Volume 3 City of Water Chapter 217 Cure the Tongue
Spinning, jumping, I don't stop?
It's like pumping a spinning top!
Fat Wu covered his swollen cheeks, obviously confused, and stood swaying, "Horse...... Boss Ma, you ...... Why are you pumping me?"
"Pump you, hmph, let you have a long memory!"
"Am I offending you?"
"Nope. ”
"Then ...... you" Wu Fatzi looked aggrieved, and slapped him a few times coldly, but he didn't know the reason.
Ma Qicai grinned, and the words he said made people's lungs hurt even more, "Hehe, I beat you mainly for two reasons, first, you offended this little brother, I will teach you a lesson for him, and second, I want to verify whether I was dreaming just now." ”
"Huh?" Wu Fat Man said in his heart, "I want to verify why you don't smoke yourself, why are you beating me?
But he didn't dare to say these words, he just froze there and changed color, and his face was red and white for a while.
Ma Qicai raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "Hey, aren't you happy if I smoke you?"
"I ...... How could I not be happy, my heart is happy. Wu Fatzi really wanted to be tough, but as soon as his morale reached his throat, he forcibly swallowed it.
"Then you'll take a look. "Ma Qicai is really good at torturing people, beating someone and letting people give him a pleasure, it's really unreasonable!
"Oh, hey, hey......"
But Fat Wu was very thick-skinned, and he really squeezed out a smile.
These two are shameless to the limit!
Zhou Nian really didn't want to see these two people selling anymore, so he directly faced Ma Qicai and asked, "Hey, do you want to recover your sense of taste?"
"Think!" Ma Qicai hurriedly hugged his fists, and his attitude became serious.
"Then you give me this blue bracelet first, and I'll help you heal. ”
"No problem!" Ma Qicai was quite generous, and when he said it, he took the bracelet off his wrist and handed it to the other party, "Little brother, it's up to you next." ”
Zhou Nian took the bracelet and put it in his pocket, and instructed, "You find a place to sit first." ”
"Okay!"
When Ma Qicai heard this, he hurriedly looked for a stool, but he didn't find it, but the fat man Wu behind him was quite eye-catching, and he carried a stool and stuffed it under his ass, like a minion.
"Hehe, Boss Ma, please take a seat. ”
"Hmm. ”
For this kind of courteous thing, Ma Qicai is obviously very useful, not even a word of thanks, it seems that he is used to being a master on weekdays, clothes to stretch out, food to open his mouth, living is called a moisturizing!
Zhou Nian walked across from him and commanded with a flat face, "Stick your tongue out." ”
"Oh. ”
Ma Qicai did as he was told, and when he opened his mouth, he stuck his tongue out.
Just that tongue, not flexible at all, a little long, looks dry and white, as if a layer of white sugar is coated on it, a little closer, a little bit of bad breath, the tongue coating is dry, as if it is covered by a membrane.
No wonder Ma Qi has lost his sense of taste, with such a tongue that doesn't distinguish the five flavors, I'm afraid he can't even taste shit.
Zhou Nian only glanced at the root of his illness, reached out and patted the brocade bag on his waist, and a silver needle had already been pinched between his fingers.
But as soon as this move came out, Ma Qicai was not surprised, and the fat man Wu on the side was the first to call, "Hey, stinky boy, are you going to put a needle in Boss Ma's tongue?" I warn you, don't come nonsense, if Boss Ma has any accidents, it's not a matter of a tongue!"
Fat Wu is dedicated to his hospitality all the time, but this time, he slapped the horse's fart on the horse's hooves!
Zhou Nian looked at him indifferently, "Don't you want to cure it? Is this your tongue or his? Where is your turn to call the shots?"
Ma Qicai was stunned for a moment, his face suddenly became a little unpleasant, and he turned around and glared at Wu Fatzi fiercely, "Hey, fat man, are you too good today? What nonsense are you talking to me, I, Ma Qicai, have never seen any winds and waves, are you still afraid of pricking two needles in your tongue?"
When Fat Wu heard it, he was not in a hurry for the emperor and the eunuch to be in a hurry, so he was worried about it?
Isn't that a mouthful!
His face twitched rapidly, and Wu Fatzi was very annoyed in his heart, and almost slapped himself in the mouth, so he simply shut up and stepped aside.
After drinking back Wu Fatzi, Ma Qicai said slowly, "Hehe, little brother, you continue." ”
"Oh. ”
Zhou Nian nodded, and snapped his fingers with his right hand as he spoke, and a pinch of Danhuo jumped between his fingers.
Putting the silver needle on the Danhuo and roasting it, Zhou Nian bent over, pinched the silver needle and stabbed it on Ma Qicai's tongue.
"Hiss......"
As soon as he pierced the tip of his tongue, Ma Qicai suddenly hissed a few cool breaths in pain.
Zhou Nian frowned and reminded, "Don't move, if the acupuncture point is pierced wrong, your tongue will not be protected!"
"Huh?"
Ma Qicai was startled, with this threat, he immediately calmed down a lot.
"Zizi!"
Zhou Nian's movements were very smooth, the needle went in quickly, and the needle came out quickly, and when the silver needle was completely withdrawn, Ma Qicai's mouth also overflowed with bright red blood.
"Poof!"
Ma Qicai spit out the blood foam in his mouth, and he didn't dare to move his head, so he could only stretch out his hand and swing a few times at Wu Fatzi behind him.
Wu Fatzi suddenly understood, and quickly took out a clean handkerchief from his arms and handed it over.
Grabbing a handkerchief and wiping his mouth, Ma Qicai slowly raised his head, his forehead was covered with beads of sweat the size of beans, and he exhaled deeply and said, "Whew...... It's finally over, and it hurts me to death!"
Zhou Nian chuckled, "Hehe, compared to losing the sense of taste, what is this bitterness, okay, now that your sense of taste has recovered, you can find something to taste it." ”
"Really?" As soon as he heard that his sense of taste had recovered, Ma Qicai almost jumped up excitedly, and quickly turned his head to look at Wu Fatzi, "Quick, go and get me something to eat!"
Fat Wu hesitated for a moment and asked, "That, Boss Ma, what do you want to eat?" I'll buy it for you." ”
Ma Qicai ate eagerly, waved his hand and said, "No, you go to the back kitchen and take a look, just take some." ”
"Oh. ”
Fat Wu hurriedly ran to the back kitchen, and came back in less than half a minute, holding half a cake in his hand.
The cake was oily and dry, with clear tooth marks on it, and when you looked closely, it looked like it had been gnawed by a dog.
handed the cake forward, and Fat Wu let it go, and said with a smile, "Hehe, Boss Ma, why don't you try this?"
Ma Qicai was stunned for a moment, he was still a picky eater, and he opened his mouth to scold, "Cao, you just let me eat this? What kind of taste can the cake taste?
Fat Wu looked aggrieved, "Boss Ma, didn't you just say that I should take it casually, there is only this half of the cake left in my store, or is it left over at noon today, I have not been willing to eat it, and it has a taste, it is a five-spice flavor, don't believe you to taste it?"
Ma Qicai called it a choking fire, he said that it was a kind word to take it casually, and the other party was so sincere, even if he let him eat the rest?
I can't bear it!
His face was cold, and Ma Qicai went up and gave Wu Fatzi a loud big mouth, and ordered while pumping back, "Hurry up and get a handful of sugar for me in the back kitchen, go quickly!"
"Yes. Wu Fatzi covered his left face and shrank his head, stepped away and rushed towards the back kitchen.
When he came back, he had a handful of white things in his hand, which was undoubtedly white sugar.
"Horse ...... Boss Ma, would you like to try this?"
"Hmm. ”
Ma Qicai grabbed a handful and put it in his mouth with a nervous face, and only hesitated for a few seconds, and his face suddenly changed!
"Phew, damn me, grass, this is salt!"
"Huh?" Wu Fat Man was stunned for a moment, then he also dipped a little and put it in his mouth, and spit it out after a while, "Phew, it's really salt." ”
Ma Qicai frowned tightly, his face suddenly became unsightly, and he glared directly at Wu Fatzi, "Hey, dead fatty, did you mean it?
"I ...... Where do I dare, I don't dare to fool you if you borrow our guts, maybe I was too anxious just now, and I confused sugar and salt, so I ......" Wu Fat looked aggrieved, but in fact, he was snickering in his heart.
Because he did it on purpose!
Ma Qicai raised his eyebrows and glanced at him, and said scornfully, "Hmph, I hope you accidentally made a mistake, otherwise...... Hmph!"
After a threat, Ma Qicai then faced Zhou Nian, a touch of ecstasy appeared on his face, and his heart was even more excited.
The sense of taste recovered, and the problem that had plagued him all his life was pierced by Zhou Nian with a few stitches.
Ma Qicai can be regarded as having met a master today, and his attitude towards Zhou Nian is even more polite than before, "Hehe, little brother, I won't say much if I thank you, you cured my tongue, that is my Ma Qicai's great benefactor, it's not me Ma someone who boasts, in the City of Water, I still have a certain amount of energy, if you encounter any trouble in the future, you can ask me for help." ”
As he spoke, he took out a small dark green jade piece from his arms and respectfully handed it to the other party, "Little brother, please be sure to accept this, crush the jade piece if necessary, and I will arrive immediately." ”
Zhou Nian took the jade piece and only glanced at it, and then put it into his arms.
Ma Qicai looked at him with a smile on his face, and before he could speak, the fat man Wu next to him took the lead in speaking, obviously to be courteous, "Hehe, little brother, Boss Ma, seeing that it is already very late, it is better for me to be the east, how about we talk about Huixian Building?"
"Oh?" Zhou Nian raised his eyebrows, "Let's skip the meal." ”
Wu Fatzi hugged his fists and said, "Hey, my little brother's words are wrong, today's meal, I, Wu Degui, must be invited, first, to celebrate Boss Ma's recovery of taste, and secondly, I have offended you a lot before, this meal should be regarded as me to make amends to you, I hope that the little brother can appreciate it." ”
Ma Qicai, who was on the side, also wanted to be close to Zhou Niantao, and echoed casually, "Little brother, since Wu Fatzi is kindly invited, you don't have to excuse yourself anymore, we treat you as a friend, you shouldn't give this face, right?"
Zhou Nian shook his head and smiled bitterly when he heard this, if he didn't want to give the other party, it would be difficult for the Heavenly King Lao Tzu to do it, "Hehe, this, I'm really ......"
However, just as he was about to refuse, at the door, a pockmarked man suddenly rushed in.
"Hey, fatty, do you accept antiques here?"