In everyone's student days, I'm afraid the most disgusting thing is exams.

The most disgusting thing for college students is to fail the course, you have to say that the things taught can be understood, and we will not fail, the problem is that you can't understand what you teach, which makes all students very embarrassed.

The most representative is in the high math class and English class, the teacher talks about it with relish, and the students in the audience have nothing more than two ideas, the first one, what is this? Second, what is this? These reasons lead to the final exam, after countless students get the test papers, they want to dig the teacher's ancestral grave.

I don't think it's really interesting in school, except for sleeping in class and playing games in the dormitory. But there are really some interesting things, such as going out to talk about love with my daughter-in-law, and watching Lao Song in the classroom or dormitory.

Lao Song has always been a strange man, which is estimated to be known to many readers. No, just a few days after I was free, everyone was preparing for the exam materials or something, and Lao Song's grandson did something earth-shattering.

"Old Song, don't talk nonsense when you go in for a while, otherwise we will probably fail this year." I carried two cigarettes and walked towards the instructor's office with Lao Song. Lao Song nodded when he heard me say this, and he probably knew that he couldn't say anything good in his mouth. When I arrived at the office, as soon as I opened the door, I saw the guide sitting in front of the computer with a smile on his face and playing landlord fighting, and his heart was suddenly unbalanced.

Uncle, we are tired and tired for an exam, why is this grandson so easy! No way, who calls someone a teacher?

"Hello instructor!" Lao Song and I pretended to be a grandson and greeted the guide with a smile on his face.

"Yo, this isn't Xiao Qi Xiao Song, why do you have time to come to me?" The instructor looked surprised.

"Isn't it about to take the exam, I'm afraid that the instructor will be tired, so I specially bought two cigarettes to honor you!" We smiled hypocritically.

"Thank you, both of you! Have a heart! Put things down and go back to review! The instructor smiled.

I rub! This grandson doesn't play cards according to common sense! No, what should I do if I go on like this? Thinking of this, I could only sneer and say, "That instructor, I've been a little busy lately, I haven't reviewed much, I'm afraid that tomorrow's exam results will not be good, can you think of something for us?" ”

"Oh, well, I can't help you, after all, studying hard is the right thing!" The instructor looked at us with a smile on his face.

"Instructor, please!" Lao Song and I pretended to be a grandson and laughed, and it took a long time for the instructor to agree.

"Okay, I agreed to this, you sit on the sofa for a while, I'll go to the toilet, and I'll come back and write down your names later, and then I'll change your score!" The instructor set off towards the toilet with a pretending v.

As soon as the instructor left, Lao Song and I returned to our usual appearance.

"This grandson is really not a thing!" I whispered to Lao Song. Lao Song nodded calmly, walked to the instructor's computer and said to me, "I will make him regret it for the rest of his life." "As soon as I heard it, what did Lao Song want to do? I don't want to smash the instructor's computer! So I grabbed Lao Song and told him not to be impulsive, Lao Song looked at me disdainfully: "You know a wool, Lao Tzu deleted the small hairy pieces in his computer, don't kill him in a hurry!" Tell him to pretend to be v! When I heard Lao Song's answer, I immediately felt that his figure was taller, tall! It's really high!

I and Lao Song concentrated on finding the folder where the legend stored the small wool pieces, and I didn't find it for a long time, I said to Lao Song depressedly: "If you can't find this, forget it, otherwise he will come back!" Lao Song shook his head and smiled lewdly at me: "Look at me!" I saw that he opened the C drive with lightning speed, found a folder called "Life Process", deleted it without saying a word, popped up the desktop, emptied the recycle bin, and was done!

Seeing this scene, I couldn't help but give Lao Song a thumbs up and look at him with admiration. Lao Song smiled modestly: "This grandson is too pediatric, he used the tricks of a few years ago, and he is still using it." ”

Just as we were sitting back on the couch, the instructor returned.

"I'll give you names! Be good for me in the future! Don't mess around! The instructor smiled haughtily.

"Thank you, Instructor!" I smiled with Lao Song slightly, hiding merit and fame.

That night, in the QQ group of our class, the instructor began to spray people.

Instructor: "Grass, your uncle!" Which grandson deleted the inventory in Lao Tzu's computer? ”

A female classmate: "Teacher, what kind of inventory?" ”

Lao Song: "Maybe it's learning materials!" ”

Me: "Yes, it's definitely learning material!" ”

Instructor: "Yes, it's the study materials, let's disperse." ”

When he met the instructor the next morning, his eyes were red. I thought to myself, no, this grandson can't stand the blow so much? Is this crying? Seeing my puzzled look, Lao Song said calmly: "That's not crying, it's urgent!" ”

The examination room is like a battlefield, and this sentence is not wrong at all.

When you take the exam in the exam room, you can see a lot of high-tech products, and you can also see all kinds of cheating.

"Call One! Call One! Student A whispered with a Bluetooth headset.

"I'm here, what's the situation?" Student B looked calm.

"What is the answer to the multiple-choice questions from one to fifteen?" Student A asked anxiously.

"Guess~~~~" Student B smiled.

"Guess your uncle, don't tell me the answer, Lao Tzu will die with you!" Student A looked sad and indignant. As soon as he heard him say this, Student B was not calm, and quickly said the answer in case of accidents.

Another brother was more direct, patted the classmate in front of him and said, "Will you?" ”

The classmate in front nodded, and the benevolent brother took out five hundred directly from his pocket and gave it to him: "Buddy, help, help me write." As soon as the classmate saw the money, he immediately agreed with a smile like a spring breeze on his face.

The largest group in the examination room is not a cheating party, nor a hard-working party, but a sleeping party. In the midst of this snoring sound one after another, Lao Song and I looked at the swords and swords in the examination room with a calm face, and suddenly felt that the two cigarette money was well spent.

When they walked out of the examination room, many people couldn't help but burst into tears and expressed all kinds of feelings.

"I cheated successfully! I won't fail the course! ”

"Damn, I'm hanging!"

"Grass, don't run away, uncle! What is the answer? Lao Tzu hacked you to death! ”

"I'm going to die with the invigilator!"

Lao Song and I smiled and smoked a cigarette and sang a song and walked towards the dormitory. Can this little thing stump us? When I went back to the dormitory, it was still the same, and I made a phone call with my daughter-in-law and began to go to dota with Lao Song to abuse the computer.

Well, it's actually computers that abuse us.

School, in fact, is quite interesting.