364 Perverted Stalker VS Perverted Masochist
…… A very unfamiliar voice sounded in Lei Lei's ears, and Lei Zhe slowly opened his eyes. He found that he was not in a familiar room, there was a woman standing by the window, she couldn't see clearly, but her back was very yòuhuò, her long hair was scattered casually behind her, she was pulling back the curtains, and talking to herself.
"It's dawn, don't sleep any more." The woman turned around, and the sunlight shone into the room through the window behind her, and the golden sunlight wrapped her body, making Lei Zhe a little unable to see the other party's face, who was she?
"Really, are you still fainting? I said don't drink too much last night, and the others are really good, no matter how happy you are, you can't be like that. The woman walked up to Lei Zhe, but Lei Zhe found that he still couldn't see her face clearly, and the other party raised his right hand and gently stroked his own cheek, her hand was so cold.
Holding her hand, why does it feel so rough?
"Lei Leizhe, you bastard!" There was an angry roar in his ears, Lei Zhe's body rolled to the right, and there was already a wooden knife stuck in the place where he was lying, and Yinshi squatted beside him and looked at him with those dead fish eyes, and said with a disgusting expression on his face: "When puberty comes, you shouldn't grab my hand to make a spring, you took the wrong medicine, right?" Please don't make that disgusting sound next time, I can count the number of goosebumps falling on the ground, "Tons, it's out!" It's terrible, I'm worried about my personal safety now, you Zhengtai-faced bastard haven't looked for a woman until now, can't it be that? Tell me in advance that I'm a normal man! ”
Sitting up, Lei Zhe shook his head, which was not yet sober, this was the first time Yinshi complained about him, and he didn't complain back, Lei Zhe said with some suspicion: "Dream? But this dream is so real, who is that woman? ”
"Women?" Yinshi sensed that something was wrong with Lei Zhe's situation, when did this product ever worry about a woman? And since he came to this street, Lei Zhe has rarely made such an expression, this thing can't really take the wrong medicine, right? I didn't eat anything last night.
In such thoughts, Yinshi raised his right hand and put it on Lei Zhe's forehead, and said with a very strange expression: "It's normal, who is the woman you are talking about?" Do I know each other? Is it the first time you see that you are troubled by a woman, the lover of your dreams? Ah, our Lei Zhe finally fell in love and began to think about women, it's not easy, it's really not easy, God you finally opened your eyes this time, Lei You, who is that woman? Let's go and propose, and immediately hold a wedding banquet for you, and we will book the matter today! ”
"Order your sister." Removing Yinshi's hand, Lei Zhe stood up and said, "You just took the wrong medicine today." Looking at the time on the wall, Lei Zhe couldn't shake his stomach, he felt a little hungry, as for his dream, it was better to treat it as if nothing had happened, after all, if every day because of last night's dream, it really makes people feel speechless, and the dream is just an illusion and an illusion.
"Would you like to get something to eat? What about Kagura and Shinpachi? It's been so quiet today. Lei Zhe put on his clothes, washed up, and said to Lou looking at Ginshi on the sofa, since Kagura and Shinpachi came, it has become noisy here, and it has not been as quiet as it is today for a long time.
"Today's Shinhachi is off.,Kagura doesn't know where to go crazy.,It's been a long time since I've been quiet here.,A little nostalgic for the past life.。 Gintoki threw the jump he had seen on the table, then leaned back on the couch and said, it would be nice to be quiet once in a while, like he said, it hadn't been like this in a long time.
"Yin" at this time, when Lei Zhe suddenly pushed down Yin, he pressed him on the sofa and looked at each other, his movements scared Yinshi, but he wanted to get up and found that he couldn't move at all, Lei Zhe's whole body pressed on his body, the faces of the two were very close, and both sides could feel each other's hot breathing.
"Bastard...... bastard, bastard......! What are you doing?! Is there really something wrong with your xìng orientation?! Yinshi was very flustered, it seemed that even the unmotivated face was a little red, his eyes wandered away and looked away, but he didn't dare to look at Lei Zhe, the room was filled with a strange atmosphere, what is the calculation of the situation, hey, do you two have a base?!
"Shhh......h
Lei Zhe's hand passed through Yinshi's natural curl, and then in the other party's trembling, he took out a thing from his messy hair, this thing was very small, like a grain of rice, but this thing shimmered with metallic light, after taking this thing away, Lei Zhe got up from Yinshi's body and sat on another sofa, and Yinshi, who closed his eyes, found that Lei Zhe did not make the next move, but opened his eyes and found that he looked at himself with a smile, and then only listened to "Click, sound, I don't know when the extra camera in Lei Zhe's hand sounded the shutter. ,
"Expression, not bad." Lei Zhe smiled and put the camera in his arms, Yinshi knew that he was being played by the other party again, and jumped up from the sofa suddenly, Yinshi stepped on the table and yelled at Lei Zhe...... You bastard, bastard, give me the camera"...
"Withdraw, if you have the ability, you can grab it yourself, but Yin, if I really continue just now, what will you do? Well, okay, okay, no kidding, I'm a fucking normal man, I won't take a detour, and even if I look for you, I won't look for you, a bastard with dead fish eyes......" Lei Zhe ignored the rampage of Yin, and he put the things he took out of the other party's hair on the table.
When he saw this thing, he also quieted down, and he knew that this inconspicuous thing seemed to have a bit of a background.
"This is a bugging, you kid has become slack recently, and you didn't even notice this thing thrown on your head?" Looking at the silent Yinshi, Lei Zhe shrugged indifferently and said, "Forget it, I know you're listening, didn't Hua Tuo tell you?" In that case, I'll tell you again, no matter what you do, I'm not interested, and I don't want to stop it, as long as you don't disturb my current life, even if you create an empire on Earth, it doesn't matter, this kind of thing is only allowed to happen once, if there is a second time, I don't mind looking for you again." After Lei Zhe finished speaking, he smashed his fist on the bugging device, destroying the little thing.
"Ray, who is the other party?"
"Old friends." Lei Zhe said indifferently, he didn't want Yinshi to know that he had something to do with Chunyu, and he had been hiding this matter from the other party, mainly because he was afraid that Yinshi hated what he had done.
The door of the Wanshiya was opened, and Shinpachi and Kagura entered the house at the same time, how could Shinpachi, who was resting, get together with Kagura?
Seeing that Lei Zhe and Yinshi were there, Xinba breathed a sigh of relief, and then said a little anxiously: "Leisang, Yinsang, I have something I want to ask you, do you have time?" ”
"Of course."
In a restaurant, Shinpachi told Yinshi and Lei Zhe what happened, it turned out that his sister Shimura Miao met a very difficult guest, this guest was about to become a pervert, and followed Ah Miao all day long to ask for marriage, which made Ah Miao a little unbearable, and finally had to ask the two for help.
"A psychopathic stalker?" Lei Zhe said with some yellowness, and Yinshi said to Ah Miao while eating ice: "You should be glad about this matter, there are people like you who want female orangutans, and the other party can also carry a knife, it should be an official of the shogunate, right?" You still hesitate to marry him in such a good way, so that the problem of your dojo will be solved? Uhh
Looking at the unlucky Yin, Lei Zhe shook his head helplessly, isn't the reason why this product is always unlucky is because of that mouth? Some things have to be done with practical actions.,What's the use of mouth cannons.,For example, like yourself.,Sure enough, only when S has fun in this world.,Especially when there's a hidden xìngM around.,This kind of fun will be infinitely sublimated.......,
A certain hidden xìngM with a natural volume raised his head, looked at Ah Miao and said, "Wouldn't it be good to reject the other party directly for this kind of thing?" I think he's just hot-headed, and it's really unfortunate to fall in love with you, a female orangutan... Belch! Before he could finish his words, he was pressed on the table again by Ah Miao.
"Silver, even if it's a female orangutan, it's a woman, you can't always scream like a female orangutan, oh, want to attack me? I'm different from a dead fish eye, I'm a glass sword, I'm afraid of pain, even if it's a woman's attack, it's not good, unlike a dead fish eye, the more abusive the more pleasure I have, S and M double xìn Zhe smoked a cigarette to avoid Ah Miao's attack, and said with a smile "You are M, your whole family is M" Yinshi, who got up again, said to Lei Zhe, he wiped the ice on his face, and continued to say to Ah Miao: "Then what are you going to do?" ”
"If I knew what to do, I wouldn't have asked you for help, you should be very good at this kind of thing, right? Nose I solve this trouble, I'm going crazy. Ah Miao said helplessly, that perverted stalker was really a bit excessive.
"This kind of thing is most suitable for silver, and a perverted stalker needs a perverted masochist to deal with it, am I right, silver?" Lei Zhe still said with a smile.
"You're a masochist, your whole family is a masochist!" "Silver, settle this matter, and the photo will be returned to you. ,… Lei Zhe said calmly, then took out the camera from his arms and said to Yinshi.
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Yinshi slammed the table and startled others, then he stood up and shouted, "Bastard perverted stalker, you have the ability to come out!" ”
Originally, shouting like this wouldn't have led to anything, but that stalker was really perverted, and he got out directly from under a guest's table and appeared in front of everyone, this perverted man is the director of the Shinsengumi, Xun Kondo!
"Sure enough, it's a pervert, and it comes out with a casual roar, so what can I say?" Lei Zhe said with a smile still smoking his cigarette pouch, and when he looked at Xun Kondo, he looked like a child discovering a new toy.
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