On a village road, a galloping BMW X6 instantly swept across the runway and passed through rural villages.

Finally, when I arrived at a bamboo forest trail named Houkeng Village, the car braked at high speed and stopped.

In the car, a young man in a yellow robe gently pushed the car door and walked down, he smiled, and said to Liang Yi in the driving seat: "Boss Liang, don't you need to come to the cold house, drink a cup of tea and leave!" ”

Liang Yi looked at Wang Buer's indifferent smile, and he couldn't wait to find a few guys on the road to beat him on the spot, but the old man in the family had warned him before, so he couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, and said coldly:

"Barren mountain and wild man, what can there be to entertain in a dilapidated thatched cottage, Lao Tzu is a figure with a head and face in the city and province, he walks in a magnificent place, and drinks hundreds of thousands of expensive red wine from the royal family, do you think you can entertain with your value?

Hum! It's just an ignorant hairy child, give you five minutes to get your things and leave quickly, don't waste my precious time! Saying that, Liang Yi held the pig's head high and no longer paid attention to Wang Fuji.

"Hehe, Boss Liang is noble, you can leave now, why bother with a little person like me. However, the matter of the old ancestor's grave, I'm afraid you can't explain it to the old man! Wang Buji laughed and said teasingly.

But now he is extremely unhappy with this Liang Yi in his heart, damn shameless, is it great to have money! If it weren't for your customer, Lao Tzu wouldn't even drag you! I also learned to dress like a crab and walked sideways!

"Okay, good toothy boy, wait, you look good!"

Liang Yi was really angry, glared and gritted his teeth, and when he saw Wang Buer's ridiculous expression, he couldn't wait to get out of the car and beat him up now, how serious the consequences would be for him to offend himself.

"Haha" Wang Buji laughed, unabashedly gave Liang Yi an idiot look, and then he turned his head, flicked his robe, and walked towards a grass hut in the Zhuhai Mountain. Later, he dropped a sentence from afar: "Boss Liang, you are waiting here, and the uncle will be back soon!" ”

Liang Yitie's face was blue, his head was smoky, and he stared at Wang Bu'er who disappeared into the bamboo sea. He gritted his teeth and snorted coldly: "Grandma's, the stinky boy will let you be proud for a while, if Lao Tzu doesn't teach you a profound lesson tonight, I don't know how to go!" ”

As he spoke, Liang Yi took out his mobile phone and quickly pressed a series of strangers' numbers. After waiting for a few seconds, he quickly connected, he held back his anger, his tone was cold, and said, "Kuroko, I have work to do tonight!" ”

Between the bamboo sea and forests, looking from a distance, from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, from the flat ground is all paved with emerald green bamboo, layer by layer, layer upon layer. Not only can you not distinguish the branches, branches and leaves, but you can't even see the houses and paths clearly, as if they are all submerged by the sea of bamboo.

When a gust of wind blows, above the bamboo sea, the tide is surging green bamboo, and a Lang pushes a Lang, surging straight to the sky. It's hard to know how deep the sea of tender blue and dark green bamboo is, and you can only see the ups and downs of the bamboo Lang, and its vitality, which means that it is very deep.

The stone path winds up to a secluded cottage. The hut is located in the depths of the slope of the bamboo sea forest, Wang Bu'er steps lightly winged, leaping up, the Taoist robe is light Buddha, the breeze passes, the person has floated out and stopped in front of the hut door, this hut forest house, the plaque is written (Taoist house), this house is the residence of Wang Buer and his master.

And here, not only Wang Bu'er's hut, less than 30 steps to the north, there is a hut very similar to Wang Bu'er's house, and its door is open.

Wang Buji stopped and saw it, which made him sigh lightly, puzzled? The owner of this hut, Chen Po, has not been back here for three years, could it be that she is back today?

"No, I have to go and see, don't let me be a thief?" Wang Buji was shocked, recently, he heard from the villagers at the foot of the mountain that there had been a few small thieves nearby, who often entered the house to steal valuables. Could it be that today, they have touched here?

Wang Buji secretly felt that the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, and he had to go and see. Thinking about it, his eyes widened, and he walked over lightly, hiding in front of the hut door.

The bamboo door of the hut was wide open, seeing this, Wang Buer paused, his bright eyes turned, and then he bent his waist, gently moved the steps of the thief to the root of the door, his eyes fluttering, and secretly glanced at the situation in the house.

As expected, he was secretly shocked in his heart, there was a person in this room who was facing away from him, this person was wearing blue denim leggings, a white shirt on his upper body, and a big straw hat on his head, and his figure was slender and slender, similar to a woman's figure. The man was barefoot, standing on a bamboo stool, his hands hooked, and he didn't know what he was rummaging through the cabinet.

Wang Buer, who peeked outside the house, became angry when he saw this, this person was definitely not the Chen Po he knew, he knew that Chen Po lived here alone, and there was no one else. So he didn't know the person in front of him at all. Then, seeing is believing, and it proves that this person should be the little thief that the villagers said a few days ago.

This made Wang Buyi angry for a while, and said secretly in his heart: "Okay, you are a little thief, you are bold enough, you dare to take advantage of grandpa's absence, come and steal from me, I don't catch you today, grandpa, I have your bones to eat." Hum! ”

Wang Buji snorted fiercely in his heart. He secretly thought that while the little thief was still standing on the stool to steal something, he took the opportunity to burst in, rushed in and hugged the little thief, pressed the ground and caught it, and called the police, so that the police uncle would deal with the thief, and it would be regarded as a people's silver bear.

Just do it, Wang Buer sneered at the corner of his mouth, and when the people in the house were still not paying attention, he suddenly rushed in, opened his hand, and came to a big bear hug, and hugged the person.

That person was also attacked by a sudden sneak attack, and he was stunned for a moment, and his little face suddenly became ashamed and angry.

But he was even more stunned, it was still Wang Buer, I saw that his face was puzzled, and he secretly said in his heart: "En? No, why is this little thief so big in his breasts? Is it still so soft to rub? Thinking in his heart, he was very puzzled, and felt dreamy, and he pinched and grabbed the man's chest twice with both hands.

"Ahh But suddenly, a sharp cry vibrated like a divine sound wave.

Wang Buer's head was shocked, and he was dizzy, and he was at a loss for what to do. Before he could figure out what was going on, the left side of his face said, "Bang!" With a loud sound, he was slapped on the left side of the face.

At this moment, Wang Buji was stunned. Covering the left side of his face with one hand, he was dumbfounded, and when he saw the true face of that person, he shouted: "My mother, why do you say that this thief's chest is so big, and he is messing around, it turns out to be a woman, this is miserable!" ”

At this moment, Chen Xiaoyu glared and gritted his teeth, angry, originally beautiful almond eyes, blazing, soaring. The small mouth was full of fire, and he was about to swallow Wang Buji in one gulp, and he was furious.

She took advantage of Wang Buer's still in a daze, and scolded angrily: "You stinky rascal, you dare, dare to die for your mother!" She couldn't say anything ashamed, she was still standing on the stool, angry, and suddenly, she raised her right foot and greeted the second brother under Wang Buji's crotch, and greeted her very warmly.

"Woo, my eggs... Ah, my balls are broken! Wang Buji hunched his waist, his eyes were full of tears, his hands were under his crotch, and the pain of his balls made him jump around the room, twisting and turning, and let out a heart-rending wail.

Chen Xiaoyu had an angry face, glanced at it, and saw Wang Fuji's painful appearance, he didn't care whether he lived or died at all, and felt very relieved, this thing dared to sneak attack his chest, and it was good if he didn't kill him.

"If you dare to eat the old lady's tofu, you have to be good at the rhythm of death, kicking your ugly things is light, hurry up and say, who are you, otherwise the old lady will scrape your skin alive!" Chen Xiaoyu said fiercely.

"You, you!" Wang Bu'er was in pain, he couldn't speak at all, this egg was painful, which made him feel cold under his crotch, and he didn't know if it was really broken? If it's really broken, what will happen to Lao Tzu in the future, I'm still a virgin, but I don't want to be Li Lianying's hobby to take care of Cixi. At this moment, Wang Fuji had a desire without tears, wailing and screaming.

At this time, a woman's voice came from the kitchen in the house, with a puzzled tone, and asked, "What egg broke Xiaoyu?" Did you break the duck eggs? ”

Chen Xiaoyu listened to the words in the house, her melon seeds were exquisite, her playful nose was pulled, and she immediately showed a playful smile, she squinted at Wang Buer, and immediately shouted into the kitchen: "It's not the master, I broke the 'chicken' egg!" ”

"Eggs? What kind of eggs? I remember when I came back, I only bought duck eggs, not eggs? I'll take a look! ”

As she spoke, a middle-aged woman in her forties came out of the kitchen, with long hair and tired back of her head, a charming face, slender eyebrows, a pair of phoenix eyes, a goose egg face, and a small mouth and pointed chin. Dressed in a black dress, with a thin waist, and a green ribbon, it tightly outlines the woman's slender figure with three distinct lines.

Compared with Chen Xiaoyu's cute and delicate almond eyes, she has a tall figure and a distinct figure, one is enchanting, and the other is youthful and energetic!

The woman, known as Mrs. Chen, was still holding a green onion in her hand, apparently cooking. But at this moment, when she saw Wang Buji, who was hunched over and covered his crotch with both hands, she showed joy and said happily: "No. 2? It's really you, you've grown so big, your mother-in-law almost didn't recognize you, hey, what are you doing with your crotch? Injured? ”

The woman Wang Buer had seen clearly was the Chen Po he was looking for.

But at this moment, his second brother was kicked by Chen Xiaoyu, and it was extremely painful, as if his two balls were broken. He held back his face and was hot, raised his head, trembling hands, pointed to the side with difficulty and looked at him with a sneer Chen Xiaoyu, his tone was a little palpitating, and said to Chen Po: "Chen Chen Po, she... Who is she and how did she end up in your house? ”

"She, it's her mother-in-law's disciple named Chen Xiaoyu, and today her mother-in-law came back and took her home to meet you!" Saying that, Chen Po was filled with joy and introduced Wang Buer to Chen Xiaoyu again.

However, Chen Xiaoyu has been with a cold little face, which makes Chen Po puzzled, could it be that these two people have a conflict? So she asked: "Xiaoyu I, didn't you say that the egg was broken, what's going on, and No. 2, what are you doing, are you hurt?" Let my mother-in-law show you. ”

"No, no, I'm fine, mother-in-law." Wang Buer hurriedly stood up, laughing more ugly than crying, and hurriedly said to Chen Po. He didn't dare to look directly at Chen Xiaoyu standing on the side now. He is secretly fortunate now, fortunately the dick under the crotch of his pants is not broken, otherwise he will regret it for the rest of his life, and he will regret it beyond his reach.

However, he was still a little embarrassed, and the comparison was, ahem... touched where the people were, so he said in a tone of voice with apologies, and said: "Just now, that, I'm a little embarrassed, I'm sorry, please forgive me!" ”

"Hmph, did you forgive you with a word of sorry? It's not so simple to tell you, don't give me a reasonable reason, don't think I'll spare you! Chen Xiaoyu, who put his hands around his chest and snorted coldly. Obviously, it is impossible for her to let go of Wang Buer so easily, it is more that she was touched by a strange man, and it is even more hateful that this guy is pinching and rubbing, which really makes her have the urge to kill this damn **. It's so hateful.

"I said, what's wrong with you two? I just met, and we quarreled, why did Fuji make you so angry, Xiaoyu? Chen Po saw it suspiciously, this one was ashamed and angry, and the other bowed his head and apologized. I really don't know what happened to the two young people.

"Master, this hooligan bullied me and touched someone here!" Chen Xiaoyu's eyes were angry, he pouted angrily, pointed to his proud chest, and pointed to Wang Bu'er, who was bowing his head at the moment, and said to Chen Po in a coquettish voice.

Chen Po looked at Chen Xiaoyu and compared her breasts, her little face was red with shame and anger, and she looked at her cute and puffing little mouth, looking very ashamed and angry. Even Chen Po was stunned.

At this time, Wang Buji couldn't calm down, and the woman had already said it here. It made me even more shy, embarrassed to put my head down, kissed my toes quickly, and kept thinking in my heart, "Sin sin sin old man didn't mean it."

However, Chen Po had a happy face, pretended to be angry, scolded Wang Buer with a smile, and said, "I said Xiao Er, how can you do this!" This is going to make people see you like this, how bad it is, do you say yes, hurry up and apologize to Xiaoyu! ”

Wang Buji buried his head and looked apologetic, but he heard Chen Po's tone and didn't blame much. However, he really couldn't explain this embarrassing question. At that moment, there was really no way, how could I have to be manly.

Immediately, Wang Buer raised his head and looked directly at Chen Xiaoyu, although he was a little afraid, he still said sincerely: "I'm sorry, I'm really embarrassed just now, this is purely a misunderstanding, it was a mistake in my judgment, I'm sorry to treat you as a little thief, please forgive me!" ”

"Still misunderstood? I treat my wife as a thief, I'll beat you to death, a hooligan? Chen Xiaoyu was even more angry, it was so hateful. Since this guy said that he was a little thief, it was really unforgivable. So, like a shrew, she flicked her sleeves, clenched her pink fists, and didn't give Wang Buji a chance to speak, so she greeted when she came up.

Squirting, which tiger is strong, with the most primitive moves, just like a little daughter-in-law, suddenly saw her husband prostitution, was caught by course, opened her teeth and claws, regardless of it, beat Wang Fuji to hug his head and run away, he couldn't find the southeast and northwest, and screamed.

After a few minutes.........

Wang Buji held his head, pulled his face, and squatted on the ground.

And Chen Xiaoyu, with slightly raised eyebrows and angry eyes, snorted coldly at Wang Buer, who was squatting on the ground and was beaten with his head and covering his face.

Wang Buer raised his head cautiously, glanced at the difficult Chen Xiaoyu, and wanted to cry without tears in his heart, he didn't know where to redress his grievances, so he could only pull the donkey's face bitterly.

"Well, I know now that women are not to be messed with............