Chapter 017: Night Talk
As the saying goes: the lion fights the rabbit, and also does his best. Seeing such a big prey coming to the door, the human-faced tarantula reacted quickly, and in just two minutes, the snake's head was wrapped in a cocoon the size of a basketball, and its mouthparts pierced through the snake's eye sockets, and began to happily suck the juice dissolved by venom and digestive enzymes
It's a pity that it forgot that Lin Xiao was still standing next to him.
The snipe and the clam competed, and the truth of the fisherman's profit obviously did not appear in its walnut-sized brain, and just as it was feasting, Lin Xiao was impatient.
Although he watched the animal world for free just now, Lin Xiao would not show mercy because of this. After all, blocking people's way is a very immoral thing~~
"Fireball Technique" Lin Xiao stretched out his right hand, and a little spark quickly appeared at the tip of his finger, and then the spark quickly became larger, expanding and tumbling to the size of a human head, and the scorching flames made the temperature of the originally cold corridor rise by as much as seven or eight degrees in an instant, whistling and sweeping towards the human-faced tarantula, enveloping and devouring it.
"Squeak~~" There was a piercing angry scream from the flames, and the human-faced spider was covered in flames, the cobwebs were burned, and it fell from mid-air, and then rushed towards Lin Xiao regardless of it.
However, Lin Xiao didn't plan to kill this guy with just one fireball technique, even if it was just an ordinary "little spider". The next moment, in the darkness behind him, a two-meter-tall Grim Reaper guard who was silent and strict had already rushed out, swinging his axe and slashing down angrily. Half of his body was directly poked by the spider's legs, turning into a handful of flying yellow sand.
Unfortunately, such an injury was not a problem for the Death Guard, and it was silent, and the sharp axe slashed off its head, cutting a wound on the human-faced tarantula, and black juice immediately splattered out, causing the spider to squeak in pain.
Half of the body of the Reaper guard, who bore the brunt of the blow, was also corroded and blackened, like weathered sand, falling down piece by piece. However, this injury did not make it pause and flinch, and the intact left hand grabbed a grenade, aimed at the wound that had just been cut, and slammed it into it
Poof, it's the sound of fists hitting flesh.
Rumble! This is the sound of a grenade exploding
Needless to say, the power of a watermelon grenade is in the flesh and blood of the human-faced tarantula, it can be said that it has suffered all the damage alive, and the tragic end can be imagined, but it was blown into the flesh and blood that fell all over the sky without even snorting, and the rain hit the plantain and splashed around.
Lin Xiao had already expected to erect a yellow sand barrier in front of him, blocking the flesh and blood splattered by the explosion. Looking at the messy corridor, you came to say: "Rich, it's so capricious~~"
Due to their non-renewable nature, consumables do not have many reserves for the average adventurer. In today's strength, what can be solved with grenades can also be solved with fists, and if it can be saved, it will be saved. However, Lin Xiao is engaged in arms smuggling, although he can't make much, but it is enough for his own use, and he uses grenades and bombs to open the way when he has nothing to do, which is so capricious
Stepping over the messy corridor of minced meat, Lin Xiao continued to walk inside. It didn't take long to come to the outside of a brightly lit "dormitory". Inside, four mentally ill patients in hospital gowns were sitting in chairs and holding a symposium while buttoning their feet.
"I'm Alex, the king of the jungle, why do I have to live in such a small house? It's hard to even turn over! One guy complained, "Why don't we run away?" Taking advantage of the youth and the sunshine, I went to the ancestral land of my parents and had a beautiful encounter with the lioness at dusk."
Zebra Marty snorted, "Running in the wilderness like you?" I'm not that interested! But I haven't been in the newspaper for a long time, I wonder if my friends have forgotten the beautiful, cute and kind Marty? ”
The zebra sat lazily on the chair and said, "Ah, for the sake of my front page headlines, it's time to learn from Xiaofengfeng, to have a trip that just goes, and a love that doesn't care about a qiē!" ”
Melman was very yearning for what Marty said, and said:
"Since the newspapers are all on it, the BBC radio station must also distribute relevant news, my Lao Mei's face can be regarded as showing home, and it is not a problem to honor the ancestors. When the time comes, I will have to carry the semiconductors to my father's grave and let the old man listen to them......"
Gloria the hippo frowned when she heard this: "What demon moth did you come up with?" Wouldn't it be okay to burn a few newspapers for your old man, how can anyone in the world carry a radio to the grave? ”
Melman bared his tongue and said, "You don't know, our old man is just a mud leg in the grass, and after coming to the circus, he has taken several animal literacy classes, but he is not the material for reading at all. In this life, he can't read half a basket of words, and if I really burn the newspaper, his old man may not even be able to figure out which side is up......"
"Oh, too, isn't your daddy's name Flower Donkey?"
Melman was furious: "I say it again, Bichi! My dad is a sika deer, and my mom is not a donkey day!! ”
Next to him, Alex the Lion has already begun to count the equipment needed for this "prison break" plan with his fingers:
"Type 62 military multi-function compass rangefinder, Seagull 205 single-lens reflex camera, Falcon 8X40 high-seal telescope...... Well, that's enough for reconnaissance. Then there are the essential supplies for home travel: multi-functional pressure cooker, recently used to eating cooked food, picky mouth, raw is also afraid of getting sick, do you say no. Then there's the Myers water heater, which can be heated by wind and solar energy. And then there's Freya Whitening Sunscreen, I'm the most heroic and beautiful lion."
Gloria the hippo was puzzled, "But why don't you have weapons?" Shall we not have guns? ”
Alex the Lion explained: "None of the four of us are regular military members, and it is easy to misfire when playing with guns. Besides, there are no birds and no beasts in the wilderness of Africa, I can be the king of beasts, and it doesn't mean much to carry the land. ”
Gloria the hippo said anxiously: "If you don't have a gun, you won't be strong." Even a Browning pistol? I think I was able to shoot geese with my marksmanship. It is said that the head of the goose is not the tail of the goose, and the little sparrow cannot be broken, so the whole corpse must be left, and then it can be picked up to stew in the pot. Otherwise, it's not called the ability ......."
Alex pierced mercilessly, "Are you dreaming?" You don't even have a finger, what do you use to shoot a gun? ”
Zebra Marty was defeated on the issue of "Donkey Day or Sika Deer Day", and also turned back and reprimanded: "Do you have military common sense?" Can a pistol be used against a bird? The wilderness environment is complex and changeable, with bats, poisonous snakes, insects and ants. And the Jedi poachers who didn't die, and the devil knows what will happen. What can you do if you don't have a handy guy? I think that if there is danger, it must be a sudden and short contact. Therefore, the performance of the weapon must be fast in peacetime and wartime, convenient in shooting, high rate of fire, and low failure rate. The Browning pistol could not be rotated at all, and the firing speed was not enough to form suppressive fire. I heard that the city's military factory has recently developed and produced a batch of light jungle submachine guns, although it is such a name, it is not only suitable for jungle warfare, but also can deal with mountain, tunnel, street and lane combat. If I could defend myself with a jungle rifle, there would be no place in this world that I would not dare to go. ”
Alex the Lion retorted, "You kid thinks so beautiful, and you want to bring a submachine gun?" Wouldn't it be more practical to send you a tank to drive? In fact, the jungle submachine gun you said, although it was developed more than a month ago, has not been produced until now, or let's wait for it to be mass-produced in a few years before we act? ”
There are four prisoners in the room, proper non-human creatures, namely lions, zebras, sika deer, hippos, and the four brothers of Madagascar~~
Lin Xiao was speechless when he heard it outside: "Isn't this mental hospital also a part-time zoo job?" Otherwise, how can you charge for admission and visit? But even so, you guys are a little bit of a temperate, how do you feel like a bunch of bastards in animal skins! ”
Merman, the sika deer, who had won the battle, was triumphant, and at this time he heard the two guys arguing over what guns to bring, so he explained: "Why are you two like arms dealers, just now you were planning to be broadcast in the newspaper, where do you think now?" Can you have a good time? ”
The two goods were speechless, so they had to shout: "Don't care about what you shouldn't be in charge of, who makes your achievements not outstanding and your political achievements not outstanding." It's only the disc on his waist, I don't think you should follow the coaxing, let's find the big ears and ask for a gun. ”
Lin Xiao thought that these two groups were going to come out, but he didn't expect to walk up to an old cat in the corner and said, "Big ears, the four of us are going out to see the world, and I want to get some weapons from you, don't be boring." ”
The old cat in the corner sat up straight, and was silent for a moment before he said, "Don't call me Big Ears, please call me Sheriff Black Cat!" ”
"Come on, you are still pretending, obviously having a secret affection with one ear, and a private marriage, a series of triggers for the crime of heavy marriage, the crime of endangering the safety of the town, the crime of leaking town secrets, etc., staying here is also to sit in prison, it is better to get out of this cage with a few brothers, and go to see the magnificent waves outside, the great rivers and mountains!"
Sheriff Black Cat was wiping the gun at this time, and he disassembled the May Fourth gun one by one, as if he was tending to the new daughter-in-law who had just passed the door, and carefully wiped each part. Hearing this, he just shook his head and sneered, and said, "Why is the ball on the ground, I don't know if the scar can't be revealed, what's the matter?" Beware of Lao Tzu beating you a deflated calf! ”
Yes, as soon as he opened his mouth, there was a smell of stubble in the Northeast, and he was poked and hurt his feet, and his original form was exposed
The two of them said with a shy face: "Isn't this trying to borrow a weapon from you?" ”
The black cat sheriff stiffened his face and said:
"No problem! I just dismantled this one, and if you can reload it in two minutes, I'll give you ammo right away. But if you can't pretend to be it, then don't talk anything, where you come from, you can go back. ”
The lion and the zebra looked at each other, looked down at the thick palms, and stopped speaking with tears in their eyes.
At this time, Xiong Er, who was lying on the top bunk snoring, turned around, revealing his very happy fat face, and said in a daze:
"Brothers, don't dream, let's wash and sleep, I'll get up and do the fifth set of radio gymnastics in Ming'er."
"Oh, sleep, sleep!"
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