The ghost triumphantly recounted the past, and the fat man looked at me and Xue Qian with a blank and complaining face, and begged: "You have to be the master for me." %d7%cf%d3%c4%b8%f3”

I laughed dryly and thought, "I'm in charge of you." That's what I can do, Lord. This guy in front of you is using four flesh and blood bodies to fight against the fierce ghost of thunder punishment. His skills. I don't know how much taller than me. ”

Dealing with the incompetent and gentle little ghost, I chose to resolve his resentment and help him reincarnate. For the incompetent but fierce imp, I chose to kill him with one sword. For capable but gentle imps, I will raise a glass and invite him to be good friends. For capable and fierce imps, then you can only persuade with good words. Try to stabilize him.

Obviously, the ghosts standing in front of us belong to the fourth type. So I said sincerely: "Brother, you two have already avoided the lightning punishment, why do you have to follow the two of them home?" Why did they harm the four old men of their family? If I were you, wouldn't it be better to find a barren mountain and hide in peace? ”

The ghost smiled and said, "I also think it's troublesome to deal with mortals, it's just that. No matter where we flee, the lightning punishment can find us, and although we can avoid it for a while, we can't avoid it for a lifetime. ”

I nodded, "I see." ”

The ghost said again: "My little skill will not attract thunder punishment, and the lightning punishment is mainly aimed at him." ”

Speaking of this, the ghost pointed to the baby in his arms, and I saw that the baby had a proud face, and there was neither smugness nor excitement on his face, his expression. It makes me a little uneasy.

I couldn't help but ask, "He was punished by lightning before he was born." When you grow up in the future, won't you become a big devil? Will it be ruined? ”

I finished asking and waited quietly. If the ghost tells me that this child will indeed be ruined, then I will find a way to kill him today, no matter what.

However, the ghost smiled and asked me, "What do you mean by this creature?" Insects, fish, birds and beasts, or heaven, earth, people, gods and ghosts? ”

I was stunned for a moment and said, "Of course I mean the world." ”

The ghost looked at me strangely, suddenly laughed, and said, "You are really worried. ”

He looked at me with a sneering face: "If two people fight to the death, will they care whether the ants on the ground are alive or dead?" If you accidentally step on it, you can only blame the ant for being unlucky. If he can't step on it, that's his luck. ”

The ghost's words made my heart move, and I felt like I was thinking of something. But the ghost didn't give me time to think. Then he said: "Now that the two of us have finally settled down, we finally have a few years to recuperate, and we don't have to hide anymore, worrying about the thunder penalty falling on our heads." ”

At this time, Wang Fatzi, who had been hiding behind me, said complainingly: "But...... There was no grudge in the past, no grudge in the near future, you shouldn't cuckold me. ”

I thought to myself, "We've been talking here for so long, did Fat Wang realize that he was being cuckolded?" That's a slow response. ”

The ghost glanced at Wang Fatzi, then pointed to the baby in his arms and said, "His soul is hidden in your wife's body." Although it can be evaded for a while, it is not a long-term solution after all. In the future, your wife will be old and frail, and her breath will become weaker and weaker. Those people will perceive us again. When the time comes, the thunder penalty will still fall. ”

"What's more, if he wants to hide in your wife's body, he must not reveal his strength, nor can he recuperate his damaged soul, this is simply a chronic suicide, how can he compete with those people in the future?"

"So I use your body to get your wife pregnant. Give birth to a child. ”

Speaking of this, the ghost couldn't stop patting his thigh: "Wonderful, really wonderful." In this way, we have a perfect body. Although this body cannot live forever, it has at least bought us many years. What's more critical is that you can re-cultivate. In the future, the miracle will be completed, the stone will break the earth, the sky and the earth, and I will be the only one. Hahahaha......"

When the ghost said the excitement, he laughed proudly. And from this laughter, I seemed to see the tragic scene of chaos in the world and rivers of blood.

Once a person does something proud, he can't help but share it with others and show it off everywhere. And helping this little baby to be successfully reincarnated is obviously the proud work of this powerful ghost.

Now he's starting to comment triumphantly on a few of us. He pointed at Wang Fatzi and said: "Originally, I was worried that when the baby was born, the power of thunder punishment was strong, and with my current skills, I couldn't compete at all." But unexpectedly, the pregnant woman secretly notified her parents and brought the four old men here. I guess she came to these four old men to get me away, right? ”

"It's a pity, what can these four mortals do to me? Instead, I came up with the strategy of the Five Elements Array. I sealed their souls first. Then they refined their bodies. The four old men, plus a fat man, just made up the five elements. ”

"But then I changed my mind because three idiots came out to stir things up."

The three idiots that the ghost said naturally refer to a few of us. Although it was uncomfortable to hear this, I have to admit that we were really stupid enough on this trip. Running back and forth, asking for a dead woman and fighting against thunder punishment, in the end, he was played around.

The ghost smiled and said, "Little Taoist, you have a righteous heart, but your Taoist skills are too bad. What is it called? On paper, or is it ambitious? Whatever it is, it's not a good thing. ”

"At that time, there was still the last one of the five elements. Your conditions are much better than those of Wang Fatzi. You are younger than him, your body is stronger than him, and you know the Tao arts, and after you practice, your power is doubled. Therefore when I saw you coming to take care of the womb, I will count and trap you. ”

Speaking of this, the ghost sighed: "It's a pity that you, like your master, have average Taoist skills and too many tricks." I still underestimated the enemy, and I was careless for a while, and I actually let you escape. ”

Speaking of this, the ghost laughed again, as if he remembered something funny: "Then I found out that you are stupid, your master is even more stupid than you, and he actually risked his life to help me fight against the thunder punishment." As a result, he was seriously injured and is still lying in the hospital. ”

Xue Qian and I were both indignant when we heard this, but neither of us spoke, just stared at him with wide eyes.

The ghost laughed out of breath, then waved his hand and said, "Little Taoist, don't be discouraged, after all, you are not the stupidest." The stupidest thing is Yangguan Dao and his poor brothers. Haha, it's really funny. ”

"Yangguan Daokou kept saying that he didn't enjoy a good life. Then I actually thought of one step to the sky, opportunistically, and threw myself into this kind of good tire. Hehe, it's really self-explanatory, and it turned out to be fertilizer. ”

The ghost looked at the baby in his arms and said with a smile: "After eating the soul of Yangguan Dao, my strength has increased a lot. In this way, it seems that we are one step closer to completion. ”

I said coldly, "So, you've been toying with everyone between applause? ”

The ghost said proudly, "Isn't that so? When the thunder punishment was over, I pretended to be a fat man, sat in the courtyard, pretended to be stupid, and watched you jump up and down one by one, just like a monkey show. ”

I remembered what I had done at the Wang family, and we were busy going back and forth, meditating and analyzing these things. As a result, the ghosts all watched from the sidelines, and laughed at us in their hearts. It's really irritating.

I was upset and said, "You've played us all." Now you should go away. What are you doing here? Is it specifically to tell us these stories and then laugh at us? ”

The ghost smiled and shook his head and said, "I just suddenly had a kind heart. Thinking of Wang Fatzi's wife, her soul was scattered in the thunder punishment. And the soul of the fat man Wang is left alone in the world, isn't it a little lonely? I'm just going to be affected and kill him. Incidentally...... Let the baby try it again, after all, the soul of Yangguan Dao last time was already very weak, and it was not enough to eat...... "Do your best brother."