Zhang Erzhou's inverted bucket plan (below) recently heard a small paragraph

After educating for a long time, he finally suppressed the anger, Zhang Erzhou felt a little weak, how could he bring an apprentice than he did alone, it was really fucking resentful.

In this shock, he returned to the coffin, shook his hand and couldn't hold his strength, so he had to light a cigarette, take a breath, and see how the others were doing. But I saw a few small ones, I don't know what's going on, they all stood there stupidly, like zombies, Zhang Erzhou saw it and became angry again, and scolded: "What are you doing?" Didn't I tell you to move your things? What are you doing here, you don't want to get rich? ”

"Master, there's nothing in the ear room, it's empty, I don't believe you can go and see it yourself." An apprentice named Phoenix said.

"Fart, empty?"

"Really, I don't lie to you, both of them are empty, there is nothing, are we cutting off someone else's beard?"

"Bah, don't talk nonsense, this tomb is well sealed." Zhang Erzhou pinched his cigarette and waved his hand, and a group of people followed him into the left ear chamber.

The place that should be four square meters is empty, and there is indeed nothing.

It's weird, he thought to himself, why didn't there be any burial goods, just a Tang tomb, so it wouldn't be rotten.

"yes, master, there's really nothing." The phoenix said.

Zhang Erzhou waved his hand to let him not bother, he knocked east and west, and there was no mezzanine in the wall, his brows furrowed, and he ran to the right ear room, the symmetry between the place and the left, there was nothing, the only difference was that there was a bag of soil on the ground, I don't know what it was.

Zhang Erzhou pinched it, the soil was very soft, it turned into powder when touched, and when you put it in your mouth, it didn't taste good.

"Master, what do you say is going on?" The third son couldn't help but ask him.

Zhang Erzhou pinched his nose, and said strangely, I really haven't encountered it, and it's not good to show my shortness in front of my disciples, and said: "There's nothing surprising, it's the person who repaired the tomb, and his family was better when he repaired, but when he died, he was already down, so he was buried hastily, so he didn't put anything to bury him." This teaches us to be long-sighted, not short-sighted, you know? ”

"Huh? Isn't that trading yellow again? Empty rejoicing? The crowd was in an uproar.

"Damn, worry about shit, don't you still have a coffin?" Zhang Erzhou was depressed and couldn't show it, so he had to pretend that he didn't care. "You little immortals, don't give me wordy, open the coffin, let's go!"

A group of people returned to the edge of the coffin, and the three people who picked up the coffin stood back in their positions, Zhang Erzhou settled down, and said God bless, this job is counting on this one, how about giving me some money for dinner, thinking about waving his hand, let a few onlookers step back, and then give the fat man a look, and the two of them pressed down at the same time, and with a bang, the coffin board bounced up and turned to the side.

Zhang Erzhou stretched out his head to look, thinking about whether he would see the stupid appearance of the corpse first, or see a lump of rotten bedding, or a layer of funeral goods, but at a glance, he didn't see anything.

The coffin was empty. And it was outrageously empty, there was nothing in it, it was clean, as if it had just been bought.

Zhang Erzhou's whole body froze, a sullen breath spurted up from his chest, almost vomiting blood, he clung to the edge of the coffin to prevent himself from falling. But the man still fell, and Phoenix and Dou Nails immediately supported him, knocking him on the back to smooth him.

What's going on, why is even the coffin empty, and it's empty like this, is it really cutting off people's beards?

It doesn't make sense, there are no holes in this soil, and I'm a veteran, so I can't be wrong about such a low-level thing.

A few small ones came up to look at the coffin, but they didn't dare to speak, and a few bold ones sighed: It's so empty.

The fat man comforted, "Master, don't be sad, this family may be too poor, and in the end, the poor really can't do it, so they sell the body to others for autopsy." We're out of luck, we'll have a chance in the future. ”

"Yes, master, don't be sad."

Zhang Erzhou smiled bitterly and waved his hand, indicating that he didn't want to hear it.

"Well, you see, there's a letter in the coffin." Bean Nail suddenly shouted.

"Where?" Zhang Erzhou jumped up all of a sudden, looked into the coffin, and there was an old envelope in a shadow inside the coffin.

The fat man wanted to get it, but was grabbed by Zhang Erzhou: "Don't move, this thing is too old, and it will turn into powder when you touch it." ”

"But master, this is an aviation envelope, you see, it is opened horizontally." The fat man said

"Ahh The tendons on Zhang Erzhou's head burst out, and when he picked it up, he saw that it was indeed an aviation envelope made of copperplate paper, with a few words written on it: Read it by the grave

He was confused, and said that it was a joke, so he hurriedly opened it, and when he saw it, he suddenly felt a sullen breath in his chest, and he almost fainted in front of his eyes.

The first line of the letter:

##天宝十四年, An Lushan, who was envoy of Fan Yangjiedu, rebelled against Cheng Ping for a long time, and the people did not know how to fight, and the Sixth Army had many bad men in the market, and they could not accept the armor, the world was in turmoil, and there were many people who made graves. - Wei Ji, the imperial historian of the Celestial Empire

The second paragraph of the letter:

##咸平元年, Shanxi Faqiu Zhonglang will be Zhang Yi, Tan Tomb Zhongju, Wei Lao Pifu, yù Kuang Tianxia is not straightforward, does not make a fuss and plays recklessly, what is repair?

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##宣德三年, Liyang scholar Wang Pingzhi explored the grave in the middle of the bureau, the heavenly scholars were cold, and the eunuchs were in charge, so they should be repaired, and the book in the coffin should be remembered.

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##康熙十一年, Liyang blacksmith Li Wen entered the middle bureau of the mound, Li was Bai Ding, and he had two or three words to remember it, in order to leave his name.

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##民国二十一年, the monk of Liyang Dharma Camel Temple Konghai, stole the mound for more than ten years, entered the empty door, the civil war in Central China, unbearable Buddhism door is pure, yù重cāo old night, entering this mound is the will of heaven, from then on cultivating the heart to the Buddha, do not ask anything else.

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##一九八二年, I cāo you nǎinǎi, you guys fill the hole so well every time you go out, it's nice to say, it's not fucking that you're unlucky, you want others to be tricked too, you cāo - Changsha Anonymous

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##一九九五年, dog, I'm busy working in vain, I'm going to meet your mausoleum in the future, Lao Tzu let you take a look. - Wang Kaixuan

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##驴rì的死胖子, don't remind me if you've been fooled.

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##信纸我拿去做纪念了, put on good paper, and continue below. I'll check back regularly.

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##二零零六年, upstairs is not kind, return the original. - Hangzhou Wu Xie

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##楼主是猪, the identification is completed - Luoyang Zhang Erzhou, (Sanzi, Phoenix, Wang Mazi, Dou Nail, Fat, Step by Step)