"Where is spring? Where is spring! In the spring, he's in that girls' dormitory! ”

"Old Song, I'll grass your uncle! Can he not call early in the morning? ”

As soon as I got up, before I finished washing my face, Lao Song's grandson pulled me out of the bedroom and asked me to accompany him to find his spring.

Along the way, I kept greeting his uncle cordially, and he did the same, greeting my uncle cordially.

When we arrived downstairs in the women's dormitory, my daughter-in-law and Li Qian were already waiting for us there.

"Fanzi, you came early today! There is progress! My daughter-in-law smiled.

"That's, it has to be!" I was proud and hid the fact that I was pulled up by Lao Song.

Turned his face to look at Lao Song, who didn't seem to pay attention to us, and chatted with Li Qian. I pricked up my ears and listened, and it was quite informative.

"Xiaoqian, why am I nicknamed 100,000, there is nothing in the world that I don't know!"

"Really?"

"Yes! You can ask me any question you want! ”

"Then I'll think about it~"

"No problem, just come, I can't answer that I'm a grandson!"

When I heard this, I turned my face to Xiao Qian and said, "Xiao Qian, I'll help you give him a problem!" ”

When Lao Song heard this, he looked at me with disdain, as if he was mocking me: "What can you come up with?" The grades are not as good as mine! ”

I smiled slightly: "Old Song, where is Ben Lavden?" "This grandson almost didn't cry when he heard it, Fanzi, you are really not a thing! Cards that don't follow common sense!

Today is no ordinary day, the closer you are to the cafeteria, the more people there are.

The cafeteria was crowded with people, and the faces of the students were full of happiness.

What does this mean? This shows that the chef has changed shifts today, and it is more normal to change from the one that opened the black shop to another.

Eating a normal breakfast, many students were in tears and said, "This is my happiest day!" ”

The chef looked at the excited performance of the students and raised his head proudly.

By the way, the breakfast that day was a big steamed bun, which was bought wholesale from outside and sold at school.

The days at school were boring, but full of harmony and love. Whenever I go to class, I always feel that the teacher is here to spread laughter and love.

Every time the teacher called me in class, I would calmly look at the buddies behind me, and shout in a voice with more than a dozen people in disguise. After the roll call, the teacher would say, "I'm very happy that all my classmates have arrived today." "The whole class was relieved to hear the teacher say that.

During class in the afternoon, Lao Song made a big joke.

In the afternoon, it was a political class, and the teacher was enthusiastically talking about various social improvements on the podium, like a news anchor.

But the crowd of onlookers didn't give him face, one after another closed their eyes and posed as if they were serious and thinking, and played dota with Zhou Gong. The teacher saw that this was not good, how could we still lecture when we were asleep, so the teacher played solitaire games with us in order to improve our enthusiasm for learning.

"Students! Let's play idiom solitaire! ”

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"Don't sleep! Hurry up! I'll give you a start! The teacher yelled, and the students greeted the teacher's family in their hearts and struggled to get up.

"Ulterior motives!" The teacher shouted at us.

The "disease of the heart" students is still weak.

"Wind and Grass!" The teacher was hoarse.

At this moment, Lao Song estimated that he was in a daze, and stood up excitedly and shouted: "Grass, you are paralyzed!" ”

The teacher's face froze at that time, and the classmates raised their thumbs to Lao Song and shouted in unison: "Good literary style!" It's really bullish. ”

Lao Song's grandson probably hadn't woken up yet, and when he heard someone praising him, he immediately hugged his fists to the classmates around him, and said with a slight smile: "I have won a prize!" "The class is not over, the teacher can't help it, and called Lao Song to the office to start a modern criticism, the students don't need to go to class, they have expressed their joy to see the joy, knowing that Lao Song was criticized, many people said that today in the second year, let's go to worship him!

The time of class mixed quickly, and after a while, it was time for dinner in the afternoon, and I took Lao Song to call my daughter-in-law and they went straight to the small restaurant outside the school.

"Yo, classmates are here again, sit and sit, what do you want to eat?" The boss said to us with a warm face.

"As long as there's no gutter oil or anything, it's fine, you can watch it." Lao Song looked calm.

As long as Xiao Qian is here, Lao Song is completely different from usual, the obscene and lewd v are completely gone, and all that is left is a pretending v smile.

"Come on, come on, Xiao Qian eat more, don't be hungry!" Lao Song smiled and gave the vegetables to the girl, Xiao Qian blushed and smiled and ate the dishes without speaking.

Alas, seeing this, I turned my face to look at my daughter-in-law, and all of a sudden I felt that tears were about to come out.

Daughter-in-law, why are you more domineering than me! Do you dare to pretend to be a little woman to show me!

When my wife saw me looking at her, she immediately knew what I was thinking, pinched my thigh under the table, and whispered to me, "What's the matter, have you taken a fancy to the girl?" Don't think I'm a little woman? ”

I pretended not to hurt at all, and said calmly to my daughter-in-law: "Wife, you think too much, I like your domineering side leakage." When my wife heard me say this, she nodded with satisfaction.

After eating, my daughter-in-law and I went for a walk around to digest our food, while Lao Song followed Xiaoqian to the library to read books.

I remember that when I just went out to sing, Xiaoqian asked Lao Song about his hobbies.

"Song Ren, do you like to read?" Xiao Qian looked curious.

"Yes, I grew up in a pile of books since I was a child, and I have no other hobbies except reading, and my grades have always been among the best." Lao Song smiled hypocritically and began to brag about it.

"What kind of books do you like to read?" Xiao Qian asked with a look of adoration.

"Chinese and foreign, astronomy and geography, love to see everything!" Lao Song looked proud, and seemed to be bragging, forcing himself to believe it.

"Song Ren, you are amazing! Are you going to go with me when I go to the library to read a book in the future? Song Qian smiled shyly.

"Okay, I'll go with you!" Lao Song looked excited.

At that time, when Lao Song was bragging, he kept glancing at me, asking me to hide the fact that he only watched the story and not tell Xiaoqian. For the sake of this grandson who has been single for so long, I couldn't help but don't tell Xiaoqian, but I told my daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law told Xiaoqian again, I don't blame me, but I didn't say it! We are brothers! Can I hurt you?

When I got back to my dorm, I was shocked!

Lao Song's grandson actually came back with a bunch of books! I read the contents of the book, and I literally learned these things and can do anything.

The animal world, botanical dictionaries, story sessions, quantum theory, and so on, are simply all-encompassing.

I asked Lao Song in surprise, "What's wrong with you?" Burnt and confused? ”

Lao Song put down the "Into the Theory of Relativity" in his hand and said excitedly to me: "I am done!" Lao Tzu is also a person with a daughter-in-law! Hahaha! ”

"Stop, stop, daughter-in-law has something to do with books?"

"My daughter-in-law likes knowledgeable men, so brother, I'm going to work hard!" Lao Song smiled hypocritically, and then took out a copy of the quintessence of ancient Chinese culture "Golden Vase Plum" from the pile of books.

"Grass, you uncle!"

"Weed-resistant!"

One night, my ears were filled with the lewd laughter of Lao Song, and I was thinking all the time in my heart whether to throw this grandson off the stairs while he was asleep.