Chapter 32: Four Years
Lao Song and I stood at the gate of the university, staring blankly at the school gate, with a lot of thoughts in our heads.
In the blink of an eye, my four years of college were over.
A year ago, my daughter-in-law graduated from Lao Song's girlfriend Li Qian, because they were one level older than us. This feels actually quite painful, people have stepped into society, and we are still mixed in school, uncle.
In the past few years, there have been a lot of things.
When I was a sophomore, Lao Song's family wanted to move to other provinces, and they directly threw Lao Song into my house, which was called exercise. My dad didn't say anything, after all, it's a free laborer. Usually when I have nothing to do, I take the job, and take me and Lao Song to continue to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts to earn extra money.
Our students in this class have matured as they age, and their perspectives on learning have gradually changed. From the original a month there are always a few days to a month there are always twenty or thirty days a month that do not want to study. Seeing that everyone's consciousness is so high, Lao Song often sighs with satisfaction that our generation is indeed the pillar of the country.
In the past few years, we have not done less work like exorcism, and the most interesting one is to count the haunting of an upstart family surnamed Chen, looking for us to take a look. That ghost is the worst thing I've ever met, and that's how it was at the time
"This house is haunted, be in good spirits, don't capsize in the gutter then!" Dad reminded with a serious face. I nodded to Lao Song and didn't say anything. We were in the living room at night, and all the lights were turned off, because we were afraid that the grandson would not dare to come out because of the light, and at almost twelve o'clock in the evening, the main man came.
I only heard the sound of low footsteps outside the door, like the sound of stepping forward, and walked towards the room step by step.
When we reached the door, the sound suddenly stopped. A male voice sneered: "Hehehehehe, I'm so hungry"
With his laughter, the door shook again and again, as if something had hit it. When Lao Song saw this situation, no, he would lose money if he crashed it! So Brother Song, who was full of a sense of justice, walked up and opened the door. The moment the door opened, we were all stunned, what an artistic image this is! A young man with a head full of red hair stood outside the door, with a yellow face and thin muscles, a sneer at the corner of his mouth, and three nails on his nose! Ah no, it's the nose ring.
"Hehe, you finally opened the door, I'm so hungry" The ghost looked at us with a sneer, and when Lao Song heard it, was he hungry? It's easy to do! Without saying a word, he took a few steamed buns from the kitchen and stuffed them into the ghost's mouth, and asked with a smile, "Have you eaten enough?" "The ghost didn't speak, it didn't seem to be able to turn his brain, what was the situation?
"Aren't you afraid that I'll eat you?" The ghost asked without tears.
We shook our heads and replied sincerely, "I'm not afraid, I'm really not afraid of this." ”
"Why aren't you afraid?" The ghost looked at us with a puzzled expression.
"Because we're Bei Ye." Old Song smiled slightly. Seeing that this grandson was starting to be poor again, Dad lowered his head and looked around for a good guy, ready to give Lao Song a meal. Seeing that my dad was going crazy, Lao Song hurriedly stopped his mouth, took out the guy and prepared to fight with the ghost.
This ghost wasn't a great breed in the first place, and it didn't take long for us to take it down.
"What are you going to do! I'm going to complain to the ghost! Say you're trying to murder the ghosts! The red-haired young man looked at us in a panic and said. We didn't say anything when we heard him say that, we just beat him up for an hour.
"Three big brothers, I was wrong, I was really wrong." The ghost-nosed and swollen face cried out.
"It's good to know your mistakes, I'll ask you a few questions, and if you answer correctly, I'll let you go, and if you answer wrong, I'll send you directly to the underworld for reincarnation." Lao Song smiled.
When the ghost heard this, he nodded and agreed, okay, anyway, neither of these things will hurt me, if I answer correctly, I can play in the yang world for a few more years.
"Q, if I'm a steel fork, what are you?" Lao Song's face was deep.
"Ru!" The ghost smiled dismissively. Before he could finish speaking, Lao Song raised his hand and smashed it on the head of the red-haired young man, directly sending him to reincarnation. I saw Lao Song whispering with a sneer on the corner of his mouth: "Do you know too much." ”
When I went home after this work, Lao Song was ridiculed by my father, saying that his topic was too simple.
If it was him, there would never be such a problem.
Lao Song shouted unconvinced: "Then you will show me?" ”
Dad smiled: "In this world, is there a chicken or an egg first?" As soon as he heard this question, Lao Song immediately bowed down, and it could be said that which of these two answers was wrong.
Well, Dad's wisdom is really beyond the comprehension of us mortals.
Of course, I have been with my daughter-in-law for so many years, and I must have brought her home to show my parents. When I think of that day, I really remember it vividly.
"Mom and Dad, this is the girlfriend I'm looking for, Ye Qing, just call her Xiaoqing!" I walked into the house with my daughter-in-law and greeted my parents.
As soon as I heard that I had brought my girlfriend back, my parents immediately rushed over and kept looking around her.
"Xiaoqing, how long have you known Xiaofan?" Mom took her hand and sat on the sofa chatting with a smile on her face.
"Hello uncle and aunt, I've known Qi Fan for several years." The daughter-in-law blushed and whispered.
As soon as I saw this, as I expected, it pretended to be the real thing! Can you not pretend to be shy!
Everything was fine in front, but when it was time to eat, the daughter-in-law was completely revealed. In fact, she can't be blamed, the main reason is that Lao Song's grandson is too ridiculous.
"Come on, come on, Xiaoqing eat more, you're welcome!" My mother kept holding vegetables for her for fear that people would starve, and I was watching from behind, my chicken legs
"Auntie, don't worry! Ye Nuxia will not be polite! Lao Song said sincerely.
"Hehe" the daughter-in-law smiled.
"Ye Nuxia is a first-class character in school! Known as the overlord among girls! Guys in the eyes of boys! Lao Song continued to dismantle the stage without knowing whether he was alive or dead.
"Hehe" the corners of the daughter-in-law's mouth began to twitch.
"Alas, that is, I am blind to such a person as Fanzi, I really suffer, Fanzi, my brother toasts you!" Old Song said to me with red eyes.
"Ouch! Grass your uncle's Song Ren, are you reversed! Want to die? When the daughter-in-law saw this, she couldn't bear it anymore, and stood up with a lap on the table.
Mom and Dad were stunned when they saw this, and the world seemed to be quiet
"Hahahahaha!! The bunny cub just wants it! This kind of daughter-in-law can be recovered! I'm satisfied! In the future, when our daughter-in-law is not afraid that no one will take care of you! Dad laughed maniacally. My mother looked at us with a smile on her face, nodded, and said to me, "This girl is good, not pretentious." ”
The daughter-in-law was quite satisfied when she heard that her parents, and without saying a word, she raised the cup and said, "Uncle and aunt are as wise as a torch!" I will definitely take good care of mortals in the future! When I heard this, I almost burst into tears
Thinking of what has happened in the past few years, I can't help laughing, Lao Song saw me smirking, and immediately jumped five or six meters to the side, pretending not to know me. His uncle's!
In the future, it may not be so easy.