Chapter 18, the terrifying daily life of the Nobi family
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After the hilarious plot of the doghouse version of "The Grudge" is completely over, the severely crippled main god seems to have stopped for a while.
- Of course, since even the main god space has collapsed, then the rewards for completing the task and the service of redeeming huàn will naturally be gone.
As a result, whether it is Suzumiya Haruhi's SOS group, Nohara Shinnosuke's Kasuga Defense Team, or Doraemon's youth adventure group, after cheering and celebrating, they can only go home in a boring way, and there is not much practical gain except for the adventure itself.
Before leaving, the alien girl Yuki Nagato took the main god orb with her, and prepared to continue her research with her powerful computing power.
Wang Qiu, on the other hand, focused on the exploration of Doraemon and came to some unpleasant conclusions.
First of all, in the world of Doraemon, although time is obviously passing normally, it has never been able to make real changes, just like a Mobius ring - Nobita has spent an unknown number of winter and summer vacations, and he is still a fifth-grader of elementary school forever!
(The manga originally set Nobi Nobita as a fourth-grader in elementary school, and later moved to fifth-grade elementary school after more than 30 years.)
Of course, strictly speaking, it is not without changes, for example, a laptop appeared in Nobi's room, Nobi's friends and parents used mobile phones, and Nobi and Doraemon even had a personal web page online...... In short, only the background of the times has changed.
Secondly, in Doraemon's pocket, there are many props that completely control the law of cause and effect, such as the pocket Congress, the dictator button, and the phone booth...... These props, which seem to be able to easily conquer the world, can only make jokes constantly in the hands of Nobita, which is really a very terrifying thing - Wang Qiu has a creepy inference after trying out the pocket Congress, this thing is likely not to change reality at all, but only gives the user a virtual memory, the purpose is to educate the user not to abuse power, etc......
Then, after paying tribute to the cat, Wang Qiu finally borrowed a few props from him and brought them home - only to be disappointed, those props of Doraemon were completely useless when they were brought to Wang Qiu's world. Maybe it's a relationship with different rules in the world...... In the same way, the passage between the Doraemon world and Wang Qiu's world is also one-way, for example, Nobita tried to get into Wang Qiu's house when he was idle and bored one day, but he was blocked by an invisible barrier at the mouth of the bag on the opposite side, and he couldn't get out.
While this now made Wang Qiu a little disappointed, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. After all, the plague physique of the waste wood elementary school student Nobita is not much better than that of the Grim Reaper elementary school student Conan, and basically he is in trouble wherever he goes - if Doraemon's next big story is actually "Nobita's Chengguan Headquarters Battle", then Wang Qiu will probably have to hang himself afterwards......
In fact, just the daily life of Nobita and Doraemon made Wang Qiu very scary.
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In any case, Doraemon is indeed an extremely good machine, and that's true. Even a waste wood like Nobita Iobi, as long as he uses this machine and allows it to be fully used, he will definitely be able to create a future with extraordinary achievements......
But the problem is that his size, horsepower, and weight are enough for the Nobi family's daily life to become a nightmare.
- Doraemon, height 129. 3 cm, weight 129. 3 kg, strength 129. 3 hp, 129 at a maximum. 3 km.
Next, I don't know if it's because he has to load very good artificial intelligence, his big head is 8o centimeters in diameter!
With such a huge head, it is a bit incredible to be able to come to Nobita's house.
――Nobita's desk is known to be connected to a time machine, and Doraemon from the 22nd century comes out of the desk drawer. But the problem is that most people's desk drawers are only 60 to 70 centimeters long and wide...... So, if Nobita also uses a normal elementary school desk, then Doraemon's head will be stuck in the drawer and can't get out......
――I finally came all the way from the 22nd century to the modern age, but I got stuck in the immediate vicinity of my destination...... It's so sad!
Fortunately, the desk in Nobita's room, although it looks very simple, is not a compact small desk like ordinary elementary school students, but a high-end desk used by directors of large companies, and the main drawer is also a large size of one meter wide and 9o cm deep...... Alas, Nobita is just an elementary school student, and he actually uses such a luxurious and extravagant large desk as a desk, which shows how high Nobita's parents expect this child.
However, instead of working hard with this big desk, their precious son came out of the desk drawer a futuristic machine that allowed him to live a good life without having to work hard, making him a celebrity in the multiverse...... Sometimes this world is really a blessing and a curse.
However, despite the benefits of Nobi's luxurious desk, Doraemon was able to get in and out of the desk drawer safe and sound. But from the moment Doraemon of this size began to live in Nobi's house, the whole family really started to have a big head - for example, it is difficult to just pass by in the corridor of the home: the corridor of Japanese homes is usually only 9o centimeters wide, but the corridor of Doraemon Guò, which has a head diameter of 8o centimeters, is only 1o centimeters wide. If you meet Doraemon in the hallway, one of them will have to go back.
For this reason, the Nobi family had to carry out a large-scale renovation, expanding the width of the corridor and staircase by one and a half meters, wasting a lot of space and area.
In addition, it is even more difficult for Doraemon to go up and down the stairs - Doraemon has a leg length of only about 2o centimeters, and he cannot walk up the narrow and steep Japanese family staircase. In addition, the soles of his feet are flat and large, and they look like they are about 4o centimeters in diameter, so in order for him to be able to stand on the stairs, the steps of Nobi's stairs have to be made very large...... But if such a long staircase is built in such a small house, it will take up all the building space! It's better to climb the ladder like a submariner!
――The final solution was that Doraemon installed a suspension engine on the soles of his feet, allowing him to "float" like a ghost.
Just having a big head and short legs were already causing these problems, and then there was an even more terrible problem - Doraemon weighed 129. 3 kg, the strength is 129. 3 hp. This time, it is very dangerous to live with this kind of machine! You know, Doraemon maintains the habits of a cat, and climbs the eaves of the house twice in three days to fall in love with the female cat...... But this 129. With a weight of 3 kg, can such a thin eaves of a Japanese-style house afford? That's heavier than two Wang Qiu or three wild than Nobita! It's like a sumo wrestler!
-- For this reason, the roof and beams of Nobi's house must be specially reinforced, and the wood must be turned into high-strength alloy steel with a material conversion lamp.
With 129. 3 kg in weight compared to 129. The power of 3 horsepower is even more terrifying, because the maximum human power is only 6 horsepower, so Doraemon alone can easily knock over more than 20 ordinary people - although Nobita will often hedge with Doraemon and hug each other, but if he really does this, it is more violent than being hit by a Roshan-level sumo wrestler with all his strength, and he is guaranteed to fly out!
Not only that, Nobita will sometimes scuffle with Doraemon in order to grab a dorayaki, but if you let Wang Qiu go and a person who weighs 129. 3 kg, strength 129. If a 3-horsepower machine does this, it is guaranteed that the whole body will be immediately comminuted and fractured, and the internal organs will be ruptured...... Let the seemingly ordinary daily life be cast a terrifying shadow of death - fortunately, Nobita is particularly durable, so he survived strongly.
However, there is an even more terrifying guy in the world of "Doraemon", and that is Fat Tiger. This child king was even beaten unconscious by Doraemon. Doraemon can already fight twenty of them at a time, and Fat Tiger's hand-to-hand combat effectiveness is even higher than Doraemon's, it is estimated that it is not a problem to kill all over Hong Kong's Causeway Bay with a watermelon knife, no wonder he dares to say "My things are my things, your things are my things" Such domineering words...... But in the face of such a fat tiger that is so strong against the sky, Nobita often resists him bravely and without any strategy, and even knocks him down many times. I think it's because of such indomitable perseverance that I can live with such a terrible Doraemon.
The worst thing is that when Doraemon was scared and ran away when he encountered a mouse, the highest time he burst out in an instant was 129. 3 km ...... The problem is that most of the occasions when this cat-type machine encounters mice should be at home and indoors: one weighs 129. The 3-kilogram machine qì man rampage in a narrow family mansion with a degree close to that of an express train...... This scene is really terrifying!
Fortunately, no matter how much Doraemon broke during the rampage, as long as he shone it with the restored light, it was as good as new.
As for the various destruction and riots that Doraemon brought to the Nobi family with those props...... I don't know how to describe it.
Here, Wang Qiu couldn't help but hold a handful of sympathetic tears for Yebi's father and Yebi's mother...... It's not easy for you to stay in such a terrible home every day, and to arrange everything in an orderly manner!
――As long as Doraemon is there, Nobita can live happily even if he doesn't work hard. But in order to live with such a terrible Doraemon, it must be done with the efforts of ordinary people. Sure enough, even the high-tech of the 22nd century is not perfect!
On the other hand, when Wang Qiu observed the daily life of the Nobi family with curious, terrifying, and even admiring eyes, the alien agent Yuki Nagato's research on the "main god" ball finally had a preliminary result.