In the middle of the road is a huge ceramic tube, which attracts the eyes of passers-by. And from the jar came the whispering voices of several people, at this time the jar hid Gintoki, Shinpachi and Kagura, no one knew what these three people were doing, it seemed that they were waiting for something, passers-by looked at the three people inside with very strange eyes, but the three of them didn't care at all.

"Anyway, that's fine, right? Although it is a type of octopus, the cosmic octopus is different from the earth octopus, right? And this solution was the first to come up with it, didn't you say that only stupid people will be fooled? Shinpachi looked at Yinshi and said helplessly, saying that he was thinking that even if he wanted to catch an octopus, why did he have to come in and wait outside?

"The cosmic octopus is also an octopus, as long as this octopus is not as smart as you, it will definitely be fooled, and the octopus is all creatures that like jars, so we just have to wait." Yinshi nodded and said confidently, looking very proud, what are the three of them looking for here? Cosmic octopus? What's that?

"You're laughing at me, aren't you? What do you mean as long as an octopus is not as smart as me?! ”

"Don't care, don't care, if you care too much about this kind of thing, it will make women hate, no wonder you are still a virgin." Kagura squinted her eyes with an inexplicable smile on her face.

"Hey, we're just looking for pets, what does it have to do with whether I'm a virgin?! Moreover, my heart and body belong only to Miss Atong, and the other women are separated from me! The three of them didn't know why, and the conversation came to this kind of topic, and at this time, there was a voice from outside the jar that the three of them were very familiar with, or rather did not want to hear.

"What are you three idiots doing? When pickles? Do you need me to pour some soy sauce and sprinkle some salt for you? Lei Zhe leaned against the edge of the jar, holding a cigarette pouch in his hand and said with a smile, seeing that the three of them noticed that their tank tops were shining, even Kagura and Shinpachi knew what kind of person Lei Zhe was recently, and nothing good would happen to this guy as long as he laughed.

"The Prodigal Son knows that he is coming home? Which girl are you going to scourge today? We worked hard when you were looking for Huā and asking Liu outside, ah, ah, this damn hierarchical society, why is it that people like me who work so hard are always unlucky, but you, a local tyrant, are so relaxed? As long as he saw Lei Zhe, Yinshi couldn't help but complain, this bastard disappeared early in the morning and didn't appear until now, although he never asked him about things, but he always felt that this bastard had something to hide from him, which made him very unhappy, because he had no secrets to him, but Lei Zhe always kept it a secret from himself.

"Well, are you envious? What the hell are you doing? Hiding here wouldn't be for fun, would it? Is it work? Lei Zhe no longer talked nonsense with Yinshi, and asked seriously, the only way to make Yinshi and the three of them hide here is work.

Then Shinpachi told Lei Zhe what happened, it turned out that the three of them were invited by the immigration bureau to find an octopus pet lost by Prince Yangxing, and there was no result from the morning until now, so the three of them thought that if it was an octopus, they would like the jar, right? So the three of them found a jar and placed it here, waiting for the other party to come to the door and wait for the rabbit.

"Octopus? What does an octopus look like? Lei Zhe was stunned at first, and then asked with a smile.

"Powder, big eyes, it's disgusting anyway." Yinshi waved his hand and said impatiently, and then he continued: "You prodigal son, don't disturb our work here, go, go home and sleep, I won't give you a cent of the money I earned this time, I am finally a local tyrant, hahahaha." ”

There was a wild smile from the jar, Lei Zhe rubbed his chin with a cigarette pouch, only a weird smile on his face, and then he turned around and left, and after seeing him leave, Xinba was a little worried and said, "Is it appropriate to let Lei Sang go like this?" Although he is very dark and S, wouldn't he be sad if you say that? ”

"Don't care, don't care, how can a heartless person like him be angry, hehe, this time I can finally raise my eyebrows, finally have money, this time I have to pay back all the rent to that old monster, and then, hehe......" Yinshi smiled very obscenely.

"I want vinegar kelp, vinegar kelp, lots and lots of vinegar kelp." Kagura is also looking forward to what will happen next, and the two are trapped in their own YY world, and only Shinpachi is still sober.

The tentacles of the powder sè drilled into the jar from the outside of the jar, not to mention letting the three of them méng by the way, that octopus is really an octopus, whether it is from the universe or the earth, they like jars, just when a few people were discussing what to do next, this octopus got into the jar, looked at the three of them with yellow sè eyes on a big face, and made a weird cry. ,

"Ahh Gintoki asked.

"Bass, bass!" Shinpachi exclaimed, he didn't expect to really attract this octopus.

Just when the three of them were making a fuss, Lei Zhe appeared again, he looked at the three people in the jar and an octopus, and said with a smile: "It seems that you have caught it, you have worked hard, and the rest will be left to me, and I will deliver the goods to the guests." After saying that, he put a lid on the mouth of the jar and directly locked the three of them inside along with the octopus.

"Ah, bastard, what are you going to do, don't cover it! Ah, where are you bastard octopus, help, Lei Zhe I was wrong, open the jar and let me out! I don't want to be locked up with an octopus! ”

"Wow, it's disgusting, it's disgusting, what are you going to do, we're not octopus, don't seal the jar!"

"Where are you sè octopus in mō! Want to die?! ”

"It hurts, that's my hand!" Lei Zhe listened to the messy jar, tied it with a rope, and didn't listen to the screams of the three people inside, until finally he shouted at the jar: "What are you talking about? I can't hear you?

There are always a little problems when you're older, so forgive me! ”

"Ah, bastard, I'm going to kill you when I go out, I swear, I'm not done with you this time!

Hey, you stinky octopus, where are you in mō?! That place can't be mō, can't be mō, don't go in, ah, stop, stop, that kind of place can't be, can't do," Yinshi cried, and finally made a very chilling sound.

"Huh? Looks like you're getting along pretty well? Children will inevitably be lonely, so the four of you will be companions for the time being. After Lei Zhe finished speaking, he actually picked up a huge ceramic jar with one hand, knowing that there were three people and an octopus inside, and the weight seemed to him to be the same.

"Is the idiot prince of the central country? It's easy to know where you're going. Lei Zhe muttered to himself, and then walked towards the embassy with a huge jar on his back, and the screaming in the jar behind him never stopped, and even the sound of something making people blush.

Putting the jar on the ground, Lei Zhe said to the prince of the central country and the director of the Immigration Bureau, Hasegawa Taizo! "What you are looking for is here, what about the money Hasegawa pushed his sunglasses, looked at the strange man in front of him and said, "Who are you?" ”

"Lei Zhe, the second boss of Wanshiwu, pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other, the pet you want is inside, how can you rest assured that Wanshiwu will do things?" Lei Zhe smiled, and at this time the jar became very quiet, and he didn't know what was going on.

Hasegawa looked at Lei Zhe, and finally threw the suitcase at his feet to him, Lei Zhe took it and opened it to see, there was indeed a lot of money in it, this should be the reward, right?

Nodding, anyway, Lei Zhe is not a child, how much money do they have to deal with each other, and then he raised his foot and kicked on the jar, and the powerful force made the jar shatter into pieces in an instant, and then the four creatures fell to the ground, namely the disheveled Gintoki, Kagura, Shinpachi, and the cosmic octopus bass with more air and less air.

The three people who fell to the ground coughed desperately, Yinshi vomited frantically, he raised his head to look at Lei Zhe, and there was only anger on his face: "Bastard, I'm going to kill you, vomit" He vomited again before he finished speaking, and he didn't know what was going on inside.

And Shinba kept saying: "Miss Atong, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm ,..."

As for Kagura, the girl of the Night Rabbit Clan kept saying, "I can't get married." "That's the case.

"This is?!" Hasegawa asked with some surprise, and Lei Zhe smiled at him: "The goods you won't want to know about are delivered, although they are a little different, but they are still alive, that's all." After Lei Zhe finished speaking, he turned around and left, and when he fell to the ground, Yinshi was still spitting and screaming at him.

The relieved Silver got up from the ground, first stared at Lei Zhe who was leaving, and then looked at Hasegawa and said, "Things are delivered, where is the money?!" "Isn't it just for money to go through so many unbearable things? As long as you get the money, you will find that bastard to take revenge this time, and you will take revenge on him for whatever you say.

"Money? The money has already been given to that person, isn't he also a member of the House of Everything? Okay, there's nothing you need to do here, so let's go. Hasegawa waved his hand to let a few people leave quickly, after all, this kind of thing is not glorious, and it is better to have less irrelevant personnel involved.

"What? You actually gave the money to that bastard?! Gintoki was stunned for a moment after hearing Hasegawa's words, then grabbed his collar and said with a distorted expression, and then he laughed as if he was broken: "Hehe, I didn't get the last penny, I was robbed by that vampire, hehe, we paid so much, and after suffering that kind of [beep...] [beep], we didn't get anything, hehe, it's all your fault, your fault, your fault!" ”,

Not only Ginshi, but even Kagura and Shinpachi went berserk, and the two staggered to their feet, Shinpachi pushed down his glasses and said, "My body is no longer pure, Miss Atong, I'm sorry, in that case, let me do something with this dirty body, it's not me who is wrong, it's the world"

"Dad, Mom, Kagura can't get married, Kagura can't find a golden beetle son-in-law, what should I do, what should I do? Hey, hey, hey" Kagura also became very abnormal, her eyes became red and bloodshot.

Whose fault is it and whose fault is this?

The eyes of the three people collectively looked at Lei Zhe, and Lei Zhe, who was leaving, felt the murderous gaze of the three people, stopped and turned around, looked at the three of them and said with a smile: "Ahhhhhh ”

This bastard, this bastard, this bastard......

But in the end, the three people all held back, because they knew that it would definitely not end well to seek revenge on Lei Zhe, this smiling Zhengtai-faced bastard was not something they could deal with at all, patience, patience, sooner or later one day they would find this revenge, but now there are other people besides this bastard who can take revenge.

Eyes moved, and the three of them looked at the octopus, and it was this bastard who used his tentacles to [beep] [beep] and then [beep] again!

Killed, no, ate this bastard octopus, this octopus, this octopus!

"Give me death!"

The three of them shouted almost at the same time, and when they pounced on the octopus and the prince of Yang who was holding the octopus, the three of them looked like man-eating beasts, as if they were going to turn the cosmic octopus and the idiot prince of Yang Kingdom into pieces!

"What are you going to do?!" Hasegawa stood in front of Prince Yang, but Yinshi kicked him in the face and kicked him away, and Yinshi said with a distorted expression: "If you dare to stop me, I will kill you, I am going to eat this octopus, no, no, kill him, kill him!" ”

Yinshi obviously thinks this octopus is someone, and he wants to explode all his resentment on this octopus, and he has to [beep] and then [beep] and then [beep] to get rid of it.........

"Kagura, make a fire for me, Shinpachi, go buy soy sauce, today we will eat boiled octopus!" Yinshi grabbed the octopus, the corners of his mouth twitched constantly, his expression and smile were as distorted as he wanted, and as much as he was broken, how could he be Yinshi's opponent although the idiot prince of the central country was blocked, but the octopus was snatched away by Yinshi and thrown into the boiling water, and the three of them squatted next to the cauldron like man-eating ghosts, and their whole faces became abnormal.

"Eat him, eat this bastard, this vampire, this monster" Yinshi looked at the octopus and said, his words made Lei Zhe scratch his head, did he go too far?

By the way, this bastard will also know guilt? Sure enough, in less than two seconds, Lei Zhe threw this guilt out of his head, because he now felt very happy, very satisfied, and very comfortable As a result, something unexpected happened, the octopus in the boiling water actually expanded rapidly, and it became huge in an instant, it turned out that the environment in which this octopus lived was very high, and if hot water was poured on its body, it would return to its original appearance.

Watching the octopus who had turned into a monster, Gintoki and the others waking up from their madness, their expressions became solemn, and they knew that they had caused trouble this time, and if they let this octopus run on the road, the consequences would be unimaginable.

"Oh yes, this is really, what should I say, you are in trouble again." Lei Zhe felt that this matter was getting more and more interesting, and sure enough, there would be no lack of fun by Yinshi's side, and this time it was the same.

"Yinshi, I am responsible for my own troubles." I don't have any consciousness at all, and I don't want to think about whose fault it is, anyway, it's still the same sentence, and now Lei Zhe is very happy and satisfied.........

His happiness is built on Yinshi's body!