One hundred and forty-four immortals are alive
This guy is also interesting, he doesn't say what to do if you lose your money, but says that things are expensive, you don't have enough money, obviously have the meaning of contempt, not only do the people who eat not fight unevenly, but also a few secretly laugh, it seems that this person is not pretending to be one or two times, everyone has heard of him, just don't say it, now it's easy to leak the stuffing, and everyone is also looking at the mentality of jokes.
This person was stunned at first, he was not stupid, he couldn't hear what the guy meant, he turned over and over and pondered about it, and suddenly wowed, cried loudly, and scolded in his mouth: "That thing that lacks virtue and dies for eight generations who can't die with a thousand knives, actually dares to steal the uncle's money?" It doesn't matter if you steal money, Uncle doesn't care about this piece of three-cent, but let these bunnies watch the excitement on the side, let the bullshit fart, Uncle can stand it? Fucking asshole king eight lambs ......"
This person is still going to scold, and everyone is not happy to listen to it, and he is not a fool, can he still hear that he is referring to Sang scolding Huai, and scolding everyone by scolding the thief? I don't know who shouted: "This kid's mouth is not clean, everyone beat him!" As soon as the words fell, everyone rolled up their arms and sleeves, seeing that they were going to put a wall on this person and push it down.
At this time, Niu Erzhu and the others couldn't help but speak, this person's face was pale and pale, and he didn't look good at his usual body, if you punched me and kicked me, maybe he would be killed! Zhang Dejiang hurriedly squeezed into the crowd and shouted at everyone: "Old people, old people, look at the old man's face, forget it, he is also in a hurry to attack the heart of losing money, so it is not the place to speak, you are all knowledgeable people, why should you be as knowledgeable as him?" ”
As soon as everyone saw Zhang Dejiang's age, it was not easy to say anything else, besides, this place was also a big palm, they all knew each other, and it was too stiff and not good-looking, so they each stopped, but everyone didn't leave, they were still standing in place to watch the excitement, and the person saw that someone was persuading him to fight, and the commotion was even more fierce, just now he was still crying, but now he is rolling all over the ground, and the whole thing is like a shrew.
Half Xian'er frowned, big man, it's really a bit embarrassing to make such a fuss. Zhang Dejiang persuaded him tightly, but this person said that he couldn't get up, and the half-immortal also saw it, this person is not a good bird, and he is probably also a broken household, pretending to be an uncle here, so he has something to say: "This young man, don't cry in a hurry, old man, I have studied Zhou Yi, how much will account for two subjects, if you can stand up and talk well, I may be able to get your money back!" ”
This man was crying so hard just now, and when he heard that, he immediately stopped crying: "What's the matter? Do you know where my money is, old man? Then you have to sue me, otherwise I won't follow, and nothing else will be done, you have to give today's meal money! As soon as these words came out, someone in the crowd took a few sips, this Nima is too shameless, people are helping you, what the hell are you doing? Listening to you, are you lying to others?
The half-immortal was also a little angry, but he didn't care about it, stretched out his right hand and pinched it for a long time, and suddenly nodded: "This little brother, I have a sentence that you don't like to hear, you are a person, you can't survive the life of wealth, and you used to be a slave and a maid, but because of the bad life, this money is gone, and now it can be said that it is a family with four walls, and today's little money is not good, but I don't care how you got the money, just how he lost it, you because you can't save money, I didn't have the life to spend this money, so I couldn't save this little money in my hand, and no one stole it, God took it back, but it doesn't matter, you go to the restaurant and walk more than a hundred steps, dig down under a broken willow tree, and I keep you able to find the money! ”
After saying this, everyone can't take care of this kid, is there such a thing in the world? If this is really right, then won't you become a living immortal? Everyone was suspicious, and followed this kid out, and when he got to the place, he dug it, and sure enough, there were a few pieces of ocean in the pit, and it was only more than two dollars when it was full. Ghost Silent 144
Everyone took it all this time, this kid was happy, returned to the store around the half-immortal, there was a car of good words, everyone also came to the interest, surrounded the half-immortal and asked the east and west, the half-immortal was originally a hexagram on the odd accurate, and the current person did not refuse, as long as the thing asked did not involve the heavenly machine, it was all very detailed, this restaurant was full of people, in full swing, and suddenly became a hexagram restaurant.
The half-immortal was busy for a long time, and finally sent these people away. In the meantime, the owner who lost the money walked to the counter alone, talked to the shopkeeper for a long time, and didn't know what he had studied on the ground, probably to pay back the money, he was so useful, and there was no need to care about him now. Zhang Dejiang and Niu Erzhu and others persuaded everyone to leave, now is the most critical time, the four of them are ready to settle accounts and leave, if the bandits come up to stop them at this time, then this matter will be half the success.
A few people remained silent, stood up and wanted to leave, and sure enough, someone stood up and stopped, but it was not the bandit, but the shopkeeper in the store, and the shopkeeper had nothing else to do, and he asked for ten oceans when he opened his mouth, which scared Niu Erzhu and the others, what do you need to eat so much money?
As soon as he asked, the shopkeeper was also a little embarrassed, and told the truth, it turned out to be the scoundrel who lost the money, although he found the money, but did not settle the account, but put the account on the head of the half-fairy, not only that, this kid also gave twenty catties of sauce beef, ten roast chickens, the rest of the dried and fresh fruits, countless wines and dishes, of course, he didn't have to spend money, these were naturally counted on the heads of Niu Erzhu and others!
The half-immortal didn't say anything, but Niu Erzhu and Bu Facai didn't do it, this Nima is too shameless, Niu Erzhu didn't expect to be shameless, and there are more ruthless than him, but you can't blame the person who lost the money for this, and the shopkeeper is not authentic, you don't know what is going on in the store? You don't know if we know him? You still promised him credit? Isn't this obvious that the two of them colluded to bully strangers? Niu Erzhu slapped the table, pointed at the shopkeeper and scolded: "Fuck off, how many masters have you taken as fools?" Today, I will sue you, not only does Lao Tzu not spend this money, but he also doesn't give you what he eats, what can you do with the second master? The shopkeeper knew that he was wrong, but he relied on himself to be a local, and when it came to this, he couldn't be polite, and the old boy also slapped the table: "What do you say?" Don't give money? No way, I'll sue you today, honestly pay for it, you have to say another word, see it, there are more than 20 guys in the store, and one by one discount your dog legs! "Niu Erzhu Huo'er came up immediately, don't look at the big and young fights, but it's not difficult to deal with a few ordinary people. As soon as Da Shao rolled up his sleeves, he was about to make a move, when he heard the bandit behind him say: "I said Lao Wang, you are a little inauthentic, these few newcomers, you are bullying people like this?" We are all native to our hometown, and I can't let you suffer, Lao Tzu has a bowl of water, this account is on my head, I will pay you back when I have money in the future, what do you think? ”――by:87942204368064376|512――>