Chapter 36

E: In response to yesterday's break, let me explain, first, I am not a full-time code farmer, I still have a job, and sometimes I am too busy to do anything, so I can only stop. Although I will try to explain it in advance, the world is unpredictable, and occasionally there will be situations where I can't catch up, so let's try to add more today.

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“…… Oh, it turns out that my little ash and small insects still have such a big background, and they are actually natural enemies? ”

In the living room of Nohara's house, while listening to the explanations of Wang Qiu, Doraemon, and Haruhi Suzumiya, Nohara Shinnosuke curiously stabbed the two "Muto" and one Godzilla called "Little Ash" in the iron cage with a wooden stick, until he provoked this miniature version of Godzilla to go berserk, angrily spewing out a small cloud of blue-white high-temperature rays, and instantly ignited the small wooden stick in flames.

“…… Yes, according to the movie setting of "Godzilla", Godzilla, who looks like a mutated dinosaur, feeds on radioactive materials as a staple food, and has organs in his body like an atomic furnace, which can generate huge heat energy on his own to sustain life. Muto, who looks like an insect, lives in the same environment as Godzilla, feeds on radioactive energy, and likes to parasitize Godzilla's body, known as the natural atomic furnace, to lay eggs, and eventually devour Godzilla. So from the birth of the race, Muto has had the fate of fighting Godzilla, and is a monster known as Godzilla's old enemy. ”

Yuki Nagato sat on her knees on the tatami mat, still with her paralyzed face, and replied expressionlessly, "...... The relationship between these two monsters is much worse than that of cats and dogs, and they should be regarded as mortal enemies among mortal enemies, and they will fight almost as soon as they meet. ”

“…… Hmm, no wonder when I picked them up in the fountain in the park before, they had only half a life left, but they still had to bite endlessly, so I brought them back and prepared my father to use them as a biological lighter......" Nohara Shinnosuke bit his fingers and frowned in thought, while muttering, "...... If you take it to the office and show it off to your colleagues, it will definitely be very stylish......"

“…… No, it's hard enough for us to raise a little white at home, where is the money to raise such a strange thing? ”

When the housewife Nohara Mei heard this, she immediately banged on the table and shouted, "...... And these things are so ugly, what if they sneak out and scare the neighbors' children? Even if it doesn't scare the children, it's not good to scare our guests and neighbors' cats and dogs, not to mention that this big lizard seems to breathe fire, and if it burns the things in the house, it will be even worse."

Hey, a monster of Godzilla's level, even if it's a shrunken version, shouldn't be treated like an abandoned cat like this

Well, I have to say that the Nohara family, who are accustomed to seeing all kinds of evil organizations and alien invaders, has an extraordinary way of thinking.

“…… With all due respect, Nohara Shinnosuke, none of these monsters can afford to raise - both Godzilla and Muto feed on radioactive materials, which means that their food has to be found in nuclear power plant reactors or nuclear warheads...... Not to mention that with the financial resources of ordinary people, they simply cannot afford to buy expensive nuclear fuel. Even if you can get a bunch of radioactive materials to feed the monsters at home, your house will immediately become a haunted house with fluorescent lights at night, and the whole family will suffer from fatal radiation sickness......"

Yuki Nagato continued to say calmly, "...... I am afraid that the entire city of Kasukabe will also become a nuclear-contaminated area, and it will become unsuitable for human habitation for decades......"

“…… Well, although I don't understand what you're talking about, young lady, I feel like they're really picky eaters."

Xiaoxin touched his nose and said, "No wonder I first fed them Xiaobai's dog food, and then gave them the green peppers left over from my lunch lunchbox, these three little things didn't smell it, but 'click, click, gnawed on my dad's luminous watch......"

“…… Leftover green peppers from a lunch box? Xiaoxin, are you picky eaters in kindergarten again at noon today, and refuse to eat green peppers? ”

Nohara Mei first stared at the apricot, then thought for a while, and suddenly became even more angry, "...... Wait, your dad's glow-in-the-dark watch? It was a gift sent by my father-in-law and mother-in-law to celebrate my fifth wedding anniversary with Hiroshi Hara."

She roared angrily as she clamped Xiaoxin's left and right temples with her two fists, "Are you itchy bastard again?" ”

“…… Oh oh help, the big demon king exploded Godzilla, don't hurry up and save the driver" Desperate Xiaoxin stretched out a hand for help to Godzilla in the cage, but Godzilla didn't even bother to look at him, which hit Xiaoxin's immature heart a lot.

All in all, after enduring a torture lesson of "beauty and fist", Nohara Shinnosuke's child finally obediently admitted his mistake and handed over the three miniature monsters he had just picked up from the park fountain to Doraemon and other "professionals" to dispose of.

And Comrade Doraemon, who has been completely in the eyes of money recently, naturally pawns the first way to deal with it.

“…… The grim reaper in the dirty rag robe last time was actually only five hundred hits, which was too cheap, and it was probably used as a scary toy. Now, if you change to a rare variety like Godzilla and Muto, you should be able to sell it for a better price."

Doraemon muttered as he took out the [Automatic Pawn Machine] from his dimensional pocket, "...... I hope there are tens of millions......"

“…… Huh? Can Little Ash and Little Worm still exchange money? Now, I picked them up, so you must treat them."

Nohara Shinnosuke's eyes lit up when he heard this, "...... I want to go to a western restaurant for steak and chocolate snacks and ice cream."

“…… Okay, okay, no problem, after selling these monsters, let's go eat the most high-end Matsusaka steak together......"

Doraemon casually agreed, while taking Godzilla out of the cage and stuffing it into the [automatic pawn machine]...... Then, in full view of everyone, he slowly spit out a 10,000 yen bill from the withdrawal mouth of the [automatic pawn machine] - this is the sale money of a shrunken version of Godzilla

Doraemon, who did not believe in evil, threw in two more "Muto" and spat out 5,000 yen each...... The total income was only 20,000 yen.

- Well, in the 22nd century, when children can concoct Pegasus and Shenlong with biological potions, Godzilla doesn't seem to be a very expensive store, let alone a shrunken version of Godzilla's little monster, and he doesn't even have the qualifications to be sent to Ultraman as a target......

But the question is, what about Matsusaka Steak, who just promised Shin-chan just a minute ago?

“…… Well...... Xiaoxin, look, I just sold it for such a small amount of money, I'm afraid I can't afford to eat Matsusaka steak, can I change it to conveyor sushi? ”

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