Chapter 16: Goodbye Crow Girl!
The shell lang demon mother, very aggrieved looked at the poop superman, and was still muttering in her heart, what do you care about me? Seeing Rexiang, out of professional habits, my body took the initiative to roll your dung. Look, pretty orb dung, dung ball. The round dung balls can be pushed away by hand, and I also air-dried your hot Xiang so that it is easy to preserve the zài underground, and there is no peculiar smell. Such a thoughtful and detailed service, what are you dissatisfied with? The demon lady of the shell lang respects her profession very much, and she has not been in the industry for a long time, but her talent has been discovered by her peers to the fullest. Where there's dung, she's on it.
Their slogan is: Phoenix in the Nine Heavens, Dominating the World.
shell ladies and girls, I did this big thing.
Zhang Xiaoyu saw the individual mini demon lady for the first time, and he was interested, but the demon girl was a shell, and he still felt awkward in his heart.
Poop Superman has no poop, can he still be a beautiful man quietly, the answer is no.
Decadent poop Superman picked up the air-dried dung ball and wanted to put it on greasy hair, "I wipe it, I can't put it down, the dung ball is not sticky, how can it stick to my hair." ”
The rice grains show off their pink sickles, and they use the back of the knife to fly the tangled dung ball Superman. When Poop Superman flew out, the dung ball also fell off his head.
The Demon Lady of the Shell Lang shouted softly: "Strong man, your Xiang! ”
Superman roared angrily, "No, it's your Xiang!" ”
Zhang Xiaoyu watched this scene, and somehow, thought of a chewing gum advertisement......
The demon lady of the shell lang politely greeted the rabbit ear lady, "It's the rice grain senior, are you still unemployed?" Seniors, you are so ambitious, you can't let go of your figure, the high-paying princess job you want, don't save zài. Senior,Oh,You've made a contract with this teenager.,Good start.,Did the seniors finally compromise with the world?,Society,It's not one person playing at home.,All people participate in it.,It's called society.,The same thing works for the demon lady.。 ”
Although he is very small, when it comes to reasoning, he is the first to be the truth. The Demon Lady of the Shell Lang did not enter the Demon Academy, nor did she have a graduation certificate from the Demon Academy, and the first-level Demon Niang was not, and the ordinary one among the demons could no longer be an ordinary member. As a fourth-level demon mother, Mi Li really has to learn from the shell lang. Zhang Xiaoyu appreciated the shell lang very much. What a demon girl who understands reason and understands human nature, the demon girls have to learn from the shell lang, be empathetic, and work steadfastly.
The words of the demon mother of the shell lang go in from the left ear of the rice grain and come out from the right ear. Overlord Rabbit, I won't go to roll the dung ball.
Bang Bang -
The Demon Lady of the Shell Lang was trampled to death!!
Zhang Xiaoyu hadn't even said anything to praise her, classmate Xiaoyu, who was covering her cheeks with both hands, her eyes widened.
It was a blonde woman who stepped on the shell Lang Demon Niang, and the woman was the one who captured Dr. G's incomplete body. Woman.
Zhang Xiaoyu angrily accused the blonde woman and said: "Fake, what have you done, look at what good things you have done, so diligent, the shell Lang who smells of feces all over his body, can you bear to step on her, do you really bear it?" She's just doing what she loves, demon, you're a demon, asshole. ”
The blonde woman casually went back and forth with the shell under the high heels, but she heard the crisp sound of crackling pieces of meat and bones.
Mi Li is carrying the "Pink Girl", the blonde woman, who is a hunter!! Demon Hunter. Moreover, she had already crushed a shell demon lady just now.
"Fakyu—"
Zhang Xiaoyu wanted to push the blonde away. Let's see if we can save the shell Lang at the blonde's feet.
"It's horrible, blood early in the morning. Woman, you're so grumpy! ”
Zhang Xiaoyu soon discovered that he couldn't push the blonde. No matter how Zhang Xiaoyu used her strength, the blonde woman was nailed to the ground and couldn't move, except for her feet that continued to crush the remains of the fecal shell Lang Demon Niang.
Impossible. Why can't I push her down?
It must be that my hand is in the wrong place. Yes, it must be so. Zhang Xiaoyu suddenly realized, now Zhang Xiaoyu's hand is on the blonde girl's little belly, the center of gravity is downward, young master, I want to lean my hand up and push it up. A serious Xiaoyu classmate, his paws really went all the way up, until he grabbed the two soft and elastic ones. That's how it feels! Got it. The face on Zhang Xiaoyu's right hand appeared, and Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't see it. The face is greedily staring at the blonde woman's shirt, you can see, you can see the ** under the shirt, you can see the pink cherry under the **. The face in Zhang Xiaoyu's hand disappeared with a happy face, a matter of a few seconds.
That way, I was able to push the blonde. Zhang Xiaoyu was relieved.
Zhang Xiaoyu made a backward push, how to help, how to help, I couldn't do it.
The blonde woman had a calm face, as if Zhang Xiaoyu was not grabbing her breasts.
Zhang Xiaoyu also looked calm, as if he was grabbing two balls of his ass.
Look at each other. Blonde, Zhang Xiaoyu looked at each other.
Sparkle.
The teenager and the blonde sparked.
It's the spark of scissor friction -
The blonde didn't know where to pull out a large pair of scissors, golden scissors. The upper and lower blades of the scissors click and scratch to create sparks. Zhang Xiaoyu's gentleman's hand consciously retreated from the blonde peak, for the sake of victory, the brothers retreated, retreat quickly.
It's spiritual power!
The spiritual power is manifested, the blonde woman finely controls the spiritual power in her body, and the spiritual power leaves the body and materializes into the scissors in her hand.
Cooperation, who is secretly cooperating with the blonde, begins to disperse the crowd near the platform. Mi Li looked up at the little devil suspended in the air, it was the incomplete real body of Dr. G's real room.
The little devil has a pair of fleshy wings growing from its back, pink fleshy wings, hairless. Bare, it looks like an old hen that has been plucked. Shoot, shoot out, the little devil fluttered his wings and shot out a large number of scales, and the scales exploded one after another while flying, and the misty phosphorus powder, like wind and sand, covered the eyes of pedestrians and confused people's minds. People who have been hit by the scale little devil phosphor powder will temporarily degenerate their minds to infancy, and it also depends on the situation, and those who are psychologically mature will have a lower degeneration process.
Hordes of men and women who have been recruited in the dust storm are masses that have not yet been dispersed.
"Mommy."
"Daddy."
"I want my mother."
"Milk, I want milk."
"TM don't pick my clothes, I'm a man, I'm a man, I can't produce milk, you're looking for the wrong person, right?!"
A tall young man, angrily retreated and squeezed a middle-aged man, after the middle-aged man was hit by phosphorus powder, the first person he saw was the tall young man, who recognized him as his mother, so the middle-aged man produced a milk **, the middle-aged man is an ordinary office worker, in the company, by the leaders, colleagues ridiculed, excluded, back home, not treated, wife annoyed daughter of the type. The middle-aged man, he has not exercised harmoniously with his wife for a long time, coupled with the catalytic effect of the scaly little devil phosphorus powder, the middle-aged man who has been oppressed for a long time frantically rushed into the tall young man in front of him, "What a ruthless mother, you don't let me drink milk, you go home and let your father drink it, no." I fought today, I'm the man who is destined to snatch Daddy's milk. The middle-aged man yelled at something that the tall young man couldn't understand. Torn, the angry middle-aged man tore the shirt of the tall young man, "My designer shirt, ah, my tie was also torn off!" Ah, I'm cǎo, uncle, don't bite me! Don't, ahh ”
Tragic incidents like those of middle-aged men and tall young men are escalating.
More and more chaotic crowds, messy men hugging each other, girls kissing each other. The crowd is distinct, the men and the men hug together, and the women and the women hug together.
Zhang Xiaoyu dodged the blonde woman's scissors while paying attention to the messy men and women.
The world is crazy.
"Ahahaha
The little demon with scales, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, desperately and frantically swept the scales, and the scales he shot out, the pieces exploded and bloomed, and the phosphorus powder overwhelmingly covered the space of hundreds of meters. Visibility is extremely low.
As a watcher, the feather clone of the crow girl, the little crow, she was a beautiful crow quietly, indifferently concerned about the development of the situation, and the crow girl knew about the chaotic accident near the platform in time.
The little demon with scales is also wondering. Why did he shoot a lot of phosphorus powder, and why didn't Zhang Xiaoyu get hit. Could it be that the young man, his heart is like stopping water, and the ancient well is not wavering! The little scaly imp was stunned.
Rice grains silently appeared behind the little devil of phosphorus powder. The ghostly scythe hooked the head of the phosphorus imp, and with a slash of the upward stroke, the scythe cut off the ugly head of the phosphorus imp.
Goo, Goo, the little devil squirted out a viscous phosphorus liquid from the broken neck, a new head, lengthened in the wind, and restored as before.
The big black crow flew in and crowed.
Hum -
A clear trill, resounding through the sky.
The tank of seals in the shape of a water tank pierces through the dust and envelops the little devil.
Falling straight down, the water tank that covered the little devil's seal smashed to the ground, and the demon seal crawled all over the water tank and sealed the mouth of the tank.
Flicked its wings, the big black crow landed on the water tank.