It's sad to die. And those who don't know how to die are sad. Now the fat man is sad and sad. He thought he had just fainted. But when I regained my senses, I found that the mourning hall had already been arranged.

I asked, "Do you know how your body disappeared?" ”

Wang Fatzi shook his head, and said stupidly: "Is it too long?" Already rotten? What year is it? How long have I been dead? ”

Both I and the preschool looked at him helplessly. I said to him, "You've been dead for just over a year. Your body can't rot so quickly, someone should have stolen it. ”

Wang Fatzi sighed and said, "Steal it, steal it." People are dead, what does a corpse care? ”

I asked him, "How did you get locked up in the demon altar, and do you still have any impressions?" ”

Wang Fatzi asked, "Demon altar? Am I locked up in the altar? ”

I wondered, "You don't know this?" ”

Wang Fatzi said: "I only know that the night after I was buried, I was worried in the courtyard. I can't bear to live in the world. When I was a child, I suffered and was poor, and now I have a good life, but I die before I can enjoy enough. I want to give my wife a dream or something. At least burn me some more paper money. ”

"But it was a strange day that night. Originally, the sky was full of stars, but in the blink of an eye, the stars disappeared en masse. Then I felt the world distort and roll me in the middle like a rolled-up blanket. I tried to break free, but I couldn't. In the end, I had to accept my fate, trapped in this blanket, bored. I don't know how many years have passed. ”

I laughed dryly and said, "I was locked up in a daze, and I was released in a daze." That's actually not bad. ”

After I said this, no one answered, and the atmosphere was a little dull for a while.

I saw Xue Qian and Wang Fatzi staring at me directly, and neither of them spoke. I was a little hairy by them. So he asked puzzledly, "What are you going to do?" ”

Xue Qian's body didn't move at all, and his fingers carefully stretched out, please pointed at me, and then pointed to the big knife in his arms.

As soon as my heart moved, I immediately understood what Xue Qian meant: There is danger behind me.

I don't know who's behind me. I don't know why this person refuses to do it for so long. All I know is that if I continue to drag on like this, I will be the one who is unlucky.

When I opened the demon altar, I stuffed the big knife into Xue Qian's arms. Now Xue Qian was sitting cross-legged on the ground, and the big knife was flat on top of his knees. That's good, I already have a plan in my head.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and then, without warning, jumped up from the ground. Without waiting for my legs to straighten, I bent over and rolled on the ground, rushing towards Xue Qian at a very fast speed.

My body extinguished the candle on the ground. The cemetery was plunged into darkness. But I don't care, because this candlelight won't save anyone. And broadswords can.

My body crashed into Xue Qian's body as expected. Xue Qian scolded in pain. And I said in my heart: "Old Xue, I'm sorry for you this time." ”

The speed at which I rushed over was very fast, and if it weren't for Xue Qian's meat pad as a cushion, I would definitely hit the ground. When the time comes. Injured or not, there will be a pause of a few seconds.

Sometimes, life and death are determined in a matter of seconds. Double low bus.

At the same time as I bumped into Xue Qian, I reached out and grabbed the big knife, and then I didn't look behind me at all, and quickly swung it.

The big knife whined, covering my whole body, and only then did I slowly turn my head to see who was behind me just now.

Before I could quite turn my head, I heard a sparse round of applause.

The people behind me clapped alone as if they had seen a good show. While applauding, he said: "Famous teachers produce high apprentices." Mr. Lu's apprentice is really not ordinary, and he is very handsome with these two hands just now. ”

I don't have to look at the person's face by lighting a candle, I can tell by the sound alone. Standing behind me just now was Wang Fatzi, or rather, the person who owned Wang Fatzi**.

I looked at him and asked, "Who are you?" ”

Wang Fatzi laughed and said, "I'm the ghost you tried everything you could to find." ”

My heart jumped, my eyes stared straight at him, and I said, "You're not dead?" ”

The ghost nodded lightly and said, "Those four bodies are just to help me resist the thunder punishment." To be honest, when I was on the rooftop, I started running away even a few seconds before that master of yours. ”

I was holding the broadsword, the tip of which was facing him. I said lightly: "I always thought that there were four half-dead people in Wang Fatzi's family, but it turned out to be five. ”

The ghost smiled and said, "You can also treat me as a living person." ”

The soul of the fat man Wang, who had been standing behind me, said in great confusion: "Who are you?" Why do you look exactly like me? Ah, I see, you stole my body. ”

The ghost sneered: "What a fool. ”

Then, he touched behind him and picked up a small baby. This baby is probably a pregnant woman's child.

The ghost looked at Wang Fatzi and said: "As the old saying goes, there are clouds, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great." I couldn't bear you to be an unfilial son, so I gave birth to a son for you. ”

Wang Fatzi's soul was already dumbfounded, and it seemed that he was unable to accept it.

The ghost said triumphantly: "After you died, I trapped your soul in the demon altar. Then he burrows into your body and borrows the corpse to resurrect the soul. ”

"I broke out of the coffin and dug in the dirt for a long time before I could get out of the ground. When I go back to find your beautiful wife, I'll frighten her. ”

"The world says, "A husband and wife are blessed for a hundred days." But your wife doesn't miss the old love very much, and actually thinks about calling someone to kill me. Although I am kind-hearted, I can't be caught with my hands, so I grabbed your wife and took it all the way to Huaicheng. ”

Speaking of this, the ghost pointed to the baby in his arms and said, "Then I did something with your wife that must be done to have a baby." Hey, surnamed Wang, you don't think you're being cuckolded, after all, this body is yours. Judging by modern medicine, this child is also yours. But I can't give him to you. ”

At this time, I finally understood why the pregnant woman hit the corner of the table with her stomach. In fact, she knew in her heart that the current husband was fake. The real husband is dead.

She is now pregnant with a child who knows whom, and of course she wants to get rid of it.

The soul of the fat man sat in the cemetery, and said in a miserable voice: "What the hell is going on? ”

I looked at the ghost and said, "What the hell are you from?" What do you want to do? ”

The ghost smiled and said, "Didn't I already tell you about my origin?" This child has a lot to do with the underworld. It's just that he offended the immortals, so he was hunted down all the way. That day, the two of us hid in the ruined temple, struggling to support ourselves. Seeing the thunder punishment falling, the two of us were about to be scattered. ”

"At this time, a couple came. We two ghosts had an idea right away. We hid inside their bodies. Hiding his breath and deceiving the thunder punishment. ”

I sighed and said, "This couple saved the two of you, but if you kill them, this can be regarded as revenge." ”

I commented on the behavior of the ghost so bluntly, but the ghost was not angry, but showed a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, and said: "Since we are ghosts, of course we have to do whatever we want." What is it to kill a few people? If we have clear grievances and are kind to others, then we don't have to be a ghost, just become a Taoist priest. ”

After saying these two witty words, he said: "I didn't mean to hurt people, but some people are too annoying." For example, Wang Fatzi's biological parents, father-in-law and mother-in-law are all around, which makes it difficult for me to do things. So I simply trapped their souls and demented them with magic, completely unaware that they were in danger, and left me at my mercy, which was ridiculous. ”