Master Lai Yifa and Zhang Xiaoyu had a very happy conversation, and it was not a problem for the two of them to talk about many topics in detail. The king of fruits also relied on a snub to snub the stupid melon and the flow. Bunny.

Dugua said indignantly: "Master, don't forget the purpose of coming here!" ”

Lai's hand is a slap. Smacked on the head of the dumb melon.

"Apprentice, speaking for the teacher, how can you interject. When you can insert the girl's mouth, the teacher will discuss with you the thirty-six ways to purify the lonely woman. ”

Lai Yifa's tone was very calm.

Zhang Xiaoyu sighed: "Master, I can discuss with you now the thirty-six ways to purify the lonely woman, Master, you must teach me." ”

Lai Yifa said: "Hey, the rabbit-eared lady over there, don't use the unknown skull to beat my apprentice's head, his head is not good, if you beat it again, the poor monk is worried that the fool will really become a fool." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu continued: "Stop, Mi Li." Didn't you see me exchanging feelings with the master? ”

Therefore, when a man is talking, a woman should stand quietly next to her or leave.

The stupid melon is full of blood. Still indignant: "Demon, look at how arrogant you are, Master I will purify you sooner or later." ”

"Bang—"

In response to the bald boy was a hard skull hit.

"Enough!!"

Lai Yifa said anxiously.

He stepped out in a few steps and pulled up the bald boy buried in the blood bubble.

"Apprentice, if you are idle to do woodwork, why don't you go to the dead baby over there, it can be regarded as a merit."

Lai Yifa said, pointing to the dead baby in the stroller.

"Okay, master. I know. ”

The bald boy hobbled to the stroller.

“…… Ah, unfortunate child. ”

The fool's right hand pressed on the face of the dead baby. A little bit of Qinghui poured from his palm to the face of the dead baby.

The bald boy recited a requiem mantra, and the stiff limbs of the dead body lying in the stroller gradually dissolved, dissolving into the stroller like glass. First a pair of small feet suddenly disappeared, then the legs, then the body, and finally the little head.

When the last rays of light dissipated, the stroller weathered and scattered ashes on the ground.

Zhang Xiaoyu glanced at the young man with a slanted glance, "...... It's a silly melon, it's a silly melon. King Guo exclaimed.

Lai Yifa said: "Praise and fall! The main thing is that the poor monks teach well. As it should be. Little friend, why don't you directly praise the poor monk? ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "The master is really temperamental. ”

Lai Yifa said: "Take a walk in the red dust. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Dare to ask the master if a thousand people are killed?" ”

Lai Yifa said: "More than 500 people have been killed. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "The master is so toothy! ”

Lai Yifa said: "There are too many lonely women in the world, and people of my generation should stand up and chat to comfort their lonely bodies." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Master, please accept my offer of the knee." ”

Lai Yifa said: "Don't mind, the poor monk will go back to his hometown to get married after finishing this business." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Why did the master come here? ”

Lai Yifa said: "Money." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "The master said it directly. ”

Lai Yifa said: "People die for money, birds die for food." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Is the master's business completed?" ”

Lai Yifa said: "Ten of **." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Will the master embarrass me?" ”

Lai Yifa said: "No, no, no." Xiaoyou is so young, he actually signed a contract with two demon girls, and his future is immeasurable. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "It's easy to say." ”

Lai Yifa said: "Why is Xiaoyou staring at the wooden stick in the poor monk's hand? ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Since it is a wooden stick, why didn't the master give it to me?" ‘

Lai Yifa said: "The name of this stick is called: villain." It cannot be given to a friend. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "What a coincidence, master, the name of the black stick in my hand is: silver stick." Wouldn't it be better for the master to give me a villain, for I am a villain in my left hand and a silver stick in my right hand. ”

Lai Yifa said: "Xiaoyou laughed. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Ha, ha, ha." ”

Lai Yifa said: "Xiaoyou, dare to ask the demon lady who wanders outside the enchantment is also Xiaoyou's contract demon girl?" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Yes." ”

Lai Yifa said; "Xiaoyou has lowered the cognition of the poor monk again."

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "The master holds the villain, I'm afraid." ”

Lai Yifa said: "Xiaoyou is holding a silver stick, and the poor monk is also worried. I grass! The rabbit-eared lady over there, you 8 want to bully my apprentice again, stupid melon, do you have long legs, why don't you run? ”

The bald boy collapsed on the ground because he had purified the dead baby. Flow. When the rabbit rice grains were good, they didn't accept it, and they went straight to the black hand. What I want is to take advantage of your illness to kill you.

Dull melon said: "Master, borrow your magic wand, I'm going to purify this rabbit-eared girl!" ”

Lai Yifa said: "Foolish melon apprentice, let me tell you, this is not a magic wand, this stick is a villain!" ”

The dumb melon suddenly said: "Master, borrow my villain, I want to purify this evil rabbit-eared girl!" ”

"Pounds—"

The grain of rice was a kick to the bald boy's head.

Rabbit Ears said: "I'm not evil. ”

Dull said: "Yes, I realized, Rabbit Ear Niang, you are not evil at all, I was wrong, I was so wrong." ”

Rabbit Ear Niang said: "It's good to know ......" happy and happy, and sure enough, there was a fine guy under the boxing stick.

The stupid melon said loudly: "Rabbit Ear Niang, you are not evil at all, you are super evil." ”

Lai Yi said hurriedly: "Foolish melon apprentice, have you been kicked in the head by the little donkey?" ”

Throw it away. The middle-aged man threw out the magic wand, and the magic wand wrapped in the spell cloth was inserted in front of the bald boy with a "dang long", and at the same time blocked the kick of the rabbit ear girl.

A carp came and turned up, got up, and grabbed the magic wand.

The fool pulled up the magic wand and said loudly: "The villain is in hand, I have it in the world!" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu hurriedly swept away with a black stick in his hand, and said loudly: "I hold a silver stick in my hand, dare to be stupid!" ”

Dull melon said: "Silver stick, dare to compare with me." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Villain, let's fight." Today's battle between you and me is a war between villains and silver sticks! ”

"Whew-"

The dumb melon uses a stick to lower the dragon and swing the tail. The magic wand swung towards Zhang Xiaoyu's calf.

"Good villain."

Zhang Xiaoyu stretched out his hand and wiped it on the black rod and put a thick mosaic on it. "Let's see how my silver stick dismantles it."

King Guo swept down with his rod and swept away the magic wand.

Whip the stick and turn around.

The dumb melon pinched the trick with his left hand and shot hard in the air. An aura burst out of the air, and the blue light was dazzling, grabbing people's hearts.

Lai Yifa couldn't help but praise: "Give a thumbs up, the poor monk's Kato finger is going further!" There is the demeanor of a poor monk back then, good, good, good! ”

"Break it for me!"

But seeing the fruit king Zhang Xiaoyu, he shouted.

It's broken!

It's really broken. But it was Guo Wang Yu's clothes that were torn.

Lai Yifa hurriedly said: "Hey, why did you blow up your clothes, Xiaoyou?" ”

Dull melon said: "...... Ah, what a thick chest hair! ”

Zhang Xiaoyu, who blew up his clothes, is the real king of fruits. But seeing that the king of fruits waved the black mosaic stick unhurriedly, "Eat me a stick!" ”

With a "bang", the silver stick smashed into the aura shot by the bald boy.

Dull said: "Ah, no, I was confused by the man's chest hair." (To be continued.) )