Chapter 39: Monty Python

"Bang!! Bang!! ”

"Bang !!"

The sound of this shotgun is much louder than Hai Dongqing's original pistol, and the birdman just fired three shots, and the eardrums in both of my ears were shocked to death, and if I was touched a few more times, I guess my ears will die.

The fat uncle pulled me back a few steps, and kept dangling in the bushes with a flashlight, intending to find the giant python, but it backfired.

Just like the truth I realized, according to common sense, when you want to find something, most of that thing will disappear, and when you don't want to look for it, it will come out.

"Fat uncle, I don't remember such a big snake here in Jiaozuo," I said in a shudder: "It's not far from the winding mountain road, can there be such a big thing in this kind of place?!" ”

"Guapi, those four (are) brutes brought by Little Japan to protect the array." The fat uncle's face was ugly: "No, four (is) ordinary dripping snakes, they are cultivated beasts!" ”

Hai Dongqing's eyes are better than ours, it is estimated that he will shoot three times in a row when he sees something, otherwise. He doesn't startle a snake.

"Let's go first, quickly." Hai Dongqing gritted his teeth and said, "This is not something that can be done by man, just when it flashed in the bushes, I saw its body." ”

I asked expectantly, "How big?" ”

"It's two or three times thicker than the bucket we took today, and this snake should be a python." When he said this, Hai Dongqing's face was a little ugly: "The middle part of its body is half a meter wide, so it shouldn't be a problem to kill a few of us." ”

I grass.

A real-life version of the anaconda plague?!

"It's more troublesome than injustice, even more troublesome than that golden shroud." I thought quickly in my heart about how to deal with this beast, and after thinking about it, I came up with one word, death.

Things like pythons and forest snakes generally don't show mercy to the "food" subordinates, and they don't want to get away with it when they fall into their hands, they are not golden shrouds, nor are they ordinary injustices, and in their eyes, the living are just food.

If you are close to your body, you will be entangled by it for the first time

Under that tremendous force, the living would hear the sound of their bones shattering inch by inch, and then the internal organs bursting

Perhaps he would feel the air in his body being squeezed out, and then he would gradually suffocate

"Let's go, don't fight it, I can't make trouble!" I shouted in a low voice, and then, with the fat uncle, I followed Hai Dongqing.

Hai Dongqing hit the head, after I broke it, Uncle Fat's eyes have not been idle, looking left and right, for fear that that thing would suddenly come out, you must know that it is not a living ancestor who can be dealt with casually.

That's right, living ancestors.

"Ready, I'll count to three, and let's run to the other side of the creek together." Hai Dongqing said: "One or two"

"Three!"

"Run!!

According to the previous situation, the python should be hiding in the bushes on our right, and the creek is on our left.

On land, the python travels as fast as a living person, and if it wants to chase us, it is a pure dream.

In the blink of an eye, the three of us ran to the other side of the creek, and the distance between the bushes and us was again widened, and now the bushes were about twenty meters away from us, which was safe enough.

In the faint moonlight, the woods and bushes seemed to be connected, and when we stood on the opposite bank, we turned around and took the flashlight, but there was still no trace of the python.

This feeling that the enemy is in the dark and the self is in the light is very dangerous.

"Hide, this thing hides" The fat uncle muttered solemnly: "The hungry have to find a way to solve it, this distance is four (yes) not afraid of it chasing it, just afraid that it will play a sneak attack"

"Did you hit it with the three shots you fired just now?" I asked, Hai Dongqing shook his head: "It shouldn't have hit, it looks like it's six or seven meters away from us, and its movements are quite fast, so it's estimated that it dodged." ”

I frowned, and said in my heart that this giant python is also insidious enough, and Zhilu Dao Ming will run away in the future, and now I will play yin, it really deserves to be a cultivated beast, that is, it is much smarter than ordinary animals

Suddenly, I remembered something very important, something very important.

This thing's IQ is not right compared to that hundred-legged peach blossom, and there is no comparison

I've only heard of snakes becoming essences or something, and I really haven't heard of jellyfish becoming essences, and the snake has something to do with the dragon in ancient legends, not to mention anything else, just say that the ancestor's ability is much more awesome than the ancestor of the jellyfish. (Actually, I don't know what the ancestors of the jellyfish were.) )

Since its IQ can be compared to a hundred-foot peach blossom, it must be more difficult to deal with than a hundred-foot peach blossom, but we can also have one more choice, the choice taught to me by the old man.

No truce.

"It has an IQ, it's not like an ordinary beast, let's talk to it, maybe it will let us go as soon as it's happy." I said, the fat uncle glared at me angrily, and scolded and said, "Are you stupid?" Can you communicate with snakes? Oh yes, that! You will be (say) 泐緢文ha! ”

I sighed helplessly, Uncle Fat's problem of scolding first and then waking up really makes people have the urge to burst into foul language.

As I explained in the previous article, the writing (language) of the Sui script can communicate with all the evil spirits and ghosts, whether it is the soul of the first seven years or the spirit of the mountain, can speak this foreign language, and the communication is only two words, which is easy.

Speaking of which, I have to explain, evil spirits and ghosts, these four words are a general term for demons and monsters, which naturally includes the ranks of beasts.

In ancient times, evil spirits and evil ghosts represented four different meanings, evil spirits (corpses), spirit animals (animals), evil qi (yang, yin, and corpses are among them), and yin spirits.

When it comes to later generations, it is not clear which dynasty it started from, and the people in the warlock profession have classified all the injustices into these four words.

"You speak, I'll be on guard, it'll do it, I'll shoot it a few times, and then we'll run." Hai Dongqing completed the strategic deployment in a few words, and the fat uncle also nodded and said hello.

I sighed, recalled the pronunciation of the text for a moment, and then "coughed".

"Can we talk?"

It's very difficult to say that Xi Suiwen is sincere, for example, speaking this foreign language is similar to speaking Hokkien dialect with a London accent at the same time, except that the difficulty is still his uncle's difficulty.

The forest was quiet, and the snake seemed noncommittal to me.

"It was a misunderstanding just now, and it didn't hurt you, did it?"

I'm going to play the emotional card, and it's a trick that works very well against simple-minded animals, and it's almost invincible.

Sure enough, when my voice fell, there was a cold sound in the bushes on the edge of the forest, and then

"Hit me for what?"

Its words are very choppy, as if it has just learned to speak, giving people a very strange feeling, like stammering.

Of course, only I could understand its words, and all Hai Dongqing and Uncle Fat heard was a voice like an old man's cough.

"Misunderstanding, we thought you were going to hurt us!" I shouted, still talking about the text of the saki, and my throat ached for a while after saying this.

Because of the distance, I can only shout when I communicate with the snake, and it would be nice to talk like a normal person, and it would be nice to cough loudly like me

"What does misunderstanding mean?"

When I heard this, I was silent for a moment, and instead of answering immediately, I pondered.

When it asks me, is it mocking me or does it really mean that there is a misunderstanding?

"What are you talking about?" Uncle Fat asked me.

I explained in a low voice what I said earlier, and the fat uncle thought for a while and said: "Tell it what it means to be hungry and hurt it by smearing oil, Bao explained that it was misunderstood, and it has seen people in the mountains with oil, where can you know so many human words?" ”

Hearing this, I nodded and shouted loudly, "We didn't mean to hurt you!" Can you come out and speak?! We promise not to hurt you! ”

"My home is gone"

At the same time as the snake's "coughing" sounded, in the bushes on the opposite bank, a huge thing suddenly stood up, and two lantern-like eyes above the head were staring at us with a venomous light.

"I'm grass" I looked at the python on the other side in a daze, only to feel a chill in my back.

The snake's body seemed to be only about one-third or one-half, and just this little bit of body was already taller than the six or seven meters of trees in the bush.

On the top of the canopy, the huge snake head makes people extremely cold, and between the mouth of the snake, the snake letter as thick as a child's arm continues to swallow, and it feels scary to look at.

"Looks like there's a secret behind that bush, otherwise we wouldn't be blind to it." Hai Dongqing was also startled by the snake's movements, but then calmed down and looked carefully at the bushes on the opposite bank: "The height of the bushes can't stop its head, but we just haven't seen any trace of it, and there should be a recess behind it." ”

The fat uncle nodded: "Hungry people run?" ”

"No, I'll talk to it again, it's like" I was just about to persuade the fat uncle not to run away, but halfway through the sentence, the python on the other side of the river became violently attacked.

There was a loud thud of landing, and the snake fell forward to the ground without warning.

After crushing the tree in front of it and overpowering the bushes, the python writhed and struck at us at great speed, and the poison in its eyes became even stronger.

"Running !!"

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