"Fanzi, your face is so beautiful!" Lao Song looked at me with a smile on his face, and a smug look flashed in his eyes.

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu doesn't look good, you look good?" I replied to him calmly, tilted my head sideways and whispered to my daughter-in-law: "Daughter-in-law, aunt, don't pinch it, your legs are going to be swollen?"

After returning home, the mother-in-law's greetings and warmth have not yet been enjoyed, and in the blink of an eye, they have become a means of dealing with class enemies.

From just sitting at the dinner table to now almost finishing the meal, the nagging between the mother and the daughter-in-law has not stopped during this period of time.

We haven't contacted our family for so long, and it's normal to be nagged, but

"Alas, you are an old immortal who runs around with a child, and the iron abacus has never been enjoyable?" Mom looked at my dad coldly and said, "I just got an extra abacus, you can try it yourself after dinner in the evening." ”

Dad laughed and didn't know what to say.

"Fanzi, have you had fun during this time? You really have the ability to not contact your family for so long! My daughter-in-law smiled and kept pinching my thighs with her hands, and the expression on her face didn't change at all, this is a master!

"My daughter-in-law is serious, it's a serious thing for me to go out for so long recently, if there is something wrong, I ask my daughter-in-law to forgive me." I smiled slightly, ignoring the hand that was holding me in my lap.

Isn't that just pinching me! Will I be afraid? I'm used to being pinched by you since college!

"Straighten your tongue for the old lady and then speak!" My daughter-in-law frowned and stared, and I immediately coaxed.

"Well, I was wrong, I was wrong." Seeing that she was going crazy, I immediately turned on the 100% pretending V mode, and a little tear flashed in my eyes: "This time I really blame myself and change my past, and I hope my daughter-in-law will forgive." ”

"Don't do that again." Hearing me say this, my daughter-in-law's anger has also disappeared a lot, and she picked up chopsticks and held the vegetables for me: "Eat more, you are hungry and thin during this time." ”

What is Wisdom? What is Intelligence? I am the embodiment of wisdom! Hahahaha! As the saying goes, dealing with a woman is his uncle's hard and soft!

The little guy probably woke up and crawled out of my pocket, and for a while, the room was quiet.

The mother and daughter-in-law looked at Xiao Budian blankly, Xiao Budian tilted her head and screamed twice with a smile, and jumped to the dining table in one step, hugged a plate of dishes and began to eat.

"Ahem, this is a souvenir we brought back" I looked up at the ceiling and began to unleash the skill my dad had taught me, pulling calves, level one.

"Frogs?" The corners of my mother's eyes began to twitch.

"There are fewer things there, it's good to have frogs" I forced a laugh and released the second skill, Brother Fan's explanation, level two.

"Your frog will eat with a plate? Still laughing? My mother squeezed the table with her hand tightly, and her anger suddenly surged into her heart, ready to overturn the table and rush over and beat me.

"This frog is special, because it is special, so I brought it back as a souvenir." Seeing that my mother was about to be angry, she buried her head and began to smile and release the third skill, nirvana, pretending to be a grandson, level three.

I was lying to my mother, and the little guy didn't save me face at all, and when he was full, he patted his stomach with his little paws, and crawled over to my mother with a smile.

"Oh, this little guy is so cute, let's stay and raise it!" Seeing Xiao Budian squinting at a pair of swarthy little eyes, holding his fingers and shaking, he also made a cheerful cry from time to time in his mouth, which suddenly hit his mother's cuteness.

Why is the daughter-in-law silent? I turned my head to see that she was staring blankly at Xiao Budian, and she didn't move for a long time.

I'll just say, a daughter-in-law who is so domineering will be cute by the little guy? Does she have a cute point!

I was shaking my head and sighing in my heart when a scream suddenly rang out in the sky.

"Ahh It's so cute! ”

"Can you be a little more sluggish" Black lines appeared on my head and Lao Song, and we shook our heads helplessly.

Looks like this little guy is quite popular, huh? That's good, otherwise we'll be in a lot of trouble!

It didn't take long for a sudden burst of murderous ** to pop up in my heart.

My mother and daughter-in-law ignored us directly, and kept sandwiching dishes for the little guy, this little shameless person didn't know what the stomach was made of, and all of them didn't refuse.

Give it as much as it can eat, and you can eat it, right? Don't chirp, don't you? We're still hungry!

"Quack~~" The mocking look in Xiao Budian's eyes became more and more intense, and a cheap laugh came out of his mouth.

It must have a blood relationship with Lao Song! Fit? If it weren't for the blood relationship, how could you laugh so ridiculously and so cheaply?

But this is not right, one is a human and the other is a Jiuyin Toad, I turned my face to look at Lao Song suspiciously, only to see him eating obscenely without saying anything.

Well, I've already established in my heart that they are definitely related by blood, and there is no doubt that this lewd expression can be learned casually?

When we finished eating, we couldn't take a step anymore, no way, our life as a master in the jungle was not easy.

Although you can eat some barbecue from time to time, it is not a dish made at home after all, and there is no comparison at all.

We sat at the table smoking cigarettes and chatting, and when my mother saw that we had finished eating, she stood up and began to slowly clean up the dishes and chopsticks.

"Damn, cool!" Dad had a cigarette in his mouth and sighed with a smile: "It's exciting enough for us to go out this time, and when I get home, I realize that plainness is a blessing." ”

This is to the point, it turns out that we all want life to be a little more exciting, what's the point of being bland?

But after this adventure, we realized that what's wrong with being bland?

has a family and a daughter-in-law, eats and drinks, and goes out to take risks desperately, isn't that looking for trouble!

Just when we were emotional, my mother came out of the kitchen, and when she saw that we were all hanging, she was upset, and frowned and shouted to me: "Hurry up, send Ren Xiaoye back, let people go back by themselves?" What a man! ”

Ouch, I'll go, Mom, but you're my own mother, do you bury your son like this?

You gave me such a sentence not long after I lit the cigarette, didn't I see that she was not ready to leave so I didn't send it!

"Auntie, it's okay, don't blame Fanzi." I was crying and crying out for injustice, and my daughter-in-law came out to relieve me: "He personally sent me back every time, auntie, don't blame him." ”

Worthy of my daughter-in-law! Daughter-in-law!

"See? See! How sensible my daughter-in-law is! I smiled with satisfaction and sneered at Lao Song: "You don't seem to have called your daughter-in-law today, tsk, tomorrow you will wait for your daughter-in-law to kill you." ”

"I'm grass!" Lao Song screamed, jumped up from the bench and ran to the room to make a call, and kept scolding me: "Your uncle! Don't alert me sooner! ”

I remind you to make hair? Brother just wants to see you cleaned up by your daughter-in-law!

"Let's go, I'll send you back." I got up, put on a coat, and led my daughter-in-law out of the house.

There are very few people on the road, only a few pedestrians appear from time to time, and the street lamps on the side of the street stand alone, and the faint pale yellow light makes people feel unusually warm.

"Mortal." I was walking with my daughter-in-law when she stopped and called me.

"Huh?"

"I'm worried this time, I'm really worried that you'll have an accident with your uncle Lao Song, don't take risks in the future, okay?" She buried her head and whispered, her hand tightly grasping my arm and her body trembling, obviously a sign of fear.

I smiled wryly, stepped forward and hugged her tightly, burying my head in her hair for a long time without speaking.

Someone is worried about me, someone is worried about me, enough is enough.

"Daughter-in-law."

"Huh?"

"I love you."