Mi Li followed Zhang Xiaoyu to Shengji School Park.

Seeing Shangguan Xue blackened, Rabbit Ear Niang had a sense of crisis, an indescribable feeling. Regardless of whether she is a potential enemy or not, strangle her in the cradle. I'll send a basket of flowers.

On the stop sign of the station, there is a crow.

The crow pulled the black feathers with its pointed beak, and glanced at Zhang Xiaoyu from time to time. The crow is a piece of the crow girl's feathers, and the feathers transform into small crows, as the eyes of the crow girl, monitoring the anomalies of this land.

Mi Li had already noticed the little crow's existence and ignored it. Crow Niang, a licensed working girl in this land, a working girl in the demon world. The Raven Lady not only has to regularly clean up the little demons in her jurisdiction, but also patrol the land to warn of the intrusion of outsiders. There are a lot of unemployed vagrants in the demon world, just like rabbit-eared mothers and M wolves, it's good that they don't cause trouble if they have nothing to do, if they make waves and attract the attention of hunters, it's not just them who are unlucky, but the crow girl as a manager will also be involved, and the demon world will decide whether the crow girl is laid off according to the wind evaluation and performance.

Defecate!

Zhang Xiaoyu saw a man with a poop on his head. No, is that ice cream?

The poop man, decadently spitting out smoke rings, looked lonely, and his eyes were empty. Coupled with the stool on his skull, it was extremely loud. Zhang Xiaoyu pursues the trend and guides the change. Their goal is to have no tooth decay, no, their journey is the sea of stars.

Poop man, deep eye sockets, greasy hair lying on his stomach, so slippery hair, that poop gentleman, is it a swollen thing, a piece of poop swollen can't slip down? It's not scientific.

Zhang Xiaoyu, looking left and right. The surrounding classmates, office workers, and passers-by didn't pay attention to the poop man. Yes, he is not a human being, if he is a human being, with a lump of poop emitting white heat on his hair, everyone will be sarcastic, take pictures in groups, upload Facebook posts, and let more good people pay attention to this matter.

"Mi Li, did you see the man who smoked?"

“…… That's poop superman. ”

Rabbit Ear Niang said calmly.

Rub, what's wrong with Poop Superman, isn't there a salted egg Superman, the earth is bumpy, but young master, I haven't heard of Poop Superman? Zhang Xiaoyu was shocked.

Mi Li continued to explain to Zhang Xiaoyu: "The stool is superhuman, and she was a woman when she was alive. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu pointed to the man with a piece of snail-shaped dung on his head, "I don't read much, don't lie to me, that buddy, no matter how you look at it, you are all gentlemen, how can it be a woman?!" ”

Faced with Zhang Xiaoyu's questioning, Mi Li said disdainfully: "Listen to me, Xiaoyu." ”

"Okay, okay. You said. ”

"Poop Superman, she was a beautiful girl who was eighteen years old when she was alive, and the big girl's family also had her troubles, and there were many people of the opposite sex who pursued the big girl. The big girl, very troubled, she hid in the bathroom every day, sat on the toilet and thought, why, why men only pay attention to her beauty, her big breasts, but not her mouth, her cherry little mouth, very small, try to open, it can't hold much, in the future, how to use her mouth to serve the future husband. What a bother! ”

"Big girl, because of this boring little thing, depressed, tea and dinner, every day, she only drinks spinach juice, it is said that she saw the children's channel's classic cartoon 'Popeye Foot', Popeye Foot, and his brother Popeye, as long as the two of them eat spinach, their strength will become great. The reason why the big girl wants to have a lot of strength is also due to her intestines. ”

"Big girl, her intestines are not good, her abdomen is often bulging, and the gas in her intestines is discharged intermittently, anyway, it is discharged from the mouth above and below."

"Big girl, to put it simply, she has constipation!"

Rice grains say a lot in one breath.

Zhang Xiaoyu was also dizzy. What? Poop Superman, he was an eighteen-year-old girl when he was alive, because there are many people pursuing her, hiding in the toilet and annoying that her mouth is small, and in the future, the skills of the mouth will not work. An eighteen-year-old girl who likes to drink spinach juice and accumulate strength?

"For what are you accumulating strength, rabbit, is it that you just explained so much?"

"It's a trivial thing that doesn't matter, Xiaoyu, don't care, and don't scratch my rabbit ears with your hands! I'm done, Xiaoyu. The gossipy rabbit-eared lady continued: "Big girl, the reason why you want to have extraordinary strength is mainly to defecate!" As long as the strength is strong, what kind of dung cannot be sprayed from the chrysanthemum flower. ”

"......" Zhang Xiaoyu.

If the truth is really what Mi Li said, Zhang Xiaoyu can't help but feel sad for the stool superman. Feces or something, is there any direct relationship between feces and her becoming a man with feces on her head?

Zhang Xiaoyu was almost stunned by the rice grains, and at the last moment, he woke up.

"Xiaoyu, do you know, the eighteen-year-old girl, finally lay peacefully on the hospital bed, and died peacefully, because she had an incurable disease. After she died, her soul did not disperse, and she changed her face and became a decadent man. ”

"......" Zhang Xiaoyu.

"What's the matter, Xiaoyu, do you understand?" The rabbit-eared lady asked sternly.

I'm so stupid to discuss the with the Demon Mother. Zhang Xiaoyu stretched out his hand and rubbed Mi Li's pink hair.

Come over, come over, poop superman walked over to Zhang Xiaoyu and Mi Li!

Zhang Xiaoyu could clearly see the steaming heat of the stool superman, Ou Maigao, Zhang Xiaoyu vomited. The porridge rushed out of Zhang Xiaoyu's mouth.

"Teenager."

The poop superman smiled softly at Zhang Xiaoyu.

"Please allow me to do this bowl of hot Xiang, and let's talk about life."

Poop Superman, he doesn't know when there is an extra bowl in his hand, come to the bowl, flies.

Phew――

A black shadow flew towards the snail-shaped poop-kun on Superman's head.

"Mani?!"

Poop Superman was shocked.

Who is it, who touched the poop on my head, the stool is like a brother, the woman is like a garment, whoever touches my brother, I wear his clothes. Poop Superman threw the bowl away, touched his greasy hair with both hands, and was gone! Poop Superman's head is gone!

"Oh, selling cakes." Poop Superman rages furiously.

Because Mi Li was slapping Zhang Xiaoyu's back, he didn't notice who moved the hot Xiang of the poop superman. Zhang Xiaoyu is still spitting and spitting, and he is used to spitting.

When Zhang Xiaoyu's internal organs were bumpy and dizzy, and he finally couldn't vomit, Xiaoyu straightened his waist and glanced at Poop Superman tremblingly, oh, great, Mother, look, the hot Xiang on Poop Superman's head is gone, and the wood is there! For a moment, Zhang Xiaoyu wanted to cheer.

Who is it, which fairy sister got rid of the hot Xiang of the poop superman?

Zhang Xiaoyu polished his eyes, and those bright eyes shot out two rays of light. I saw it, Zhang Xiaoyu saw it, it was the shell girl who took away the hot Xiang of the poop superman!! No, it should be the Demon Lady of the Shell! Oh my God, the demon mother of the shell lang also exists? Zhang Xiaoyu jumped up.

The Demon Lady of the Shell Lang is quite small, and the height of the body does not exceed 30 cm. Don't ask Zhang Xiaoyu why she knows that she is the demon lady of the shitshell, because the back of the devil's clothes says: professional toilet, contact number: 13*@#¥%*75#¥#, our shitshell lang team will serve you wholeheartedly and look forward to your patronage.

To say, Zhang Xiaoyu's eyesight is not covered, the small advertisement behind the clothes of the demon lady of the shell, the words are so small, Zhang Xiaoyu can see it clearly.

But see, the shell Lang Demon Niang, with leather gloves on her hands, and a three-layer mask on her mouth, under her hands, the stool superman's hot Xiang, rapid deformation, deformation, kneading, kneading, deformation, and finally, that piece of hot Xiang turned into a dung ball!

"Done!"

The left hand of the demon lady of the shell lang was pressed on the dung ball, and her eyes were shining. Don't underestimate the work of the labor demon mother, three hundred and sixty lines, and the line is the champion.

"Oh, I'll go, who are you, you turned people's hot Xiang into a dung ball, and it dried out! You accompany, you accompany other people's steaming hot flight! ”

Poop Superman, angrily looking down at the shell lang demon mother.

The body of the demon lady is too small, and the poop is superhuman, and when she lifts her feet, she can kill the demon lady with one kick.