365 A life full of tragedy and comedy
Xun Kondo, the director of the Shinsengumi, the man who single-handedly founded the Shinsengumi, it stands to reason that this kind of person should be upright, diligent, hard-working, and very decent, but this legendary figure is an out-and-out pit, and those who are familiar with him will say: "What about your pit father?" ”
Indeed, Xun Kondo's xìng character and the things he often does are very crumbling, for example, he is now simply a stalker, and he has reached the point where he is outrageous, crying and laughing, as the saying goes, there is only a thin line between stalking and unyielding.
Ever since Ah Miao smiled and tolerated him that night, the bureau chief completely decided that his future wife was none other than Ah Miao, and he would appear wherever Ah Miao was, and even climbed onto the telephone pole and yelled, so that the neighbors around him were watching Ah Miao's jokes, and finally he couldn't stand it anymore and came to ask Lei Zhe and Yin Shi to find a way to solve this stalker.
Lei Zhe didn't have much interest in this kind of thing, he threw the problem to Yinshi, but the problem was that Yinshi didn't want to care about this kind of trouble, in his opinion, it was already very good for a woman like Ah Miao to be liked, just like he said, someone should feel lucky if someone was willing to marry a female orangutan like you, but the result was that Ah Miao was violently treated.
Originally, he wanted Gintoki to solve this trouble, but after Lei Zhe saw Kondo Xun coming out from under the table, he had a very sinister smile on his face, unlike Gintoki, Lei Zhe recognized the identity of this man, after all, the reputation of the Shinsengumi is quite large, they are the only special police force in Edo who legally wears a knife and has the right to execute the rebels on the spot, who knows if there will be a conflict with the other party, so Lei Zhe knows a little about the other party's situation.
"You bastard, do you want to die?! And who are you from Miss Miao, who is this natural volume, and you have been talking affectionately since just now, which is really enviable. Kondo Xun said to Gintoki, with a look of envy and resentment on his face, but his words made Lei Zhe complain beside him, didn't you see Miao's violence against Gintoki? Or is this kind of thing also a happy and intimate act in your eyes?
"You're not just a stalker, you're a fool, are you admitting you're a stalker?" Yinshi grabbed his hair, then pointed to the broken glass on the table and the spilled ice jī Ling and said, "Is this called an intimate bastard?" This is just a fate, who wants to be involved with this female orangutan, then again, you are really matched, I think this man is very good, the female orangutan has to be matched with the gorilla ......, poof......"...
Before Yinshi's words were finished, Ah Miao gave him a three-hundred-and-sixty-degree spin kick tuǐ, kicking him directly in the face, looking at Yinshi who flew out, Lei Zhe applauded and said: "Oh, what a beautiful move, worthy of a female orangutan." When he said this, he was still dodging Ah Miao's attacks, but his smiling expression made Xinba feel very entangled, Lei Zhe was really a black belly and trembling Sxìng grid, how could Yinshi be with him for so long, and still be able to endure his xìng grid?
"Who the hell are you? I was so sorry for Miss Miao from just now, even if Miss Miao is really a female orangutan, I love her! Uh...... "This time the flying out was replaced by Kondo, Ah Miao is now completely rampage, sitting on Kondo and constantly beating each other with his fists, and Kondo actually made a very subtle sound, is this product also an M?"
"Sister, sister, stop, if you continue to fight, you will die!" Xinba hugged Ah Miao and said, then he turned his head and said to Lei Zhe: "Lei San, you too, don't attack with words anymore, do you want a murder case to happen here?" As a result, he found that Raizeh didn't pay attention to himself, but said to Kagura, who had been eating there all along.
"Oh, what else do you want to eat with Kagura-chan? Today I have a treat to give you a good time.
"Generous portion of ramen!" Kagura, who had something stuffed in her mouth, said vaguely that she was probably the happiest of all people, and that she didn't have to worry about anything, just let go of her stomach and eat hard.
"Oh, no problem, boss for two large portions of ramen!" After some hard work, Shinpachi finally pulled his sister away from Kondo's body, and Kondo was already in a coma, saying from time to time: "There is an old woman and grandfather on the other side of the river beckoning to Lou...... like this."
"Hey, is this stalker really going to be finished?" Yinshi wiped the corners of his mouth, sat down next to Lei Zhe and said, he snatched a bowl of ramen from the other party, and looked at the Shimura sisters and brothers while eating. ,
"I think it's better to call an ambulance, you see, you can solve this kind of thing yourself, why bother to come to us?" Lei Zhe didn't care about Yinshi's approach, this bowl of noodles was originally for Yinshi, he really didn't have much appetite now, and his mind was not on this kind of thing now, but thinking about the eavesdropping device that he found in Yinshi's hair during the day, it seems that Chunyu is still not at ease with himself, do you want to do something?
Looking at the close curtain that got up from the ground, Lei Zhe said with a smile...... Actually, I know your feelings for Ah Miao, but it's a pity that she already belongs to someone else. After speaking, Lei Zhe raised his hand and put it on the natural curl beside him, and said with a very malicious smile on his face: "He is Ah Miao's fiancé, so you have no chance, there are still many female orangutans in this world, so don't hang yourself on a tree." ”
"Poof......" After hearing Lei Zhe's words, Yinshi spit out the noodles that had just been eaten in his mouth, a pair of dead fish eyes widened, and even the Shimura sisters and brothers looked at him incredulously, and after being silent for a few seconds, Houyinshi grabbed Lei Zhe's collar and shook it and said, "Are you kidding?" You must be kidding, right?
How could I be the fiancé of this female orangutan?! ”
"Well, you've even done things like that, things like this, all kinds of things, are you still shy?" Lei Zhe said with a smile, he looked at the stunned Kondo and continued: "But, I think your feelings are worthy of respect, so give you a chance, you duel with this dead fisheye, as long as you win, I will let this dead fisheye withdraw, but if you lose, never come to hinder the two, okay?" ”
"Hey, what are you thinking again, you bastard? I'm telling you, I'm not going to be fooled this time, I'm going to duel myself. Photo ......
"Perverted stalker, follow me and I'll let you know how stupid you are!" Yinshi stood up and looked at Kondo and said so, with a serious face, but in his heart he scolded Lei Zhe, sure enough, this bastard threatened himself with this kind of thing, why can't he resist, it has been like this for so many years, when will he be able to take revenge?
"Oh? Interesting, I accept this duel! Kondo changed his previous jokes and became very serious, even if his xìng style was a samurai, and he took such things as duels very seriously, especially when it came to other things.
Looking at Kondo Xun below, Lei Zhe stood on the bridge smoking a cigarette pouch, with a smiling expression on his face, others didn't feel anything, but Shinpachi felt that Lei Zhe was enjoying it, and it seemed that he was the happiest among everyone, so it was really an S, right? Just like Yinshi said, Lei Zhe is a black-bellied bastard with a positive face......
"Is Yinsang okay? Although that person is very annoying, I can feel that he is very strong, and he can be so calm before the duel, at least only people who have experienced many lives and deaths can do it. ”
Ah Miao looked at Xun Kondo, who was waiting for the duel to start with her eyes closed, and said with some concern, she knew that Gintoki was very strong, but to what extent she was not sure, Ah Miao felt that this duel should not be carried out at all.
"Don't worry, although Silver is always undisciplined and unmotivated, he is very strong." Lei Zhe is the person who knows Gintoki best, and he believes that it is impossible for this natural volume to lose to Xun Kondo, and the other thing is that this bastard will definitely not play his cards according to common sense, and he will definitely brush something bad in the end.
Turning to leave, seeing that Lei Zhe was leaving, Ah Miao asked, "Won't Lei Sang stay and watch?" "Well, don't look at this kind of thing, the outcome of the duel has long been predestined, I'm just enjoying the process, don't you think the process is more loving than the result? Shinpachi, Kagura, half-home with that idiot after the duel, I'll go out for a walk, by the way, Miao, I'll go to a nightclub at night, and say to the boss. After Lei Zhe finished speaking, he flashed, and his words let Ah Miao know that this person was obviously teasing Yin, and he didn't care about other things.
Do you want to stay away from this man who is always smiling in the future?
"Yin-chan is really pitiful, I am bullied by Lei Chan every day, and I can't stand it anymore." Kagura didn't speak until Lei Zhe left, and her words also made Shinpachi agree very much, in the eyes of the two, Gintoki's life is a tragedy, and Lei Zhe's life is full of comedy.
"What should I say? Lei Sang felt very close, but how could he do such a thing, didn't Yinsang complain? It's like helping the idiot prince find an octopus last time, and that time Raisan went too far. Xinba remembered the unbearable past, and said a little depressed.
"I don't know what he's done, but don't you think Ginsang is happy with him? I don't think the relationship between the two of them is that simple, right? Ah Miao looked at the belated Yinshi and said, although he was an outsider, Ah Miao could see that the relationship between Lei Zhe and Yinshi was not "Friends, it's so simple, the two must have had a lot of things happen in the past."
"Gin-chan and Rai-chan have known each other for more than twenty years" Kagura said, this matter was overheard from the two of them, twenty years of relationship, what kind of concept is this?
"Well, since Lei Sang said that Yinsang can win, then it's no problem, right?"
"Who knows, maybe this natural roll will lose"!