Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Familiar Lady
Two young men, a yellow 'colored' cow-shaped man, and a demon lady. Read the full text of the latest chapters at: Although this combination is strange, it is nothing in the Inhuman Pavilion, where there are many strange people and strange things.
Prawn Yizhimei is going to publish his latest research results today, and many people still give prawns face. The square located in the center of the Inhuman Hall gathered all kinds of 'color' and 'sex' men and 'women', including many demon girls and demons. People who can enjoy life always have his (her) unique way of playing, and demon mothers and demons will choose psionics to conclude contracts. However, there are some people who have not won the favor of demon mothers and demons, and they want to play with the beautiful demons who are resistant to "", and there will always be a way, and human wisdom emerges endlessly.
"This is a gadget."
Prawn Ichimei stands on the booth.
He hunched his body and poked his head forward, like a crayfish struggling in the warm water that was getting hotter.
"Next, my assistant will introduce the function of this gadget."
Prawn Yizhi Mei stretched out his hand to the left, and his assistant took the stage.
Yizhimei's assistant is also quite hard to cater to the owner's aesthetics. This 'female' assistant wears a red 'colored' lobster prop costume, and the glasses are also very 'colored', and the lenses are two balls of eyeballs.
"It's a forced contract."
Yizhimei's assistant said loudly.
"Even if you are not a psyker, you can use this contract to make a contract with a lower-level demon lady. A one-sided contract in which the owner of the deed enslaves the demon without having to pay the price. ”
"I want this deed paper!"
The audience held up the auction card.
"It needs to be 'exchanged' at the same price. Impatient gentleman, if you can meet Mr. Yizhimei's request, you can get this deed. ”
Cos Lobster's 'female' assistant laughed.
"I know."
The man holding the sign nodded.
He is not a newcomer, but he still knows the rules of prawns and plums. (
"Tell me, what price do I have to pay to get that deed paper?"
“…… Mr. Ichi-sequi, look. ”
The 'female' assistant asked cautiously. txt eBook Download/
"Just tell him what I'm asking for."
Yizhimei ordered.
"Okay, Mr. Ichi-e-mei."
The 'female' assistant looked at it.
"The gentleman holding the sign, do you have a habit of defecating in public?"
Cos Lobster's 'female' assistant asked aloud.
There was a sudden silence in the Ijinkan Square. Although the audience who came to watch knew that the prawn and plum were very strange, they didn't expect Mr. Prawn to make such a request to go off the line as soon as he came up.
The 'meat' on the face of the man holding the card 'pumped' and 'drawn', but he still fought for the deed paper. He said, "...... Excuse me, what do you mean by public places? ”
The 'female' assistant said: "A place where the ventilation is 'shady' and the line of sight is open. ”
The man holding the sign: "...... What kind of place is it? ”
Someone started to joke. smiled: "I know, it must be under the big tree, how cool it is under the big tree." I just don't know under which tree. ”
"It's not like squatting on the wall to defecate. The view from the wall is very good. ”
"No, no, no, let me say it must be on the 'bed' of this sign-raising gentleman!"
"Isn't that what a ****!"
"Shhh
Some people are afraid of the man who took the lead in holding up the sign, and some people ridicule him. They just don't want to be the first to eat crabs, maybe instead of crab paste, they will eat 'hairy' spiders. It's still the poisonous kind.
"Xiaoyu, what do you think?"
Jun-hee asked.
He, Zhang Xiaoyu, scalpers, and Niuniu were also offstage. Zhang Xiaoyu is looking for the gentleman. "Where did the gentleman go? Why can't I see him yet. Zhang Xiaoyu said strangely.
"Someone is staring at you, Zhang Xiaoyu." Niuniu pushed the king of fruits, but the king of fruits was looking for a gentleman, and at the moment when Zhang Xiaoyu turned around, Niuniu's hand pressed on the big muscles of the king of fruits.
"......" King of Fruits.
"......" Niu Niu.
Demon Niang can feel the tip of the fruit king's 'chest' bouncing under her palm! It seems to be struggling and unwilling to be suppressed. What a strong resistance, Niu Niu was frightened.
The yellow 'colored' bull monster taste: "Hey, you're doing it!" That 'woman', how can you 'touch' the 'breast' head of the fruit king in public! ”
"Ahh Niu Niu hurriedly took her hand. Poo. The tip of the king's 'chest' bounced up. Quite tough 'sex'.
"Xiaoyu, let me ask you, what do you mean by prawn Yizhimei's public place?" Jun-hee spoke again.
"There."
Zhang Xiaoyu pointed to a 'dew' rooftop on the west side of the square.
“…… No way. ”
Jun-hee shrugged.
Some people also looked in the direction Zhang Xiaoyu pointed.
"It's a really special platform. Could it be that this is the occasion where the man who defecates is going to excrete? ”
"It's hard to say, it's 'quite' high. I'm afraid I can't stay on it because of my fear of heights. ”
"Mr. Yizhimei is really sharp enough."
"There's a sign there, which says: The place of reincarnation of grains."
"O man, go up. I hope you don't fall off when you defecate. Standing tall 'hips' is cooler, and chrysanthemum 'flowers' are susceptible to cold. ”
“……”
The man holding the sign was also stupid. the groove. How do you go up to such a high place? Even if you go up and squat down, you won't have a sense of!
The 'female' assistant of the cos lobster on the stage nodded and said, "8 wrong, that place is the place of grain reincarnation set up by Mr. Yizhimei. Whoever wants the deed paper can climb up and defecate it. Remember, you can't bring tissue paper, there is a bucket with water on it. Mr. Ichi-eda Mei heard that there is a very sharp point. After using the toilet, people there use their hands and water to dispose of the filth in the Kikube area. ”
"Alright, let's move on to the second auction."
The lobster coser took a sealed box. The boxy box is carefully packaged.
The 'female' assistant unpacks it in front of everyone.
Then she held up the contents of the box and showed it to the crowd.
When they saw it, they said Sparta!
What was sealed in the box turned out to be an ass, ahh
Two halves of the buttocks, as well as some of the roots of the big 'legs'.
“…… So, what is the significance of this invention? ”
A man asked cautiously.
The 'female' assistant didn't speak, she put the invention on the table. Then he slapped it down. With a bang, the 'female' assistant's palm slapped on the right 'buttocks' of the two 'buttocks' on the table.
"Decompress!"
The 'female' assistant said solemnly.
"This invention, Mr. Yizhimei named it 'good 'buttocks'', the auction has begun, is there anyone willing to 'hand' over for a good 'buttocks' at the same price?"
The 'female' assistant lifted the 'good 'hip' again.
"Is the raw material of 'good buttocks' safe?" Someone asked.
"Absolutely safe. This is a part of the body of a demon that Mr. Ichise-mei intercepted. The 'female' assistant explained. So it has a time limit and can only be played for a month after the lockdown is lifted. ”
"May I ask the devil's 'sex' ......?" said someone who was interested.
"Don't you see the mosaic thing in front of the 'good buttocks'?" The 'female' assistant expressed helplessness.
"I want it!" A 'woman' with a mask held up a sign. "What is the reciprocal price I have to pay?" The 'woman' then asked.
"Ah, there's no special price. The 'female' who is holding the sign, you only need to write a copy of the impression of using the view and 'hand' it to Mr. Yizhimei. The number of words after viewing is not less than 50,000 words, and the first three chapters must appear how you use the 'good 'buttocks'', as well as the time of use, intensity, etc., ......"
"No problem......"
The 'woman' who was holding the sign nodded.
"Okay, after the auction, we will hand over the 'good' buttocks 'packed' to you." The 'female' assistant put down her good 'buttocks'. Immediately, a 'waiter' took away the "good 'buttocks'".
“…… Xiaoyu, what are you looking at? Jun-hee asked.
"I always felt that the 'woman' just now was very familiar, as if I had seen her somewhere." Zhang Xiaoyu said.
"Oh." Jun-hee responded, "Tell you a secret." That 'good' buttocks were sold to the prawns Ichimei. Junxi whispered mysteriously in Zhang Xiaoyu's ear.
"......" Zhang Xiaoyu.