Chapter 3: Verbal War
This mm really said the same, even at the risk of being looked at by Fang Lin, he actually twisted his sleeves and sat next to him with his knees together very carefully. It looks like an infatuated woman is trying to redeem her negative feelings.
The efficiency of 110 is still very high, and soon a very capable policeman drove over on a blue and white police motorcycle, and waved his hand happily:
"This is it! I'll call the police! Stolen goods and seizures! ”
The policeman was about thirty years old, and his whole body exuded a capable taste, walked straight over, directly showed his police ID card, and then said seriously with a formulaic politeness:
"Please show your ID and student ID."
mm said very unpleasantly:
"Why do you want me to show it, he is a suspect also."
However, he still took out his student ID, Fang Lin's eyesight was so sharp, and at a glance he saw that it was a sophomore senior sister majoring in automation, called Zhao Mingmin. His ID card at this time was obtained from the director of Lao Hu, the director of the city bureau, and he naturally handed it over calmly, not afraid of being seen as flawed.
The police officer took out a pen and paper and said to Zhao Mingmin:
"May I ask if you called the police and said that your pet was robbed."
Zhao mm gritted his teeth and pointed at Fang Lindao:
"yes, yes, he did it!"
Fang Lin shrugged his shoulders and said shamelessly:
"Comrade police officer, I can only tell you that my current pet is relatively similar to the appearance of this Zhao Xuejie's lost pet, I understand her feelings, so I will not countersue her for slander."
"You!" Zhao mm's eyes widened, she realized for the first time that people can be so shameless!
Fang Lin smiled and said:
"How long have you been feeding your piglets?"
"What do you want to do! I'm not afraid to tell you that it's been more than a year since I fed the little ones, and the whole dormitory can testify for me! ”
"And when did you lose your pet?"
"What a loss! You snatched it a week ago! ”
"Okay, that's obvious." Fang Lin shrugged and said, "Mr. Officer, if her accusations are confirmed, then I have been feeding this little pig for less than a week, and if this pet-loving lady can pick up Babi so that it does not resist, I will take the initiative to plead guilty - the pet that has been fed for more than a year will not forget about the owner within seven days." ”
Before the police officer could speak, Senior Sister Zhao Mingmin had already said proudly:
"Good! As you said, I used to hold it every day! Wait! ”
As she spoke, she immediately leaned over to hug Babi, who was of course quite cooperative...... Run away!
Zhao mm's eyes were so angry that she couldn't do it, she chased after her skirt in the back, and finally picked up Babi after a long time, trying to hold her in her arms - Fang Lin looked at her full breasts and secretly envied Babi Yanfu - but Babi screamed violently, tossing hard, as if Zhao mm's soft and firm chest was a slaughterhouse!
Fang Lin sighed, spread his hands to the police officer very innocently, and said aggrievedly:
"I don't think I need to make any more verbal excuses - this superfluous behavior is undoubtedly an insult to your intelligence."
The police officer shook his head with a wry smile, turned around and walked on the police motorcycle next to him, and after starting, he opened his mouth, but he really didn't know what to say. Looking at the little black pig who ran behind Fang Lin to peek at her as soon as she was free, her eyes were already full of grievances, and she was crying...... Fang Lin first looked at no one around, coughed and said:
"Okay, I admit that you have suffered some grievances in this matter, and I am not a person who takes other people's things for nothing, you can make a price, and you should sell this pig to me, you see that I am indeed very close to it!"
Senior Sister Zhao Mingmin looked at her little girl with tears in her eyes - oh, now it's Babi - and said with a crying voice:
"You conscienceless! I spoil you in everything! But you betrayed me like this! ”
Fang Lin felt a little embarrassed, as the so-called gentleman does not take the favor of others, in fact, he was also forced to do it at that time. However, Fang Lin couldn't explain the rights and wrongs of this, and while he was hesitating, suddenly a girl came out of the path behind the rockery, her face was full of schadenfreude, but when she saw Fang Lin, her face turned white all of a sudden.
This girl is none other than Hu Jia, Fang Lin was very happy when he saw her, because he didn't have enough money on him at this time, and the little fragrant pig possessed by Babi was quite expensive, he just asked Hu mm to borrow some to compensate, and the hot pot restaurant should also pay salaries, and he could pay it back in the afternoon.
"Hey, do you have any money? Lend me something, and I'll pay you back when I wait. ”
Hu mm bit his lower lip and glanced at him, his face was surprisingly white, it was reminiscent of the lyrics of an old song "Perfume is Poisonous" for no reason, Fang Lin saw her appearance, and his heart jumped "suddenly", and immediately remembered the affectionate confession that Senior Sister Zhao had said to Babi before, and immediately pulled Babi up and defended loudly:
"Hey...... Don't get me wrong! At the beginning, this senior sister said it to this pig, not to accuse me! ”
Hu Jia was stunned, looked at Fang Lin, and then at Zhao Mingmin, he already believed most of it in his heart, but he made a half-believing expression on his face and said:
"Is there such a person with such a bad character that is invincible? Even pigs betrayed her? ”
Zhao Mingmin suddenly raised his head and said angrily:
"Hey! Little fox, you really can't spit out ivory in your mouth! ”
"Someone's appearance and character are as invincible, even pigs can't look down on you! Good bababy, come over and hug my sister. ”
"You're not allowed to go over, little one! …… I%#$!"
“……”
As soon as Fang Lin heard this, he immediately realized that the two of them must be old acquaintances. And it's still the kind of long-standing vendetta, in fact, Hu mm didn't see Fang Lin with his back to her at first, but saw this old enemy who couldn't get along with himself on the lawn with tears in his eyes, looking dejected, and there was a boy sitting next to him, and he was immediately relieved, thinking that she had been dumped by a man, and hurriedly came to eavesdrop and wanted to listen to some gossip, but he happened to encounter such a strange thing.
Babi recognized Hu Jia, of course he hummed comfortably, enjoying Hu mm's hug and touch, Zhao mm's eyes almost erupted with fire, and he grabbed Fang Lin and cried anxiously and angrily:
"You give me back my little bit!"
Fang Lin shrugged his shoulders and said:
"It's not enough, you see how fate and happiness it is when it is with me, as the so-called love for someone is to wish him happiness, if you really love this pig...... No, if you love this little one, don't bear to tear me apart from it. By the way, this pig's appetite is amazing, can you sponsor a little child support? ”
"You ......" Zhao Mingmin has seen shameless, but like Fang Lin, who first robbed his beloved pet, and then was even more shameless enough to ask her for pet feeding fees, he really had never heard of it! She was so angry that she trembled and pointed at Fang Lin, she couldn't speak for a long time, Hu Jia was nicknamed Little Fox by her, she had always been at a disadvantage in the quarrel, at this time she only felt very comfortable, hugged Babi with one hand, and held Fang Lin's arm with the other and said with a smile:
"Yes, yes! Babi is so good to eat, he has to eat four chicken legs at a time, and the child support is brought! ”
Zhao mm immediately turned around and left, rolling her eyes in anger, she was afraid that she would be sick by the dog man and woman if she stayed any longer, but Fang Lin's spirit was all focused on his happy elbow, because Hu mm held his hand very closely, so the firm and elastic chest would be lightly touched from time to time, this subtle feeling can only be experienced when the two are happy, and the sweetness and excitement can be experienced firsthand-
And, of course, there's the temptation to sprout.
Hu Jia looked at Zhao Mingmin who was leaving, twisted Fang Lin and said with a smile:
"Hey, how can I thank me for helping you out today?"
Fang Lin hindered Lao Hu's face, and he had always taken an attitude of not taking the initiative and not refusing to Hu mm, and now the beauty took the initiative to come to the door, so he looked at the time and said:
"I'll treat you to dinner."
Hu Jia hugged Babi and nodded happily, but after the two walked hundreds of meters, Fang Lin suddenly smiled bitterly:
"I'm afraid I won't be able to invite you today."
Hu mm squinted at him unpleasantly, and his other hand had already twisted the tender flesh around his waist. Fang Lin said helplessly:
"I only have 8 pieces of four cents on me, at most I can invite you to eat fried rice, and I can only order egg fried rice...... Otherwise, I'll have to wash the dishes there for half a day to pay off the debt......"
(To be continued)