Chapter 49: Chinese Kung Fu and Japanese Women
"Ah Zhong, get up quickly, you're going to be late!" The plum, who is usually lazier than me, got up earlier than me today, and is holding a comb on the side and constantly brushing the flat head with a few hairs, and I don't know how much hairspray I have made, each hair is straight and straight, like a hedgehog, and the room is full of smell. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Plum, are you crazy? I'm going to be a duck, making such a ghost, and making such a fuss early in the morning. I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and slept as usual.
Ahh This guy directly removed my quilt, fortunately, this handsome guy doesn't have the habit of sleeping naked, otherwise it would be a big loss.
"Boss, this morning is the first club activity of our karate club, do you want to be absent?" The green plum stared straight at me, and it seemed that if I meant the opposite, he would not hesitate to eat me alive.
"Hehe, I forgot, can't you not go? Help me take a leave of absence. ”
"Boss, the younger brother knows that you have two beautiful sisters-in-law, but you also have to plan for the future of your brothers, don't you make it clear that you don't give face to others, I'm in the same boat as you, won't I become a ghost for the dead, not to mention chasing beauties, I don't know if my life is guaranteed!"
No, it's so miserable, it looks like I can't sleep today.
Five minutes later, Plum dragged his sleepy self towards our karate club.
It's really spectacular, the karate hall in front of me covers an area of about ten acres, and the antique design is generous.
"Boss, let me tell you, only the art club can compare to him on this scale!
When the member at the door saw us, he stretched out his hand to stop us, "Students, please show me your student ID?" "Li Zi and I gave him our student ID.
The student bowed to me and said, "Mr. Wang Zhong, the president is waiting for you in the president's office over there, please go directly." "Although I don't know what's going on, but I have no reason to refuse the president's call, and I stopped Li Zi who wanted to go with me, looking at Li Zi with an unwilling look, it's really funny, and it's not dating, but also, is that beautiful Japanese senior sister really fancy me, and I want to come to something first and something, if that's the case, I'm willing to donate my perfect body for the country, hahaha, there is a disgusting perverted man on the beautiful campus.
Bangbang, anyone?
"Please come in!" The sound is so sweet, it's not appropriate, it should be tempting, hehe.
The senior sister in a karate uniform who was holding a list looked up and saw that it was me, and showed a charming smile, hehe, if the senior sister knew that his boyfriend or suitor, Hattori Hanzo, was hung by me, and that the culprit of the slaughter of the city was me, I don't know if she would kick me away with her beautiful and toned thighs, and then use a huge and solid ' Pectoral muscles' crush me, hehe, although the chest is very tight, but under my penetrating gaze and computer-like calculations, well, there is about 34D, amazing, and our American senior sister has a fight.
Seeing my hot eyes, the senior sister did not get angry, but looked at me with interest, hey, I haven't learned some of the reserve of Chinese women after coming to China for so long, so I'm not interested.
"I don't know what the president is doing when he comes to me." I deliberately accentuated a certain word.
"Junior brother, don't look at me like an enemy, we don't have any entanglements, if you take out your narrow national thinking and look at all Japanese, isn't it extreme?"
Dizzy, caught by her to the sore spot, but also, our Chinese nation should have the same broad mind as our great motherland, for this innocent beauty in front of us we should use the excellence of our Chinese to conquer her, like a beautiful woman like the senior sister who is both talented and beautiful when she comes, don't leave. As for other Japanese, our party doesn't often say that we should analyze specific situations and treat specific people on a case-by-case basis, haha, this is dialectical materialism.
"Senior sister, I apologize to you for my previous attitude!"
"Where, if we don't talk about these unpleasant things, don't you want to know why I look at you differently?" There was a sly look in Sister Xiangzi's eyes.
"Is it because I'm too handsome, and it happens to be with the appetite of the senior sister, don't be embarrassed, the younger brother is willing to serve!"
I look awe-inspiring.
Plop, senior sister was scared by me and went under the table.
"Hmph, how can you think that, big pervert!" , sorted out his appearance, "You can't be serious, you can be my boyfriend if you want, as long as you can beat me." As he spoke, he suddenly flipped over the table and attacked me, four kicks, very elastic, and I lightly dodged the attack.
"Senior sister, what are you doing? Didn't I mess with you? ”
The senior sister smiled instead, "You are also a martial artist, sure enough, you must fight with me today, otherwise you don't want to leave!" ”
"Senior sister, it's not good for us to let everyone wait like this, I think I'll go first," he turned around and ran away.
"You go, if you dare to go, I'll yell at you to insult me, and see how your two girlfriends and my 'personal guard group' will react?"
After saying that, you still look like you're coming back obediently.
There's no way, just hit, see that I agreed, beautiful senior sister, picked up the remote control on the table and pressed it, pop, the door next to it opened, dizzy, it turned out to be a practice room inside.
"I think the junior also knows that karate is just some ordinary kung fu, let's not beat around the bush, my qi is also learned from China, please give me more advice."
After saying bowing, I also bowed quickly.
Senior sister from the body faintly exudes a kind of pressing aura that changes with the change of mood, for people who are also practicing qi, I can also feel the subtle and mysterious changes of this old man at such a close distance, the breath is not strong, very light, but I clearly capture that if it is for ordinary people, a few small lives are not enough to play, that qi tightly locks me, no matter how I twist slightly, I will encounter a rebound like a broken wall, hehe, full of fun.
Senior sister's momentum has risen to the peak, and I still look leisurely, as soon as the external qi comes to my side, it will disappear without a trace, Xiangzi senior sister showed a surprised look, but this did not affect her mind, like her age can have practice to the point of qi can be outward, it is indeed a genius, as for me, it is a genius among geniuses! Senior sister's eyes became deep and unpredictable, and a punch hit my abdomen unhurriedly, and the surrounding scenes instantly became dense, and even the air had a mass, dizzy, and she was still a junior ability, I said that there are many martial artists in the school, how could there be no one who can defeat her.
This punch is very slow, I can see the trajectory of the punch clearly, even the sound of the punch crossing the air can be perceived, full of oppression, now the hidden strength is the same as suicide, the body instinctively gives birth to a breath of qi, pop, the two auras contact and there is no big movement, my aura began to continue to devour, yes, this is one of the abilities of my qi - devouring. Although it was difficult to hide the uneasiness in her heart, the senior sister's killing move still attacked.
But as soon as it approached my aura, the speed immediately slowed down, but the senior sister was not discouraged, but luck with all her strength, breaking through my aura, oh, yes, the two successes are still a little smaller, seeing the killing in front of the pink fist, stretched out by my hand, snapped, fell into my grasp, and the beautiful leg that attacked me below was also caught by me, at this time, the senior sister was not panicked at all, but laughed charmingly, her eyes let out a fine light, hehe, the ability of the spiritual department, between the B level and the C level, spiritual charm, Seeing that my eyes were still clear, I began to be a little flustered, the hands and legs that were originally firmly held in my hands, suddenly twisted, and I came out of the grasp, now I can be interested, or D-level muscle ability, although the ability level is not very high, but it is really not easy to master so much, but unfortunately met me.
My hand quickly clicked on the four major acupuncture points of Shangxing, Huacani, Meal, and Qihai, and the true qi imprisoned her actions along the acupoints, and our beautiful senior sister suddenly found that she couldn't move, her cute big eyes blinked, and gave me a sweet smile, "Senior brother is really hidden, even the legend, the Medicine King Mansion's secret transmission of one of the two treasures of the Zhen Mansion will be the point point Dafa, so you are the heir of the Medicine King Mansion, my little prince, people admit defeat!"
Senior sister's current appearance is a little ambiguous, I hurriedly untied the acupoint, and it is better not to make extraneous branches until I deal with my sister's affairs.
"Hehe, senior sister, there are many rudenesses, as for what medicine king's mansion, the little brother has never heard of it, let alone a little prince, just a lustful poor student."
Senior Sister was a little surprised when she saw that I denied it, "You really don't know the Medicine King's Mansion?" ”
"Of course I don't know, to be honest, I'm not a person in the martial arts circle, I just know a few tricks."
"Also, I heard my master say that the Medicine King Mansion is the most secret sect in the rivers and lakes, how can there be a successor like you! But you just clicked on my acupoint! ”
"Haha, the world's martial arts is a family, I learned it from a mysterious old man, I saw that he was pitiful, so I gave him a bun, and he gave me these little tricks." I suddenly realized that I had a strong ability to make up stories.
"Oh. yes, hey, let's go, we're half an hour late, it's all your fault. ”
"Dizzy, it seems that women in any country are the same, and the ability to shirk responsibility really knows no borders."
"Then, senior sister, I'll retire first."
I was about to leave, but our beautiful president suddenly grabbed me affectionately, wow, it's so elastic, don't be so affectionate.
"Zhong Jun, let's go together."
Dizzy, when did we become so close, and the titles have changed, "This, this senior sister, we don't seem to have reached this point yet, right?" ”
"People have long sworn that as long as the person I fancy can defeat me, it will be my boyfriend, we have fought and fought, and they have completely surrendered, hmph, if you don't want me, I will die to show you." As he spoke, he was about to shed tears.
Dizzy, I am not afraid of heaven and earth, I am afraid of women crying.
"Senior sister, do you know that I already have 3 girlfriends, and this relationship is more difficult to handle." Seeing that my face was full of embarrassment, Xiangzi burst out laughing, "Don't worry about this, I'll handle these relationships, but isn't it just Feng Xue and Lu Xiaoxue?" How did it become three? ”
I looked at Kako with a pitiful face, "Do you want me to tell you now, we're already late?"
"Oh, you wait."" Feed? Is it tassels, you and let the coach take the students to practice first, I have important things, and I will arrive later! ”
After hanging up the news, he hugged my arm again, like a child, "Okay, people have done it, it's time for you to speak." ”
"Can you put me down first?"
"No, unless you don't want anyone else." Look like that, as long as I don't say a word, I'll cry right away, are women in love like this? To be honest, there is such a big beauty entangled, and my heart is actually very refreshing, contradictory.
I can only tell her what happened in the world, when I knew that I was the soul eater, I was surprised, I asked her if she would blame me, she said that there is a saying in China that is not to marry a chicken and a dog to marry a dog, everything will listen to me in the future, and the things in the game cannot be related to reality, after all, what their ancestors did did violate justice. What a good girl who understands things. In this way, we spoke and listened one by one, and an hour passed.
"That's it, what do you say?"
"My husband is different, he is a hero wherever he puts it, husband, I support you, the more beautiful women love you, the more it proves that I didn't pick the wrong person." I'm sorry, is this a modern Japanese theory, and when did our relationship rise to the level of husband?
"Xiangzi, don't call me husband in front of outsiders, it will cause turmoil."
Xiangzi smiled sewitchingly, "Do you want Xiangzi now?" "Saying that she is about to dedicate herself, what a demon girl, I obeyed,
"Let's hurry up and take a look at the club, otherwise it will be too irresponsible." Hearing me speak in a commanding tone, Kako nodded happily and served me to put on the karate uniform specially prepared for me, like a gentle little wife.
As soon as we entered, this martial arts hall suddenly fell silent, and everyone's eyes turned on the two of us.
"Let me introduce to you that this student Wang Zhong is the newly appointed vice president of our society, everyone is welcome." Bang Bang ~~~ Especially the plums slam down below.
"Wait!" There were 4 people out of the crowd, and the leader was a gentleman at a glance, "Oda-kun, where did this kid come from, he looks weak and not frightened, and he actually wants to be our vice president." ”
"Yamada, please be polite, even I am not Wang Zhong's opponent, forget about your three-legged cats, and he is already my boyfriend."
Whoa, this is a big fuss, this news has made these flower pickers lose hope.
"No, no, Kako, how can you like a Shina person, you," Before he could finish the next word, I teleported in front of him.
He didn't have a chance to say any more swear words, because my hand was on his big open mouth, and the strong force pushed his head back, and his whole body was blown away, and my speed was faster than his, which means that my hand kept pressing on his mouth until I slammed him against the wall 10 meters away, and the whole karate gym fell silent in an instant.
Fluttering, like a crushed watermelon, the palm of the hand was hot and moist, it didn't feel too good, I withdrew my hand, didn't glance at it, and wiped it directly on Yamada's body, who had passed out, wiped all the disgusting saliva and blood stains, and then turned around. Behind, Yamada fell to the ground softly against the wall, his mouth was wide open, and I heard a few sounds of hard objects falling to the ground, which should be his teeth, I didn't leave any for him, this kind of person is not worthy of teeth.
Whew, finally stopped at the last minute. The guy's "extra" injuries weren't serious, except for the loss of teeth, a bit of a concussion, and that's it. He should be glad that at that time, as long as I added a little more strength, his neck bone would be finished, alas, I was still too soft-hearted.
"Be polite, otherwise you will go back to Japan and learn well in China",
Saying that, my eyes swept coldly, and several small Japanese students who wanted to rush up rushed up ran back in fright.
The three guys who came together just now were very calm, and one of them stood up, "This classmate, although Yamada-kun, is at fault, but you are too ruthless, our brother wants to ask for advice." ”
"Oh? Let's go up together. ”
"That's not necessary, it's just that this is a karate club, I hope the junior doesn't use Chinese kung fu!"
"No problem, karate, this little skill of carving insects, just watch it once." After talking about hooking hands, which of you will come first.
"Down the mountain, you up!"
This mountain looks like a bear, and it hasn't evolved yet, Yamashita looked at my contemptuous eyes, and roared, his muscles bulged, and his body seemed to be bigger, hehe, a pure strength type of ability.
Then he threw himself at me,
"Do you see that he deserves to live, but the mountain is known as a heavy chariot, and he was subjected to a round of fierce attack on the water", Trainee A said with some worry, although this person robbed his goddess, but in the end it was Chinese.
I punched more than 100 times in a minute, but unfortunately I had no strength like a mosquito, and I only needed one finger to block it, snap. I grabbed his punch, just a light force, Kacha, sorry, broken, and then a punch knocked this wild bear away, rest assured, I just stunned, not killed, I still miss studying
Okay, I'm Izumi Toshiichiro, please advise.
Hehe, this guy's kung fu is on his feet, and he is a person who has practiced qi.
The flying goose kicked three times in a row, a horizontal kick, a turnaround and a roundhouse kick, the last backflip roundhouse kick, and the last kick was with an air knife, but unfortunately it hit my gangqi, just a ripple, I just lightly touched the spring point on his feet, and this guy became a dead goose with broken wings.
There is only one guy left, "Okay, we have met China's masters, let's admit it and go." With a wave of his hand, a few international students carried the two guys on the ground and flashed in gray.
"Hehe, Xiangzi, I'm sorry, I just caused you trouble."
"Brother Zhong, I said it, I am your person, and everything is up to you." A little woman.
Ah, don't look at me so warmly, even though I am a national hero, I will still be shy. What do you want to do? Don't bite me.
"This guy actually polluted our Miss Xiangzi, and everyone ate him." Li Zi, this guy really turned his face and didn't recognize his brother, and his voice was the loudest in it.
As a result, there was a scene on the campus, a ragged guy running wildly in front, and a large number of people in the back chased him with "pots and pans", and from time to time someone joined in......
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