Early this morning, a few of us hurried to the antique shop, and Six Fingers was also carried to the back room of the antique shop.

If that person wants to find it, he must follow the residual smell of Six Fingers.

If we put our six fingers at home, Mom, they won't be safe.

"Old Song, are you ready?" I was rummaging through the wooden box in the back room, ready to find some great guys to beat that grandson for half his life.

Every time I look at the current appearance of the six fingers, a burst of anger rises in my heart, I have to give that grandson a good meal today!

When Lao Song heard me call him, he walked up to me with a mysterious smile on his face, and handed me the thing wrapped in black cloth in his hand: "Look, this thing is an artifact!" ”

I took it in my hand, slowly untied the black cloth, and suddenly this thing in my hand flashed with divine light! Blinded all of us here!

"Watermelon knife" I stared blankly at the things in my hand, speechless for a while.

"That's right, it's a piece of knife, the so-called brick breaking martial arts, piece of knife breaking qigong, that grandson even if it's Brother Chun's upper body, I have to hack him to death today." Lao Song shook his head and muttered, just like those old masters in ancient times: "I have to give him a white knife to enter and a red knife to come out today, kill him with no breath, and have no afterlife in this life!" ”

Ouch, I'll go, why are you so ruthless, Old Song! Murder is against the law! Am I this kind of lawbreaker? I'm a good young man!

"I like it, but don't kill it, we good young people don't kill!" I smiled and looked up at the room, begging the man to come quickly.

The fat man was also ruthless today, and took a bunch of bricks and put them at his feet, according to his words: "Lao Tzu has to beat him out of the shape of a Buddha today, and he dares to move a person?" ”

I suddenly found that all of us have the potential to be the underworld, alas

I shook my head helplessly and sighed deeply, I am such a sunny and handsome little fresh person to be with them! Fortunately, Dad didn't go along with it!

"Dad, what are you doing?" Seeing my dad burying his head in the wooden box in the house and constantly tinkering for a long time without coming out, I was also curious, is this looking for something?

"Oh, I'll find some plastic bags." When my father heard me call him, he didn't look back and said calmly: "I will chop that person up and throw it out one by one." ”

Well, Dad didn't say this in vain.

Speaking of which, the back room of the antique shop is actually very rich, with a bed, a bookshelf and a big wooden box, this wooden box is amazing!

The contents are simply all-inclusive, from the Seven Star Sword of Lao Song and Dad's treasure compass to Feng Shui, to the wooden skewers and a bunch of beer bottles left behind after we used to eat barbecue.

"Don't do it for a while, I'll meet him." Dad walked up to us and looked at the six fingers lying on the bed, lit a cigarette and took a hard puff: "That grandson is not simple, you guys are ready, I am responsible for attracting his hatred, you can attack that grandson at any time." ”

Everyone agreed with a smile on their faces, do we still need to preach morality for this kind of person?

It's just a bunch of bullies for him! Anyway, we're not good people and saints, bullying people is our hobby!

For example, Lao Song, usually his biggest hobby is bullying and bullying his little sister, teasing girls or something, and he loves to bully small animals from time to time.

However, after meeting Xiao Budian, he gave up this hobby very calmly.

Bullying other small animals will be scolded by the owner at most, bullying the little one, isn't this looking for death?

The last time he bullied Xiao Budian, he was almost killed by Xiao Budian.

Here's the thing

"Little guy, bite me, bite me, I just won't give it to you!" Lao Song smiled cheaply and teased Xiao Budian with a few pieces of barbecue, and mocked from time to time in his mouth: "Come, give it to you, Lao Tzu won't give it!" Hahahaha! Bite me? I'm tickling! ”

To be honest, I want to beat him up, but it's just that he can't face his black hands.

"Quack" Xiao Bu glanced at Lao Song innocently, turned his head and turned on the distress mode for me.

"It's okay, just get him, just don't kill him." I smiled calmly and pretended not to know anything, and three seconds later, Lao Song's screams echoed in our ears.

"Ouch, little ancestor spares my life, I was wrong!" Lao Song lay motionless on the ground like a dead corpse, only his mouth and eyes could move, tears burst out of his eyes, and he begged Xiao Budian for mercy with tears in his throat: "Your corpse still has the function of making people lose their mobility?" It's too condescending not to go to the hospital to be an anesthetic synthesizer! ”

An hour later, Lao Song slowly recovered, and at that time he scolded the heavens and said that he would never dare to bully Xiao Budian again.

Let's get down to business, the antique shop isn't open today, so we had a casual bite to eat in the back room and waited for the grandson to come to the door.

Six Fingers was lying on the bed behind us, not daring to go too far from him, or we wouldn't have time to save him if something happened.

Everyone in the room was solemn, staring at the door with a fierce look.

At this time, our pretending v mode can be said to be fully open, and if others don't know the inside story, they will definitely think that this is a gathering point for criminals.

Dad sat on the main seat with a watermelon knife in his hand, his eyes squinted and a cigarette in his mouth, staring out of the door like a falcon, and on the wall behind him was our immortal spectrum.

The top of the spectrum is the Sanqing Patriarch, and the lower ones are the names of Xu Fu and Yuan Tian.

The rest are the immortals that Taoists often worship, and the most characteristic ones are the yin gods in the middle, the bull head and horse face, black and white impermanence, the ten halls of Yama, and the four major judges.

Lao Song and us put on a menacing expression of a triad gathering crowd to fight, and in a trance, he looked like the protagonist in the Hong Kong movie Crazy Boy.

"Why do I have an embarrassing feeling," the corners of Old Song's eyes began to twitch slightly.

"We think too," the corners of everyone's eyes began to twitch slightly.

What do you hate the most in this life? It's just that the light thunders and doesn't rain! Didn't the grandson say yes to come today?!

What time the hell is it now! It's almost eleven o'clock in the evening! Not here yet? We've been posing this pose for hours!

Just as we were greeting the grandson's family, there was a faint sound of drums outside the door, which was different from ordinary drums, with a dull and indescribable weirdness.

When we heard the sound of this drum, our hearts sank, and here we come!

"The sunset of the West Mountain has smeared the sky, every household closes the door, the magpie and the crow run to the tree, and today a brother Ma came to invite the fairy."

As the drum beat slowly, a hoarse and low man's voice appeared outside the door.

"I often hear that the south is the territory of Taoism, and when I see it today, it is not worthy of the name, and the younger brother has brought the old fairy to smash the field!"