Chapter 16: The Stolen
Seeing that these two pairs of chopsticks were still playfully fighting, Wang Buer was suddenly depressed and shook his head helplessly. Suddenly, he used his chopsticks, quickly blocked and pressed two pairs of chopsticks on the table.
With a smile on his face, he said to Wang Youcai and Chen Po: "Master, mother-in-law, I'll pick up vegetables for the two of you, and you two elders can stop for a while." ”
Wang Youcai and Chen Po saw that their chopsticks were blocked. In front of the disciples. The two of them couldn't earn any longer, glared at each other, snorted, and each withdrew their chopsticks.
Seeing this, Wang Buer hurriedly stood up, smiled with a face, and used chopsticks to hold some kimchi and peanuts to the old Taoist priest, and said with a smile: "Master, this is your favorite pickled cabbage and peanuts!" ”
Wang Youcai snorted, glared at Chen Po opposite, and he began to eat.
Wang Buer smiled, and put some tofu ru and kimchi into Chen's bowl, and said with a smile: "Mother-in-law, this is the tofu ru and kimchi you like to eat!" ”
"It's still not a good thing, I remember that my mother-in-law likes to eat these! Hehe! Chen Po praised happily, she also glared at Wang Youcai, and then began to eat.
Chen Xiaoyu, who was sitting opposite Wang Fuji, was not happy, what did it mean for others to pick up vegetables for their masters. So she also stood up and sandwiched a cold cucumber dish for Chen Po: "And the master, your favorite cucumber dish!" ”
"Huh! Xiaoyu is so good! Chen Po smiled with satisfaction. She also took the dishes to Wang Buer and Chen Xiaoyu, and said, "Come to Xiaoyu!" You're about to eat too! ”
Wang Buer and Chen Xiaoyu smiled happily and said in unison: "Thank you, mother-in-law!" ”
"Thank you, master!"
Listening to Chen Po smiling, she didn't forget to smug a look at Wang Youcai, which showed that she loved her disciples very much.
Seeing this, Wang Youcai snorted coldly, how could he not see what Chen Po meant.
Immediately, his old face showed a hehe smile, and he also took the dishes to Wang Buer and Chen Xiaoyu, and said, "Come, good apprentice, little girl, you can eat too!" ”
Wang Buer and Chen Xiaoyu were stunned by the old Taoist priest's move, and Wang Buer, who was staring, couldn't understand, "Is the sun coming out of the west today?" The master will become so good, he will pick up vegetables for himself, something is wrong, something is wrong! ”
But he didn't dare to show it, and hurriedly smiled and said, "Thank you, master!" ”
Chen Xiaoyu also smiled sweetly: "Thank you, Daoist Wang!" ”
Wang Youcai's old face smiled, and he obviously squinted at Chen Po proudly, indicating that he also loved his apprentices and them.
Chen Po snorted, glanced at him, and used her breakfast independently.
Wang Youcai also snorted and began to eat breakfast. The two are considered to be tied, and each does not let each other win or lose.
"Alas, the war that broke out has finally been stopped, and it's time to have breakfast in peace."
Wang Buji sighed secretly, and then took the piece of tofu that had been stained on his face for a long time, put it in a bowl, and began to drink porridge.
Eating and eating ............!
However, Chen Po suddenly thought of something, and asked Wang Buer: "No, are you still going to Liang's house to move the grave today?" Mother-in-law wants you to take Xiaoyu to the county seat today to do something! ”
Wang Buer, who was drinking porridge, listened to Chen Po's words, almost choked, he looked at Chen Po speechlessly with a bitter face, and he shouted in his heart, "Mother-in-law, why did you tell the story of the Liang family's grave relocation at this time, isn't this letting the righteous master take advantage of me!" ”
Chen Po saw Wang Buer's bitter face and was silent, and asked inexplicably: "What's the matter, do you still have to go to Liang's house to do business today?" ”
"This ...... This one! Wang Buer was asked, and then Wang Youcai knew what was going on, and immediately waved his hand, "Bang!" hit Wang Buer on the back of the head, and said angrily: "You stinky boy, are you in trouble?"
Wang Buer was beaten to show his grievances, and he was hesitant, and he couldn't say it with his head down.
Chen Po picked up a piece of tofu and smashed it on Wang Youcai's face, and scolded: "You are an old immortal, is it wrong to go out to do errands?" It's not your job! ”
Chen Po glared at the old Taoist priest angrily, and then said softly to Wang Buer: "No, tell me, is there something wrong with the Liang family's relocation of the grave?" ”
When asked, Wang Buer could only be helpless, and it was not easy not to say that he had made such a fuss.
"The work of the Liang family to move the grave has dug up a green zombie!"
"What? Green stiff? You, you stinky boy, you're just lawless! Wang Youcai and Chen Po were both shocked, Wang Youcai glared and jumped his beard, he knew that the green stiff was powerful, and he could compare to the zombie king of the Dao Xuan Realm, how could he be compared to the realm of the king and the two Daoists, this is simply the rhythm of looking for death.
"What kind of green stiffness? What are you talking about? Chen Xiaoyu didn't understand, he was puzzled by what the green stiff was, and asked Wang Buer curiously.
"Oops, the green zombie is the zombie king you have seen in the movie, even more terrifying than in the movie!" Chen Po explained.
"Ouch, Daoye, my temper!" Wang Youcai, who was sitting on the side, glared and lost his temper, pointed at Wang Buer's nose and scolded: "You stinky boy, did you eat the bear's heart and leopard's guts, did you dare to take advantage of the absence of the teacher, advocate taking the job without authorization, and also provoked the zombie king back to me." With your little ability, you dare to compare with the zombie king of the Dao Xuan Realm, are you not dead enough or are you asking for hardship? ”
When Chen Po saw Wang Youcai scolding Wang Buer, she was not happy. glared at him and scolded: "You are an old immortal, you can't let the child finish the sentence?"
Noji, you go on, what's going on with the Zombie King? Mother-in-law will carry it for you. ”
Wang Buer saw that Chen Po was protecting him, and in desperation, he had no choice but to briefly write and tell about the zombie king that happened to the Liang family last night.
As for the mysterious female ghost fairy, he ignored the past. felt that if Wang Youcai knew about the female ghost again, he would definitely have to skin himself alive.
"That's how everything has happened, and the zombie ancestor of the Liang family doesn't know where to hide now! However, according to my estimate, it should have run into the jungle in the mountains behind Liangjia Village, and it is possible to find a hidden cave to hide. After Wang Buji told the matter again.
Wang Youcai and Chen Po understood. However, Chen Xiaoyu was extremely confused, and when he heard it, he felt that Wang Buer was telling a movie zombie story.
"What are you talking about? is still telling a story, which zombie ancestor is really as powerful as the zombie in Hong Kong films? Chen Xiaoyu asked curiously.
Wang Buer looked at Chen Xiaoyu innocently curious. Feeling speechless, he said to Chen Po: "Mother-in-law, she won't be cheated by you, right?" ”
"What do you mean?" Chen Xiaoyu suddenly glared and became angry, and shouted to Wang Buer, Chen Po grabbed Xiaoyu, and explained with a smile: "Hehe! Xiaoyu has just entered this business, so her mother-in-law hasn't had time to teach her anything urgently! ”
Wang Buer shrunk his neck, afraid that Chen Xiaoyu would be angry and make things difficult.
Chen Xiaoyu glared at him, only then did he show a cute expression of curiosity that killed the cat, and hurriedly asked Mrs. Chen:
"Master, are there really demons and monsters in this world? Are you like the Taoist priest in the movie who catches ghosts, isn't Wang Daochang a deceitful person on the street? ”
"Poof!" Wang Buer couldn't help but laugh when he heard Chen Xiaoyu's words.
Wang Youcai flew his beard, dissatisfied with Wang Buer's laughter, and scolded: "You stinky boy, you dare to laugh out loud after such a big disaster." Tell you, the teacher won't help you this time, who let you be blind and light the lamp, and ask for your own hardship! ”
"Don't, master, you have to help the disciple no matter what this time, I have already promised the old man Liang to solve the matter of the old ancestor!
If you don't help now, won't you let your disciples throw themselves into the net and die! Wang Buji was in a hurry, and he was busy begging.
"Hmph, the heart of the teacher is absolutely perfect, if you can't make a move, you won't make a move!" Wang Youcai snorted and ignored Wang Fuji's pleas.
Chen Po couldn't stand it anymore, and glared at Wang Youcai with flattering eyes. Blame this old guy for ignoring his disciples.
"No, don't worry, if you don't make a move, your mother-in-law will help you subdue an old zombie!" Seeing Wang Buji's disappointed expression, Chen Po said with a smile.
Hearing this, Wang Buji was excited, and hugged Chen Po excitedly, eager to kiss her one hundred and eight. said, "It's still my mother-in-law who is good to me!" ”
Wang Youcai snorted coldly when he saw this, and did not speak.
Wang Buji saw his stubborn appearance, and suddenly, his eyes showed a trace of cunning and smiling. Busy smiled at Chen Po:
"It turns out that my mother-in-law wants to help, so the Liang family's one million reward this time will be given to my mother-in-law."
"What? Million? ”
As soon as Wang Youcai heard that there were two gold stars in his old eyes, he immediately piled up his old face, pulled Wang Buji to another room and said:
"Come on, come on, good apprentice, why didn't you tell the Liang family about the teacher earlier, so that you can prepare for the teacher early!
It's not right for you to let outsiders help like this, it's against the rules of our ancestors, as long as our master and apprentice work together, we will definitely subdue which zombie king, go, let's go to prepare now, and then leave for the Liang family! ”
Seeing Wang Buer and Wang Youcai enter the room, Chen Xiaoyu glared at Chen Po and said, "Master, this Wang Dao Chang's face is really changing quickly, so he promised to help the villain solve the trouble?" ”
Chen Po smiled, and angrily turned into the master and apprentice who entered the room, and said with a smile: "It's not for the million, this old rich ghost, he doesn't care about anything in his eyes, but he just likes money, isn't this what it's called, see money!" ”
Chen Xiaoyu realized and said: "I see, if there is a teacher, there must be an apprentice, dare to love that neither the master nor the apprentice is a good thing!" ”
The two came to the room where they placed the utensils, Wang Buer was still a little uneasy, and said to Wang Youcai seriously: "Master, did you really promise your disciple to help?" ”
Wang Youcai pretended to be dissatisfied and said: "What are you talking about, it is difficult to be a fugitive, of course the master will stand behind you and support you!" When Wang Buer heard this, he said happily: "Thank you master for your concern!" ”
Wang Youcai smiled and said with bad intentions: "But the one million reward, you have to be filial to your teacher!" ”
"It should be, it should be!" Wang Buer said with a smile, but he was already laughing in his heart, he knew that the old Taoist priest didn't like anything, but he liked money, so he deliberately teased Wang Youcai!
Wang Youcai took out a dark gray suit and leather shoes and put them on, Wang Buji saw that the old Taoist priest suddenly changed into his previous quaint clothes, and suddenly he opened his mouth and said to the old Taoist priest in surprise:
"Wow master, when did you buy this suit, with your righteous temperament, you are even more handsome than Andy Lau!" In fact, Wang Youcai's obscene ruffian's temperament and appearance, Wang Buer just wanted to praise him for saying the opposite!
Wang Youcai proudly wore his tie and said with a smile: "Really? This costume was stolen from the corpse last night for the teacher, does it fit? ”
“……”
Wang Buer was completely speechless, the clothes of the dead man were just stolen by Wang Youcai.