Chapter Twenty-Eight: Prawns and Plums
A yellow bull with a strange skeleton was stunned to stop the royal sister demon Niangniu. The yellow ox shouted loudly, "I am a man among men." I can carry the tripod, I am angry, this girl, why don't you conclude a contract with me? ”
No matter how you look at it, the cow is a cow, he is actually a human man, but he looks like a cow, and it can be said that he looks like a cow. He has a pair of stiff horns and a bull's nose and temper.
"Huanghuang, you get out of the way."
Jin Bei'er said.
"Can't let it! Even if you are the daughter of Curator Jin, you can't bully men to dominate the market! What age is it now, this is the era of free love and harmonious mating! I have the right to choose a spouse! ”
The yellow bull still cringed a little between his words, and the golden bottle was not a good person......
In the Inhuman Pavilion, her golden bottle is a lawless existence, who made her Lao Dou the golden curator.
"Huanghuang, you better climb on the fig and rest. It's none of your business here. ”
"Xiaoyu, did you bring her in?"
"If she causes trouble, she will fend for herself."
"Oh. Go away. ”
The yellow bull no longer stands in the way of the girl.
Jin Bei'er left with Zhang Xiaoyu, and now Niuniu has learned to be obedient and no longer wanders around. God knows what freaks will pop up in the Inhuman Pavilion.
"Will you make a pact with me?"
Jin Bei'er said suddenly.
She asked Niu Niu with a smile. She doesn't have a contract demon lady yet, and of course it's OK to contract a demon man. There are no demons that have been able to enter her vision.
"I've got someone in mind."
Demon Lady said.
"Ah, yes."
Jin Bei'er was not annoyed, and just asked casually.
"Is the gentleman coming?"
"Who knows. I don't pay attention to middle-aged men. Xiaoyu, won't you tell me that you came to the Inhuman Pavilion to find a gentleman, right? ”
The golden bottle suddenly stopped.
"How?"
Zhang Xiaoyu, who was barefoot, secretly felt bad.
"I'm here to see you."
"The expression is wrong. It is possible to score a seven. ”
Jin Bei'er said unhappily.
"What? I'm not going to be a self-awe. Die. The Golden Bottle. ”
Zhang Xiaoyu's handmaker standing on her shoulder said nervously.
“…… Ah, wicked rods. ”
Jin Bei'er squinted at the horn of the Great Demon Niang.
They walked and talked, and during this time, many people jumped out, and they seemed to be in a hurry. hurriedly greeted Jin Zhu'er and Zhang Xiaoyu. Leave in a hurry.
"Is something wrong?" Niu Niu said in her heart. She's an outsider, maybe not even a guest. "It's none of my business, but I'm more cautious." Niu Niu is a god.
"What's going on today?" Zhang Xiaoyu asked strangely.
"Yes." Jin Bei'er said. "Prawn and plum are going to publish the latest research. A lot of people are going to cheer, do you want to go? ”
"Something happened today. I'm not going. ”
"It's a pity." Jin Bei'er said.
"The gentleman really didn't come here?" Zhang Xiaoyu asked again.
"You go find it yourself, why do you keep asking me. How could I possibly know everything that happened in the Inhuman Pavilion. ”
"I'm trying to find it."
But you can't let go, how to find it?
Zhang Xiaoyu looked down at his wrist. Caught by someone. The golden bottle has no intention of letting go.
"I'm coming, I'm coming~~~~~"
A young man riding a yellow bull rushed over. His face was covered in blood, and he was holding a pointed object in his hand.
"Huang Huang, come on, let them see my elf's right ear, it's fresh. I just cut it off. ”
The young man named Junxi grinned at the yellow bull under his crotch. The yellow bull and the young man were good friends, so he was able to ride on the back of the ox.
"Moha~~~~"
The yellow bull runs wildly with its hooves.
"Beauty, I'm here."
The scalper mooed at Niu Niu.
“…… How are they coming again! ”
Niu Niu exclaimed.
It's terrible, the yellow bull and the young man with his face covered in blood are not normal people! Niu Niu really didn't want to deal with them.
"Jun-hee, you wash your face. Super disgusting. ”
Jin Bei'er said unhappily.
"Huh? Where is disgusting, I bathe every day with the blood of fresh male creatures and do not feel physically and mentally unwell, you see. My skin is super good. I think it has something to do with my personal habits. ”
The young man jumped off the bull and walked directly towards Zhang Xiaoyu.
"You should be satisfied now, fresh elven ears. I promise I haven't licked it. Take it! ”
He generously handed the pointed ear to Zhang Xiaoyu.
"Then I'll take it."
Zhang Xiaoyu took the ear of the elf handed by Junxi.
"What's the matter with the blood on your face? Cut the elf's ears splashed? Zhang Xiaoyu looked back at the young man. A fanatical and cruel man.
"Are you talking about that?" The young man pointed to his face, "The male elf I kept in captivity, he is committing suicide, and I watched from the side for a while." He was such a waste that he couldn't commit suicide, and he didn't die for a few minutes of self-harm. What an unfortunate elf. I'm a good person, so I helped him pluck his heart and liver. You can rest assured. I cut off his right ear first, while he was alive. ”
"Really......"
"Light rain. Would you like to go to my house? A masterpiece, a masterpiece, I painted a picture on the ground with his blood. ”
"Next time."
"No, I can't. You have to go! Go now. ”
The young man pulled Zhang Xiaoyu's hand and walked back, ignoring the golden bottle, Niuniu and others behind them.
"Ah Jun, wait for me!"
The yellow bull wanted to hook up with Niu Niu, but his good friend ran away, and the bull had to leave with him. Anyway, that chick will follow the king of fruits, the yellow bull heart.
"Jun-hee, that madman, I don't want to go to his room and see what the hell is painted on the floor."
Jin Bei'er shook his hand and walked away.
“……”
Niuniu was stunned for a few seconds, and finally she decided to act with Zhang Xiaoyu. I don't have a score in my heart.
"If I had known, I wouldn't have come."
Muttered quietly.
"Xiaoyu, that cow lady is very beautiful. Can you give her to me? ”
"Don't you like young and beautiful men, why are you interested in women?"
"People always change."
The young man said with a smile.
"Every day I look in the mirror I feel like I'm handsome again! No matter how handsome I am, how can I let others live? Xiaoyu, your breasts are super personal. I like it! ”
"No matter how much you like it, it's useless. I'm not going to cut off my boob's head and give it to you. ”
"Ah, that's stingy, I gave you an elf's right ear!"
"Can I throw it away?"
"You might as well take it home and cook it and eat it."
"Not interested."
"Then put it in the freezer. Cook it when you're interested. ”
"Don't discuss that. Jun-hee, did you see the gentleman coming to the Inhuman Pavilion? ”
"I see. Isn't it the day when Ichimei Shrimp publishes his latest work, and the gentleman will definitely go to the party. What are you looking for a gentleman? Does he owe you money, do you want me to cut off his ears for you? ”
"He's my master and my friend."
"I'm your friend, too."
"Since we are friends, let's go to the gentleman together. How? ”
“…… Paintings, paintings on the floor of my house. ”
"Find the gentleman, and the three of us will go and see your painting together."
"That's it! Ah Huang, take me and Xiaoyu to find a gentleman together! ”
“…… I can't do it, how can I carry two men at once!! ”
"Work hard, Ah Huang, how do you know that you can't do it if you don't work hard!"
"Ah Jun, you and King Guo should still walk!"
The yellow bull said that he was not willing to carry two men. If it's carrying that niuniu, it's okay. (To be continued)