My name is Xiao Wu, and I am the first beautiful girl in the universe who is smart, cute and invincible, kind and down-to-earth, honest and stupid.

A girl like me, like the heroine of a Mary Sue novel, naturally has mastered all kinds of powerful and invincible techniques. In the case of cooking rice, my chef is Mr. Carlos Angeles, the top chef of Shangri-La's headquarters hotel. I studied cooking with him for half a year, and I can say that I have learned a lot of cooking skills. Later, on the day I left the school, Mr. Carlos A. had eaten the food I had cooked, and suddenly somehow, probably in excitement, fainted, and I never saw him wake up anyway. Even the moment he was put in the coffin, I didn't see him wake up.

Maybe I made it so delicious that he didn't want to sober up from the deliciousness. I can understand his thoughts, and I'm grateful to him.

From that day on, I sealed my cooking skills because I was afraid that something like this would happen to someone else. As much as I love it when people revel in the food I make, I don't want them to leave me again.

But today! I decided to break that seal! Because I'm going to cook for Li He!

I've got my true love powder ready and put it in the meal, I'm going to make him completely excited, I'm going to make him tear my clothes...... Woo ho

Ahh......h Li River, you can't touch it...... Ahh......h You've always loved this, haven't you...... Satyr, pervert, big pervert!

I rolled on the couch in excitement and ended up falling to the ground. This doesn't work, Guan is imagination will let it be like this, what if Li He really does something to me at that time......

The most important thing is that now Cao Xin and Sun Qimeng are living in the Li family, as long as I succeed, today and the whole night will be the world of two people between me and Li He!

I excitedly made four dishes and bought a bottle of red wine. Of course, every dish here has been added by me to the true love powder, everything is ready, as long as Li He comes, I can succeed!

I sat on the sofa and waited quietly, Li He promised to have supper with me, and he would definitely come......

Eight o'clock...... I'm so excited, so much looking forward to it.

Eight o'clock and one second, strange, why didn't Li He come yet......

At 8:02, will he forget about the appointment with me? Probably not, Li He will never lie to me!

At eight and three seconds, he must have fallen in love with another woman! He's a slut! Slut!

8:04 seconds......

"Ding-dong."

Suddenly the doorbell rang outside, it was Li He coming!

I excitedly put on my slippers and ran happily towards the Li River. When I got to the door, I was a little scared. Now I am a lonely man and a widow, if as soon as I open the door, Li He suddenly rushes in and what will I do......

This...... It's still in the hall! Although it feels so exciting, this is the first time for me and Li He, and it has to be the romantic kind!

I tidied up my clothes, then opened the door, and Li He...... Li He......

"Huh?"

I looked at the person standing at the door blankly, and said angrily: "Zhao Liang, why did you die here?" ”

"Huh? I just happened to be passing by here, and I stopped by to see if there was anyone. Zhao Liang said with a smile.

"Oh, now you're sure there's someone, right? I'm not going to invite you in for a cup of tea, get out! ”

I slammed the door shut, then went back to the couch and sat quietly. Damn, I thought it would be Li He coming back, but I didn't expect it to be a fool coming. I haven't liked Zhao Liang very much, this kid is too close to Li He, what if he turns Li He into a comrade!

Li Ha is mine and Sister Hong's!

If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't beat Sister Hong, Li He would definitely be mine alone!

That's not right...... If you think about it carefully, I can't beat Cao Xin, does it mean that Li He is me, Sister Hong and Cao Xin?

"Ding-dong."

At this time, the doorbell suddenly rang outside again, and I ran towards the door excitedly, and after opening the door, it was Li He standing at the door!

Ahh He's here, and now he's a lonely man, is he going to rush in and hug me? Is he going to tear my skirt?

"I hate Li He, you big pervert!" I screamed shyly and slapped him in the face.

"Bang."

Li He grabbed my hand, and he said flatly, "I'm starting to have boring fantasies again?" Alright, are you ready for supper? ”

I quickly regained consciousness, took Li He's hand and walked inside, and grinned: "I made my own meal today, and I guarantee that you will like it very much." ”

"Oh?"

Li He glanced at me with some surprise, and then smiled: "Yes, last time I heard that you went to learn cooking for a while, and I have been waiting for you to cook for us, but you are never happy." Well, I'm going to have to take a good look at it today. ”

I pulled Li He to sit at the dinner table, then pointed to the four dishes on the table, and grinned: "Look, I know you like to eat meat, and all four dishes have meat." ”

Li He glanced at the food, then pointed to the first course and asked me, "What is this black thing?" ”

"Pork rib......s stewed with ashes," I explained, "don't you like to smoke the most?" Here are the pork ribs made from the ashes of your cigarette butts that you left here in the past, and I've wasted a lot of energy. You see, I'm thinking about you. ”

Li He said flatly: "What about the second way? What's that red soup? If you tell Lao Tzu that it is an aunt's stewed pork ribs, Lao Tzu will immediately slap you in the face. ”

"Nasty!"

I patted Li He on the shoulder and said unhappily, "How could it be that disgusting thing?" It's the blood that comes out after cutting the arteries of the people, and I've mixed some chili powder into it, so I'm sure you'll love it. ”

"Huh."

Li He stood up suddenly, and he said, "Let's go eat outside." ”

I glared: "How can that be done!" ”

If I go out to eat, won't my true love fans be wasted? In that case, how can I let Li He pounce on me! No, absolutely not, you can't eat out!

"Then you have a glass of wine first......" I poured Li He a glass of wine and said seriously, "I have been feeling sad about something recently, and I want to tell you about it." ”

Li He picked up the wine glass and said lightly: "Sad thing, no pocket money to spend?" ”

"It's a problem, but it's not the main ......" I gritted my teeth and swallowed my excitement, "I think you have that and that ...... for me"

"Gah?"

Li He put down his wine glass and wondered, "What is that?" ”

"That's it......" I grabbed Li He's hand, put it on my chest at once, and said seriously, "Can you feel my heart racing!?" ”

He nodded, "Yes." ”

I didn't care so much for a while, and hurriedly said, "I want you to pounce on me!" I want you to press me against the clear glass on the top floor of the building, and I want you to take me to the basement and imprison me! ”

Li He looked at me with complicated eyes, he touched my forehead, and then sighed: "Xiao Wu, what should I say...... All along, your brain is not very good, I think it's because I've watched too many bubble dramas. You don't even have to think about this kind of thing. ”

I said angrily, "Why? ”

He shrugged his shoulders and said, "Because I'm already someone who has a girlfriend." ”

Someone who has a girlfriend......

Girlfriend guy up......

Girlfriend......

I felt a wave of anger in my heart for no reason, and in anger, I stood up and slapped Li He in the face!

"Smack!"

Maybe it was because I was too sudden, and Li He didn't react. He covered his face, looked at me suspiciously, and wondered, "What are you doing?" ”

"Someone who has a girlfriend ......"

I read this sentence softly, and somehow, I felt my heart ache.

"But it's clear...... But Mingming...... I muttered, my eyes moistened for some reason, "but Mingming, I was the first to know you......"

I wiped my tears weakly and cried: "You don't want to be with me, why do you want to take me with you; You don't want to be with me, why do you still hold me to sleep; You don't want to be with me, why do you hug me often; You don't want to be with me, what brother and sister or something, you tease me thousands of times, and finally tell me not to be with me......"

Li He didn't speak, he looked into my eyes calmly, I only felt more and more wronged, and the past things were reappearing in my heart.

What does it mean to have a girlfriend......

"Obviously, every time, it was you who came to provoke me first, you took the initiative to tease me first, and it was you who didn't say anything to me, just with Sister Mingyi. It's all you, and you didn't say hello, so you were with Sister Hong. I'm like a fool, I do whatever you say. People say I'm a slut, that I'm entangled with a married man, but it's clear that you start first every time...... Li He, you always enjoy having an affair with other women, but you are never responsible, you are a scumbag! ”

I cried and scolded Li He, I don't know why, maybe it was because it was a bit similar to a confession at the beginning, but it was rejected like this, and my mood became very flustered.

"Bang."

Suddenly, Li He put down the wine glass, he took my hand, looked at me and said to me very affectionately: "Xiao Wu, I can understand what you mean, you want to say that you are like a canary, like a lover." Indeed, you are the one who accompanied me from the beginning, and you are also the one who resolutely follows me every time it is difficult. I have wronged you, in this case, then...... Pocket money doubled tenfold, happy? ”

Ga?

I looked at Li He in disbelief, then covered my mouth and said in surprise, "Really...... It's true? ”

"I kid you not." He nodded.

I immediately threw myself into Li He's arms excitedly and said excitedly: "Ahhhhh ”

He smiled, and suddenly he hugged me and picked me up all at once. I was surprised: "What do you do?" ”

"You're right about some things...... Li He walked into the room with me in his arms, he threw me on the bed, gently pressed me against me, and said gently, "I'm really a scumbag, wandering between you, making you wait for me, but never responsible...... In that case......"

He suddenly put his hand into my clothes, and in an instant, my heart began to beat wildly, and before I could react, my little underwear was suddenly torn apart!

Ahh Why shredd! Why not take it off! When did Li He become so rough!

"Tick."

At this moment, suddenly a drop of blood dripped on my face, I hurriedly looked into Li He's eyes, but found that it was bright red, and immediately exclaimed: "You are not the real Li He!" You're that Lee Ha! You're that evil Lee Ha! You've been lying to me! ”

"Be gentle, he's looking at you in my head......" He took off his shirt and sneered, "I encountered something unhappy today, and I woke up from this waste body, but fortunately, that Li Guangfei was still smart, and took the initiative to apologize and invite dinner." Little girl, believe me, with Li He's character, she will be responsible. Who else are you talking about? Cao Xin: Right? In a while, Lao Tzu will go and conquer her. You don't have to be too grateful, call me Lei Feng, I can only help you get here......"

I clutched at the sheets as I suddenly felt a tearing pain in my lower body......

True Love Fans...... You don't need that kind of thing at all!