Chapter 1 It's Another Sunny Day
After sending my daughter-in-law back yesterday, I always had a feeling of depression and helplessness in my heart.
I didn't fall asleep after tossing and turning in bed, so I had to get up by myself and go to the balcony to see the scenery.
"His uncle, it's annoying." I scratched my hair and lay on the balcony, taking a few deep puffs with a cigarette in my mouth.
I don't want to continue to take risks, but I don't want to disappoint Master Zu either.
This makes me very conflicted, no wonder the ancients said that loyalty and filial piety are in a dilemma, and this time it really makes me depressed.
Xiao Bu may have slept enough today, a person, not right, is a toad watching TV on the sofa in the living room.
I'm curious, what can this little thing understand?
I was stunned for a long time, and the cold wind blew and made me feel excited, so let's go in.
If you catch a cold, the gains outweigh the losses, and I'm not a wind-like man like Lao Song.
I was in a daze when I heard a loud shout from the living room.
What's wrong with the little one?
When I walked into the living room, I was helpless, this little guy was watching TV intently! When I glanced at the TV, it hurt, you chose the wrong hobby! Look at the national football team! Beware of being in a few days!
"Little guy who found this show for you, beware that you won't live to be twenty." With the mentality of acting bravely and saving people from fire and water, I rushed forward step by step, grabbed the remote control and changed it to a program, Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.
"This is good-looking, and children are good at this." I smiled and went back to my room to sleep.
Xiao Budian didn't notice anything, smiled and nodded, and stared at the TV.
In the middle of the night I regretted it, this little bit was too toss-up, I was sleeping soundly, this little guy followed the Pleasant Goat and cried.
Have you ever heard the toad sing the joyful theme song? I've heard of it!
Not only me, but my parents and Lao Song all started to roar.
Tonight has given us a long insight, and also let us learn a profound lesson, we must not let the little one watch TV alone!
"Morning" Lao Song stared at the dark circles under his eyes and looked like he was going to die, and complained to me in the bathroom: "Yesterday, I thought about letting Xiao Budian watch the national football game to hypnotize it, but you stupid v force to make cartoons for it, isn't this looking for trouble!" ”
The incident suddenly became clear, and the sky suddenly brightened, and it turned out to be the national football game that this grandson made for Xiao Budian
"Can I swear?" I gave him a calm look.
"Can't!" Lao Song had a righteous face.
"Then I don't have much to say." Smile slightly, everything is not in words.
The atmosphere in the morning was very harmonious, except for Lao Song who mocked his father and was beaten, everything else was very harmonious!
In fact, you can't blame my father, it's Lao Song who is so good at dying!
At breakfast, everyone sat at the dinner table and chatted, and my father talked to my mother about the majesty of this time.
"All the demons and monsters we met in the past few days have been cleaned up by me!" Dad's face remained unchanged and bragged, ignoring the roll of my eyes for him, and he was going to taunt Dad for demolishing his platform, but after thinking about it carefully, the consequences should be forgotten.
"Really? How powerful is that? Mom glanced at her father with slanted eyes, and said with a look of disbelieving.
Hearing my mother say this, can my father bear it? Immediately, he slammed the table and stood up, and shouted: "When I met demons and monsters, I took the lead in saving others from fire and water, saving the common people from suffering, stepping on the east wind under my feet, and dancing in my hands. Who dares to disobey the demons in the world! ”
Seeing my father like this, my mother also believed a lot, and nodded with a look of adoration in her eyes: "You are so powerful!" ”
"That's right, I'm your husband! Isn't it amazing? Dad smiled hypocritically.
But at this time, Lao Song began to dismantle the stage
"Ouch, ouch~ I don't know who was chased all over the ground by those things~~~"
"Alas, Fanzi, why do you say this person is so thick-skinned!"
"Uncle, it's not like I'm tearing down the stage, I'm telling the truth! You know, I'm a down-to-earth person who doesn't like to lie! ”
Every time Lao Song finished speaking, I vaguely felt that there was another layer of killing intent in my father's heart, and after Lao Song chattered for a long time, the temple was blown up
"Lao Tzu told you to run! Thick-skinned uncle! Be honest and down-to-earth your ancestors! Dad shouted, grabbed Lao Song to his side, and gave him an old fist with a flushed face.
Lao Song is not a fuel-efficient lamp, he was beaten out of experience by his father, and squatted down with his head in his hands and exposed his back and ass in front of his father: "Uncle! You can hit it as you like! Just don't slap your face! I've got it all for you! ”
"Get out! Let's play! Keep your August 15 for yourself! Seeing Lao Song like this, my father was helpless, and kicked him over and scolded with a smile: "If you don't demolish Lao Zitai, you will die!" ”
"Personal hobbies, I can't help it." Old Song sneered.
My mom and I were laughing like crazy, it was so funny! I basically have to get such a play every day, and Lao Song is also owed, and he will not be honest if he is not beaten for a day.
Xiao Budian is also very active today, jumping over and over at the dinner table as if he has taken a stimulant.
I'm upset today because I haven't eaten much of the food on the table, and the rest is all in the little one's stomach! It's not that it eats fast, it's because of my mother.
"The little one eats more and grows his body." The old mother smiled kindly, and took chopsticks to pick up a bunch of vegetables for the little guy and put them in his bowl.
As soon as I saw that there was not much food, I hurriedly stretched out my chopsticks and sandwiched them with lightning speed, just hoping to eat a little food! Is this an overly demanding?
Well, it's too much in my mother's eyes.
"Play on the side, how old are the people, and you still grab food with small people!" Being beaten with chopsticks with my mother frowning, my heart was about to break.
Shouldn't you think about throwing the little guy out to fend for himself or sending him to Lao Song's room for Lao Song to teach?
"Quack" Xiao Budian screamed a few times in a row, looked up vigilantly, and when he saw that there was no situation, he buried his head and continued to eat.
(I'm here to translate!) The meaning of these two sounds is: Why do I have a feeling of egg pain? Someone is ready to calculate me? )
"Let's go, go to the antique shop, it's time for us to open a shop, it's been closed for so long." Dad stood up and beckoned to us, "I'll count three times, and those who haven't followed me out before they're ready to be cleaned up." ”
When we heard this, we hurriedly stood up, if we were cleaned up by my father, would we still be able to get it?
"Lao Tzu's team has just opened, and there are seven or eight guns for a dozen soldiers!" Dad laughed and took us out, today I got a treasure of the town store, if you don't show off the show, can it be cool?
The sun is not small, but it is not hot, and it gives people a warm feeling.
"It's another sunny day!"