One hundred and seventy-two oxen and two pillars forced confessions
Niu Erzhu smiled secretly in his heart, and he didn't know what to say, so he had to come back slowly, and as soon as he entered the house, he saw the old man building a wall there. The bandits' eyes were green: "There are many people scolding outside, and you are still building a wall here with peace of mind?" The old man didn't raise his head: "Why do you care so much, I saw that the wall in front of me was broken, I demolished the back wall to make up the front wall, and the gang of debt collectors who saved me came over the wall to find me trouble" Niu Erzhu just drank it and almost squirted out a sip of water, did this brain melon seed let the donkey kick? People won't come in through the back wall?
Da Shao looked at the shape in front of him, it is not good to ask here, the old man patronized the wall, and he didn't have this thought, besides, there are many people, and it is not good for people to hear. Da Shao rolled his eyes, and said to the dry old man: "I said the owner of the village, it's not a matter if you do it like this, someone really broke in after a while, and your face is not good-looking, I didn't look like this, let's go from the back mountain to this brother's house to hide, what do you think?" ”
The old man was happy when he heard it, not to mention anything else, first came to a sentence "I haven't eaten yet", a look of eating the bandit, the bandit's face is the same as a foreign chicken, if there is no Niu Erzhu to stop him, he has the heart to strangle, but today after all, he is begging for someone to come, some things have to be patient and patient, the people tacitly bypassed, secretly bypassed the front hall, went straight to the back mountain, walked a few steps, and the old man suddenly stopped, and remembered one thing.
In fact, it's not a big deal, the old man is really unique, from here to the bandit's house is not close, if you are complimentary, but unfortunately you lost a bag of, that thing is used as fertilizer to plant a few rows of cucumbers, doesn't it also save money on vegetables? It's better to go back and call a dog to keep up with you, in case something unexpected happens.
The old man did come back and called a dog. When you don't walk for a long time, you really have to pay tribute. The dry old man sighed: "They all say that they are prepared, what do you think, if I don't think too much, it's a pity that the best fertilizer is good." The old man told the dog to eat it, and then he was triumphant, and walked forward as if he had picked up a gold ingot. The old man was so angry that he scolded: "If you don't use a beast, tell you to eat it, and then go back and sprinkle it on the dung heap at home, why are you here to." Real rat belly chicken intestines, you can't save a bag of, what use do you want? "I looked at it, and I was about to abandon it, but it was a pity that I wanted to take it, but I couldn't take it, and I saw some blades of grass beside the road, so I hurriedly went to get it, wrapped the dog dung, and carried it beside me.
The old man originally had a strange smell on his body, this time it was good, the stinky one was the same as being fished out of the dung heap, and this time if he met the gang of debt collectors, he probably had to walk around, which was really the same as the inside and the outside, and the stinky heart of the people also stinked. Niu Erzhu and the bandit covered their noses and tried to hide to the side, and the three of them and one dog walked around for less than an hour. Then they arrived at the bandits' house.
At this time, it was late at night, not to mention the bandits and the old man, even Niu Erzhu was hungry with a dry mouth and a dizzy mouth, and the bandit was also bold, but when he met this old man, he even committed a chicken thief, and he didn't mention cooking at all, the dry old man was so hungry that he couldn't stand it, so he begged the bandits: "Brother, we haven't touched rice all night, and we're hungry." If you don't have one at home, I have brought a bag of dog feces, how can you please? ”
Niu Erzhu almost vomited, is this Nima a human being, you just ate that thing! Although the bandits secretly hated in their hearts, they couldn't say anything else in front of Niu Erzhu: "Ah, my brother hasn't eaten yet?" Look, why didn't you say earlier, the fire has been sealed at home, where can you get food? After thinking about it for a long time, he said painfully: "Yesterday, there were three and a half baked cakes left, and a bowl of dead chicken boiled cabbage, otherwise let's make up for it first?" ”
The half-grown old man was like a rain after a long drought: "Good, good, it's a delicacy to have this thing." So he came out and laid him on the table. The bandits are better than the monkeys, and they ate two of them, and the half-old man stopped eating a baked cake to the stomach, Niu Erzhu saw that the two of them were funny, and he didn't eat the half, so he threw it on the table and didn't move, the old man stared at the half of the baked cake, and there was almost fire in his eyes, although he was embarrassed to take it and eat it, but his eyes were rolling around, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Ghost Silent 172
Niu Erzhu looked at it, but he couldn't waste his time on a few or two chicken thieves, and he had to hurry up if he wanted to ask, otherwise as soon as the morning dawned, maybe the yellow flowers and vegetables were cold, and the young man secretly gave the bandit a look, and the bandit looked at the old man and got angry, but he had to endure this breath and raise the half of the baked cake into his hand: "Brother, the family is not prepared, I'm sorry, you can make a living to deal with it!" Seeing that the old man stretched out his hand to take it, he suddenly retracted his hand, "But brother, I don't know something, brother, you have to tell me!" ”
The old man nodded again and again as if he hadn't seen a meal in eight lifetimes: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, what kind of friendship do we buddies have, brother, I naturally know everything!" The two eyes were still staring at the half of the baked cake, and the bandit smiled: "Brother, you don't have to worry, I don't want to ask anything else, just tell me, what happened to me in the past few days when I went down the mountain, who gave this gun and cannon?" What the hell is Chuang Ye going to do? ”
The old man's eyes rolled, although he was a chicken thief, he was not stupid, this matter was very important, where did he dare to talk nonsense, and besides, if he broke through the heavenly ear to mention his life, this matter must be kept secret, he didn't dare to say it, the old thing grinned: "Brother, what are you talking about, don't you care about my food if I don't say it?" It's not that my brother and I refute your face, I can't say anything about this, I want to say that the owner of the village can pick my skin alive, don't tease your brother! ”
As he spoke, the old man was thick-skinned enough to stand up and rob it, and if the bandits insisted on not giving it, the two of them started to do it like robbing gold. Let's just say this, this old man doesn't say whether he lives or dies, but he doesn't leave, it seems that his life is just for half a piece of baked cake, Niu Erzhu looks impatient, when does this Nima have to make trouble, delay for a while and the sky will be bright!
Da Shao was also anxious, took out about twenty yuan of foreign money from his pocket, and threw it on the table: "Old brother, there is a way that is unprofitable and can't afford to be early, we can't be in vain with you, we are all brothers in a cottage, what is there to hide, you just need Gao Wu and our brothers, see it, so much foreign money, it's all yours, this is not enough, if you think it's not enough, I'll give you another hundred when you go back, how about it?" The old man's eyes are straight, looking at this pile of oceans, his eyes are almost flowing water, he has liked this thing all his life, and he is not tempted to see there, but this guy is not stupid, he also knows that what he explains is a matter of losing his head, once it leaks out, it will be terrible, even if he breaks through the sky and ignores himself, he is afraid that he will not be able to live! The old guy watched it for a long time, and suddenly gritted his teeth, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva like drinking Hedinghong: "Brother, you can't say that, you have money to give, I don't want my life!" Niu Erzhu never expected that this old chicken thief would not agree! Da Shao sneered: "Okay, you are a good man, and it is not in vain that my brother can afford you, but don't make calculations, if you don't say it today, don't think about getting out of this place, brother, close the door, today I want to practice with this old thing!" ”――by:87942204368064376|540――>