Chapter 35 (Part I)
Chapter 35 (Part I)
Saitama Prefecture, Kasukabe City, Futaba Town, Nohara Shinnosuke Children's Yard Garden
ββ¦β¦ Na, little white, little gray, and two little insects, you all have to obey the command."
As usual, five-year-old Shinnosuke Nohara stood in the grass in a red shirt and yellow shorts, waving a small wooden stick to give orders.
ββ¦β¦ Now, as my first pet, Xiaobai wants to set an example for the new juniors, and now he will become a marshmallow immediately."
With his order, the mongrel named Xiaobai yawned, and glanced at the little master with a pig's waist face helplessly, but he still lazily shook the fluffy white hair, curled up his body and limbs, and turned into a very cute hair ball.
ββ¦β¦ Yes, the next action, Xiaobai catches the little β"
Under the undisciplined instructions of this obscene child, the little white dog, which was originally very cute and cute, made a foolish exhibitionist β performance.
ββ¦β¦ Well, very good, Xiaobai is really clever, worthy of my famous trainer Nohara Shinnosuke years of hard training"
Nohara Shinnosuke first boasted unashamedly about the credit that did not belong to him, which made the highly humane little white dog can't help but roll his eyes, and then changed the object of his command to the other three animals in front of him: "...... See the example of your predecessors? Little Ash and the two little worms now, you will become a ...... for me What has become of it? It's a cement pipe," he said, smitigating at his idea.
It's a pity that the remaining three animals that haven't been raised yet, obviously don't take Nohara Shinnosuke's children seriously.
ββ¦β¦ Why don't you move to feed? Hurry up and be obedient...... Oh, stop me, little gray and little worms, don't fight, snap and hiss--damn you little pets, you actually committed a crime, bullied me, the master, and came to beep beep and look at my dynamic qigong."
At the same time, Wang Qiu and Ma Tong were standing outside the door of Nohara's house, separated by a low wall that was only half a person high, and watched Nohara Shinnosuke's children shouting and crawling in the courtyard, fighting with a fat lizard and two large "insects" ping pong, and even knocked over the clothes pole, and were thrown to the ground with single clothes or something...... And Comrade Xiaobai, the only mutt dog who did not participate in the melee, lay next to its dog food bowl with a look of pity, with a helpless expression that has experienced vicissitudes, watching his little master as stupid and cheap as ever......
ββ¦β¦ Well, it looks like we're worried in vain, this guy's luck is really good. It should be said...... Is it worthy of crayon Xiaoxin? β
Ma Tong sighed, his tone full of complicated meaning, "...... Well, what should I show in this situation? β
ββ¦β¦ As far as I know, generally speaking, you just need to smile," Wang Qiu reached out and patted her shoulder, smiling bitterly and comfortingly.
--Shortly after returning to the 8B Regiment activity room of Hyogo Prefectural Hokuka, before they could catch their breath, Wang Qiu and Yuki Nagato were shocked by the bad news from "The Book of Travel": After "Death is Coming" came to Haruhi Suzumiya, the seemingly even more terrifying monster movie "Godzilla" followed one after another and Godzilla arrived...... It's the Nohara Shinnosuke family of Kasukabe City
Suddenly, in front of Wang Qiu's eyes, there seemed to be a Godzilla monster swinging its huge body, "booming" over the Nohara family's small house that had not been paid off for 30 years, and by the way, the entire Futaba Town was turned into a piece of rubble...... Well, if you add the plot of the Godzilla monster and the two "Muto" monsters fighting, I'm afraid that the entire Kasugabe City will have to be rebuilt
However, when the frightened Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Minami Rika, Shizuka Jukawa and Doraemon and their party, plus Yuki Nagato, who took the initiative to follow, used the [random door] to come to Nohara Shinnosuke's house in Futaba Town, Kasukabe City, Saitama Prefecture, they saw such a "harmonious" scene.
ββ¦β¦ Is this lizard, smaller than an old hen, Godzilla? And the two big insects that look like children's toys, the so-called Muto (nh, the monster named after mavuIncttftcTrretrIaIorut (unidentified giant 6 living beings) in the "Godzilla movie", and Godzilla is an old enemy, somewhat similar to a cat and a dog)? How come they are all shrunken versions? β
Shizuka Jukawa bit her fingers and said with some confusion, "...... Moreover, this shrinkage ratio is really too exaggerated."
ββ¦β¦ That's right, it feels like a puppet in the school's drama department, with no sense of reality and oppression at all. Minami Sayaka also echoed.
ββ¦β¦ There's no way, after all, the director's 'main god, the system, just let the 'god of death', make a big fuss in Hyogo County, and basically spend the accumulated energy, and now it's far from recovering, and being able to release a few shrunken versions of the monster here is already the limit. β
Yuki Nagato still said to everyone with her paralyzed face and flat tone without any ups and downs, "...... And that's a good thing for us to reduce our troubles, isn't it? Although in the eyes of Mr. Doraemon, who has defeated the Iron Man Corps, even Godzilla, a 10,000-ton monster that has not shrunk according to the original setting, is only an object that can be crushed lightly......"
ββActually, looking back now, even if there was no Doraemon and the foreign aid of our people, and it was Godzilla's deity that came, Crayon Shin-chan himself should be able to handle such troubles, anyway, I don't know how many aliens and evil organizations this little kid has defeated anyway...... "Crayon Shin-chan" is a funny work after all, and all science, logic and rationality are floating clouds...... Wang Qiu added in his heart.
Just as they were standing outside the door of Nohara's house, enjoying the rare scene of kindergarten children fighting ancient monsters, and at the same time exchanging their ears, whispering, and talking about each other, they suddenly heard a thunderous and terrifying roar from the house, which shook everyone's eardrums
ββ¦β¦ Xiaoxin, are you looking for death? Why did you knock over the clothes pole again, and where did these dirty animals come from? It's very difficult for our family to raise a little white, don't forget that your dad is still carrying a mortgage for 30 years."
Accompanied by a series of heart-wrenching lion roars, the housewife Nohara Mei walked out of the house wearing a dirty apron and waving her fists angrily, and then heard only a crackling sound in the courtyard - a moment later, whether it was Nohara Shinnosuke's children, or the miniature versions of Godzilla and "Muto" monsters, all of them were beaten to the point that their heads were swollen and folded, and their eyes were swollen and folded, and the mosquito coil pattern was turned in their eyes, and the corpses were all scattered all over the ground.
- Well, in the minds of a five-year-old kindergarten child, the housewife's iron fist can probably punish a cosmic monster......
ββ¦β¦ This time, I'll give you a little lessonδΈ¨ See if you dare to pick things up casually next time......"
Nohara Mei, who had blue tendons on her forehead, stretched the bone joints of her palms with a calm face while scolding Nohara Shinnosuke with a calm face, but when she raised her eyes, she suddenly noticed Wang Qiu and others standing outside the door, so she quickly changed her face and greeted her warmly, "Ah, it turned out to be the Chinese brother who came to visit last time?" When did you come to Kasuga? Is it here to do something? Would you like to come into my house and sit down? β
ββ¦β¦ Well, Mrs. Nohara, in fact, we're here for your Godzilla this time......"
ββ¦β¦ Huh? Godzilla? β
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