Chapter 3 The Master and the

"Master, how do we purify the filth of the world."

"Apprentice, we naturally love to purify them."

"Master, you came out of the love hotel last night, is there something unclean in the hotel that you need to purify?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Children's homes, don't worry about adults!! ”

"Master, why are you so angry? And a red face and a thick neck? ”

"You idiot, you went to the love hotel last night, so you naturally have plans to be a teacher. To be a teacher is to purify the body of a lonely woman with his own body fluids, and it is to relieve the sorrow in their hearts for the teacher. ”

"They? Master, did you purify more than one woman's body last night?! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ For the teacher to be strong, naturally work more and do more! ”

"It's amazing, master, when will you take me to purify the body of the lonely woman?"

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It's two wandering psionics. A middle-aged man, and a teenager. The middle-aged man wears a hat on his head and has an open chest. He carried a wand wrapped in a cloth in his hand. The middle-aged man was followed by a delicate bald boy.

"Master, there are demons running rampant ahead!!"

The bald boy frowned.

"As a teacher, I naturally know, I don't need you to talk too much."

The middle-aged man stopped outside the faint barrier, and they were hired to come.

"Enter!"

The bald boy slipped into the barrier.

"Hey, stupid apprentice, are you in a hurry to send you to death? Wait for me! ”

"Master, I can't wait."

The bald boy's voice disappeared into the barrier.

"Bell!"

The wand in the middle-aged man's hand slammed on the ground and bounced open, leaving the barrier open to the intruder. The middle-aged man sniffed the smell of pure spiritual power in the air. β€œβ€¦β€¦ This is? ”

"Bald donkey. What are you doing? ”

It's a stream. The rabbit confronted the bald boy.

"It's a little devil! I'm going to purify the little devils. Oh oh oh, Demon Niang, there is actually a Demon Niang here, you wait for a while, and after I purify the little devil, I will overtake you. ”

The bald boy folded his hands.

The caterpillar imp in his palms let out a piercing hiss.

Reciting the spell of fixing the mind in his mouth, the palm of the bald boy gave birth to a clear aura, and the little devil was placed in the aura, as if he was electrocuted, and he couldn't break through.

Zhang Xiaoyu was also very depressed, why did he suddenly see a bald boy, it should be a psychic. The bald boy suddenly grabbed the transparent caterpillar little devil. He also yelled that he was going to purify the little devil.

Hooking his fingers, the rogue rabbit swung out two pink auras.

The two auras were arc-shaped, bursting out in an instant, cutting towards the palms of the bald boy.

"Oh, bold and wicked, dare to attack the master. Are you tired of living? ”

The bald boy opened his mouth and spit out a string of clear spiritual aura, and the auspicious aura was like smoke, and the rows were swept away. The two pink auras swung out by the rabbit-eared lady suddenly dispersed, and they couldn't touch the bald boy at all.

"Hey, apprentice, I'm talking about you."

The middle-aged man slapped on the bald boy's head with a "snap".

"It hurts!"

The bald boy split his palms, and the little caterpillar devil who was almost dead barely shot out and landed on Zhang Xiaoyu's fingers.

"Master, borrow your wand to use, there is an evil demon lady here. I will purify her! ”

The bald boy didn't say a word, and reached out to grab the sealed wand in the middle-aged man's hand.

I can't grab it. The wand was securely grasped in the hands of the middle-aged man.

"Hey, apprentice, have you made enough trouble?"

The middle-aged man put his foot on the buttocks of the bald boy. The bald boy stumbled and fell to the ground. With a click, he fell on a pile of bones that glowed blue and crushed several bones.

"What is this?"

The bald boy grabbed a piece of his hand.

"The spiritual power of the pure saint!"

Why, why is there a pure spiritual power in the place where the demons are?

The bald boy wondered.

"Bangβ€”"

Flow. The rabbit grabbed the blue glowing skull and smashed it on the bald boy's head.

"Hahaha, Demon Mother, you're such a fool. Do you think you can hurt me with the skull of an unknown person? I was only able to sneak attack by you because of distraction, you are proud enough! ”

The bald boy laughed.

The hand-made lady holding the ears of the rice rabbit kindly reminded: "Bald boy, your head is bleeding!" ”

"What, there's a second demon girl!! What an evil demon mother, how can you wear so little, impure and impure, I want to purify you! ”

The bald boy with a bloody head jumped up and slashed out with one palm. The clean spiritual power is condensed into a hand blade that directly splits the hand-making mother.

"Hair oil!"

The figure girl instantly transformed.,Turned into a black stick.,Pounded out-

The black rod slammed downward, hitting the blade formed by spiritual power, and continued to move forward.

"Boom-"

The black rod hit the wand raised by the middle-aged man.

"Retreat."

The middle-aged man snorted softly. The surging energy lifted off the black stick that the figure had become.

The black stick that flew out upside down flipped several times in the air, and Zhang Xiaoyu reached out to catch the black stick.

Sickle.

Pink scythe.

The slashed pink girl slashed at the middle-aged man's head.

With a "click", the hat on the middle-aged man's head burst into two pieces and exploded out.

Zhang Xiaoyu and Mi Li can also see his appearance.

"Lipstick, why do you have so much lipstick on your face, master!"

The bald boy asked directly.

"Apprentice, that, what should I say? For the teacher to purify the three sad and lonely women in the love hotel last night, that, the teacher needs to use his own liquid to completely purify them, and in a hurry, it is inevitable that physical contact and water and milk will blend...... Fortunately, I worked hard for the teacher, no, and finally purified the three women with all my might. ”

"Oh, I see. Master, how many ML of bodily fluids did it take you to purify the three sorrowful women? ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Well, I've used up more than a dozen sets for the teacher, let me do the math, how many ml of the essence of the teacher can be held in one set......"

The middle-aged man really counted it.

Zhang Xiaoyu was also dumbfounded.

"What's the situation?"

"I don't know."

Mi Li dragged the pink girl and waited coldly. The wand in the middle-aged man's hand brought a lot of pressure to Mi Li. "Hmph, is it sealed in a curse cloth?" Mi Li said coldly.

"I'm going to burp, bye-bye......"

The transparent caterpillar imp is dead.

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Mi Li and Zhang Xiaoyu were silent.

Hey, how do you pick out your braids at this time.

"Apprentice, you have a good look of bleeding in your head, it's best to stop the bleeding."

β€œβ€¦β€¦ No wonder, I feel dizzy, that rabbit-eared demon lady is so heavy! ”

The bald boy reached out and wiped it on his head, "...... Master, it's all blood! ”

The middle-aged man said, "I saw it, poor apprentice." ”

The bald boy said, "Master, I can't waste my blood. ”

The middle-aged man said: "Apprentice, I will attract a group of mosquitoes to the teacher later, and ensure that they will drink blood to a high level. Tide. ”

The bald boy said, "Master, you are really a good person. ”

The middle-aged man said: "I think so too." ”

Flow. The rabbit finally couldn't help it, and said, "The little bald donkey, and the master of the bald donkey, who are you?" Demon hunters? ”

The bald boy said: "Master, borrow your wand to use it, and when the apprentice I purify that demon." ”

The middle-aged man kicked over his apprentice again, "Stupid apprentice, I have said that you have to listen to people, don't you understand what the teacher is saying?" ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Master, what are you doing here?" ”

The middle-aged man said: "The poor monk came here naturally to purify the unclean things here. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Master, did you shoot cool last night?" ”

The middle-aged man said: "The poor monk is tired. It is believed that a long time will not be able to purify the lonely woman. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "Master, the bra you are wearing is so tempting." I have a friend who must be very happy to see you. ”

Yes, the middle-aged man was open-chested, but he wore a purple cut-out bra.

Seeing the master with such a beautiful demeanor, Zhang Xiaoyu immediately thought of his friend Senior Liujiu. They are like-minded!

A bra flash flashed in the middle-aged man's eyes. exclaimed: "Xiaoyou, your friend is the sixty-nine senior of Shengji School Park? The poor monk heard the elegant name of the sixty-nine seniors, and he worked tirelessly to come by trekking through mountains and rivers. This is an unsuccessful disciple of a poor monk, and his name is Dumb Melon. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu raised his hand and saluted, "Dare to ask the master's name?" ”

The middle-aged man said: "My name is Lai. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu said: "It turned out to be Master Lai Yifa!" Look up for a long time. ”

Lai Yifa said: "Xiaoyou, I see that your bones are strange, you are not an ordinary person, but you are willing to walk the rivers and lakes with the poor monks, and go around to pick up the women who blow the flute under the crotch." ”

Zhang Xiaoyu clasped his hands together and said, "Master, I am willing!" ”

Flow. Bunny: "......"

Silly melon: "......" (To be continued.) )