Chapter 15: Crooked Ratio

Morning...

The sun rises in the east, everything wakes up, and the air is pleasant. Where the morning mist is filled, the mountains and forests are undulating, and the morning light shines on the green and brilliant!

Deep in the bamboo forest, a bluestone path leads to the mountains.

An old man's figure, he looked comfortable, and walked leisurely up the mountain road in a posture of watching the flowers and flowers!

Step by step on the moss stone ladder, the old Taoist priest swayed up, and he had come to an open space in the bamboo forest, and there was a bamboo house in the open space, and the word Taoist house was written on the eyebrows of the bamboo house.

In front of the bamboo house is a platform made of large bamboo, on which are placed some bamboo tables and chairs and colorful plants and herbs!

There is also a small stream above and below the clearing, from top to downstream, on the fat soil next to the stream, there are also some herbs and some vine olive cucumbers, which are bearing cucumber fruits of green ** people!

Wang Youcai's old face smiled, he picked a fat cucumber fruit casually, and sent it directly into the old mouth to eat without cleaning.

The crisp melon juice filled his throat, making him praise and smile and say to himself: "This taste is really superb, or the cucumbers at home are crisp and refreshing, much sweeter and crisper than those pesticide watered cucumbers in the provinces and cities!" ”

Wang Youcai was eating cucumbers while facing the bamboo house, shouting, "No! Nobie! The division is back, hurry up and come out to meet the driver! ”

But the bamboo house is not emotional at all!

This made his face pale, he walked up to the bamboo platform, pushed the door and entered the bamboo house, and saw a teenager in the hall of the house lying on a hanging bed and sleeping!

Seeing this, Wang Youcai was angry and whispered: "This stinky boy, let you look good at home, and you are still sleeping!" If you don't give you a comfortable sleep, you won't be able to! ”

As he spoke, he gently moved to the other end of the hanging bed. The two sections of this hanging bed are tied to the large bamboo on the beams on both sides with hemp rope.

Wang Youcai took advantage of the fact that Wang Buji had not woken up yet, he showed a playful smile, and he quickly unlocked the rope of the hanging bed at one end! Just think.

"Ahh With a bang, Wang Buer was thrown straight on his buttocks in a daze, and he screamed in pain: "Who, that person who doesn't have long eyes dares to play with the Taoist master, master!" "Okay, you stinky boy, you don't even dare to scold as a teacher if you haven't seen you for a few days, don't you!" I'll let you scold, I'll let you scold" Wang Youcai directly took the cucumber in his hand and knocked on Wang Buer's head. glared at the old eyes and scolded fiercely. "Oops!" Wang Buer hugged his head and screamed all over the room, and the screams spread far away. "Master, your old subordinates are merciful, I didn't mean to scold your old man, tap and tap" Wang Buer kept begging for mercy with a bitter face.

Wang Youcai chased him for a while, and then let him go, and snorted: "You stinky boy, it's really getting worse and worse!" Wang Buer shrunk his neck, touched his painful head, looked at Wang Youcai with some embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Master, when did you come back, why didn't you shout to me!" You're about to be thrown out of my poop, and you've been knocked out. Wang Buji touched his somewhat numb buttocks and head, and his expression showed grievances.

"Hmph, you stinky boy, calling you for the teacher, did you hear me? The sun is all on your ass and you're still sleeping, it's really getting more and more unpleasant! Wang Bucai took the cucumber and knocked him on the head again, glared at his beard and scolded.

Wang Buji showed fear, and saw Wang Youcai walking to the stool and sitting, and said while eating cucumbers: "What happened at home when the teacher was away?" Did you get into trouble? ”

Wang Buer hurriedly went to pour tea for him, and looked at Wang Youcai with a smile. At this time, he was secretly thinking in his heart, "If the master knew about the ancestor of the Liang family now, he would definitely be mad."

So、It's better to plan for the time being and not to tell him! Wang Buji thought of a countermeasure, scratched his head, smiled in his eyes, and came to Wang Youcai's side, looking respectful.

"How dare you, master, nothing happened in the two days you left, but Po Chen from the next door is back!" When Wang Buji said this, his eyes showed evil intentions.

Sure enough, "Nani? She's back! Wang Bucai suddenly reacted very much when he heard this, and said with a glare: "Didn't this old ghost woman say that she lived in the county seat?" It's been three years, why are you coming back now, it's really unlucky! ”

Seeing Wang Youcai's appearance, Wang Buji secretly laughed in his heart. He knew that the master was afraid of seeing Chen Po, so as long as he was in front of Chen Po, he would become a coercion!

"Po Chen only came back yesterday, saying that she came to see this morning, why, she is coming over now!"

Saying that, Wang Buer happened to see Chen Po and Chen Xiaoyu going out to this side!

Wang Youcai raised his head to take a look, and really saw a beautiful woman in a tight black dress with a young and lovely girl.

Seeing Wang Youcai, he was anxious, and hurriedly said to Wang Buer: "Good apprentice, if this old ghost woman comes to find a teacher, you will say that the teacher is sick and is sleeping!" ”

As he spoke, he took a bite of the cucumber, hurriedly ran into a room, and closed the door with a bang!

Wang Buer was happy, shook his head helplessly, and said with a smile: "These two people, when they want to meet, it's like this, it's annoying!" ”

As he spoke, he walked out of the bamboo house to greet Chen Po, but when he saw Chen Xiaoyu seeing his cannibalistic appearance, Wang Buer was immediately a little embarrassed, and he didn't dare to look at Chen Xiaoyu directly, so he had to face Chen Po with a bitter face and said with a smile: "Mother-in-law, little... Light rain! How did you guys get here? ”

Chen Po looked at Wang Bu'er's bitter expression and smiled, and said, "Mother-in-law saw that you were making a lot of noise early in the morning, and you didn't go out for breakfast, so now I brought you some millet porridge!" Xiaoyu, give the porridge to you! ”

Chen Xiaoyu was holding a basket, but she was a little reluctant, looking at Wang Buer was like seeing a super villain, and she couldn't wait to eat him alive! It feels a little embarrassing to let Wang Buji stand in place, I'm sorry!

Chen Po looked at the two of them and felt funny, pushed Xiaoyu and smiled: "Xiaoyu! ”

Chen Xiaoyu was very unhappy, so he had to take a few steps forward and hand over the millet porridge in the basket to Wang Buer, and said a word angrily with a small mouth: "Give!" ”

Wang Buer was a little embarrassed, took the basket and said embarrassedly: "Which, yesterday's incident is really embarrassing, I didn't know you were a woman at the time, so it was a misunderstanding!" ”

However, Chen Xiaoyu didn't seem to appreciate his affection, snorted coldly at him angrily, and retreated to Chen Po's side and ignored Wang Buer!

Wang Buji, who stayed in place, circled his head, his expression embarrassed and depressed.

Chen Po looked at the two villains, one angry, the other embarrassed, and felt lively and cute, and asked Wang Buji with a smile: "No, is your master back?" ”

Wang Buerleng came back to his senses and said with a smile: "Oh! The master has just returned, but he seems to be sick and resting in the house! ”

"Sick?" Chen Po looked suspicious and said, "I'll go in and take a look!" ”

Saying that, she took Chen Xiaoyu and walked into the house! Wang Buer looked at it and shook his head and sighed secretly, and said to himself: "Hey, the war is about to break out!" It's going to be a bad day! ”

Chen Po had just walked into the bamboo house and was about to knock on the door of the old Taoist priest, but Wang Youcai's voice sounded in the house: "No need! ”

Chen Poxuan sneered, watched the old Taoist come out with a black face, and looked at her tightly, Chen Po Bai smiled at him: "Didn't you say that you were sick and bedridden?" ”

"I can't get up for breakfast when I'm sick!" Wang Youcai took a bite of the cucumber in his hand unhappily, and his expression was very ruffian!

Chen Po smiled and said to Chen Xiaoyu: "Xiaoyu! Say hello to the king! ”

Chen Xiaoyu couldn't understand what the relationship between his master and this Wang Dao Chang was, so he smiled sweetly at Wang Bucai and said, "Hello Wang Dao Chang, I am my master's disciple named Xiaoyu, I have a greeting for you!" ”

Wang Bucai looked at Chen Xiaoyu's well-behaved and cute appearance, but he didn't keep a straight face, just: "Well, good!" ”

Chen Xiaoyu blinked his big eyes, and asked Chen Po curiously and whispered, "Master!" This is the royal road chief you often mention, how can it be different from what you say! ”

What kind of ears is Wang Youcai, as soon as he heard Chen Xiaoyu's words, he was anxious and said, "What did your master say about me?" ”

Chen Xiaoyu was stunned, Chen Po smiled at her and winked at her, Chen Xiaoyu was smart and clever, and immediately understood what Chen Po meant.

She was naughty and cute and said to Wang Youcai: "My master said it! Wang Daochang, you are kind-hearted, upright, dedicated to subduing demons and eliminating demons, and doing the right thing for heaven, you are a real big yin bear! ”

Hearing this, the old Taoist priest looked proud! Chen Xiaoyu said with a smile again: "My master also said that the two of you are like a cowherd and a weaver girl when you see each other, better than the overlord farewell concubine, when you meet you warmly and silently, you know each other's hearts and minds!" ”

After hearing the last few words, Wang Youcai's expression flickered, and he suddenly snorted in a heavy tone: "What kind of mess, she is still silent?" It's Women's Day! ”

When Chen Po heard this, she was angry, and shouted: "You dare to do it, you dare not admit it, you are a daring person!" ”

"You, you, you......!" Wang Youcai's face turned green, staring at the old eyes and crunching.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Wang Buer hurriedly stopped Wang Youcai and persuaded him: "Master, don't worry, I have breakfast here, you just say it's okay to have breakfast!" ”

Wang Youcai saw the appearance of pleading for the millet porridge that Wang Bu was carrying. had no choice but to give up, and it was really difficult to please his mother-in-law, so he snorted and sat on the stool angrily.

Wang Buer smiled, and said to Mrs. Chen: "Mother-in-law Xiaoyu, you can also sit down and eat together, I will go to the kitchen to get you dishes and chopsticks!" ”

Chen Po sat down and smiled at Xiaoyu and said, "Xiaoyu, you can also go and help!" ”

"Oh!" Chen Xiaoyu pouted a little reluctantly, and when she saw Wang Bu'er standing on the side with a bitter face, she glared at her and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you still doing stupidly?" Lead the way! ”

"Oh, this way, please!" Wang Buer hurriedly led the way and led Chen Xiaoyu to the small kitchen in the backyard outside the bamboo house! All the way, Wang Fuji lowered his head! Chen Xiaoyu was very proud when he saw him eating turtles!

To be honest, Wang Buji was a little afraid of this Chen Xiaoyu, and he was a little frightened when he saw her angry cute face, just like her master Chen Po saw her master.

And she's still a complete tigress! When Wang Buer thought of yesterday's misunderstanding, he was really a little ...... Ahem! A little embarrassed, so he was ready to apologize to Chen Xiaoyu!

"Ahem, which is small... Light rain! What happened yesterday...! Before Wang Buji finished speaking.

"Don't mention yesterday's incident, if you dare to mention half a sentence again, I will cut out your tongue and gouge out your eyes!" Chen Xiaoyu suddenly turned to stare at him and snorted coldly.

Wang Buji glared and swallowed his words back. Seeing Chen Xiaoyu's angry appearance, he secretly thought in his heart that this was really too similar to Chen Po's appearance.

He asked cautiously, "So, have you forgiven me?" ”

"Humph!" Chen Xiaoyu snorted coldly.

Suddenly, she seemed to think of something, showed a malicious smile, smiled at Wang Buji and said, "It's okay if you want this girl to forgive you, but well, you have to promise me one thing!" ”

Wang Buji saw that Chen Xiaoyu suddenly turned into a smiling face, which suddenly made him have a bad premonition in his heart, and said depressedly: "What's the matter!" ”

Chen Xiaoyu grimaced, looking at Wang Buer's heart, she smiled proudly and said, "I'll tell you when the time comes!" ”

Wang Fuji was very depressed about this, and he didn't know what bad idea this ghost girl was thinking about to let herself drill.

Therefore, he is still secretly wary of Chen Xiaoyu.

Wang Buji took her to the kitchen and took the dishes and chopsticks and some half-course snacks, but there was a noisy sound outside!

Chen Xiaoyu was curious, stretched out her little head to look into the bamboo house, and happened to see Chen Po and Wang Youcai arguing with a shrew scolding the street.

She looked surprised and asked Wang Buer, "Hey, weren't they good just now?" What a quarrel! ”

Wang Buer continued to be busy with the work at hand with a blank face, as if he was no longer surprised by this kind of thing.

said comfortably: "How do I know, this kind of noise is inevitable as soon as they meet, from late to early, they have been arguing for more than ten years!" ”

Chen Xiaoyu was surprised, and asked again: "Then what is the relationship between your master and my master?" ”

Wang Buer said lazily: "How do I know, every time I ask, they are silent!" ”

Chen Xiaoyu was dissatisfied, glared at Wang Bu'er and said, "Why don't you know anything!" Are you a disciple of the king Dao Chang anymore! ”

Wang Buji said angrily: "I doubt that you are a disciple of your mother-in-law?" ”

Chen Xiaoyu was asked rhetorically, and said embarrassedly: "I, haven't I only been here for two days, how do I know about them!" ”

Wang Buji looked at her suspiciously, and stopped talking to her about the topic.

At this moment, there was some smashing sound outside.

"Well, I'll have to change the table again!" Shaking his head and saying, he moved out a dead corner bamboo table in the kitchen, and asked Chen Xiaoyu to walk towards the bamboo house with the food.

At this moment, in the bamboo house, there was a crackling sound of smashing, and a four-corner bamboo table was waved away by Chen Po and smashed on Wang Youcai's head.

Suddenly, the old Taoist priest screamed, and scolded with a green face: "You are a dead woman, you say that you don't do anything, you dare to smash the Taoist master!" See if I don't ......! ”

As a result, another stool smashed on Wang Youcai's head, and Chen Po's charming face was also angry, and she shouted: "You old dead ghost, dare to scold the old lady for dying, see if I don't tear down your old bones today!" ”

Chen Xiaoyu, who was entering the house, saw this violent scene, staring at his eyes and opening his small mouth in an O shape.

Dumbfounded, it was the first time she saw Chen Po angry, this violence was unimaginable!

Wang Buji was stunned when he saw her, and said with a smile: "Hehe, how is it?" This scene is exciting enough, isn't it? ”

"Hmmm! It's very yellow and violent! Chen Xiaoyu nodded in agreement.

"It's time for breakfast!" Suddenly, Wang Buji shouted.

As he spoke, he held the bamboo table and put it down in place of the previous table.

Chen Xiaoyu quickly put the small porridge and side dishes away, and stood nervously looking at the righteous master and Wang Daoist!

Wang Buer trotted to the old Taoist priest, smiled and said, "Master, for breakfast, today is millet porridge with side dishes!" ”

As soon as Chen Xiaoyu saw him like this, she also learned to trot to Chen Po, pulled the master's arm, smiled sweetly, and said, "Master, extinguish the fire first, and it's not too late to quarrel with him after breakfast!" ”

Wang Youcai and Chen Po were persuaded by their respective apprentices, and they snorted coldly when they stared at each other before sitting down at the dinner table.

Wang Buer and Chen Xiaoyu smiled and sat down quickly. The two of them sat facing each other. Wang Youcai and Chen Po sat face to face, and the two of them were not idle when they sat down, and they didn't forget to stare at each other.

Wang Buer didn't care, quickly took the dishes and chopsticks, helped Wang Youcai put a bowl of millet porridge and handed it to him, and said with a smile: "Master, drink the porridge while it's hot!" ”

Chen Xiaoyu was a little nervous at first by Wang Youcai and Chen Po's posture. So as soon as she saw what Wang Buji did, she also learned what to do. She also served a bowl of millet porridge to Po Chen: "Master, you're about to drink it!" ”

Seeing this, Chen Po took Xiaoyusheng's porridge and smiled!

Wang Youcai also snorted when he saw this, and took a bowl of porridge from Wang Buersheng. Wang Buer and Chen Xiaoyu glanced at each other, and both of them secretly sighed, so they could be regarded as dissuading them!

In this regard, the two of them each took advantage of a bowl of millet porridge for themselves and ate it with their heads buried in it, but before they could do it for a while, the tense atmosphere began to rise again!

I saw that at the dinner table, two pairs of chopsticks were constantly fighting on a plate of tofu, like two swords, "Zheng Zheng...!" "The fight.

Wang Buer and Chen Xiaoyu raised their heads at the same time, opening their mouths as they were eating. Glaring, nervously looking at Wang Youcai and Chen Po with angry eyes, you keep earning me to rob it!

Suddenly, a piece of tofu flew up and smashed into Wang Buji's face.

When Chen Xiaoyu saw it, he immediately covered his mouth and laughed.

"What............!"