Chapter 4: Orphans

"Oops, beaten and beaten, scolded and scolded, Xiaoyu Xiaoyu, you go back to the kitchen to cook first, the master will help you get justice for this matter, and let him give you a reasonable explanation!" Chen Po stuffed the green onion in her hand to Chen Xiaoyu and pushed her into the kitchen.

But Chen Xiaoyu was very reluctant, and glared at Wang Bu'er with your dead gaze before turning around and walking into the kitchen.

This made Wang Buji breathe a sigh of relief, and looked at Chen Xiaoyu, who was angry and warned himself, and walked into the kitchen.

He stood up cautiously, palpitating, touching his face that was beaten a little painfully, his teeth crooked, depressed and tearless.

Chen Po showed ridicule on her face, and pulled Wang Buer to walk out of the house, she came back, with a ridiculous gaze, looked Wang Buer up and down, while still praising and smiling, she said: "Not bad, yes, I haven't seen you for three years, I didn't think that Wang Buer, who was still a flute-headed boy back then, is now an adult, and has learned to play hooligan." ”

At this time, Wang Buer's eyes were anxious, showing anxiety, and hurriedly explained: No, no, mother-in-law, I really didn't mean to, just now, just now I really thought she was a thief, that's why. Just.! The more he spoke, the more embarrassed his voice became.

"Giggles, you little head! Mother-in-law doesn't blame you! Chen Po laughed a few times. Seeing that Wang Buer was delicate and elegant, with embarrassment on her thin little face, she seemed to like seeing Wang Buer's expression.

"You're so old, do you have a girlfriend?" Chen Po asked suddenly.

Wang Buer was a little dazed, staring at Chen Po, his eyes were dry, he didn't know what he meant, he said carefully: "No, what's wrong?" ”

"It's not a good thing, what do you think of the female apprentice Xiaoyu that my mother-in-law brought back this time? Pretty or not pretty? Immediately, Chen Po showed a playful smile, glanced at him and said.

Wang Buer stared, his mind turned quickly, and after thinking about it, he said: "It's not good, people are beautiful, but their temper is too hot, and just now, it was indeed a misunderstanding, and besides, she kicked me everywhere, and it still hurts!" ”

"Giggles, you deserve to be unlucky!" Chen Po scolded with a smile, and was angry and put her fingers on Wang Buer's head. However, she squinted her eyes, showed a malicious smile, and said, "If your mother-in-law marries Xiaoyu to you, are you willing to marry her?" ”

"Nani, marry me?" Hearing this, Wang Buer was really scared back, stared at him in a daze, paused for a while before reacting, anxious eyes, scared to Chen Po, hurriedly stopped and said: "This is impossible, this is absolutely impossible, I will not marry a hot tigress to go home, mother-in-law, you will spare me!" Wang Buji turned to pleading.

"What a tigress, look at you, really, Xiaoyu is very good and gentle, my mother-in-law brought her back, the purpose is to introduce her to your object, you have to marry her!" Chen Po glanced at him, revealing ill intentions.

Wang Buji looked stunned, very bitter, cried with a face, and said: "No, mother-in-law, you are a matchmaker for a secret marriage, why do you change your career now and be a matchmaker for the living?" This isn't your profession! ”

Chen Po's real name is Chen Jing, and she is a matchmaker, but she is not a matchmaker who handles marriages for the living, but a matchmaker who handles marriages for the dead.

In today's era, many people may no longer know about underworld marriage, and it is unheard of. However, it is not surprising that the older generation is well-known for their ears. Marriage is a terrible marriage activity, where a dead person marries a dead person, or a dead person marries a living person.

Three years ago, Chen Po suddenly took a trip to a distant business, and it was three years after leaving, and now she suddenly came back, which also surprised Wang Buji. In particular, he brought a beautiful tigress back, and asked him to marry him, so that Wang Buer was not prepared at all, he was really depressed, and he directly offended this tigress.

Chen Po and Wang Buer are neighbors, and they have watched Wang Buer grow up since childhood, like relatives, and they are not generally good to him, but that is, Chen Po and Wang Buer's master seem to have some festivals, to put it bluntly, it is just a love debt.

Wang Buer didn't understand, and it was not easy to explain. Anyway, I just don't know what is going on with them, when they meet, they will not let go if they don't make each other angry, and sometimes it's also very fun, Wang Fuji is used to it.

Chen Po laughed and giggled, glanced at Wang Bu'er, and said: "This is not a social cross-current, the world has changed dramatically, and the profession has changed, and the mother-in-law is worried, I am afraid that you will not be able to find a daughter-in-law to live like this, so the mother-in-law specially brought one back and introduced it to you!" What do you think? Don't think about it, Xiaoyu is really gentle! ”

As soon as Wang Buer heard the word gentle, the little brother under the crotch of his pants was cold, and he secretly said in his heart, "If she is gentle, the boar will climb the tree, and it will not hurt so much." ”

However, Wang Buer didn't dare to show it in front of Chen Po, listening to Chen Po's words seemed to be true or false, which really made him a little scared, and asked: "Mother-in-law, you, you won't be serious, right?" ”

"Of course it's true! This is still false! You just give a happy word, don't grind and chirp, marry or not? ”

"This, cough cough, mother-in-law, I took over the business today, and now I have to handle it, I'll go first." Saying that, Wang Buer turned his head and wanted to run, he really didn't want to stay anymore, looking at Chen Po's serious appearance, he was very afraid of marrying Chen Xiaoyu. It's better to run away first, and then talk about it later.

"Stop, come back!" However, Chen Po shouted loudly and stopped him in a daze.

Wang Buer had a bitter face, turned his head pitifully, begged, looked very funny, and cried: "Mother-in-law, just let go of poor me, now is an open era, marriage is free, love is in charge, you can't force me to marry someone I don't like." Otherwise, I'll hit your head and kill you at your feet. ”

"Poof...!" Looking at Wang Buer's appearance of playing treasure, Chen Po finally couldn't help laughing, her face was relaxed, and her style was full of charm. Don't look at Chen Po in her forties, her current appearance looks as young and beautiful as a twenty-seven or eighteen-year-old girl, which is amazing.

"Okay, okay, mother-in-law won't joke with you, I just want to ask where your master is, do you really think that your mother-in-law will marry your baby female apprentice to you negative men?" Chen Po glanced at him and said angrily.

"Ahem, what I said is clearly about the old man, I'm not a negative man." Wang Buer thought to himself, this time, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that Chen Po was teasing him, and now he put his heart in his stomach.

Immediately, Wang Buer said to Chen Po: "Master, he went out to pick up business a few days ago, saying that he would only come back tomorrow, and his mother-in-law would have to wait for tomorrow if she wanted to find him, and I would leave first if I still had work!" ”

"Oh! That's it! Chen Po's eyes froze, and she suddenly shouted again: "Stop, what are you doing running so fast, I'm afraid that my mother-in-law will force me to get married!" Is the work you received today dangerous? Do you need your mother-in-law to help you! ”

was shouted by her mother-in-law, but listening to her words of concern, Wang Buji hurriedly pushed his face and smiled: "No need mother-in-law, in fact, it is just a burial and relocation of the grave, that is, the corpse in the coffin is not easy to deal with, but fortunately, the corpse did not break out of the coffin, I went tonight to protect the suppression, if there is no accident, I believe it is nothing, just wait for Master Ming'er to come back and clean it up!" Mother-in-law, you don't have to worry! Looking at Granny Wang's concerned gaze, Wang Buji smiled and said things more simply, as for not saying that the corpse was a green zombie.

"You kid!" Granny Chen looked at Wang Buer dotingly, and said with a heartache: "I have no father or mother to take care of me since I was a child, and I began to go south and north with your ghost master at the age of five. ”

Chen Po's words made Wang Bu'er feel sad and warm. That's right, in fact, Wang Bu'er is an orphan, he has no father or mother since he was a child, it was his master who picked him up from the grave, and the master pulled him so big with a handful of and urine.

Eighteen years ago, when the master picked up the child, he pinched and counted his birth date, saying that the time of birth was Guihai, Yichou, Xin Chou, belonging to the lunar year and the moon and the yin day of the birth, the day of life with evil, belonging to the special person who walks on the border of yin and yang, and has yin and yang.

This kind of yin and yang body, which is born to restrain parents and relatives, is often abandoned by parents when they are born, or sent to practice Buddhism and Taoism. So far, Wang Buji has not blamed his biological parents, nor has he specifically looked for their traces, perhaps this is the fate of God to arrange his life.

From childhood to adulthood, the master raised Wang Fuji as an adult, ate and clothed him, read modern culture, and when he was five years old, he learned the Tao from his master, traveled south and north, the four seas as his home, and lived a life of catching ghosts and collecting demons, all kinds of tribulations, life and death, but also let him learn a lot of things, and his heart is also maturing.

See through the world. His master and Chen Po have already become Wang Buer's relatives so far, although the words are unknown, but he knows that their kind of family affection and love for him cannot be expressed in words.

Seeing Wang Buer's sad expression, Chen Po was distressed, showed a gentle smile, and said with concern: "Don't go to pick up the work tonight, stay with your mother-in-law, and wait for Ming'er Your dead old ghost master to come back, let him clean up!" Come on, come into the house with me! After speaking, he was going to pull Wang Buji into the grass hut and walk.

"Don't don't, mother-in-law, in our industry, you can't talk without credit, I have promised Mr. Liang. Besides, everyone parked their cars outside and waited for me, mother-in-law, mother-in-law! Wang Buer hurriedly grabbed Chen Po and begged with a face, in fact, he was afraid of entering the house, and Chen Xiaoyu beat him again.

"Mother-in-law, I have been admitted to the provincial university this year, and this business trip is also the last, when I finish tonight's work, I will go to college and study hard, and I won't catch ghosts and demons during the period, okay?"

"I've been admitted to college, yes, you're also going to college, so go ahead! But you have to be careful in everything, don't be careless, wait for Ming'er to come back, my mother-in-law will fry a few dishes for you and Xiaoyu, congratulations on your admission to college! Chen Po's face was glorious, as if she was going to university, smiling and not smiling.

Wang Buer couldn't help but say in surprise: "Nani, she, she was also admitted to the Provincial University?" ”

"That's right, Xiaoyu has also been admitted to the university of the province, and you will have to take care of each other in the future!" Chen Po patted him on the shoulder and smiled, the smile was very playful.

Wang Bu'er looked melancholy, pulled a depressed face, lowered his head, and walked towards his home without a look.

"It's over, it's completely over, that fierce troublesome tigress was also admitted to the provincial university, how will I live in the future, God, are you punishing me, or do you feel sorry for me?"

In the end, God didn't help him, and with a helpless sigh, he pushed the door and stepped into the hut. The hut is not big and only 200 square meters, two rooms, one living room and one kitchen, and the furniture in the house is all made of bamboo, but it has another quiet style.

On the west side of the hall, on the yellow decoration of the Taoist platform, there are many immortals enshrined, Wang Buer lit incense to all the immortals, knelt three and bowed nine times, made a big salute, and implored Taishang Laojun and his Taiyi real gods and immortals to give the runes.

As he read it, he picked up the platform, and his master specially left him a charm to please the gods, and some things that packed up the peach wood sword and black dog blood, all of which were packed into a tattered cloth bag. Feeling that nothing had been left, he went out and locked the bamboo door before turning around and running towards the foot of the mountain.

Seeing the BMW X6 car parked on the side of the road, Wang Buer paused, and immediately showed a joke, he thought that Liang Yi had already left, but he didn't expect him to be so distracted and wait for himself. However, when he saw Liang Yi sitting in the car, his face was extremely unsightly.

Stretched out his hand to pull the car door, unceremoniously, bowed his waist and sat in the back seat, Wang Buer looked at Liang Yi, and said with a salty smile: "Boss Liang, I have kept you waiting for a long time, and I feel sleepy, so I took a nap at home for a while, didn't Lang waste your precious time, right?" Of course Wang Buer didn't sleep, he just deliberately teased Liang Yi before he said so.

Sure enough, Liang Yi snorted coldly, his face turned green, very ugly, he glared at Wang Fuji angrily, and shouted: "You are very good, let me wait for half an hour, and see if you can still laugh later!" After speaking, Liang Yi turned his head and stopped talking, started the car, shook out of the bamboo forest, and ran on the mountain road.

Seeing this scene, Wang Buer suddenly noticed that this guy's eyes contained an imperceptible and sinister taste. It seems that there is some kind of trickery, dig it in advance, and wait for yourself to stupidly jump in and feel good.

"No wonder, with this guy as a human being, he won't give up so easily if he doesn't mock and scold a bloody dog at this time. This is an indication that there is a problem. Alas, whether it's good or bad, the villain's heart is unpredictable, otherwise it will be funny if the gutter overturns. ”

Wang Buer thought to himself, squinting at Liang Yi who was driving, hoping that he had better not do too much, otherwise, he would not be a soft persimmon, you can pinch it as much as you want, and it will blow your face if it explodes.