Da Shao Yile, don't say it, fortunately I didn't kill this rabbit cub, otherwise there would really be no way today, the happy Niu Erzhu immediately understood a truth, there is no useless thing, even if it is just a piece of waste paper, a branch, there is no useless person, even if he is a Karmazi glass ball, look at the disgusting bastard for ten days!

Since there is such a way, then this matter can not be delayed any longer, there are many dreams at night, do you know what to do next in breaking through the sky? Da Shao didn't say a word, picked up the bandit and was about to go out, but at this time, the bandit didn't move, the nose is not the nose and the face is not the face sighing there, the face is bitter can wring out the coptis water, if he is a woman, Niu Erzhu will definitely think that he is coming to the eldest aunt.

"Marshal, Ano, captain...... Well...... Putting his head, "The bandits don't know what to call Niu Erzhu, this guy has too many titles, and it's weird, he doesn't have any skills, just with a mouth, he can still meet the source left and right, and it's good to mix anywhere, "It's naturally no problem for me to take you there, my buddy doesn't look developed, he's still a righteous person, and he won't tell us the truth, but what, the two of us haven't seen each other for a long time, and I don't want to beg someone, I'm really embarrassed to speak, we have to be embarrassed, right?" ”

Niu Erzhu immediately understood, and there was no need to think about anything else, this Nima was a ripper, saying that it was a gift for that kid, but in fact, it was just a matter of saying that whether it was something or money, it had to fall into the hands of this guy in the end. Niu Erzhu scolded his mother in his heart, he has always cheated others to spend money, and now someone dares to beat his idea, so that Erzhuzi's fragile self-esteem has been hurt a little bit, but people, people dare not bow their heads under the low eaves, since they have a request, they have to stretch out their necks and let people slaughter them with knives casually!

Da Shao is also happy, not to mention taking out fifty oceans, these fifty oceans are not a small amount, they are enough for a medium-sized household to eat for three years, no matter what you buy, you are buying land and buying cattle, that is more than enough, as soon as the money is taken out, let alone Niu Erzhu, even the half-immortal thinks it is enough, but the bandit has a sad face, where is the cheek gang humming, just like the mother remarried!

Niu Erzhu scolded this guy's eighteen generations of ancestors behind his back, especially the female relatives who focused on greeting him, no wonder he couldn't even mix up with a small boss for more than ten years, this guy asked for money and shamelessness, who dared to knock on the bamboo pole, where can the popularity be good? Niu Erzhu rolled his eyes, held his breath and took out money one by one, and had the heart to kill him in his heart. The bandit also calmed down, covered his face, and looked at the ocean of money intently, until there was a pile of money, no matter how you look at it, there were more than 100 yuan, and this kid had just passed the rain: "It's almost wrong, Master Niu, it's not that I'm greedy for money, I always have to be sincere when I ask someone to do things, right?" Don't worry, when this money is in my hands, it will never come back...... Oh no, it's definitely going to be beautiful! ”

Niu Erzhu didn't bother to take care of him, since the money has been spent, Dashao is shameless, and he can't rob him out, this guy is satisfied, he stands up lazily and walks out, Niu Erzhu naturally has to follow, who knows if this kid can do practical things, he wants to go out for a spin and come back to make up nonsense? This bandit naturally knows the meaning of Niu Erzhu, Xianling Zhejiang University went to the grocery store under the mountain, bought two catties of beef tongue cakes, two bottles of the cheapest liquor, and ruthlessly asked for two boxes of big front doors, and he also secretly found out two, before and after a piece of the ocean, he came out and coaxed Da Shao, saying that he had blood, and he also put ten yuan in these things!

Niu Erzhu couldn't wait to kick him to death, just such a little thing, should you say that a hundred oceans is not enough? No more, there are thirty oceans, and you can buy them in this small grocery store! Niu Erzhu was secretly suffocated, and the rabbit cub followed behind his feet, and the bandit was not in a hurry, he walked all the way and went straight to the back mountain.

The leader of the bandits was originally a village owner in the back mountain village, although this Baoyang Mountain is not big, but after the painstaking management of the day, there are checkpoints and dark posts everywhere, this road is not far away, and it is a day to go, and when it arrives at the place, it is almost the lamp, Niu Erzhu arrived at the place to see, there are a lot of people standing outside the cottage, one by one scolding and scolding in the mouth, how ugly it is to speak, how ugly it is to speak, a question, it turns out that this village owner has a ability, that is, to borrow money, No matter how poor you are, he can cut off the two of them, the money is in hand, this matter is over, he never intends to change money, today is the sixteenth day of the New Year, it is the day of the debt, these people are all asking for money?? Ghost Silence 171

Niu Erzhu is a little staggered, your mother owes so much money and ignores it, it's really a lot of lice don't bite, and you don't have to worry if you have too many debts! This bandit seemed to be commonplace, and he didn't care at all, swaggering, standing at the door of the branch village and shouting inside: "Iron rooster, you kid get out of here, your uncle has come to see you!" ”

Niu Erzhu knew that there was a door as soon as he heard it, if the two didn't have a relationship, it would be impossible for the bandits to talk like this, if the friendship was so iron, maybe he could tell a little truth. Da Shao began to make up words in his heart, racking his brains to think about his set of foolish nonsense, but after waiting for a long time, Niu Erzhu's words were enough for a car, and there was no movement inside, Da Shao was anxious, and was about to ask, when a minion suddenly ran out of it, and asked unceremoniously: "Our village owner asked me to ask, did you come empty-handed, or did you bring something?" ”

Niu Erzhu was stupid when he heard it, what's going on, did you ask that? What kind of humanity is this village owner? When the bandit heard this, he immediately bared his teeth, and raised the things in his hand that he was not hungry and did not eat: "Tell the owner of your village, I didn't come for nothing this time, I prepared a generous gift of a hundred yuan and a large ocean, and told him to hurry out to meet me, otherwise I will leave!" ”

The little minions immediately ran back to pass the word, this time it was very happy, less than a cigarette time, I heard a noise in the village, the little minions ran out of breath, saw the bandits and beat a thousand children, polite, even the eyebrows are smiling: "Uncle, our village owner said, since it is not empty-handed, then hurry up and please sit inside, the village owner made a few days ago, lost a little rice, the village owner is very distressed, is in the middle of a few rice grains, no time to greet, If you have something to do, you might as well go in by yourself! ”

Da Shao laughed in his heart when he heard it, this is the first time he has met a person who counts rice grains, no wonder these two people are good, if this is another person, he can't stand it for a long time! Da Shao held back his laughter, raised his legs and was about to go inside, but the minion stopped him, saying that there is a rule in his village, no matter who it is, in addition to breaking through the sky, as long as you come in, you have to pay taxes, ten yuan for one person, one point can not be less, this also has a name, called "kicking the threshold money", as the name suggests, you come more, I am afraid that it will kick the threshold of the master's house, people in order to repair the house in the future, they have to ask you for some tax money, right?

Niu Erzhu almost vomited blood, how much of a chicken thief does this person have, and he still "kicks the threshold for money"? There is such a saying in Tianjin's hometown, but that's not what it says, the old generation of the two families married, when the new daughter-in-law did not pass the door, every special festival, such as the June 24 rainy day, are to get the future in-laws to visit and visit, this is called "kicking the threshold", the mother-in-law not only has to keep the new daughter-in-law to eat, but also has to give the future daughter-in-law some money when leaving, this is called "kicking the threshold money", when to go not necessarily, but can not be selected in Qingming and Mid-Autumn Festival.

Qingming is a festival to worship the dead, naturally can not go to see the in-laws, the Mid-Autumn Festival is also particular, that is the day when the uncle visits the old man's pole, commonly known as "looking at the moon", looking is the meaning of visiting, the moon and the father-in-law of the same sound, take a visit to the father-in-law and mother-in-law. But this is all walking between the in-laws, these two people still pay attention to this? Is the bandit going to marry this guy's son, or is the owner of the village the bandit's father-in-law?

Niu Erzhu had no choice but to pay the money, scolded his mother in his heart and went inside, and when he arrived in the cottage hall, he saw a dry half-old man building a wall inside, and the door of the hall was half covered and half hidden, and he didn't know what the people inside were busy with. When the bandits arrived at the door, they shook the knocker, and saw the old man looking through the crack in the door. The bandit said, "I'm here, and there's no need for a thief." The old man opened the door: "It turned out to be my brother, I just thought I was eating raw rice." The bandit pouted: "Your brother never eats raw rice." ”

This was originally a joke, but who thought that the old man would continue to say, "I think my brother has already eaten cooked rice." He turned around and said to his little minions: "They have eaten, there is no need to prepare, pick the leftover tea from last year, and mix it with two bowls of hot water." Niu Erzhu almost laughed when he heard this, the bandit's face turned green, and he scolded the ancestor in his heart: "What an iron rooster who doesn't pull out a dime, and now he has been trapped by him again." ”

Niu Erzhu and the bandits had to sit down and eat that cup of tasteless oligotea, at this time those debt collectors outside were even more fierce, where a group of people pointed fingers, scolded endlessly, even Niu Erzhu listened to the heart, the dry old man also had a trick, and asked his minions to hang out a card, which read: "It will be repaid tomorrow." Niu Erzhu thought that as soon as this sign was hung out, those people would lose their temper, who knew that those people would become more and more disobedient and shouting endlessly. Da Shao couldn't see it, and came out to talk to the group of debt collectors: "He said that he would pay back the money tomorrow, and that's it, why are you still entangled, are you really in a hurry to wait for the money?" Most of these people know each other, and they know that he is a popular person who breaks through the sky, so they naturally dare not slack off, and quickly explain: "The marshal doesn't know, he is alive tomorrow, not dead, for example, we see his brand today, thinking that he will pay back tomorrow, and when he comes back tomorrow, he still hangs this sign, and tomorrow will become the day after tomorrow. ”——by:87942204368064376|539——>