Chapter 4: The Battle of Dogs and Pigs
Hu mm smiled and said:
"It doesn't matter what you eat, as long as you invite me, I'll be happy."
The two walked outside the snack bar, and Fang Lin suddenly had an idea:
"It's only 11 o'clock now, why don't I buy these eight yuan into vegetables, and let's get them to eat ourselves?" Anyway, Lao Hu...... Ouch, wrong, wrong, Director Hu didn't go home at noon. ”
Hu mm was still looking forward to living a two-person world with Fang Lin in her heart, but she knew that her father was on night duty yesterday and was sleeping at home at this time, and a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind:
"It's too far home, I have a friend who wants to go to graduate school, so I live in a dormitory rented in the old teacher's building, and I have a small kitchen in the corridor, let's go to her to get it."
So the two of them rushed to buy vegetables, Fang Lin was responsible for checking the quality, and Hu mm was responsible for bargaining. In this ordinary process, a strange and strange sweetness emerged in the hearts of the two. The things that these family members do for granted are strange experiences to the two of them, but there is a strange taste in their hearts, Hu mm looked at the little couple next to him holding hands to buy vegetables, his cheeks were slightly flushed, and he looked even more pretty, and after picking a few dishes, Fang Lin suddenly said strangely:
"Why is this guy missing?"
As soon as his words fell, he heard the sound of a wolf dog roaring angrily not far away, and when he looked closely, it was a giant black and yellow wolf dog that was tightly tied to the owner barking wildly, and Babi, the round guy, took advantage of his unpreparedness and took a piece of meat and bone directly from its rice bowl! Just out of reach of the wolfdog, it gnawed on it. The little nose was full of oil and let out a pleasant pig snort, completely ignoring the huge wolf dog that was barking angrily a meter away next to him.
Others were amazed when they saw it, and felt that this little black pig was really a pig gall, just a normal adult in such a place close to the huge wolf dog, even if he knew that he couldn't bite himself, he would subconsciously avoid it, and the appearance of the little pig god gnawing bones was really hilarious, which was in stark contrast to the wolf dog's anger. For a while, there were many onlookers, all pointing and laughing at the wolf dog.
But the owner of the dog felt embarrassed, he was a pig killer and sold meat, of course, the surname should be rougher, and drank some wine, came out to see, saw that his dog was so teased and lost face, suddenly burst into a rage, walked forward and pretended to lead the dog, and with a wipe of his fingers, the chain on the wolfdog's neck was freed!
The German wolfdog, which stood upright, was freed, and with a fierce howl, the tiger soared into the air, spit out its long red tongue and pounced on Barbi!
There is a huge difference in size between the two, the round Barbie is at most the size of a volleyball, and the German wolfdog weighs 50 kilograms, tall and mighty, roaring wildly, compared to the two, of course, there is no comparable surname!
At that time, the price had been negotiated, and Hu mm was watching Babi play treasure with a smile, who knew that this thing suddenly happened, and he screamed! grabbed Fang Lin, his nails were buckled into the flesh of his arm, and he was so anxious that his words were a little confused, "Babi...... Help, the dog ran away! ”
Fang Lin was concentrating on selecting tofu, and said in amazement:
"What?"
Then he continued to bury his head in picking things, and Hu mm was so anxious that he shook his arm vigorously:
"Go and save Bobby, there's a wolfdog that has broken free from the chain and is chasing him!"
"What! Wolf Dogs! Fang Lin raised his head in surprise and changed color: "Damn, it's still a famous German blackback!" How much should I pay if I get hurt? ”
At this time, Babi's little pig arched his mouth and was scurrying around with a bone in his mouth, and his body that looked round like a leather ball was surprisingly flexible, and he kept changing his direction and running, and the big wolf dog chased after him, and he suffered enough to be too big, and he was so angry that he couldn't help barking, and the sound made the ears of the people next to him buzz.
Hu mm was stunned when he heard Fang Lin's words, and said angrily:
"You just want to get money! Bobby is so cute, if she bites me, I have to call my dad to beat this dog to death! ”
Fang Lin coughed a few times, and stopped crying and laughing-worried that Babi, a perverted Tyrannosaurus rex with a batch of pigskins, would be bitten by a wolfdog? This seems to be completely unnecessary, just like worrying that Hu mm is an airport - Fang Lin is worried that Babi will play the wolf dog half to death and he will have no money to pay!
At this time, Babi seemed to have been forced into a corner, and there was no way to retreat, and the huge wolfhound swooped out viciously, vowing to press it under his claws and bite it violently. And Babi's round body suddenly peeked into the gap and quickly rushed out from under its belly!
This order surprised everyone around him, and the most ridiculous thing was that after Babi ran over, the huge wolf dog immediately wailed with his tail between his legs, and ran back to his den in great pain. The onlookers were so surprised that even the dog owner couldn't believe his eyes, and pulled the dog, which looked extremely painful, aside to examine it carefully, but he couldn't see any injuries.
At this time, Fang Lin had already bought the vegetables, and directly led Hu mm and the smug Babi to escape.
Hu mm was also full of doubts, I didn't know why the dog suddenly barked, looking at Fang Lin and the proud little black pig Babi, his big eyes blinked a few times, and he suddenly reached out and twisted Fang Lin's ears, and the other hand crossed his waist and posed in the classic savage girlfriend shape of Jun Jixian, and said viciously:
"What the hell is going on? Don't you want to recruit the old lady from the truth? ”
Fang Lin suddenly turned his head to Hu mm's back and said in surprise:
"Why did Lao Hu come here to patrol?"
Hu mm was shocked, she knew that her father had always opposed her dealings with Fang Lin, so she hurriedly stopped her hand, and when she looked back, she immediately knew that she had been fooled, and she immediately threw up her handbag in anger, and the other party Lin was full of powder. Fang Lin smiled, protected his head and face without dodging, and peeked at the peaks and peaks on Hu mm's chest trembling gently with the movement, which was naturally beautiful and fascinating.
"Tell me the truth!" The tired Hu mm gasped and shouted in a tone that examined her husband who was out for the night. Of course, it is accompanied by a very threatening body language that twists the flesh.
Fang Lin raised his hand helplessly and said:
"It's a long story......
"Then speak slowly!"
"This ...... Bobbi is a baby boar. ”
"What does this have to do with Babi's surname?"
"Doom...... The wolfhound was also a male dog. ”
"What exactly do you want to say?"
"So as a male surname, we all know each other's weaknesses very well."
"You...... I still don't understand. ”
As Barbie scurried under the wolfdog's belly, he lifted his seemingly harmless piglet's head at the right time, and hit two ball-shaped things...... So the poor big dog immediately lost his combat effectiveness. ”
“…… Rogue! ”
"yes, Babi, I think you're a hooligan."
"I'm talking about you!"
"Well, since I'm a hooligan anyway, let's do something a hooligan should do."
"Ahh Dead perverts! You dare to touch it! ”
“……”
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The two laughed and laughed, and soon came to Hu Jia's friend's rental room with food, this building is a work of the 80s, there is only four floors in total, the roof of the fourth floor is still an ordinary tile, the red bricks on the building are not even smeared with cement, and there are gray and black moss on the wall cracks like old age spots strolling around, but the surrounding trees are lush.
There is a long passage in each floor of this house, and on both sides of the passage is a neat symmetrical room, each room is about seven or eight square meters, the white ash on the wall has been placed on the coal stove on the passage, and the electric wok and other kitchen utensils are smoked so that the original color can not be seen, and there is a large public toilet on each floor, and outside the toilet is a place to take a bath and wash clothes.
The building was supposed to be a temporary dormitory for single teachers, but more than eighty percent of the people living in it were students – most of the teachers had their own homes and rented them out at relatively cheap prices. Of course, there are many student couples who come to rent a house, and there are many people who want a relatively quiet environment with unrestricted power supply.
Hu mm very skillfully flipped through the key from under the electric wok next to him, and then opened the door to beckon Fang Lin in, which was rented by one of her close friends, so it seemed quite casual.
Fang Lin checked the various kitchen utensils placed on the desk outside quite professionally, and then took a dustpan to wash and sort out the vegetables very diligently. Hu mm wanted to help next to him, but he helped more and more. Apologetically, he stuck out his tongue and ran back to listen to the song.
It didn't take long for Fang Lin to take the rice cooker and start boiling the bone broth, the kind of stick bones without meat were very cheap, and not many people bought them, but the taste of the soup was wonderful. After a while, a white mist rose up, after Fang Lin adjusted the ingredients, it was really fragrant for a while, so that the people on the whole floor had to open the door from time to time to take a look, after a while, Fang Lin put down the tips of the cut tofu and peas, the tofu was snow-white and pink, and the tips of the peas were verdant and lovely, just visually it gave people a striking impact, Hu mm grinned, and couldn't wait to steal his mouth. At this time, two girls came up downstairs together, one saw Hu Jia, and rushed over happily and said:
"Wow. Sneak up on me [***]! A great bad conscience! ”
The other one saw it, but his apricot eyes immediately widened, as if he saw an enemy of life and death, who is not the young and lively version of Sun Yanzi's senior sister Zhao Mingmin?
(To be continued)