It's weird to come, and it's weird to go.

This is my understanding of the behavior of the black lady who appeared and disappeared this time.

This black old lady not only walked by herself, but also took away her disciples, and there was no one left, so that we felt as if we had been tricked, and after tossing for a long time, we ended up with such a bad result, damn, we haven't decided the winner yet!

Everyone on our side showed a relieved expression, no one expected that the ending would be as absurd as the national football team's game, which was incomprehensible.

Li Guanyi gave a thumbs up to Daxiong: "Xiongye is really powerful, he single-handedly drove away the black old lady." ”

Liu Zhihui nodded on the side: "Yes, Wisdom Fighting Black Lady, if this is spread out, it will definitely be a first-class mythological material." ”

Qian Yongzhen held his glasses: "It's really a little different, the old lady black doesn't look like she walked by herself, but like she was scared away." ”

The reason why he said this was because Nobita was ...... at this time

Nobita was facing the incessant abuse and provocation in the air, hoping to scold the black old lady, but at this moment, the black old lady didn't seem to be as irritable as before, and fooled us with this kind of language that accepted the disciples, and then made us think crankily here, no matter how ugly Nobita's scolding was, no one appeared, Nobita was angry, scolding and scolding, and actually sat on the ground depressed, whining and crying.

Made, what's this playing?

I stepped forward, patted Nobita on the shoulder and said, "You drove them away, why are you crying?" ”

Nobita grabbed my hand in a panic and shouted, "Ning Wa'er, I'm sorry for you, I hurt you!" You hit me, scold me, I promise that I won't fight back, I won't scold back! ”

No way! What's wrong with this? Crazy? Impossible, with his powerful secondary thinking, how could he be made out of neurosis?

I reached out and touched the kid's forehead, grabbed his pulse and pinched it, and said to myself, "I don't have a fever, and I don't get sick!" ”

I grabbed his head again, opened his eyelids and took a look: "The eyes are clear, not evil." ”

"Open your mouth, ah......"

I commanded Nobita.

Nobita didn't know why, opened his stinky mouth, and I pinched it: "The speech is clear, and it doesn't look like it's been poisoned, you cry a bird?" ”

Nobita glared at me dryly, looking me up and down: "You, you, you, are you okay?" ”

I spread my hands: "What's the matter with me?" ”

Nobita stood up suddenly, and when he really wanted to say something, he seemed to feel that something was wrong, and after looking left and right, he pulled me and ran into the house.

A group of people saw his neurotic movements, and they all ran along the net.

When I entered the house, Nobita first pressed me on the kang and sat down, and then looked me up and down: "Are you really okay?" ”

I wanted to get up, but he pressed me again, so I had to say helplessly: "What's the matter with me?" ”

Nobita clicked his eyes: "Didn't you smoke that cigarette too?" How do you feel after smoking? ”

I rolled my eyes: "What can I do, a chest of aroma." ”

Nobita said very seriously: "Aroma? Why do I feel like my chest is half suffocating when I smoke it? I thought it was the old black lady's trick to kill us both! ”

I reluctantly opened his hand: "Fuck off, I just took a small puff, how much did you smoke?" Such a big handful of tobacco is stuffed in, and three puffs and five puffs are smoked, just this amount, whoever smokes it will be dizzy! It's a special oxygen tube, and you have to suffocate people if you can't go in or out! ”

Nobita looked at me speechlessly: "Phew, I'm still worried that you will be calculated, but you don't have any shit, look at Lao Tzu." ”

I tilted my head to look at him, "What's wrong with you?" Aren't you alive and scolding, and pretending to be forced? What went wrong? ”

Nobita pointed to his chest: "Here, here, you see." ”

I stared at his down jacket and reached out to hit the dirt on it: "Look at it! Do you have a nervous face? ”

Nobita tore open his down jacket and then his shirt, and a fist-sized meat bun protruded from Nobita's stomach.

I was taken aback: "This, what is this?" Damn, are you pregnant? ”

Nobita cried with a sad face: "I'm not joking with you, it's true!" ”

It's true? I reached out and touched the fist-sized bag, the thickness of the palm of my hand, and it felt like it was swollen after a mosquito bite, except that it was extra-large.

Just as I touched the meat bun with my hand, I saw Nobita's face twitch.

"Does it hurt?"

At this time, I didn't dare to take it lightly, for fear that something would really happen to Nobita.

Nobita shook his head: "It hurts but it doesn't hurt, it's too cold for your hands." ”

"Rough, it doesn't hurt you to call a bird! Maybe it's the reason for the allergy to such a big Luo Luo pimple. ”

I said angrily.

Nobita shouted anxiously: "No, absolutely not, it's, it's alive, alive." ”

"Live a fart!"

Liu Zhihui scolded on the side: "Just blow it, who doesn't know you kid, don't pretend, hurry up and buckle the buttons, just your figure that can't even distinguish between the mermaid line and the crotch bone, don't show it here." ”

Daxiong shouted defensively: "Second batch, you uninspired second goods, you know a fart, Ning Wa, use your inspiration to feel, to feel!" Come on, go to this feeling! ”

Nobita pointed to his stomach, the palm-sized patty was red, it really looked like a mosquito bite!

But in this cold winter weather, where do the mosquitoes come from?

Besides, how big can a mosquito bite such a big bag?

I wondered and gathered my inspiration into a single line, feeling the past at the bag on Nobita's belly.

I felt it, and in that little bag, there was an extremely strong life force.

That life force was enveloped in a dark gas, and when my inspiration came here, it could no longer enter.

I was startled at the time, and rushed to Nobita with an arrow step, reaching out and touching the mosquito bag on Nobita's stomach.

Nobita turned around and dodged: "Don't touch, don't touch!" ”

This time it was my turn to be anxious.

I said anxiously, "Does this thing, you, hurt?" ”

Nobita opened my hand and said, "It doesn't hurt, but your dog's paws are cold." ”

I'm a little crazy, this kid can still joke with me at this time: "You can't do it, this is terrible, you can't mess around." ”

Nobita laughed and said: "There's a fart thing, the old lady said to me when she left, this is the mark of the horse, there is her old man's soul in it, if I have difficulties, I can contact the old woman in the way of the horse, and she will come forward to help me." ”

So good? I frowned and looked at Nobita, how did I feel that the black lady did this, with a strong sense of conspiracy?

In an instant, my intuition told me that our journey into Changbai Mountain must be full of all kinds of thrills