Li He became the young head of the Li family!

The news spread to all the high-level leaders of the Daoist world within an hour, and the Tiger Riding Sect produced a collection of poems praising Li He overnight, which was completely different from the collection of poems back then.

The poetry collection of that year was the pain of Li He's life. Especially the sentence in it, "Persuade you to touch Wenzhou people less, Li He is a Wenzhou dog." ”

At that time, not only did Li He scold, but even Li He's hometown was also hacked.

Today's poetry collection is full of positive energy.

Wenzhou is good, people are good, Li He is a good man.

Learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds, not as many times as Li He thousands of times.

Study hard, make progress every day, and take Li He as an example.

Li He read the poetry collection in his hand, then put it on the table, and said to Zhao Liang helplessly: "Can this kind of poetry collection really praise my merits?" ”

Zhao Liang said seriously: "You should remember that people only remember the kind of songs when they were young. Because the songs are so good to listen to and remember, this time I found the best kindergarten teacher in the country and asked her to write a poetry collection. How to say, I'm in love with this poem now. ”

"Zhao Liang, if you talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll kill you?"

"Then how about this...... Xiao Wu took a book of poems and said, "This is a collection of poems given by the little nanny of the Tiger Riding Sect, she used to be the champion of liberal arts in Jiangsu Province, maybe you will be interested." ”

Li He picked up the poetry book suspiciously, looked at it, and immediately shook his body.

"The east is adjacent to the Jieshi to view the sea. Water He ......"

"Isn't this blatant plagiarism!? How did you get this liberal arts champion? Li He said angrily.

Xiao Wu said helplessly: "Today's students are like this, they memorize the knowledge in the books very well, but they lack creativity. ”

"Come on, let's just this poetry collection......" Li He reluctantly threw away the poetry collection, and then said, "There are still two hours, Sister Hong will be able to return to the underworld, and I will ask her when the time comes, who is so bold as to dare to kidnap our people from the Yin Yang Pavilion." ”

Zhao Liang nodded and said, "That's what I said, I had too much fun in the nightclub in the past two days, and I forgot that the two of them were kidnapped." ”

"Can you focus on emotional ......" Li He said angrily, "Be careful recently, I just became the young head of the Li family, and Li Hongpao must be unhappy." I guess according to his character, he is likely to do something secretly. ”

Cao Xin sneered: "Li Hongpao has always let Li Guangfei be the young head of the family, and now that the master is in charge, maybe he will give the master small shoes to wear." ”

"Then don't worry about ......"

Zhao Liang glanced at Li He and said lightly: "If he is wronged, then the Li family will be gone." Li He has always been like this, others treat him well, and he returns it twice; When someone hits him in the face, he pays it back tenfold. ”

When people heard it, they really didn't have to worry too much about Li He.

And at this moment, in Li Hongpao's mansion, the pot has exploded.

"Bang!"

Li Hongpao slapped the table fiercely, and said angrily: "I didn't expect Li He to be able to realize the Tao successfully and take over the position of the young family master." I am 10,000 reluctant, but I have to do what my ancestors commanded. If this continues, Guangfei's status will definitely plummet......"

"It's already plummeted...... Li Guangfei gritted his teeth and said, "Those little brothers on weekdays now look ugly at me one by one, as if they are uncles." In particular, there are quite a few people who have disowned me. Dad, I can't stand this anger. ”

Li Hongpao took a deep breath, and he said: "Naturally, I won't let you be angry, but Li He is indeed the young head of the family now, which no one can deny." As long as you have him for a day, you will never be the young head of the Li family. ”

Li Guangfei's eyes lit up: "Dad, what do you mean ......?"

"Hmm......" Li Hongpao nodded, "Li He, you can't stay." ”

"So what do we do? If you kill Li He now, it will definitely cause a lot of trouble. Everyone will definitely think that Li He was killed by us. Li Guangfei said.

"No, it's best to kill now...... Li Hongpao gritted his teeth, "Even if people know that Li He was killed by us?" Could it be that they dare to kill the Li family? In this way, the Tiger Riding Sect will really be seriously injured, and my Li family is not afraid of the Tiger Riding Sect. On the contrary, if the time drags on for a long time, and Li He develops his own power in the Li family, it will really not be good. ”

He took out a packet of white powder from his pocket and whispered, "This is the Soul Destroying Scatter, the treasure of my Li family, passed down from generation to generation. Colorless and odorless, absolutely no one can find out. As long as Li He tastes a little bit, it will definitely make his soul fly. ”

Li Guangfei was overjoyed: "Then let's find an opportunity to let Li He eat the Soul Destroying Scatter." I went to invite Li He to dinner, and I said that I really couldn't stand him a few days ago, what do you think? ”

Li Hongpao thought for a while, and then said: "If you can't go, according to Li He's character, he will definitely squeeze you out at the dinner table, and then say that he doesn't want to use chopsticks at all for the meal you invited." ”

Li Guangfei was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "It's really possible that this is the case, Li He is the most sassy person I have ever seen." ”

"I have a very good candidate...... Li Hongpao said with a smile, "There is a very suitable person by Li He's side." ”

"Who?"

"Xiao Wu."

"How is this possible...... Li Guangfei said in surprise, "It has been said in many sources that Xiao Wu is one of the most important people in Li He. With her relationship with Li He, it is impossible to help us poison. ”

"What if...... She didn't know it was poison. ”

"Huh?"

Li Hongpao waved his hand and said: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, you go to Li He for dinner first, admit your mistake to him, and say that you have a brain pump, and you dare to kidnap the people around him." Fortunately, you didn't do anything to those two women, and Li He shouldn't have killed you. ”

"Good! I'll go! ”

……

On the street at dusk, Xiao Wu carried a large bag and walked happily on the street. She bought all the new clothes that had just been put on the market today, and whenever this time came, Xiao Wu would go home and change them, and then take pictures in various poses and send them to Li He to see.

As she was walking, Xiao Wu suddenly noticed that a stall in front of her that she had never seen before appeared, and there was a signboard hanging in front of the stall.

"True Love Fan ......"

Xiao Wu read out the name of the signboard suspiciously, she walked to the stall and said curiously, "You true fan, what is it?" ”

"Sneer......" The stall owner, a middle-aged man who was not good-looking, said, "This thing is very wonderful, as long as you sprinkle a little bit in the drink or food, and give it to the man you like, then he will fall in love with you uncontrollably, and then ......"

Xiao Wu's face turned red suddenly, and she hurriedly asked, "Then what?" ”

The stall owner smiled: "Then I can't help but make a child with you......"

"Oh my God!"

Xiao Wu exclaimed, and then picked up a porcelain vase with love, and she was pleasantly surprised: "How much do you want to hold?" ”

"A little bit is enough." The stall owner laughed.

Xiao Wu asked suspiciously, "Is it useful to spill it in any drink?" ”

The stall owner nodded, "Of course, any drink will work." If it's useless, you just come to me for compensation, and pay ten for one! ”

"Is it OK to put it in sulfuric acid?"

"Huh? Why is it in sulfuric acid? The man exclaimed.

Xiao Wu said seriously: "My family always thinks that Sprite Coke is not exciting enough, so he likes to drink iced sulfuric acid, so is it useful to put it in sulfuric acid?" ”

The stall owner scolded: "Are you a man or a human bastard!" If you put it in sulfuric acid, it will definitely be useless! The efficacy of the medicine has been corroded! You can put it in other drinks, like orange juice or something, don't you men drink orange juice? ”

Xiao Wu thought about it carefully and said, "He likes to drink liquor. ”

"Look, that's right...... said the stall owner seriously, "you can buy a bottle of liquor, buy a bunch of food, and say you want to eat with him." Once he's drunk that glass of true love powder, you're ready to undress. ”

Xiao Wu covered her face excitedly, and she hurriedly said, "Can I try it?" ”

The stall owner shook his head and said, "This is not good, this thing can only be used by men, and if it is used by women, it will have terrible consequences." ”

"What consequences?" Xiao Wu asked.

"That's it...... It will make you grow gherkins. ”

"That's amazing!"

Xiao Wu picked up a bottle of true love powder, and then asked, "How much?" ”

"Seeing that you and I are destined, I will sell you ninety-nine yuan."

Xiao Wu generously threw out a hundred yuan, and said heroically: "Don't look for it." ”

She couldn't put it down, and when she got home, she immediately carefully hid the porcelain vase, and then called Li He.

"Hey......" was quickly connected.

"Li He, let's eat together." Xiao Wu said happily.

"Not now," Li He said...... "There is a brain-dead who has offended me and is inviting me to dinner to make amends." Feed! Pour wine well, do you pour wine like this? Believe it or not, I cut you? ”

Li Guangfei's voice came from the other end of the phone: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”

Li He scolded a few more words, and then said, "Why don't you come over and eat with us, there are quite a lot of people, and the dishes are good." ”

Xiao Wu was stunned for a moment, there were quite a lot of people......

Then if she used true love powder on Li He, wouldn't Li He just tear her clothes in front of so many people?

And then it will be like that......

"Hate, Li He!" Xiao Wu scolded shyly, "You're such a pervert, I won't go over!" Eat it yourself! I hate you! Ahh In the evening, we will go to have supper, and we are not allowed to refuse, otherwise we will ignore you again! ”

Li He hung up the phone in confusion, he scratched the back of his head: "Neurotic." ”

Qingyang asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with Xiao Wu?" ”

"Who knows......" Li He shrugged his shoulders, "her mind has always been abnormal, continue to eat, but I want to eat less, and accompany her for supper at night." ”