When Lin Xiao heard this, he really felt itchy and painful, and he wanted to be mad at that time, so he rushed in and gave these lazy people who bragged about the draft a knife one by one. But then I thought about it, I guess these guys have a little bit of fun to brag, who hasn't had a bragging b, and I think I came from that stage back then

There are three realms of pretending to b: one is to listen to the seniors, the second is to pretend to be yourself, and the third is to listen to the juniors.

From the perspective of skill, Lin Xiao is now deeply hidden in his merit and fame~~

Thinking like this, Lin Xiao planned to let these guys go and turn to leave.

In a sense, psychiatric hospitals and hospitals can also be equated, and the management model is almost the same. The most obvious is the uniformity of the settlements

Lin Xiao walked forward slowly, but he heard a "crunch" sound of the bed legs twisting from the room on the left hand side in front of him, and he couldn't help but walk into it, and followed the sound to a hospital bed.

There was a cute girl like an angel lying on the hospital bed, and on the cupboard beside her, there was a report, and the first line of the name column read: sleepingbeauty, Princess Anne.

The second line is a brief introduction to the reason for admission:

As she grew older, Princess Anne grew more and more beautiful, and time did not leave the slightest blemish on her flawless countenance, and she was God's most precious angel

Every family has a difficult scripture, and the stepmother is jealous of her beauty and cuteness, so at the ball of Princess Anne's coming-of-age ceremony, the vicious stepmother adds an "unknown medicine" to her wine and tricks her into drinking it

Seeing this, Lin Xiao couldn't help but complain: "Sure enough, there is no stepmother everywhere?" ”

The kind-hearted Princess Anne drank this "spiced" adult wine without suspicion, and Princess Anne, who felt as if she was a little drunk, staggered onto the balcony, and then fell from a ten-meter height Fortunately, her head did not hit the ground first, but her back hit the ground.

The frightened relatives called someone to take them to the hospital in time, but Princess Anne never woke up.

Fake alcohol poisoning, which is a report of the cause given by the doctor. More than 20 milliliters of methanol were ingested at one time, and although Princess Anne was rushed to the hospital in the first place, it was still too late.

After the emergency medical rescue operation, the hospital successfully dialysed the formaldehyde that entered the blood, preventing the occurrence of kidney failure, a terminal disease, but there was nothing to be done about the formaldehyde that had entered the eye, and the formaldehyde that quickly accumulated in the eye area had completely destroyed Princess Anne's optic nerve cells before being sent to the hospital, and due to the completely damaged optic nerve endings, Princess Anne could not do it even if she wanted to transplant her eyeball.

In addition, the fall from a height of more than ten meters also caused Yan zhòng to Princess Anne. Although the back landing coincidentally did not cause any fracture and displacement, the head was subjected to a violent non-fatal impact, perhaps because she did not want to face this fact, or because the back hit injured the nerve spine, and Princess Anne never woke up until now.

After a joint consultation with a number of authoritative brick families, a conclusion was finally reached: Princess Anne subconsciously refused to wake up, and she was waiting, waiting for the prince charming who could help her regain her life.

And the way to wake up the princess is a fragrant kiss! That's right, that's the answer!

According to the development of this bloody plot, Lin Xiao will naturally try to wake up the princess with a fragrant kiss, even if he is not Prince Charming, he can take advantage of it for nothing, right?

Lin Xiao did plan to do so, but just as he was about to do something "shameful", a dagger slashed at his lower body with a strong wind. Fortunately, Lin Xiao found the block, otherwise I am afraid that I would have to change my career to practice the "Sunflower Treasure Book".

He turned around angrily and looked at the sneak attacker behind him, it was seven dwarfs wearing red and white hats and Christmas clothes, led by a guy with a long beard, who was holding a fruit knife, glaring at Lin Xiao angrily.

"Damn it, you want to kiss our Princess Anne! I can't bear it, I can't bear it! A dwarf shouted angrily.

"That's it, catch him, beat him, beat him to death!"

“”

Although he didn't understand when the seven dwarfs became the guardians of Snow White, this did not prevent Lin Xiao from venting his anger, he narrowed his eyes, and a sickly smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth:

"It's been a long time since I did it~~ The feeling of friction when the blade rubs the fresh flesh and blood of the human body, and the murmur of the cold blade, is particularly beautiful, ah, how nostalgic for the deliciousness of blood, is it time to kill?"

The faces of the seven dwarfs changed suddenly, and they were frightened by Lin Xiao's morbid declaration, and they hummed after a while:

"You can't do anything to us, because we're princess dwarfs! If you kill us, the princess will never agree with you."

"So what do you think I should do?" Lin Xiao played with the evil bone blade in his hand, his eyes were cold.

"Hmph, if you want to kiss the princess, you have to beat us!" The dwarf at the head shouted, "But don't worry, we won't beat you up one by one, than boxing!" ”

Lin Xiao smiled slightly: "Very good, I can't wait~~"

The first duel begins.

Lin Xiao's opponent is a Christmas dwarf who is sixty centimeters tall, this guy is fully equipped, he specially bought a boxing glove, his movements are also sensitive, the rhythm of rolling and moving is not chaotic, specializing in Lin Xiao's lower road, making moves are not taboo, and he is shameless.

But the problem is that some things are not done by hard work, just as Xiao Ming can't dunk, and Sister Feng can't uncover the rules to get on top, no matter how much this guy supports himself with faith, no matter how his companions cheer for him, it will be unbearable in front of Lin Xiao.

Under Lin Xiao's crushing speed, strength, and body style, the Christmas dwarf could only bear it silently, which was quite miserable. It's even more miserable than Adou.

Seeing this situation, the big brother who took the lead couldn't stand it.

After all, Xiao Qi is the general in the team, Han Xin can endure the humiliation of his crotch, and it is not impossible to be wronged for a while, but you can't let Han Xin lie under the crotch of other people's pants for a lifetime, right?

A moment of grievance can stimulate fighting spirit, pretend to be a grandson for a lifetime, then it is really a grandson.

Now that Xiao Qi is being teased and teased like this, victory or defeat is secondary, the key is to lose the face of Brother Qi.

Therefore, after Xiao Qi was knocked down by Lin Xiao for the seventh time, the eldest brother finally yelled: "Brothers, let's go together!" Give him something awesome and take a look! Otherwise, I really think that there are no heroes in our dwarf world! ”