Today, the three of us have experienced the most humiliating thing in our lives.

As soon as the giant python swept over the stream, we had already run out of a distance of about thirty meters, Hai Dongqing wanted to shoot a few shots back, but I was stopped in time, and now I can't mess with that beast, we must convince people with virtue.

The speed of the fat uncle is not slower than ours, and even faster, which is enough to show that people's potential is unlimited.

At that time, none of us dared to look back at the snake, and so did Hai Dongqing, who dragged me and ran in the direction of my contact with the fat uncle, and after running for about two or three minutes, we found a shameful thing.

The python didn't chase after it at all, it was empty behind it, and there was nothing unusual about it.

"Playing with us?" Hai Dongqing frowned: "What does it want to do?" ”

The fat uncle seemed to understand something, and shook his head: "That beast doesn't seem to want to kill the hungry." ”

"What do you mean?" Hai Dongqing was puzzled.

"It seems that it just wants the hungry to leave its dripping nest" The fat uncle's face was very entangled, he took the compass and looked at it again, and finally could only end up sighing: "Dear mother, it just hid from the drop position on the array, and if the hungry want to "process" the array, then they must get it." ”

I tentatively asked the fat uncle: "Do it?" ”

", are the hungry people the four (are) the kind of people who are dripping with black hands?!" The fat uncle scolded angrily, I smiled and said, yes, everyone lets us go, why bother to force each other?

Forgive people and forgive people, harmony is supreme, let's obey the snake with virtue and let it obediently give way, why not be happy?

I thought so, but what the fat uncle said next almost didn't make me angry, it was too stinky and shameless.

"If the hungry don't kill their hands, they don't have a light hand, and they don't count as black hands." The fat uncle said with a smile: "People are too naïve and easy to be rectified, and the beasts are also four (yes), fine boy, do you remember the old man who taught the seven yang shocks?" ”

I nodded sullenly.

"it, shake it out of the soul (go), let's get the formation as fast as possible, and then send it back to the body." The fat uncle said with a smile, showing the tactic of hiding the knife in the smile to the fullest.

"Why didn't you say it earlier when we were dry jellyfish?!" I was so angry that my eyes were a little dizzy, and I said in my heart, I don't know where I forgot about Qiyang Zhen's stubble, why do you think of it now that you have a black hand and ask me to use it?! Wouldn't it be much easier to get the jellyfish with Seven Yang Zhen earlier?!

The fat uncle looked at me like he looked at Hai Dongqing, and the words he said made me speechless for a while: "Hungry to understand the principle of the Seven Yang Shock Drops, that thing will be smeared with oil when it is soaked in water, the yin in the water is heavy, it can neutralize the Seven Yang Shock Drops Yang Qi, and you will also use the oil for your society (say), why bother saying it." ”

I was silent.

"See? It's okay when you're stupid and you're not stupid, but it's stupid when you're stupid. "Uncle Fat's Mandarin is extremely standard, and even Hai Dongqing is sideways.

My grass, Uncle Fat's use of the subject-verb is really amazing

Hearing his words, I became even more silent, and the only swear words in my mind were harmonious words.

When you spoke, you spoke with a Shaanxi accent and Mao as soon as you mocked me, did you speak first-class Mandarin on purpose, or did you look at me unpleasantly?

Hai Dongqing didn't think about it so much, but just praised the fat uncle: There are successors in China's hosting industry.

"You are responsible for attracting monsters, Uncle Fat pays attention to giving us support, and I am responsible for the main output." I said helplessly, I told them about the tactics in a concise and concise way, Hai Dongqing didn't understand, the fat uncle obviously understood, and couldn't help but ask me if I needed to add BUFF.

It seems that Uncle Fat is playing online games, he didn't run, Hai Dongqing, a birdman, has no childhood, except for digging people's ancestral graves, he is burying his head in eating, and he has never played online games that poison countless teenagers in China.

Seriously, in fact, I don't want to use Qiyang Zhen to clean up the giant python, because I feel that this is a bit too grandson, and everyone will let us go and kill us again, and we will overturn people

It seems to be a bit of a grandson.

That's right!

Just when I was caught in a contradiction, I suddenly remembered a certain characteristic of Qiyang Zhen, and hurriedly asked Uncle Fat: "It is a beast soul, it belongs to Yin, and it was beaten by Qiyang Zhen, what is wrong?!" ”

The fat uncle didn't speak, and after half a sound, he muttered without confidence: "It shouldn't be, that melon skin snake is so big, and the seven yang shocks are not four, and the four (yes) are omnipotent and invincible, as long as the other party is powerful, even the soul can't fly."

My face darkened in an instant.

"You mean there's a chance I won't be able to shake the snake's spirit?!" I almost burst into tears: "Why didn't you say it earlier?!" I thought the Seven Yang Zhen was invincible!! ”

"Isn't it just a morning now?" Fat Uncle Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled, his face full of embarrassment.

I hesitated for a moment, and sighed helplessly: "Forget it, I don't want to do so much, let's try, I'll make the scale of the Seven Yang Earthquake bigger, as long as the distance between the snake and us is not more than ten zhang (about 33 meters), I should be able to shake out its soul." ”

The scale in the words is larger, but it doesn't mean that the power is great, but the range of the force is bigger, if I let the giant python get close, I will open the Seven Yang Shock, and I don't know how I died.

Seven Yang Zhen is not an invincible trick, if this thing can shake out the soul of any living thing, then I'm still afraid of a fart?

All of the souls that can be beaten out by the Seven Yang Shock are the injustices of the middle to the lower level, if the awesome thing encounters the Seven Yang Shock, it is just that it is shocked to the point of discomfort, and there will be no phenomenon of the soul leaving the body.

"Let's go, let's go first." I said, and then, I lowered my head and counted the copper coins I had been carrying in my pocket before, grabbed a handful and counted them carefully, not daring to be sloppy at all.

Since Zhang Qinghai's incident, I have been studying the technique of Qiyang Zhen for a long time, and I am full of thoughts about strengthening the power of this technique, but after studying and studying, I still didn't raise the power in the end, but I just thought of a way to expand the scope of action of this thing.

Originally, the range of effect of the Seven Yang Earthquake was only five zhang, but after my processing, the range of effect of this thing was enough to increase to ten zhang.

"One Qiyang Zhen needs seven copper coins, and seven Qiyang Zhen is" I used the arithmetic level of elementary school to calculate the number of copper coins to be used for a while, and as soon as I muttered the words, Hai Dongqing interjected.

"Seven-seven-fifty-eight, fifty-eight." Hai Dongqing's expression was very serious.

I let out an "oh" and counted out fifty-eight copper coins, but when I thought about it, the swear words popped up: "Your math is taught by the physical education teacher, right?!" Isn't seventy-seven forty-nine?! ”

Hai Dongqing pretended not to hear me, and walked in front of him to open the way, with an expression like a great enemy.

I smiled helplessly, and said in my heart that this birdman is funny enough, why is it like a child.

"Take the seven seven yang shocks as the eyes, and then "detonate" these seven yang shocks at the same time" I secretly thought to myself: "Although I have never practiced this kind of beast, as far as the explosion sound produced by the seven yang earthquakes during my experiment is concerned, it is definitely much louder than the explosion sound that was made at Zhang Qinghai's house at the beginning. ”

This is the truth, when I was experimenting in the back street of the wreath shop, I almost didn't scare the neighbor's dog to death, and even many children in the neighborhood next door were scared to cry by my muffled thunder.

The day after the experiment, I found that there were more than a dozen patrolling policemen near the wreath shop, and I called Zhou Yan to ask, and he said that he had received a tip-off that someone was going to carry out a terrorist attack, and it was said that it was still a human bomb, which was extremely dangerous.

As in the preface, the most fucked up are the onlookers who don't know the truth.

A few minutes later, the three of us were obscene, no, and very careful to lurk on the opposite shore where the python appeared, and we were observing around on the way here, and the result was very gratifying, everything was so calm.

"Wait, I'll swing the Seven Yang Shock, this place is only more than 20 meters away from the giant python, and it will definitely not fail." I said, Hai Dongqing nodded with the fat uncle, vigilantly paying attention to the wind and grass around him.

Seeing that the situation was temporarily safe, I also breathed a sigh of relief, squatted down, and first placed the seven copper coins in the shape of the Big Dipper, and then placed the other seven copper coins in the upper right of the position where the previous seven copper coins were

Every seven copper coins is a seven yang shock, and when I finish placing all the copper coins, no matter who you are, you can definitely see that these seven seven yang shocks form another giant seven yang shocks.

"Why don't you say we warlocks don't get tetanus when we cut our hands?" With a depressed face, I took out the dagger, cut my index finger, and dripped blood on the copper coins.

The fat uncle glanced at me and grinned: "Master Zu bless, I guess Master Zu is also afraid, afraid that the hungry will die in the hands of the unjust, but die of tetanus." ”

I ignored him and continued to drip blood on the coin.

It's also strange to say, from ancient times to the present, warlocks have used daggers to greet themselves, but no one really died of tetanus, which is considered a miracle, and it is estimated to be the tenth unsolved mystery in the warlock's line.

The ninth unsolved mystery seems to be what the old man said, whether aliens exist or not.

Just when my mind was full of imagination, I heard a hissing sound, and the whole ground suddenly shook.

"Hiss!!!"

"It's coming!"

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I finally took the time to update it...... it...... Exhausted individuals......

Anyway, you should be on vacation, either going to the grave to sweep the grave or traveling around, right?

I'm so envious