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There is such a mantra on the Internet called: If you are serious, you will lose.

There is also a mantra on the Internet that says: the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

And this is also a true portrayal of many unsatisfactory things in daily life.

For example, when the SOS group of Haruhi Suzumiya, the Kasugabe Defense Team of Crayon Shin-chan, and the Youth Adventure Group of Doraemon, the three invincible teams that once crisscrossed the multiverse and terrified countless enemies, as well as Nohara's parents and others gathered together, sitting on the tatami mat in the living room of Nohara's house in Kasukabe City, Saitama Prefecture, Japan, and waiting with bated breath for the "main god" to teleport them into the "Alien 1" film, the result was not to collectively cross the other world as they thought, but to see a hideous alien, Suddenly fell from the roof of Nohara Shinnosuke's house......

According to Nagato Yuki's post-mortem analysis, because the "main god" has been destroyed by Yan zhòng, it can't work normally at all, and even the most basic procedures have been almost ruined, so at present, it is really powerless to pull people in, so I have to make do with the monster or something.

What's even more tragic is that due to the lack of energy of the main god, the alien released is also a shrunken version - only the size of a basketball.

The next moment, this alien, which was originally only the size of a basketball, was illuminated by Doraemon who had been prepared for a long time with a [shrinking lamp], and became only the size of a yen coin, and then put it into a thick glass bottle, enjoying the inhumane onlookers of a large group of do-gooders......

-- No matter how hideous the monster is, when it becomes the size of a fingernail, not many people will be scared.

Well, Shinnosuke Nohara also took a plastic straw and teased the "mini-alien" like a teaseworm, happily watching it spit out the acid in small sips, corroding the straw into many holes, and at the same time corroding the inner wall of the glass bottle into potholes - unfortunately, due to the complete lack of food supplements, the poor alien only took a few puffs of acid and couldn't spray it, and couldn't get out of the glass bottle.

“…… Oooh! It's a lot of fun! It's definitely more fun to raise than to raise a unicorn! Mom, can I keep it at home? ”

After fiddling with the miniature version of the interstellar alien for a while, five-year-old Shinnosuke Nohara made the above request very "naively".

- Hey, what the hell do you think of the alien? It's to want it to perform catching chicks. Chicken or wriggle?

Wang Qiu could only roll his eyes speechlessly, while Doraemon and the others didn't think so—they had even raised or made even more terrifying things!

Well, however, if you think about it, you also know that a "cat-type nursery machine" that can carry 100 billion tons of TNT-equivalent nuclear warheads and prepare them to blow up mice, I am afraid that I don't know how the word "afraid" is written!

“…… Of course not! Such an ugly thing will freak out the guests! Xiaoxin's mother, Miya Nohara, crossed her hands on her hips and shouted with a straight face, "...... And our family still has 30 years of mortgage to repay, raising a dog Xiaobai is hard enough, where can we raise more small animals? ”

Well, in the eyes of Miya Nohara, a housewife, the alien that can make astronauts frightened seems to be something like cockroaches?

Well, however, in the world of Crayon Shin-chan, most things really don't need to be taken too seriously, because the evil villain enemy who is trying to destroy the Miè world is only the IQ of a five-year-old child at most...... Or even more stupid.

“…… What an ugly! "This is the comment of His Royal Highness the head of the Suzumiya Kasuga regiment," ...... It's better to die soon! ”

So, Fat Tiger said next that in order to celebrate the victory of defeating the alien and defending the earth, he would sing a song on the spot...... The others hurriedly took out the cotton and stuffed their ears, and the alien in the bottle immediately stumbled and fell, helplessly killed under the curse of the gods and the song of the fat tiger.

- At this point, with the disappointment of the SOS group, the Kasuga Defense Force, and the junior adventure group, the plot of "Alien 1" is over.

In this incredible world, there are many things that you can lose if you are serious......

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At noon that day, the Nohara family entertained Wang Qiu, Suzumiya Haruhi, Doraemon and others with a fairly sumptuous lunch.

In general, although they are also burdened with heavy mortgage pressure, and the head of the family is also a typical 9-to-5 office worker, the Nohara family seems to be more affluent than the Nobi family - first, Nohara Hiroshi is the head of the sales department of Futaba Trading Company, with an annual salary of more than 6 million yen, while Nobi's father only works as a "section manager's assistant" (similar to a secretary or adjutant), and his position and income are much worse; Second, the cost of living in Saitama Prefecture is also slightly lower than in Tokyo, so the Nohara family can afford a car – albeit in ten-year installments – while the Nobi family can't afford it.

This difference is expressed at the table, that is, the Nohara family eats better than the Nobi family, although nearly 20 people are served at a time, and everyone still gets a fragrant tonkatsu, plus two fried chicken thighs...... But that's it. The amount of meat is limited, so it can't make everyone let go of their belly, and the delicacies of the mountains and seas are really unaffordable. The vegetables are green peppers and carrots...... Then more than half of the green peppers were secretly thrown away by Xiaoxin.

――No way, Nohara Shinnosuke's children's extreme dislike of green peppers is as famous as his love for beautiful big sisters.

After lunch, Haruhi Suzumiya led the SOS regiment and returned to Hyogo Prefecture through the Guò Gate first. But Yuki Nagato stayed for the time being, and studied the functions and secrets of the "main god" sphere with Doraemon - I don't know how Yuki Nagato, an alien agent, actually made a port from the "main god" ball, and then connected it to the laptop with a number of jù lines......

As for Wang Qiu, who was completely intrigued in this kind of professional problem, under the leadership of Xiaoxin, he visited the house of the Nohara family -- a closer look showed that except for the room on the second floor of the Nohara house that was used as a study, no one slept and the whole family worked on the floor in a large room on the first floor at night, and the entire building structure was not much different from the Nobi family...... Could it be that traditional Japanese architecture is the same routine?

In addition, Nohara Shinnosuke also proudly showed off their family's new building - a second-hand luxury dog house that Xiaobai bought for 10,000 yen from the flea market, with an imitation Japanese-style palace structure, and a very delicate carved beam painting, which looks really beautiful...... The only flaw is that Xiaobai, the owner of this dog house, seems to be a little unpleasant and depressed...... Later, it was Xiaoxin who forgot to feed the dog today.

Speaking of which, Xiaobai, a mongrel, has really ups and downs and bleak life in Xiaoxin's house - sometimes because Xiaoxin Xiaoxin forgot to feed him, he was so hungry that he was hungry; Sometimes I ate dog food for a week, and my belly was raised high; One moment fat like a pig, another thin like a skeleton; From time to time, he was dragged by Xiaoxin to breed with some strange animals...... It's also thanks to "Crayon Xiaoxin" that it is a funny work, and any science, logic and rationality are floating clouds, otherwise this ill-fated puppy would have already been buried in the ground.

As the sky got late, all the adults called to urge, and the children in Xiaoxin's Shuangye Kindergarten also said goodbye and left, ready to go home and sleep. And Nobita and Shizuka Minamoto, Koo Gukawa, Fat Tiger and other elementary school students also began to pack their things...... But at this moment, Yuki Nagato, who was wearing rabbit headphones and staring at the screen with his eyes, suddenly took off the headphones and turned around to speak, and another latest alarm came out!

“…… There is a new movement in the main god space! An hour later, you're about to enter the plot of The Grudge! Please be sure to pay attention to ......"

This sudden news made Wang Qiu, who was opening Doraemon's dimensional pocket and preparing to drill into it, suddenly couldn't help but stumble.

Huh? The alien has just been sung to the braid by the song of the fat tiger, and now there is a cursed ghost with no eyes coming to find death?

Well, however, although the Kasuga Okami of Suzumiya is gone, the camp on the Nohara family's side is still very strong, so it shouldn't be a big deal!

As a result, the people who were aroused their interest gathered again in the living room of the Nohara family, watching TV while waiting for the arrival of "The Grudge" to turn the Nohara family into a haunted house. The Nohara family also discussed with great interest the question of where the ghost of Gacoko would come from.

It's a pity that when the "main god" prompt entered the plot, the Nohara family and Doraemon and others searched for a long, long time, and nothing unusual appeared. It wasn't until I heard Xiaobai's hoarse dog barking in the yard that I found a certain copycat-level "Curse" from its dog house......

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“…… The Nohara family's latest luxury dog house for the mongrel dog Xiaobai originally belonged to a Chihuahua bitch named Gacoco across the street, and the little bitch Gacoco had a crush on the neighbor's Akita dog Xiaobai before her death, but was brutally raped and killed by another thick black and hard big wolf dog...... Since then, the soul of Gacoco has been reduced to an earthbound spirit, and has been sold into the Nohara family together with the luxury dog house before his death, and he has been entangled with Xiaobai, who had a crush on him before......"

While listening to the explanation of Yuki Nagato's uneventful explanation, he watched the ghost of a little chihuahua, coming out of Xiaobai's dog food basin and fluttering around the dog house, making Xiaobai bark in fright, and everyone couldn't help but have an urge to throw their bodies to the ground and hit their heads against the wall:

“…… Oh my God! The doghouse version of The Grudge...... Isn't this cheating daddy? ”

――No way, in this incredible world, there are many things that you can lose if you are serious......

In short, through Guò Nagato Yuki's "information operation", everyone finally succeeded in resolving the evil spirit of the version of Ga Coconut, and successfully became this "dog ghost love" love, so that Xiaobai can live a "happy life" where you can see the ghost of the little Ga Coconut every day when you come back from a walk......