Some people go to college for their graduation certificates, some people go to college to learn knowledge, and some people are like Lao Song, who have been fantasizing about college love since junior high school, in Lao Song's words, this is pure love! But looking back, what you learned in four years is of any use? I have to say that we were all given college.

After graduation, people often ask Lao Song: "Have you ever gone to college?" ”

Lao Song smiled: "Who is the university?" ”

As soon as we started class today, we found that our class instructor came, and he walked into the classroom with an excited face.

"Students! Let's travel to the Maling River Gorge on May Day! Publicly-funded! Let's go back and get ready! You can also call yourself to play well, but five hundred for one person, let's play for four days! Go back today and pack your bags, and meet at the school gate tomorrow! If you want to go, sign up with me first! ”

As soon as we heard the news, we immediately cheered, and many of our classmates said that they wanted to call their daughters-in-law or something to go with us.

When class ended, I called my daughter-in-law

"Daughter-in-law, let's go on a trip on May Day, will you go?"

"Okay, I'm ready to prepare."

After making the call, I looked at Lao Song, and the grandson said with a lewd smile: "My daughter-in-law will go too, hahahaha!" ”

When we went back to the dormitory at night, we all crossed our toes and counted how many hours we had until tomorrow's meeting, and when we were happy, we heard the head of the dormitory next door shouting, "Come here!" There's something good! It's still hot after downloading! ”

In an instant, the students in the dormitory rushed to the next dormitory, congratulating and asking for copy and paste.

I turned my face and looked, yo! Lao Song didn't react! This Nima is nothing short of a miracle!

Curiously asked him, "Old Song, aren't you going?" ”

Lao Song looked upright: "Can a person as upright as me go to that kind of place?" What's more, I'm a man with a wife! ”

At that time, I wanted to step on his old face, this stinky shameless.

The next day, Lao Song and I got up early, put our bags on our backs and set off towards the school gate.

The people I met on the road were basically from our class, all of them brought their daughters-in-law or boyfriends or something, and their faces were happy, as if they were going on a honeymoon. After waiting at the door for less than ten minutes, my daughter-in-law and Xiaoqian came. When my wife saw me and Lao Song waiting for them, she immediately bent her eyes and smiled, telling us to continue to work hard in the future and maintain this good habit.

When I was done, I looked, good guys, seventy or eighty people in total. It took three tourist buses to finish loading us young boys and girls with a rippling spring heart.

The atmosphere in the car was harmonious, and the sound of flirting could be heard everywhere. When the car started, the instructor began to lecture: "Good morning, everyone! Today we are going on a trip to the Maling River Gorge! On the way, everyone listens to the command! Stay safe! Before the instructor could finish speaking, Lao Song shouted: "The grass is killing you!" Hahahaha! Play with me? At that time, the guide's face changed, and he stared at Lao Song fiercely, Lao Song still looked innocent, and he didn't know what was going on.

In fact, I don't blame Lao Song, the situation at that time was like this.

After the grandson got in the car, he sat with Xiao Qian, playing Plants vs. Zombies, and when he passed the level, Lao Song couldn't help but shout: "The grass is killing you!" Hahahaha! Play with me? ”

I really don't blame him, he is such a strange man.

Laughter along the way, from time to time I can hear the sound of someone playing with artificial respiration, I saw that everyone is like this, I couldn't help but look at my daughter-in-law with a heartbeat, my wife smiled at me softly and said: "If you dare, I will cut you." Hearing my daughter-in-law say this, I immediately felt a pain in my crotch, nodded again and again, and swore that it would never be possible to do such a thing!

After spending hours in the car, I finally arrived at my destination. As soon as I got out of the car, I immediately felt a natural breath, I was wondering how this breath was a bit like the smell of the countryside, and when I looked down, Lao Song got out of the car and stepped on cow dung, and was shaking his feet there!

Maling River Grand Canyon, nicknamed a beautiful scar on the earth, is located 5 kilometers east of Xingyi City, Guizhou Province, and is a national scenic spot integrating majestic, strange, dangerous and beautiful. Maling River Canyon is a deep rift valley crack in the orogeny, the waterfalls in the valley are flowing, the green bamboo is hanging upside down, the karst caves are connected, the calcification wonders are wonderful, and the ancient trees and famous trees on both sides are in a thousand forms. The east and west peaks and forests are stacked and dotted in between. Canyoning attracts a lot of tourists.

On the Maling River, a tributary of the Nanpan River in Xingyi City, Maling River Gorge is pregnant with the wonders of "100 fish, 100 waterfalls, 100 curtains, 100 springs" due to the effect of "10,000 peaks surrounding, thousands of springs, streams and streams eroding, and rivers hitting water", constituting the "100 paintings" of the Maling River Gorge Scenic Area. Maling River Canyon is the concave river valley that is cut deep and deep from the ground, the two walls of the river valley are thick and colorful, the shape is like a hanging mural, about more than 110 pieces, there are 56 large and small waterfalls in a scenic spot: "Hundred Waterfalls" a scenic spot, strong as the Milky Way gap, soft like a curling Nana. "Hundred curtains" - there are more than 100 little-known water curtain caves in the scenic area. "Hundred springs" - there are more than 120 famous springs in the scenic spot, such as Xixin Spring, Chelang Hot Spring, Thousand Eyes Spring, Tiantan Lake, Ditan and so on, which is a famous tourist area in Guizhou Province and even the whole country.

When the instructor saw that everyone had arrived, he took us to the hotel near the scenic spot to put our luggage, and kept telling us that the boys lived on the first floor and the girls lived on the second floor.

When I arrived at the hotel, the room was good, very clean, two beds in one room, and I was able to have a room with Lao Song. After packing up our luggage, Lao Song and I walked downstairs to the restaurant.

"I'm rubbing! The stuff here is so delicious! ”

"Woooooooooooo I'm so touched that I finally don't have to eat the food made by the cafeteria killer! ”

"I'm so excited!"

We saw the excited appearance of the students, smiled slightly, a group of stupid v-, don't you know how to eat outside the school?

I have to say that the things here are really delicious, such as the unique clear water chicken here, dipped in special seasonings to eat, that is called a**. After eating, the guide told us to go back and sleep well, and we have to go to the attractions tomorrow! By the way, warn us boys, if someone dares to break into the dormitory at night, then you will be ready to hang up all eight subjects this semester.

Hearing what the instructor said, the crowd nodded and patted their chests and promised not to do such a dirty thing!

When I walked in the corridor, I was pleased to listen to the classmates around me greeting the instructor and his family, and I have to say that it was the first time I felt that the instructor was so wise! Lao Tzu can't take advantage of my daughter-in-law, do you still want to talk to your wife? your uncle's! Refreshing!

Lying in bed at night, I listened to Lao Song talk in my dreams with a painful face

"Xiao Qian, it's not that I won't come today, the instructor is too brave to make trouble!"

"Alas, besides, my nickname is also a friend of women, can the female compatriots upstairs be happy without me? Hey, hey, hey, hey"

"Hello lesbians! Don't call me Chief! Just call me a husband! Hey, hey, hey, hey"

Listening to Lao Song's lewd laughter, I kept cursing him in my heart, why is this grandson so obscene!