One hundred and forty-five bandits' distress
The shopkeeper looked at it, and it was the bandit who often ate and drank in vain who spoke, and his face changed at that time, and he deserved to be unlucky, he originally wanted to use this name to knock a bamboo pole, but in the end, the lost money took so many things in vain, because it was discussed in advance, it was impossible to ask for it from others, originally these people were fresh faces, and it was okay to slander them, but this bandit didn't know what was wrong today, and he took it down. If you don't want to put it aside, do you dare to go to the mountain?
The shopkeeper cried with a sad face, and went to the side to wipe his tears, just talking about Zhang Dejiang, he thought that the bandit had not spoken, but he saw the flaw, so he was not fooled, now I look, there is a door, this kid is going to take the bait! The half-immortal has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years, and he is also an old thief, so he immediately changed his appearance, and hugged his fist at the bandit: "This brother, thank you for speaking up, thanks to you today, otherwise our grandfather will ......"
The bandit also looked very bold at this time, and waved his big hand: "Old man, don't say anything when you see it, I can also see it, you are not an ordinary person, can ordinary people calculate hexagrams so accurately?" You must be a disguised worldly master, there is a way is the phoenix does not fall into the place of treasures, our poor mountains and mountains are not rare treasures, you come here to wander around, I don't know what to do! ”
Niu Erzhu and the others were shocked, they didn't expect this person to have so many eyes, this scene was fully acted, he still had some doubts in his words, in fact, the four of them thought too simply, although this bandit is not very good, grandma does not love uncle in the mountains, but after all, after so many years, all kinds of rivers and lakes have been seen, and the toss of half immortals and others has doubts in their hearts, thinking that these people are acting.
If it really goes on like this, the scheming of the four grandfathers will be in vain, but it just so happens that the object of Bu Facai's attack is a scoundrel, although the half-immortal is equivalent to helping him, but he is not only not grateful, but also has bad intentions, secretly colluding with the shopkeeper, pit four people, although Niu Erzhu and others are calculating, but I didn't expect this guy to be so shameless, Da Shao was so anxious, and he just played this role enough, and the bandit looked at it next to him, well, this is not fake, fake can't pretend to be so like, Besides, this group of people doesn't have such a trick.
It was precisely because of such an episode that the bandit dared to come up and talk, but even so, this kid was still not at ease, so he said such a call, wanting to see the reaction of Da Shao and others. Banxian'er is an old fritter, can you ask him to stop, he smiled indifferently at the time, and was about to speak, Niu Erzhu had an idea, and immediately took over the conversation: "Big brother, I can see it, you are a good person in this place, don't hide it, we are not ordinary people, and we can be regarded as running the rivers and lakes, because the grandfather is a little lonely when he walks the rivers and lakes, so he wants to find a mountain to be a backer!" ”
The bandit was stunned for a moment, looked these people up and down, and suddenly shook his head: "No, I don't see it, although you are full of rivers and lakes, but in your bones you don't seem to eat this mouthful, we are all thieves in our hometown, water thieves cross the river to make dogs plane, I think you are not on the line, but the eagle claw grandson of the six doors!" ”
The so-called six doors refer to the fast arrest of thieves and thieves in the government, which is the saying of the former Qing Dynasty, and there are not many people who understand this now. The eagle claw sun is better explained, it is the contempt of the people of the rivers and lakes for catching fast, these words are all old yellow calendars, not to mention laymen, even the hairy boys who have recently joined the rivers and lakes do not understand.
Niu Erzhu's heart moved, this guy's eyes are poisonous enough, although the guess is not entirely right, but it is almost the same, if the bandits on this mountain are so slippery, then it is over, this trip is in vain, not to mention that you can't go up the mountain, you have to die inside! At this time, you have to rely on the effort of the mouth, in other words, it is purely by flickering, if you say something wrong, today's things will be yellow.?? Ghost Silence 145
is a good cow Erzhu, in an instant, his brain turned, but he had an idea. Da Shao deliberately looked around, there were no idlers, so he lowered his voice, and pretended to be mysterious: "When it comes to this, there is nothing to hide, I see that you are also warm-hearted, so I have to tell the truth, we are deliberately disguised, because we committed a crime a year ago, and the official face is tight, and our grandfather has an axe ...... each person."
"Shut up!" The half-immortal saw that the fire was just right at this time, and he had to hurry up and stop a little bit, and recycle the words, otherwise he would say it too bluntly, but it would make people suspicious, and he only said half of the words, and he let him stop abruptly, which was easier to convince, and sure enough, Niu Erzhu was also a personal essence, as soon as he heard this, he immediately stopped, his face was full of remorse, and the half-immortal seized the opportunity and hugged his fist at the bandit: "Zhuangman, your kindness has been recorded by our father and son, the green mountains do not change, the green water flows for a long time, I want to see it in the future, and naturally there is a chance to repay it, A few of our grandfathers still have urgent matters, so I won't bother much! ”
After the half-immortal finished speaking, he immediately signaled Niu Erzhu to leave immediately. If the bandit didn't believe it at first, and then he was half-convinced, so that he believed more than half of it, then now he is convinced, this kid hurriedly smiled all over his face, and stretched out his hand to stop the servants: "Few, several, don't be in a hurry to leave, we are all green forest people, what can't you say?" In these years, who doesn't carry a few lives? This is nothing, you don't say it, I don't ask, but since you want to join the locks, there is one on this Baoyang Mountain, and the building near the water will get the moon first, why don't you go elsewhere? ”
Niu Erzhu and others wanted this sentence, at that time, half pushed and half on, they were pulled back by the bandits, when the three of them sat down, the bandits began to brag, saying that this broke through the sky how to be a corporal of courtesy, how to be righteous and thin, there are more than 10,000 bandits on Baoyang Mountain, all of them are heroes, even the Beiyang military and political fu are afraid of three points, anyway, it is a sentence, breaking through the sky is the real dragon Tianzi, Baoyang Mountain is Wagangzhai, Shuibo Liangshan!
Niu Erzhu smiled secretly in his heart, this is the right thing, now, the two of them have to express their eagerness to join the cottage, but they can't go too far, otherwise people will see the flaws. And judging from intuition, this kid is not a two-hundred-and-five, and he can't do anything that is unprofitable!
Sure enough, when it came to serious matters, this kid's fox tail leaked out, and this guy leaned back on the chair: "Oh, it stands to reason that you are all people with great skills, and if you want to join the gang, you have to hold it in your hands, but there is a rule in our cottage, and you may have heard that the brothers who have recently joined the gang have to take some meeting gifts, this is not our greed for money, I am really afraid that someone will deliberately pretend to be friends in the rivers and lakes and go undercover in the cottage, this ...... You get that, right? ”
The kid said as he gestured under the table, the gesture was obvious, he wanted to make some gain. Since Niu Erzhu and his children want to exterminate the cottage, they will definitely not care about these little money, at that time, Da Shao put it in his pocket, took out twenty yuan, and pushed it into the hands of the bandit: "Big brother, they are all bright people, I don't understand this rule, a little money, you keep selling a pair of socks to wear!" ”
The kid immediately smiled, and while stuffing the money into his arms, he nodded again and again: "I didn't say it, I didn't say it, I'll leave the matter of your grandfather to me, I'm also an old man in the cottage, and it still works to say something," the kid changed his words and began to talk about other things, "It's not a secret, brother, I have other things to ask for, it's not convenient to talk here, come with me first!" ”
Niu Erzhu and Zhang Banxian looked at each other, what kind of tricks did this kid play? But when it comes to this, it's impossible to retreat, and this guy has also collected the money, and he has said it, so he doesn't think he will think of other crooked ideas. Half Immortal and Niu Erzhu were cautious, and as this guy went out, they didn't go far, and they saw Wang Yaqiao and Bu Facai coming over, and Da Shao quietly gestured, asking them to follow behind first, don't come over yet.
This kid came out of the restaurant, of course, he didn't pay a penny, and no one dared to ask him for money, he didn't go far, and when he got to a place where there was no one, this kid looked left and right, and then he dared to speak: "Few, to be honest, it's not that I'm black, this is the rule of the cottage, I have to confiscate the money when I go back, but we are all going to the rivers and lakes, and the money is put aside, the reason why I pulled a few people here to talk is because there is something to ask for, how can I say this, don't say dark words in front of the Ming, my house is haunted!" ”
Niu Erzhu and the half-immortal were shocked when they heard it, what did they say, haunted? How can you encounter this kind of thing everywhere? This kid even changed his face when he said this, and his voice was lowered: "Don't hide it, I just asked for a wife in the past two days, this girl is small, I didn't say anything, but it's the same, it's an evil bone, specializing in recruiting those things that are not clean, since she entered the door, my house has not stopped, I can also see it, you are all people with great skills, now that we have met, I will beg a few of you to help my mother-in-law exorcise evil spirits?" Niu Erzhu and the half-immortal were dumbfounded, no one thought that this bandit would be married, and it was also retribution, marrying a daughter-in-law turned out to be an evil bone! This evil bone is actually a common name among the folk, referring to a person or weak body, easy to provoke things that are not clean, or born psychic, different from ordinary people, anyway, everywhere is haunted by ghosts, Niu Erzhu is actually an evil bone, but he is because of the evil fate of his previous life, some people are not, they provoke evil things for no other reason, that is, because it is easy to attract the attention of ghosts, just like the smell of blood is naturally easy to attract flies! But this is also a good thing, since there is such a layer, it will be easier to go up the mountain and join the gang if his business is solved. Thinking of this, the half-immortal nodded slightly: "Cheng, no problem, we are all brothers in the rivers and lakes, this little thing, naturally we can't help it!" ”――by:87942204368064376|513――>