"The disciples love to appear like this?" Dad smiled coldly and shouted loudly outside the door: "Don't he, pretend to be garlic with me outside the door, and get out of here!" There is a move, Lao Tzu took it all! ”

We were also shocked when we heard this voice, and we held the guy in our hands tightly and just waited for him to come in and him.

But as soon as the man had said that, the voice outside the door was gone.

What's going on? Were you scared away by our murderous and domineering appearance?

"Where's this grandson?" Lao Song pointed to the door suspiciously, and muttered: "This person is too timid, aren't we just taking some bricks and carrying a watermelon knife?" Afraid of a fart? ”

"Squeak" In the case of no one pushing, the wooden door slowly opened, and a gust of wind blew in from outside the door, and we were all shivering when the wind blew.

Outside the door stood a man in a black trench coat and black sunglasses, with strands of white hair already emerging from his sideburns, and he couldn't see what he looked like.

I'm depressed in my heart, how much do you wear such a pretending to be V at night?

Lao Song didn't think about it so much, and smiled when he looked out the door: "Brother Tai, what do you mean by dressing up like this?" ”

The grandson is estimated to be related to Lao Song, even if he is not related by blood, at least he is a distant relative, and when he heard Lao Song ask, he was immediately stunned: "What do you mean?" Isn't it interesting? ”

"He means to say, why do you want to dress up like this" I glanced at the man helplessly, and I was depressed in my heart, this kind of thing can also make six fingers like this?

"Oh, that's what it means! My master once told me that when I go out to run errands, I must wear the blackest windbreaker, wear the blackest sunglasses, put on the most awesome pose, and I must show my domineering spirit when I appear. The man smiled proudly and pointed to the leather shoes on his feet: "See?" The black version of King Adi! Have you seen these buns? As the saying goes, whoever wins the king of Adi wins the world, and you still don't surrender when you see me wearing these shoes? Hurry up and hand him over, or you will be ready to die. ”

"Old Song, he won't be your relative, right?" We looked at Lao Song and then at the man suspiciously, these two people are simply a stinky virtue!

"Fart! Lao Tzu has such tasteless relatives?! This grandson's King Adi is pirated! Lao Tzu can see it! Lao Song scolded angrily, pointed at the man and mocked: "Lao Tzu originally thought that I was good enough, didn't you wear a black windbreaker to dismantle Lao Tzu's platform!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, let's die." The man smiled coldly, and took out a drum the size of a basin and a drum whip from behind his back, and a string of copper coins were tied to the edges, and some incomprehensible symbols were drawn on the drum.

Seeing this situation, we didn't dare to slack off, and watched him vigilantly and prepared to meet the enemy, and my father took out a stack of rune papers from his bag and counted them.

"Today, the disciples went to the south, beat the gong and drum to invite the old fairy, holding the Wenwang drum in his left hand and the Wuwang whip in his right hand. A dozen drums sounded, I invited the old fairy to go down the mountain, Hu Huang and white willows came here, and the breeze and smoke went to the other side" The grandson played the drum by himself, as if singing a big play!

We see that it's a pleasure, isn't this the legendary two-person turn?!

I was listening to it with great pleasure, and suddenly I noticed that the yin qi in the room suddenly became heavier, and there was a faint demonic aura spreading in the room.

Why, I really want to give myself a slap in the face, when will I see the two of them turn!

"Lao Tzu told you to sing two turns!" Lao Song's tiger body shook the wind under his feet, and he rushed over with a tiger step, and followed the grandson three ways is kick: "Eat Lao Tzu's move!" ”

"Why don't you play your cards according to common sense! Isn't it true that you should fight according to the rules! Everything seemed so unexpected, the man was kicked to the ground directly by Lao Song, looked at us with an indignant face and scolded: "You grandsons are really not things!" Have the ability to wait for Lao Tzu to finish singing! ”

"Huh." We smiled calmly. (Hehe=you next door)

Are we stupid or are you stupid? At this time, you still talk about rules? Brothers are the rules!

Without answering the grandson's words, we surrounded him and began to beat him in a brutal group, and Lao Song's legs followed the small motor, and he began to run wildly against the grandson's head.

We're so much more humane! Holding the brick, he greeted the grandson unceremoniously.

Suddenly I felt a little strange, why didn't the fat man do it?

I saw a puzzled look on the fat man's face, and he looked at the man blankly: "This is not the person who made six fingers!" The sound is different! ”

What's going on? I grabbed Lao Song, who was playing and running on the spot, and my mind was full of confusion: "Fat brother, what's the matter?" Isn't that the man? ”

Before I could finish speaking, I only heard the man lying on the ground smile gloomily: "Hehe, you're done, the boss has finished inviting Xian'er." ”

"Don't even stand there! Get out of here! Dad grabbed us and threw us back, shouting loudly, "It's hard stubble!" ”

Lao Song and I were stunned all of a sudden, what hard stubble? It seems that the wounded six refers to someone else!

Who is this on earth? The boss in his mouth is the grandson who gets six fingers?

Just as we were stunned, an old man in a yellow coat walked in from outside the door, and he looked like he was not young, and his beard was almost on his stomach.

is about 1.6 meters tall, his figure is not good, he has no deterrent power at all, and his thin skin and bones look like a drug addict.

"The people of our north are also the ones you southern barbarians can move? A group of wastes dare to be presumptuous with our immortals? The current Taoism is not the original Taoism, and your Taoism is really not enough for me to see. "The old man, though he looks kind, has a cruelty in his eyes, like a hungry vulture staring at us prey.

"I don't know which immortal you are? You guys have broken the rules and crossed the Shanhaiguan, and it's not something you can be presumptuous in the south! Dad looked at the old man without fear and scolded, and when he heard Dad say this, the old man's face also became gloomy.

The grandson lying on the ground saw that the savior was coming, and hurriedly got up and stood behind the old man: "Third Master Huang, these grandsons don't play cards according to common sense, you must teach them a good lesson." ”

The old man waved his hand, and slowly walked towards us with a grim smile on his face: "Today I want to see what you Taoists are capable of, how long has it been since you have dealt with Taoist priests, you have to have a good time today." ”

Dad squinted at the old man and snorted coldly: "Play? Beware of the old men slaughtering you beasts, when you get to the south, you are not immortals, but just a group of beasts with a bit of climate. ”

"Look for death!" The old man shouted, bent down and rushed towards us.