Chapter 17: The Demon Lady Salesman
Zhang Xiaoyu was dragged by the rabbit ear lady to do business. The business of the demon lady,Actually, it's very simple.,Someone made a wish to the demon lady.,The demon lady sensed that person's urgent wish.,Appeared.γ
Because the rabbit-eared lady is unlicensed, she has not been recognized by the demon world, and she has no certificate, but it doesn't matter, as long as she works hard, she will still attract the attention of the demon world.
According to Rabbit Ear Niang, it is a woman who has a desire to fulfill it no matter what.
When the rabbit-eared lady appeared in front of the woman, the woman expressed shock, "I can't imagine that the demon really exists." But after the woman saw Zhang Xiaoyu, she was not very calm, because Zhang Xiaoyu had hazy eyes, unkempt hair, and was only wearing a pair of big pants, because, because Zhang Xiaoyu was dragged out by rice grains, Zhang Xiaoyu hadn't woken up in the quilt yet. The ghost knows, why did Mi Li pull Zhang Xiaoyu to go out in the middle of the night. "I didn't expect that the demon was dressed so casually, and he was actually wearing flower pants that only humans would wear!!" The woman aimed at Zhang Xiaoyu with sharp eyes, and did not forget to complain. She should also regard Zhang Xiaoyu as a demon.
But Zhang Xiaoyu is not, Xiaoyu's classmate is the owner of the demon mother. Provide spiritual power supplies.
Rabbit Ear Niang, a serious person, she wants Zhang Xiaoyu to see her majestic and domineering side, so that Zhang Xiaoyu will respect her very much in the future, Mi Li cleared her throat, and said to the woman sternly: "Woman, say it, say your wishes." β
The woman is very cautious, about twenty-one or twelve years old, although it is night, she is still wearing light makeup, it seems that she loves beauty, or she does not dare to show her true face?
The woman felt that men were more terrifying, so she ignored the rice grains gorgeously and looked at Zhang Xiaoyu, "Male demon, can I believe you?" The woman said to Zhang Xiaoyu.
Zhang Xiaoyu's eyes opened a slit, and he looked at the woman in confusion, "Ah, male demon, are you talking about me, yes, I am male!" Wow, beautiful sister!! Seeing the beauty, Zhang Xiaoyu's sleepiness disappeared decisively.
"Beautiful sister, the night is long, are you lonely?" Zhang Xiaoyu calmly asked the question.
ββ¦β¦ It's really a male demon, but just by looking at me, I knew I was lonely!! The woman looked at Zhang Xiaoyu with admiration.
"Ahem, ahemβ"
The grains of rice are still there to pretend. Trying to attract the attention of a woman. After all, Mi Li is the devil mother, and Zhang Xiaoyu is the root. That woman is completely wrong, what can Zhang Xiaoyu do, can he do what a demon can do?
"Quiet."
The woman glared at the rice grains.
"I don't believe you, look at your poor boobs, you can't even save your tiny boobs, what are you going to save me?"
The woman said something very hurtful to the demon mother.
Mi Li cares a lot about others saying that her breasts are small, Yayad, or humans are saying that her breasts are flat, what's wrong with being small, what's wrong, can't the demon mother's boobs be small, of course the demon lady can use spells to make the boobs look big, but at that time, it was not a real big breast. Let's not engage in false deception, let's show our true face! Mi Li tossed in her heart, ignoring the woman's hurtful gaze. Mi Li puffed up his chest proudly, but no matter how hard he tried, there was still no return, and his body without advantages still had no winning point.
Different from the indifference to rice grains, the woman's attitude towards Zhang Xiaoyu was very enthusiastic, "Male demon, you have to help me, no matter what price I pay." Is it the body, do you want me to pay for it with my body? I can pay the price now, and then you can make my wish come true! β
Happiness came too suddenly, and Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't react.
No, there are such good things.
"I said sister, you wait a minute, don't be in a hurry to undress, the rabbit is watching here, I'm embarrassed." Zhang Xiaoyu said.
"Female demon, go home and drink more milk, swell your chest, you leave, sure enough, it is still a man who is reliable." The woman ordered the eviction of the rabbit-eared lady.
"Male Demon, do you want to hear what my wish is?" The woman shifted her attention from the rice grain to Zhang Xiaoyu's flower pants, oops, the male demon can't wait, it's so good, my wish is about to come true! The woman was very happy. "Go, go, drink milk." The woman waved her hand at the rice grains in disgust, and quickly disappeared.
"Sister, what is your wish?" Zhang Xiaoyu asked.
ββ¦β¦ I think, I want to be a man. Then I went to hook up with my best friend, I confessed to her, but she rejected me, and said, 'We are both girls, how can two girls fall in love, how can they have babies, it's impossible, die, what I like is strong men, God, give me a few strong men, I'm lonely every night.' That's it, I was rejected by my best friend. I'm going to be a man, I'm going to have a baby with her, and then we'll roll the sheets happily together. The woman explained to Zhang Xiaoyu like this.
"......" Zhang Xiaoyu.
There are still rice grains in the stupe, and the rabbit ear lady is also drunk. I really can't understand the thoughts of human women, and women's hearts are needles. Become a gentleman and give birth to her.
It's terrible, Zhang Xiaoyu was frightened by the idea of that beautiful big sister. Zhang Xiaoyu is not a doctor and can't help her. And Zhang Xiaoyu thinks she should work hard to turn her best friend into a **.
Zhang Xiaoyu took a step back and gave up the initiative to Mi Li, "Rabbit, you can take care of her." β
"Respectfully call me Lord Overlord Rabbit. Light rain. β
"King Batu."
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Zhang Xiaoyu began to stare at the rabbit eyes with the rabbit ear girl, ignoring the woman's existence.
The beautiful woman saw that the "male demon" and the female demon were flirting there "very well", and she was envious, "Isn't this adding to the blockage, I attracted two demons, and the demon has not solved my wish, so he actually put me aside, openly hooked up, and flirted with his eyebrows, so he went in and out of bed, up and down, up and down." It's so sad, it's so enviable, damn it, demons. I curse you as long-lost brothers and sisters. The beautiful sister with a bleak face viciously aimed at the male demon and the female demon.
Mi Li turned around and stared at the woman with a smile, "Are you willing to pay any price?" β
ββ¦β¦ Yes, yes! β
"Well, then, I want your soul."
"Spirit, soul?!"
"That's right, are you willing to give your soul to the demons?"
ββ¦β¦ Soul to the devil? β
The woman looked at the rice grains with a winch, the girl with rabbit ears was really a demon!
Seeing that there was a hint of retreat in the woman's eyes, Mi Li mocked her and said: "What, your love is still not enough, aren't you willing to become a man for your lover, and your love for her is only this?" I dare not bear the price of my soul for it. You, the person you love the most is yourself. The mouth is beautiful, 'I can pay whatever price I want for her', I let you die, are you willing to die right away, woman. Don't show me a pitiful look, I'm a demon mother, how can the devil sympathize with you, didn't I sue you, it's unrealistic to win the devil's sympathy, give up your naΓ―ve thoughts, put away your innocent eyes, we make a deal, it's you who ask me, the devil won't make a reciprocal exchange with humans, you have to pay two, three, or even the price you can't bear. β
Aggressive, Mi Li has no sympathy at all, and he is also a demon, high up, taunting and mocking women. Probably because of being ridiculed for having small breasts, Zhang Xiaoyu thought to himself. Actually, Zhang Xiaoyu thought too much, Mi Li didn't lie, but just read from the book. Human beings pay two, three or even several times the price, but they still can't realize their proud wishes, and the wishes that can't be realized are called miracles.
If you talk about miracles, you should know how difficult it is.
Mi Li continued to seduce the woman, "I said you, why are you so stupid, since you can't bear the price, why don't you pull someone into the water and let her bear the price with you." β
"Is this okay?"
The woman seemed to see hope.
"It depends."
Mi Li turned his head and said to Zhang Xiaoyu: "See, this is your human nature, you can sacrifice others, so you don't hesitate." Despicable humanity. This is true for both men and women. β
Zhang Xiaoyu: "Human nature is much more complicated than you think, no one is perfect, I can only say this." Mi Li, let me ask you, as a demon mother, will you die for others? β
"You're stupid, of course I won't."
Rabbit Ear Niang said bluntly.
"Why do you expect humans to do what demons can't do? Do you want to accentuate your greatness with our meanness? β
Zhang Xiaoyu said.
"Ha, I don't want you to argue about boring issues."
Mi Li continued to communicate with the woman.
"You've thought about it long enough, woman. The devil's patience is limited, and you're not the only one who has my clients. I'm super busy, you know, time is money, money understands, you just go for sex reassignment surgery, you can become a man. β
"But I want to be a real man."
The beautiful sister said.
She had been overwhelmed by the momentum of the rice grains.
"The price, pay the price. Are you ready? Mankind. β
Rabbit Ear Niang, impatient, is ready to collect the price first, and then realize the wish of the beautiful sister.
"Please, wait a minute, I'm not ready!"
The beautiful sister panicked, because Mi Li took out her pink girl, the oversized pink sickle, if the color of the sickle is black, then the sister will definitely think that the rabbit ear girl is the god of death, only the god of death holds the sickle, at least in novels, film and television works. Although the pink girl of the rice grains is more colorful, it is a real demon's weapon. Rice grains can be used to absorb human spiritual power through a sickle, and the path of absorption is to pierce the soul of a human with a sickle, and then use the sickle as a medium to absorb it. However, this seems to be more inappropriate, because the blade of the sickle is pierced into the body of the absorbed person from the perspective of a bystander, but it is actually pierced into the soul, and it generally does not hurt **.
Zhang Xiaoyu saw the rice grains, sharpened his knife to the customer, and was eager to stop the rabbit ear girl. Xiaoyu has personally experienced the horror of the Pink Girl with Rice Grains.
"Rice grains, don't threaten your customers with a sickle. You're like this, you're not qualified, as a demon lady salesman. β
"So what should I do?"
"Use your love to influence your customers!! It's love. β
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