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The moon is dark and the wind is high, and the night in the early chūn is still a little cold.

Zhang Erzhou finally took a puff of cigarette butt, threw it on the ground and stepped on it, and turned around to give the guys a look. Seven men picked up the guy and walked towards the mound.

Zhang Erzhou is an old fairy, after graduating from secondary school in 02, he has not been able to find a job, and then he worshipped a master in the Internet café, and he entered this industry, and he mixed up for four years, and the big and small affairs were almost learned, so he set up his own door, accepted a few and a half apprentices, and began to work alone.

This time he took his apprentice out to step on the plate, but he didn't expect to meet a Tang tomb for him, with a pickaxe womb, he hadn't moved it yet, hesitated again and again, he was really reluctant, and decided to strike while his mother's iron was hot, so as not to cut off the beard for others.

The apprentices are responsible for opening the thief hole, he looked at the clumsy appearance below on the side, and felt depressed, these years, there are a lot of people in the society, and there are fewer and fewer decent ones, all of them are lazy and lazy materials, and they are a thief hole, and the six people are not as good as him.

Finally dug up to the King Kong wall, several apprentices were soft there, Zhang Erzhou had to go down to unload the tomb bricks by himself, the position he chose was OK, a few times, he unloaded a football-sized opening, the flashlight shone inside, it was not small, there were murals, his mother sent it this time, no need to look at the face of the owner of the antique shop.

was rejoicing, and suddenly a ghostly blue light lit up in the thief cave, which startled Zhang Erzhou.

Looking back, an apprentice was paying attention to sending text messages on his mobile phone, using an old-fashioned blue screen, which took pictures of the entire thief hole.

"Your grandfather's" Zhang Erzhou scolded and snatched the phone over, "You fucking look for death, when is it, send me a text message, confiscate!" ”

The apprentice scratched his head depressedly, and several other people gloated, and one said, "Third son, report to your girlfriend, you are too punctual, how can you cheer up your husband if you go on like this?" ”

Zhang Erzhou made a gesture to shut up, picked up the confiscated mobile phone, looked at it, and scolded his grandfather again.

Wife, I'm already in the robbery hole, I can go in after the tomb bricks are unloaded, you are obedient, obedient, I must be home before seven o'clock, what do you want to eat for breakfast, I will bring it to you? ***

My husband is so good, then come on, I want to eat fritters and small wontons, don't put green onions***

Got it, wife, kiss one***

What is it! Zhang Erzhou thought to himself, this kid has a sick brain, he can't fuck it anymore, so he will kick him away after doing it this time. cāo he nǎinǎi, the attitude is so improper.

The tomb is almost over, Zhang Erzhou unloaded several other bricks, took a group of people in, flashlights shine everywhere, it should be the tomb of a large family, at least an official in the court, the murals are all painted, a group of small people came in for the first time, and they were surprised to look everywhere, and they couldn't pull it.

Zhang Erzhou clapped his hands and said softly: "Don't make trouble, the old rule, all the things in the ear compartment will be sorted out first, and they will be broken by me, and I will pick your skin if I break one." The third son, the fat man, give me a coffin. ”

The little one responded and went about his work separately, and the third son and the fat man followed him to the mahogany coffin, and the three of them glanced at each other, and the fat man raised the pry pole, creaked, and inserted it into the coffin.

Zhang Erzhou prayed, God has eyes, put some good things for me, come with some gold, come with some gold, Lao Tzu should retire early, stay away from these rabbit cubs, and then spit two mouthfuls of saliva on his hands, and inserted the pry straw into the coffin crack in the other direction.

"Be smart, if something is wrong, retreat, Sanzi, cāo good fellow, don't get distracted, you know?" Zhang Erzhou said

The other two sighed and swallowed and spit, very nervous.

"Okay, I'll count one, two, three, and I'll force it, come, one...... 2. ......"

Zhang Erzhou just wanted to pressure the dantian and shouted out the three words, when suddenly one behind shouted: "Master!" ”

Zhang Erzhou was startled, breathless, and almost fell, and when he looked back, it was the youngest Douding, with an anxious expression, not knowing what was wrong.

"What for?" Zhang Erzhou asked.

"I want to pee."

"Oh," Zhang Erzhou looked at the fat man and the third son, and waved his hand weakly, "Go out and pee." ”

"Oh," Bean Ding turned and crawled into the thief hole.

Zhang Erzhou took a deep breath and gave the fat man and the third son a look, and the three of them returned to their respective positions, tied up their horses, and just wanted to shout 123 again, a voice called softly: "Master!" ”

Zhang Erzhou suddenly felt a killing intent in his heart, scolded in his heart, turned his head violently, and asked, "What~what~ the matter?!! ”

"Wang Mazi is wrong, master, he has been standing in the corner of the wall since just now, looking at the mural and shaking, I have taken a fancy to evil! Why don't you go and check it out? ”

Zhang Erzhou turned his head to look, and sure enough, the female apprentice named Wang Mazi was standing in the corner facing the wall blankly, her body trembling strangely, as if she was still thinking about something?

Several people doing things stopped and looked at Wang Mazi, under the flashing of the flashlight, Wang Mazi's shadow kept changing shapes, which looked very weird.

"Wang Mazi?" Zhang Erzhou screamed, and at the same time, the dagger had already turned over to his hand, it was not uncommon for him to encounter dangerous things in the past few years, he was not panicked, but he finally encountered such a good fat fight, and if something happened, it would be unpleasant.

Wang Mazi didn't react, as if he hadn't heard.

Several people were scared, Zhang Erzhou waved his hand, asked them not to be nervous, tiptoed to Wang Mazi's back, and when he came to a place of four or five meters, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, the dagger was thrust into his waist, and he strung over in a few steps, and grabbed Wang Mazi is a slap. At the same time, he ripped a headset from his ear and scolded: "I'm your grandfather's!!" Tell you how many times, don't listen to mp3 when you are upside down! ”

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