ”

The old man sighed and said, "What's the matter, people marry six relatives, but they haven't completed the marriage." ”

After the old man sighed, he knocked out the ashes of the cigarette pouch pot, stuffed some tobacco, and after lighting it for himself, he told the story.

This Niu Laosan's original name (one) (Ben ~ read (novel) ybdu is called Oxford, Yan Xiaoyile, this person's name is enough for the cow, however, although the name of Niu Laosan is a cow, he is an honest child, living in the east of the village, three generations of farmers, the village people watched him grow up, honest, honest, with the simplicity and diligence of the countrymen, and Niu Laosan's daughter-in-law is also a villager, two years younger than Niu Laosan, two little no guesses, childhood sweethearts, grew up together with rolling mud in the field, when I was a child, the two families felt that this family affair could be done, When the two children grew up, the two families pondered about the marriage, which became a thought, something went wrong with the marriage, looking at feng shui, picking auspicious days, beating gongs and drums, Niu Laosan married his daughter-in-law into the house, everything was fine, but, the cave room spent candle nights, spring dreams until dawn, it was a very happy thing, but when it was dawn, something happened, and the daughter-in-law who slept next to the pillow was gone!

Of course, this daughter-in-law did not really disappear out of thin air, but returned to her parents' house, so inexplicably woke up, the bride found herself sleeping on the big bed in her own room before, if it was just like this, it would be okay, at most it was sleepwalking, but the wedding dress also came back, and the dowry brought by his own family also came back, and the financial gifts given by the other party disappeared out of thin air, not only that, but even the money wrapped by the villagers at the wedding banquet was all returned to the guests at dawn, and even the firecrackers that were lit, and the red paper used, Eating the candy in the stomach, all the ingredients that had been made into a wedding banquet on the table changed back to their original state.

That marriage was like a dream, and when I woke up, everything changed back to the way it was.

So, although it is weird, but only when everyone is really dreaming, after all, nothing happened, it is like a dream, although Niu Laosan can't figure it out, but he doesn't want to, he simply greets people, beats gongs and drums and gets married again, rides a black donkey with red flowers, and once again marries his daughter-in-law into the house, everything is safe and sound, but the wedding night is dawn, something happened again, the bride is gone, everything is back to the original state, and it is like a wedding dream again, What's even more remarkable is that an elderly mother-in-law in the village, after looking at the bride, said in great surprise: Why is this bride still a virgin!

These words scared people half to death, the bride's wedding night was a few storms, and she was married twice, how could it be a virgin, but the mother-in-law was a stable woman when she was young, and what she said was absolutely wrong, so this strange thing was even more strange.

The parents of both families retreated, it was good not to get married, and there was such a strange thing when they got married, but Niu Laosan was an honest man, and honest people generally admit death, and then they were happy with each other, so how could they just forget it, so the third wedding began, this time, they welcomed their relatives, ate a banquet, and didn't drink any wine, Niu Laosan and his daughter-in-law sat in the room until dawn, but everything was as usual and nothing happened, Niu Laosan suddenly laughed, but on the night after he laughed, the two turned off the lights and went to sleep, and when they woke up the next day, their daughter-in-law was gone, Needless to say, as long as it is related to marriage, it has returned to square one.

Niu Laosan does not believe in evil, Leng is to continue to welcome relatives, this time, although the two still slept, but did not dare to round the room, hoping that things can take a turn, but the next day when I woke up, the daughter-in-law was still gone, everything changed back to the same as before, and it really has nothing to do with the round house.

A trip to greet four times, weird and fatal, both families are afraid, Niu Laosan is also afraid, but he really likes his daughter-in-law, anxious for a few days, estimated that there is evil, but Niu Laosan is unwilling, went to the mountains to invite a bald monk, the monk patted his chest and said that his magic is boundless, as a result, Niu Laosan began to greet his relatives again, but he slept for one night, and the daughter-in-law is still gone, this time it is not only the daughter-in-law, but also the bald monk, looking all over the village and the surrounding three miles, all gone, as if disappearing out of thin air.

The people in the village persuaded Niu Laosan to forget it, but Niu Laosan was really dead-eyed, and within a few days, he brought back a Taoist priest, so the gongs and drums at the door were earth-shattering, and Niu Laosan had to marry the sixth daughter-in-law.

Yan Xiaoyi was also stunned after hearing this, and said for a long time: "Niu Laosan's daughter-in-law is wronged." ”

But isn't it, Niu Laosan slept a few more times, but his daughter-in-law was miserable, people were slept five times, and they were still in place, you know, women can hurt for the first time, but it hurts again, which is like Niu Laosan's daughter-in-law, it hurts five times, and it has to continue to hurt, and it is really wronged!

After being silent for a long time, Yan Xiaoyi lifted his pants and said to the old man: "Aren't you going to take a look?" Regardless of whether it is five times or six times, in the end, it is a marriage mile, maybe this time it will really be married by him. ”

"A few times ago, we all thought so, and every time we continued to cheer for Niu Laosan, but every time we ......" The old man knocked off the cigarette ash in the cigarette pot and said: "We are trembling in our hearts, you said that this Niu Laosan, how did the honest child get involved in this strange thing?" Moreover, the people in the village have a bad taste in their hearts, who is called having no children, and they will be like Niu Laosan in the future, how can people live, won't they all have to die? Who else would dare to go to a wedding feast, you say? It's just pity for the Niu family doll. ”

Yan Xiaoyi said: "Listen to your tone, do you like that Niu Laosan a lot?" ”

"What do you mean?" The old man said: "At my age, almost all the young people in the village have grown up from dolls, and none of them are very close, and none of them should be involved in this matter." ”

"Yes!" Yan Xiaoyi spread his hands and said: "If you say this, I will help you get old, which can be regarded as repaying your well water and clothes." ”

"Come back." The old man hurriedly grabbed Yan Xiaoyi and said, "What do you mean by the doll?" What you told you was a joke? It's no joke, it's all true, it's dangerous. ”

"I'm not joking...... Yan Xiaoyi said generally, and simply waved his hand and said: "Forget it, just joke, just kidding, I'm just going to see if it's okay?" I've never seen a kiss, I'll go to a lively place, you say that people marry daughters-in-law, how cold it is. ”

After Yan Xiaoyi finished speaking, he ran to the door outside, the old man wanted to drag it, but how could Yan Xiaoyi's hands and feet be fast, in the blink of an eye, Yan Xiaoyi ran away completely, and the old man was helpless, so Yan Xiaoyi went.

Crossing the Tianban, Yan Xiaoyi soon saw the team of greeting relatives, there was a bull-nosed Taoist priest in front of him rattling the bell and singing, looking at it felt a little strange, the nest of the villagers in the nearby township was in front of their own door, but no one dared to follow the team to join in the fun, just watched, many people shook their heads and sighed, obviously not worth it for Niu Laosan.

After a while, the New Year's greeting team stopped in front of the courtyard of Niu Laosan's house, the inner door is a table with a round table with red cloth, which has been full of dishes, this is called a flowing water seat, the countryside banquet will not be pompous, it will be affordable, all are some big bowls of dishes, the middle is constantly potted, who will congratulate two sentences, say a few auspicious words, all can be eaten on the table, after eating and leaving, the people behind immediately follow, because of this, the countryside marriage is often more lively.

However, at this moment, the Niu family was deserted, and there were some villagers around, but no one dared to sit on the flowing water seat.

Greeted the bride into the door, before the church, the old road of the cow nose set up a table, spread the yellow cloth, put the pig's head, put the fruit, burned high incense, put a bowl of chicken blood at the main door, put a bowl of water at the door, took out a copper coin sword from the sack pocket, pasted the yellow charm and opened the altar, and the mouth was full of words.

Yan Xiaoyi had never seen this tune, and at first he was very energetic, and he felt that this dancing god was very good, but soon he began to yawn, and the old way of the bull's nose began to babble from near dusk, until it was dark, and the lights were lit around, and he was still there endlessly, Yan Xiaoyi had the heart to sit on the flowing water seat and eat a meal, but this old way of the cow's nose was endless, when could the banquet be opened, Yan Xiaoyi's stomach was angry and screamed several times!

"Damn, I can't bear it." Yan Xiaoyi patted his stomach, walked into the Niu family's mansion, pointed to the nose of the cow who was still doing the trick and said, "Hey, whether you can catch ghosts or not, it's endless." ”

Although there are few people at the door, there are still so many people, after Yan Xiaoyi walked into the house, everyone's eyes suddenly focused on Yan Xiaoyi.

The old man said unhappily: "Which doll didn't you see what the Taoist master was doing, let go of the evil ghost, how can you explain it to others." ”

"I'll give you a fart!" Yan Xiaoyi spat and said, "Do you know how to catch ghosts?" ”

The old man sneered: "I won't, are you a doll?" ”

"I'm better than you, if I can't." Yan Xiaoyi pointed at the old man and said: "Isn't it just to let the dirty things appear, I'll teach you how to get it today, and you will be so tired every time in the future." ”

After Yan Xiaoyi finished speaking, he walked up to a strong man wearing a black silk shirt, with a little black mao, and a small red flower on his chest and said, "Niu Laosan, groom, right?" ”

"Yes." Niu Laosan nodded honestly and said, "Which family are you, why haven't I seen you!" ”

"You don't care which family I am, you are the third cow!" Yan Xiaoyi suddenly pulled out the m1911, opened the insurance, put on the gall box, and then raised the gun violently and pointed it at Niu Laosan, Yan Xiaoyi looked around and shouted: "I don't care what you are, if you don't come out, I'll kill this person, I see that you don't even have the groom when you turn around, how can you play marriage!" ”

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