Chapter 14: Some Returns
"You can rest assured, Master Dao, I have nothing, only honesty is the most honest! Hurry up and do the Fa! ”
The fox spirit was suspicious, and said when he saw that the king was rich and treacherous. But no matter how you look at it, you think he's making a cunning ghost idea.
But now, there is no room for her to be suspicious. She sat cross-legged on the green tile, closed her eyes, crossed her hands and sealed, and in the blink of an eye, her body bloomed with fiery red light, gorgeous and gorgeous. Her fiery red tail was swaying with leaps.
Suddenly, she quickly changed the printing method with her bare hands, and she roared to the sky, and her mouth was wide open. Suddenly, white humanoid souls spat out of her mouth.
In the blink of an eye, he vomited out eighteen souls. Immediately, the vixen's large tail was at a speed that could be seen to have more than doubled rapidly. Her aura also plummeted and fell to the level of the ninth layer of the Demon Dao realm.
Looking at the eighteen flowing souls hanging in the air, Wang Youcai sighed with a serious expression. These souls are all harmed by this evil obstacle, and good life gives them a ride.
Thinking about it, he took out a gourd full of charms from the cloth bag, opened the tizi, and shouted: "Take!" Immediately, the eighteen souls suspended in the void were quickly put into the gourd.
Seeing that the soul was all included in the gourd, the old Taoist priest sighed: "Alas, eighteen human lives, it's really a sin, let the old Taoist send you to reincarnate!" ”
After doing this, Wang Youcai looked at the fox spirit with withered breath, and he smiled: "Since the soul has been returned, you swear a blood oath!" ”
The fox spirit looked at Wang Youcai, her expression was gloomy, she could only be helpless, she was already depressed when she was lowered back to the ninth layer of the demon realm, and now she has to swear blood, she really wants to die headlong.
Wang Youcai saw her hesitation, and said impatiently: "You can hurry up, it's almost dawn this day, Master Dao, I have to go back to sleep early, if not, Master Dao, I will help you!" ”
"Hmph, I don't need your help!" The vixen snorted coldly, glared angrily, and then she closed her eyes, knotted her handprints, and began to prepare to swear by her blood.
Looking at the angry appearance of the fox spirit, Wang Youcai was happy, squinted his old eyes, and sneered: "You fox spirit, you are still so arrogant when you are dying." Look at Dao Ye, I won't accept you now. ”
Immediately, he showed an extremely treacherous expression, and while the vixen was swearing with his blood, he took out another drawing gourd from the cloth bag that was even smaller than before.
Wang Youcai smiled treacherously, opened the gourd raiser, held it above his head, and aimed the mouth of the gourd at the fox spirit, taking advantage of the fox spirit's inattention, he shouted: "Collect!" ”
A white mist of gas erupted from the mouth of the small gourd, hazy, and quickly enveloped the fox spirit's body.
The fox spirit who was swearing in essence blood was suddenly shocked, his eyes were blood-red, and he shouted angrily: "Ah stinky Taoist, you dare to blow up and capture this demon venerable, I will let you break your body into ten thousand pieces." The vixen roared, struggling.
"Hehe" Wang Youcai laughed treacherously, ignoring the anger of the fox spirit, he killed so many people, and he didn't even kill her, and he had to suppress her for a while.
"You're better the first Dao Master's gourd!" Impressively. He put his left hand on the gourd and shouted at the vixen.
The rune gourd that spit out a large amount of mist instantly enveloped the fox spirit, and in an instant, her entire body became smaller and sucked into the small gourd.
"Ahh Damn stinky Taoist, let this demon out. You cunning old thing, you're still a strong man, let me out! The vixen shouted in the gourd, his tone extremely angry.
Wang Youcai covered the gourd, he shook the fox spirit in the gourd, and said with a smile: "Master Dao, I never talk about manly demeanor, only about scoundrels." You, just stay in my gourd obediently, and when the Taoist sends you to use, I'll release you again. ”
The vixen was in the pitch-black gourd, so angry that he wanted to hit the wall, and his head was about to explode. This damn stinky Taoist priest is even more cunning and treacherous than their fox clan, he is simply a rogue old fox.
Wang Youcai smiled, catching a fox spirit was also unexpected for him, he said to himself and laughed: "Daoist Nine Layer Realm." The spray is good, it will come in handy. ”
After doing this, he jumped into the room, but some of the illusionary illusions had changed back to their original form, it was a dilapidated room, and there was still a dry corpse lying on the dilapidated bed, I am afraid that the vixen had already sucked his blood, and had been dead for more than a year.
Wang Youcai looked at the dried corpse on the bed, his expression was gloomy, he shook his head bitterly, and sighed: "Old friend, old friend, so miserable, it seems that this is the fate of God to arrange you, alas, just let the old brother send you the last ride!" ”
After speaking, he took out the gourd that had collected the soul before, opened the gourd and released eighteen souls, these eighteen souls were thin and cloudy, in which Wang Youcai found the souls of his old friends, but they were already souls with no memory, and naturally they didn't know the ancients.
Shaking his head and sighing lightly, Wang Youcai looked at the eighteen souls and said helplessly: "Dust to dust, soil to earth, fate is entangled." Since I only saved your soul today, then send the Buddha to the west, and send you to reincarnate as soon as possible, and I wish to live in a good fate! ”
As he spoke, he took out eighteen yellow talismans from his waist and threw them at the top of each of the eighteen souls in front of his head!
Wang Youcai recited the mantra: "Ghost land, Hades receives, Nai He Bridge, Meng Po receives, go on the road!" As soon as he finished speaking, the eighteen yellow talismans burst into a cloud of sparks and turned into a red lantern. The lantern was suspended in the void, as if it had been towed, and it flew into the sky with eighteen souls, heading west.
Seeing the soul lantern that had flown away, Wang Youcai sighed, and then looked at the dried corpse of his old friend on the wooden bed.
At this time, the rooster crowed, and it was almost dawn. He picked up the dried corpse and walked outside, came to the open space in the courtyard, and gently placed the corpse on the ground. He took three steps back and gave his old friend three last bows. Only then did he take out a burning yellow talisman, sighed, and said, "Some of them will return to dust, return them to the earth!" ”
"Bang!" With a bang, the thrown yellow talisman fell on the dry corpse, and sparks burst out and ignited, and within ten minutes, it was already burned to ashes.
Wang Youcai shook his head and sighed, he waved his sleeves, and suddenly a gust of wind blew, driving the ashes all over the ground to go with the wind, flying towards the first glory in the east.
Wang Youcai felt that he had done almost the same, the sunrise in the east had already revealed that the fish belly was white, he chuckled and shook his head and walked towards the house, looking at the three corpses standing on the door panel of the dark house, nothing abnormal. He smiled and patted the dust on his body, and said to himself: "Master Dao, I should have done it, it's time to get a good night's sleep!" When he had finished speaking, he fell asleep.
Soon the sun sets and night begins to fall.
The Dead Corpse Inn in the barren mountains and mountains still looks so eerie and terrifying against the backdrop of the night!
It wasn't until twelve o'clock that the door of the tattered corpse inn "creaked...!" The sound was opened, and the old Taoist priest dressed in red cedar walked out of it.
Wang Youcai looked around the outside of the Dead Body Inn, except for the gusting wind, some were quiet. Gloomy silence.
He wore a mustache and nodded with a smile in his old eyes. He shook the bronze bell of the soul in his hand, and made a crisp copper bell, which seemed so shocking in the silent night.
"Happy God on the road, return to the hometown!" Wang Youcai shouted, and suddenly in front of the dead body inn, three bodies dressed in white shrouds jumped out, with a dumpling leaf cloak on their heads, revealing a miserable white tightly closed eyelid and happy under their faces.
Xishen's lips are red like blood, and there is a yellow charm on his forehead, and his stiff posture gives people the feeling of zombies fighting monsters.
Wang Youcai saw that the three corpses had arrived, he rang the small yin gong with a bang, shook the Nie soul bell, and shouted: "Happy gods crossing, gods and ghosts retreat, buy a road to borrow, ordinary people, don't get close, hurry back to your hometown, and go to the earth for peace!" ”
Wang Youcai led the three happy gods on the road, they walked slowly, walking and jumping in the dark night, and his Nie Soul Bell and the small Yin Gong Dong Gong sounded all the way! Trekking through mountains and rivers all the way through forests and slow uninhabited wilderness, walking through villages and villages, from to the destination, "Fanjia Village"
The journey was finally safe, and when Wang Youcai arrived at his destination, he had already informed the family of the deceased in advance two or three days before, prepared the coffin, and dug the grave, and he took the three corpses to the family members in the mountain to prepare some graves and coffins in advance!
He suddenly stopped and shouted, "Stop!" The three bodies stopped at once.
Wang Youcai turned around and looked at the three corpses with satisfaction before untying the ropes for them and taking off the Zongye cloak. He immediately put the longevity clothes, hats, and shoes prepared by the family members for the three deceased before putting them in the longevity coffin.
For this kind of burial process, all by the corpse cleaner Wang Youcai alone, absolutely not allowed family members to interfere or observe, this necessity is in these critical moments, as soon as the living person approaches the corpse, there will be a danger of shocking the corpse and defrauding the corpse, and the burial process must also be in the middle of the night.
Everything was ready, and Wang Youcai nodded with satisfaction. He stepped aside and took out an iPhone 4s from his cloth bag.
This makes people look at it, and feel that Wang Youcai is dressed in the style of a simple Taoist priest, but he is funny and comes up with a completely modern communication tool, how to look at it, it feels a little funny and weird, especially his obscene and adulterous appearance, I really want to beat him.
Wang Youcai quickly called the family of the deceased, and within five minutes, a large group of people walked up from the bottom of the mountain.
At the head were the old man and the old woman, both parents of the deceased. The two elders saw the three wooden coffins placed in front of the grave. As soon as the lid of the coffin was opened, the eyebrows appeared, and it was indeed the bereaved parent, who looked like yesterday, but he was sleeping in the coffin.
Suddenly, the old couple was sad and miserable, devastating, howling and crying, and a group of men and women behind them were crying silently.
Wang Youcai looked at it and shook his head and smiled bitterly, this kind of scene has been seen countless times since he started the Tao.
Until the hour of the hour has come, and the hour of the dead is buried in the earth. The old Taoist priest persuaded the old couple and said, "People can't be resurrected after death, so the second elder should mourn." ”
Wang Youcai helped the old couple to hand over the deceased's daughter-in-law to take care of, and he came to the prepared platform to prepare for the deceased's last journey.
He held a peachwood sword in one hand and threw yellow rune paper money in the other hand, and began to do more for the deceased.
After ten minutes, he suddenly stood in front of the platform, holding the peachwood sword in his hand, at this time Wang Youcai's expression was serious, he looked at the dead in the three wooden coffins in front of him, and shouted loudly: "The dust returns to nature, the earth returns to the earth, some return to nature, the undead are exceeded, out!" ”
Suddenly the deceased in the wooden coffin opened his frightening eyes, and suddenly a white mist phantom came out from the ears, eyes, and nose of the three deceased, forming an illusory soul!
The three souls still have memories, and when they see their parents and sons, they regret this life, but some of them are too late. Mortals can't see it, they can't touch it, and the three souls who want to hug their relatives can't do it for the last time!
Wang Youcai shook his head and sighed lightly, and said to the ethereal and illusory three souls: "One step wrong, Liangcheng regrets this life, yin and yang are separated, but they are forever separated by two worlds, today I will send you the last journey, I wish you to be reincarnated and take a righteous path!" ”
After speaking, he took out three yellow talismans and threw them in front of their heads, turned into a lantern, and flew to the west with the souls of three reluctant family members.
After doing this, Wang Youcai asked the men to bury the three wooden coffins of the deceased.
And this time, the corpse chaser business can be regarded as over.
After the old Taoist priest got paid, it was time to return home, but fortunately, Fanjia Village was not far from Houkeng Village, and it was also a two-hour hike. After Wang Youcai packed up his things, he waved his sleeves and said to himself with a smile: "I don't know if the stinky boy at home has caused trouble for me."