Chapter 18: Swapping Bodies
In this world, as long as there is love, nothing is a problem. Isn't it?
Is that really the case?
A fool will believe it, and the rabbit-eared lady is not a fool, so she won't believe it. Mi Li jumped up and slapped Zhang Xiaoyu's head, "Since you are so loving, how about you help this woman become a man?" ”
"Sister, are you a soft girl or a female man?"
Zhang Xiaoyu asked the beautiful big sister.
"Little girl, it's soft and cute."
The beautiful sister bit her handroll, her big eyes sparkled, and she pretended to be very soft, the so-called soft lady, that is, a combination of soft girl, lady, and cuteness. A girl who brings together these three attributes can be soft and cute!!
Zhang Xiaoyu didn't believe it at all, because the attitude of this sister just now towards Zhang Xiaoyu and Mi Li was obviously different, male demons, female demons, and beautiful big sisters worship male creatures, and they should look forward to the majestic and high-spirited masters, it is a pity that her daughter is in shape. In human society, there are also such girls, who have the appearance of a woman and the heart of an uncle inside.
Rabbit Ear Niang,Directly ignore the "soft Shumeng" who bites the handroll and sells cuteness, such a big woman, and sells cuteness, it's really shameful, especially the woman with the chest sells cute, it's so shameful, Rabbit Ear Niang is very contemptuous of this soft Shumeng, because of some reason that can't be said in words, the reason on the chest.
"Again, do you really want to be a man?"
"Yes, I want to be a pure master!!"
"What do you think of as a pure master?"
"Muscles, hormones, chest hair, thigh hair, Adam's apple, can stand up and pee!!"
“…… That, though I don't want to say, your last image of a gentleman is really special. I take the liberty of asking, soft Shumeng, have you ever tried to stand up and pee? ”
The rabbit-eared lady who gossiped spiritually on her body also became idle.
Zhang Xiaoyu didn't want to complain, is this a topic that girls should talk about, "Hey, Xiaoli, everyone is a girl, I like to stand up and pee, but I don't know the essentials, do you have a good posture to introduce to others, I hate it, don't stare at people with that kind of scared and scared eyes, people are so afraid." Zhang Xiaoyu imitated the tone of Sister Soft Shumeng, which was vivid.
Soft Shumeng: "......"
Rabbit Ear Lady: "......"
Zhang Xiaoyu also felt a little like that, and haha mixed up. No more complaining.
Rice grains are also very annoying, and they finally grabbed a customer, but they made strange requests. Then there is no way, since Zhang Xiaoyu is also here, although Zhang Xiaoyu does not conform to the image of a man in terms of muscular fitness, but after all, he is a man, do you want Zhang Xiaoyu and that soft Shumeng to exchange souls, they can exchange bodies. In this way, Soft Shumeng got the body of the man she dreamed of, and she could pursue her best friend. But the question is, does Zhang Xiaoyu agree? Mi Li glanced at Zhang Xiaoyu again.
"My deed master, what is our relationship?"
"Rabbit, your smile is weird and sinister."
"No, no, I'm just so virtuous, you think too much."
“…… Ah, too. ”
Zhang Xiaoyu admits that the rabbit-eared lady does not have any ladylike temperament. The expression of the third eldest sister of heaven and earth, as if everyone owed her money.
Telescope?
Rice grains take out a small telescope from their bags?
Then handed it to Zhang Xiaoyu.
"Take it."
"Why?"
"Not to die."
The rabbit ear lady comforted Zhang Xiaoyu.
Although Zhang Xiaoyu was very suspicious, he still picked up the telescope. Stretched, pointed the lens barrel at Soft Shumeng, and Soft Shumeng also looked at Zhang Xiaoyu at the other end of the telescope.
Then, then, Zhang Xiaoyu and Soft Shumeng, their world began to spin, spinning wildly. In the world where black and white intersect, Zhang Xiaoyu's side is a pure black hole, and Soft Shumeng's side is a white hole, Zhang Xiaoyu felt that something was taken out of his body, and the same thing happened to Soft Shumeng.
It's a soul swap!
The telescope that Rabbit Ear Niang handed over to Zhang Xiaoyu was the demon treasure of the demon world, the soul cross mirror.
How to use the soul cross mirror: two living creatures who need to exchange souls, look at each other affectionately through the two ends of the telescope, they relax physically and mentally, and then the souls will somehow withdraw from their original bodies and burrow into each other's shells.
The Soul Cross Mirror, which can only be used once within 72 hours, means that two creatures that exchange souls can only exchange souls again after three days.
After a short period of dizziness, Zhang Xiaoyu and Soft Shumeng both regained consciousness.
Mi Li was very satisfied and walked around next to Zhang Xiaoyu and Soft Shumeng.
"Oh, yes, yes. Your bodies have been swapped. Soft Shumeng, you got the gentleman body you wanted. Although the soul has not changed, it is. My Xiaoyu, you've become soft and cute now, what's the matter, do you feel anything, do you have anything to say to me? Soft Shumeng, remember, after three days, you and my Xiaoyu can exchange back into your body again......"
Mi Li's words are not finished yet.
Calling out the soft Shumeng and Zhang Xiaoyu of the body, they can't wait to start checking the new body.
Zhang Xiaoyu's new body is soft and cute, Zhang Xiaoyu rubbed his chest, tears welled up in his eyes, "I really can't imagine that a girl's breasts can be so soft." I'm so happy! ”
And soft Shumeng, she got Zhang Xiaoyu's body, although it is also a man's body, it has not reached the level of a strong man. Soft Shumeng opened Zhang Xiaoyu's flower pants, and burst into tears in an instant, yes, she read that right, her new body really has that thing. "I'm so excited, no, it's chicken moving!"
The dumbfounded rabbit-eared lady looked at the soft Shumeng and the owner of the two abnormal swapping bodies. "Uh, what did I do to make them happy?"
Mi Li took away the soul cross mirror.
Soft Shumeng, with Zhang Xiaoyu's body, Zhang Xiaoyu's tone said to the rabbit-eared mother: "Mother demon, no matter what, people still want to thank you, I want to use this body, quickly and my best friend into pairs, we can go to the kitchen, down to the hall, I will care about the big event of sowing, I want to sow seeds, sow seeds, hahahahahahaha ”
And Zhang Xiaoyu said to Mi Li with a soft and cute body, a soft and cute tone: "Rabbit, come and touch it, my body is so soft and fragrant, the taste of my body." ”
"yes, it seems that you are both quite satisfied with each other's bodies."
Mi Li said to the two.
"We haven't introduced ourselves yet."
"My name is Riemann."
"I'm Zhang Xiaoyu."
"From now on, I am Zhang Xiaoyu."
"And I am Riemann!"
"Please don't do weird things to my body."
"No, no, don't worry, when I get home, I'll study this body carefully, and I'll lick this wonderful body like a marshmallow."
“…… No problem, do something to my body! ”
"You are, use my body to sow seeds!"
Zhang Xiaoyu and Li Man, who swapped bodies, were so excited that the rabbit-eared lady couldn't interject.
agreed on a place to meet again, and exchanged contact information, Zhang Xiaoyu and Li Man said goodbye, one got the body of the master, and the other got the body of the soft Shumeng.
What kind of strange fate will two not very pure souls cross?
Mi Li hasn't charged Li Man's price yet, but it doesn't matter, the customer's body is still on Mi Li's side, because Zhang Xiaoyu's soul is poured into Li Man's body, as long as there is a body, Mi Li believes that Li Man will not dare to do anything to hurt her body.
"Don't touch it again, you look disgusting."
"Grains of rice, don't you touch them too."
"Don't die."
"Mi Li, for the first time, I feel from the bottom of my heart that you may be a good woman."
"You're really thinking too much."