Chapter 50: Looking Back
Outside, outside, the latest news of the college, absolutely treasure the secret edition, 10 yuan a copy, everyone come and buy it, dizzy, isn't this a member of our college's news agency, how did they become newspaper sellers, I really convinced them, but ...... It's too expensive, isn't it? By the way, Li Zi is also their club, and I heard Li Zi say that he is now the vice president, and he has envied Liangzi for a long time. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info I also bought a copy of it, flipped through it, and when I touched a big red headline, wow, hair stood on end - angry super-earthling!
"The head of the school year - Wang Zhong, the privacy is revealed!" -- Columnist Reporter Li (Vice President of the News Agency)
This stinky boy dared to expose my old bottom and go back to the Manchu Dynasty to serve the top ten torturers. Fortunately, my title is not on the front page, obediently, the official ranking of the top ten beauties has also come out, and the students who participated in the voting accounted for 90% of the total number of colleges, and there were nearly 5W of staff from other schools, which was the most in history. The popular idol star Mingyue overwhelmed Feng Xue with her super popularity and became the school flower. Here's what the votes were:
1. Mingyue 72350 votes
2. Feng Xue 69201 votes
3. Zhuge Qinger 45321 votes
4. Lu Xiaoxue 45300 votes
5. Kako Oda 45220 votes
6. Lin Yue 41,000 votes
7. Huang Yawen 38500 votes
8. Cheery 35,500 votes
9. Chen Sulan 33333 votes
10. Zhuo Lin 32,000 votes
The goddess Miss Mingyue in the minds of our men, 16 years old, is now one of the two most dazzling stars in the world's music scene, the elf that makes all fans crazy, the girl who is chased by the princes of major European princes and multinational companies, and the girl who is expected to win the title of school flower, Miss Mingyue has two choices for studying, one is the Edge Film and Television Academy, and the other is our college, Miss Mingyue joined our Galaxy Unified Academy is the affirmation and approval of our college, and the society expresses a warm welcome on behalf of all students, But so far, Miss Mingyue is hard to find, so that her loyal fans are eager to wear it, but this afternoon is the time for the Art Club to recruit male members, and it is also the first club activity of the Art Club this school year, Miss Mingyue should attend, and I would like to tell the male compatriots to hurry up and occupy the venue.
Feng Xue, Miss Mingyue's most powerful competitor, has excellent talents, and the failure of this competition is largely due to the fact that she usually lives a relatively low-key life, and she is also the little princess of the Feng Group, but she does not have a trace of pampering habits, and her potential is unlimited!
Zhuge Qing'er, the contemporary descendant of the Zhuge family, the four great warrior families, has the nickname of "Ice and Snow Queen", the family legend Xuanyu Gong, the orchid acupuncture hand, is one of the new stars in the martial arts world, usually cold as frost, difficult to approach, many who don't know life and death want to challenge the result without a move, Li Dongtie in the four famous grasses is the most powerful competitor among its suitors.
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This newspaper has specially revealed the exclusive content, among the top ten beauties have been confirmed that three people are playing the "second world", and they are the characters of the top ten beauties, as for the specific situation to be further discovered, the details can be found in the "second world research club" -- reporter Li.
Dizzy, I don't know what benefits the president of the Second World Research Society gave him to make him work so hard, no, he must seal his mouth well when he goes back!
The top ten beauties don't care about me.,I've been overwhelmed by the beauties now.,Turn to my report just now.,The content is mainly to hype up my competition in the karate club.,Especially the guess that I'm an hour late with Kako.,And announced that the fifth of the top ten famous flowers has been picked by me.,At the same time, I declare that I'm the guy with the second flower.,The fourth flower has an ambiguous guy.,It's me, an unknown little person, who suddenly jumped to the top of the list.,The popularity can be compared with the big beauty of the bright moon, I wonder if I'm supposed to be happy?
It's strange that there are a lot of people at this time, where are the people now, who can answer my questions?
Hey? Why is class ending so early today? "Two female dinosaurs in the class are communicating.
"You don't know? Why is it a holiday today? I heard that there was a bright moon performance today, and the teachers went to grab the place. ”
"But don't you think the people in the classroom are moving too fast today?"
"What's the solution, all the boys in the school are going to get ready for the concert, but they're just actors!."
"Man...... What a stupid and cheap animal. Why are we so good that no one finds out? “
"Probably since ancient times, there has been a lot of life!"
"Yes, we can only pity each other."
Spit ......, but fortunately I didn't eat much for lunch today.
If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, you wouldn't have believed that there were so many people, so many cars, and so many "spies" in our academy (there were so many foreign students who wanted to infiltrate our school, and so many strips, no, you should call the police. Standing in the middle of tens of thousands of people (haha, exaggerate, anyway, there are a lot of people. I felt a noticeable decrease in oxygen levels, and it wasn't surprising that I would suffocate at any time. The songs around me were crowded around, and I couldn't shout "Please get out of the way, I'm a member of the new male art club who has been admitted without examination", right? I can guarantee that as soon as I say this, I will have to be reincarnated. It's nerve-wracking. In fact, there is no way to do so many people gathered at the door of the art club.
"I heard that the moon has arrived at the school gate!" A bright voice suddenly rang out.
"What! Just go. ”
"No, don't step on it, the camera is the public property of the school, ah! Lens....... ”
"Go, go, I'm going to be the first to touch Mingyue, if it's not the first, I'll kill everyone in front!"
"Don't push, don't push. I am your teacher, you should know how to respect teachers, let me go first. ”
"Hey! Do you hear me? It's a teacher. ”
"Give it to me, hit it!"
"Stop, I—I'm not your teacher anymore,"
"yes, 'knock', so we're not students either, keep stepping on me."
It's crazy.,To be honest, although I also like Mingyue's songs.,But I'm probably not born a dedicated person.,Not a very professional fan.,Not to mention...... I don't know "her" very well?!
Mingyue finally appeared.,I don't know the specific situation.,Because I couldn't stand the backlog, I used a little inhuman strength to enter the art club first.,But the moment I entered, I found that I made a fatal mistake.,The whole hall was full of women.,It's like a final rehearsal.,And I'm the only grass.,The most important thing is that Mingyue, who was supposed to be cheering on the fans outside, was actually here.,And chatting with Xue'er and them was having fun.。 My arrival was like a big rock smashed into a calm lake, and all eyes were on me in an instant, and if it was an isolated island, I would be happy to spend the rest of my life with these beautiful women who had no choice, but alas......
"Wangjun, why are you here!" Xiangzi was the first to run over to break the deadlock, and held my left hand affectionately, "Come, let me introduce to you, this is my boyfriend Wang Zhong, a freshman, do you think it's cute?" ”
Brush, Xue'er's face immediately turned pale, and I suddenly felt why I was so stupid, "Xue'er, this, this thing is not like this." Although I didn't know what I said vaguely, Xue'er's face suddenly improved, and she walked quietly in front of me, wouldn't it be to "flatten" me.
Cher paused in front of me for a second, and then everyone was paying attention to our strange trio, is there going to be a fight between two women? Then Xue'er grabbed my right hand and said to Xiangzi next to me, "Sister Xiangzi, you seem to be mistaken, classmate Wang Zhong is my boyfriend and Xiaoxue?" When did I meet you? At this time, Xiaoxue also jumped out, "Brother Zhong is the husband of me and Sister Xue'er!" "Dizzy, there is one more, and the other beauties around look at these four people strangely, Why do three beauties fight for a man like me who is better than ordinary (an excellent person like me is called a little more ordinary than ordinary, and God can't tolerate it!) Mingyue on the side was even more wide-eyed, staring at these interesting brothers and sisters.
"Ah, what Wang Jun said, you are Xue'er and Baobao, please take care of it in the future!"
Xiangzi came up with a low profile, and it was not easy for Xue'er and the baby to have a seizure, but I stood up after the incident, "I'm sorry, we have a little private matter to solve, and we won't be with you for a while!" He dragged the three girls to the dressing room next to him.
Cher and Baby looked at me, waiting for my reasonable explanation, and I told me the whole story of the morning.
"Sisters, don't blame Wang Jun, it's Xiangzi who is not good, knowing that he has two such excellent girlfriends, and still pester him." As he spoke, he bowed and apologized. “
As a result, I was kicked out by Cher, and there were only three of them left in the house, so I didn't have to deal with the ones inside, and the outside ones were not easy to handle.
At this time, my idol Mingyue Qiaosheng came over and asked, "May I ask Wang Zhong, there are guards around, how did you get in?" ”
Dizzy, how can I say it, I can't tell her that I'm a martial artist and a very powerful person, so I can get in effortlessly.
"Don't ask, Yue'er, he's our new member." It can be seen that everyone likes Mingyue very much, and indeed there is no trace of the bad habits of stars from her, and she is still so fresh...... Childish!
Woo, beautiful president, you are simply Guanyin alive, I would like to praise you with the most gorgeous rhetoric. But Mingyue's impression of me is not very good, there is no way who calls me a flowery man. One of the sexier girls seemed to be interested in my frequent attention. In the end, our beautiful Lin Yue homeroom teacher sister called me over,
"Classmate Wang Zhong, the teacher doesn't want to care about your private affairs, but you have to know that each of the three of them can't be caught up by others, you have to cherish it!" Looking at the serious appearance of the beautiful teacher, I am grateful in my heart, the feeling is coming, and the mountains and rivers can't stop it, I will love them.
After a while, the three people opened the door and came out, and Xiangzi seemed to have traces of crying on her face, is it ......, no, I believe Xue'er, but from the three of them, they seem to be very happy.
"Look at what, it's cheap for you, with the four of us, you will dare to spend your heart in the future, hum!" It's not good, but the thing of the mood is known, too.
"Cher, I'm ......".
"Okay, I know, we'll settle accounts with you when we go back." Although he was angry on the surface, he was smiling in his eyes, hehe, relieved.
In the end, our teacher came out to make a "closing summary", and I became the only audience here, happy ......
Ah, why is it so cold, it seems to be the feeling of being targeted by a group of wild beasts, and when I turn my head to look, oh my God, there are more than N people hanging on the window, ah, there is also a layer on the skylight on the roof, and everyone is staring at me fiercely, and this is the end.
At this time, Miss Mingyue spoke, "Isn't it time for the president to let everyone in?" ”
…… I should have run through the back door right now.
"Bright Moon! Moon! We love you forever! ”
"Bright Moon! Moon! We've got your back! ”
"Cher, Cher, we love you like a mouse loves rice!"
"Xiaoxue, Xiaoxue, we love you like farmers love corn!"
"Qing'er, Qing'er......"
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is worthy of being a super idol Mingyue, who is so popular everywhere; is worthy of being a fan, and it is a virtue everywhere.
Although it was just an ordinary school uniform, Mingyue's influence had not decreased, but all men were intoxicated. Except for Cher, the power of other beauties cannot be revealed.
"Thank you all, I'm just an ordinary member of the drama club, we will be classmates in the future, please take care of me." After saying that, the audience burst into a wave of voices. The flash of the news agency kept flashing wildly. However, from the point of view of the orderly organization of the scene, this is already a very normal thing.
It was not easy for the avid fans to gradually quiet down, and the president then began to announce the schedule for this afternoon.
First of all, the beauties of the club will perform a show to welcome the new students, of course, Mingyue will inevitably "express" it.
The second is the entrance examination for male employees.
The program performed by the beauties is different, the whole venue has reached a crazy realm, especially Mingyue and Xue'er sang a song of Mingyue's famous work "The End of the World", which brought the whole performance to a climax, I didn't expect Xue'er to be so talented in singing, the two beauties on the stage have turned into angels, fascinated the audience below, until the end of the song, the two beauties have arrived backstage, and the people below have not yet reacted. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is three days around the beam.
Of course, the other beauties have to perform just as well, and Cheery's hot dance shows off her devilish body, My God, who has a nosebleed. Huang Yawen, the beautiful president of the Literature Society, came to the program of singing and dancing poetry, which made people suspect that the ancient beauties reappeared in the world, but I didn't expect that poetry could also be interpreted like this. Xiaoxue's national dance, Xiangzi too, although the nationalities are different, but they all performed their own national characteristics, in fact, Xiangzi is not bad to do karate, it seems that no matter how strong a woman is, she still likes to show her gentle side. Finally, Zhuge Qing'er's guqin song ended, like flowing water, calming the "grumpy men" below, yes, some skills, and a little Xuanyu Gong.
The following is the critical time to come, admit male members, which will mean that you can live with the beauties of the college, and even have some gains, after all, the building near the water has the first month, and you can be in a club with our idol Mingyue, this is a dream-like day.
"Wait, President, may I have a question?" A man wearing the emblem of a news agency asked
"Of course, excuse me?"
"Does every male member have to take an exam to join the company?"
"Of course!" There is no doubt about it at this time
"Then I want to ask if the male classmate who was in the club just now is a member of the club?"
Chen Sulan hesitated for a moment and said, "Yes!" ”
Whoa, there's a commotion down there.
"We demand equal treatment." "Everyone is equal in front of beautiful women!"
"Against the bureaucracy" "We demand transparency in government affairs!" ”
"Kill the Rats"
"Clear Trash"
......, "Day, if you let me know who that kid is, see if I don't swallow him alive!" An African cannibal man next to me swore through gritted teeth.
"This, hehe, yes, yes, "Others want to eat themselves, and I have to accompany the smiling face, and there is nothing worse in the world than this!"
"Everyone, please be quiet and listen to what I have to say!"
"Wang Zhong is not only our member, he is a beauty care and bodybuilding teacher specially hired by us! So it can be better than passing the exam. ”
Genius, you can think of such a reason, but I don't seem to know any of these things, right?
However, the scene finally calmed down, but the following discussion is not over.
"Who is Wang Zhong?"
"Like, haven't you heard of it? Is it a freshman? ”
"But it's familiar, where have you heard of it?"
Ah, right. Newspaper! The guy on the list, I didn't expect to get into the art club, this damn mouse.
Below we announce the examination procedure
"Students who are preparing for the entrance exam, the number in your hand is the order in which you will start the performance in a moment, please follow the order one by one. When everyone is done, the female members on stage will start voting by secret ballot, but keep in mind that each girl can only cast one yes vote. If there are more than 5 girls who agree, then he can enter the drama club. Students who did not enter should not be discouraged, there will be a chance in the coming year. ”
The president is really powerful, "There is still a chance in the coming year"? Just tell the fools.
When the president finished speaking, a beautiful girl walked next to her, holding a large envelope with both hands.
"As the master of ceremonies for the exam, I came to read out the questions of this competition. For the sake of fairness, the test question was specially decided by the consultant Lin Yue and Mingyue, and it is now sealed in this envelope. So, now I'm going to open the ......, so nervous......" The girl who played the emcee slowly tore open the envelope in her hand, and the audience was silent at this time, I am afraid that even the sound of farting and burping will be like thunder now. Everyone's eyes were focused on the note with the test questions written on it,
"I don't know how difficult the test questions discussed by Teacher Lin Yue and Mingyue will be?" This idea should be the consensus of everyone.
"The test question this time is ......" The tense atmosphere even affected the girl who played the emcee, and the group of perverts below stared at her beautiful little mouth, and the convergence of their eyes even made her feel hot.
"In order to give everyone room to give full play, it is a very broad topic - play an animal, free choice, here it is stated that animals do not include people, you don't want to take advantage of the loophole." After saying that, he smiled mischievously.
The unexpected exam questions surprised everyone very much, it was wide enough, there are N known animals in the world, and just when they were about to express their dissatisfaction, "Please listen to me," Mingyue's voice sounded leisurely.
"Although everyone is eager to be the leading role, when the actual performance will be more than one other role, if you can play the supporting role well, then he is an excellent actor, and this is the talent that the art club really needs. Ah, by the way, please come on! "Smiled softly,
"Wang~. (Yes)" Sure enough, it's still a man.......
This is a pain for those chic and handsome guys who were originally carefully dressed up to leave an impression on the beauty, because they have no extra time, so they have to change their image on the spot. Beat the flat hair into a chicken coop - pretend to be a chicken; is still the majority of pretending to be dogs, after all, it is a more familiar "transformation",
Of course, at this critical moment, the girls on the stage who have the right to decide our fate are not idle.
"Hey! Which do you have your eye on? ”
"Well......, number 23, two big front teeth, looks like a cute rabbit."
"I chose No. 17, he doesn't need makeup to play a pig at all."
"It's still the 10th, you see his tongue sticks out so long!"
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Woo. Now I can finally be sure of one thing, "No matter how handsome and powerful a man is, he can't compare to a cucumber in a woman's eyes." -- Famous quotes.
The latter situation is in the laughter of the beauties in the past.,In fact, the real selection is still those handsome guys and people with a little specialty.,And you're pretending to be a dog.,No matter how stupid you are, it's just a joke.,The beauties won't choose you.,Ugly girls won't.,I had an inexplicable epiphany.,I suddenly felt a little sad.,And a little disgusting.,I'm not in the mood to continue watching.,After all, it's still ordinary people who account for the majority.,They also have the right to pursue happiness.,For the first time, I had a dislike for the bright moon and the teacher I liked very much from the bottom of my heart., People are dignified, and everything has a degree! What was once a beautiful smiling face is now ugly.
I quietly left the venue alone, with the still lively venue in my back......